/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5634151
make hamburger meat into a patty, season with salt and pepper, grill to desired doneness put on bun with desired toppings

>>5634155

If you are making your hamburger meat into a patty. Seasoning it with salt and pepper, and then grilling it and putting it on a bun,

YOU ARE DOING IT ALL WRONG.

If you want to make a burger correctly, you have to remember not all burgers have to be a patty! Try forming your hamburger meat into a dinosaur or use chicken instead of beef!

Instead of seasoning, try activated almond paste and siracha to really enhance the flavor!

Instead of using a bun, try using putting all the ingredients in a corn husk and then placing the corn husk on a nice bed of flowers!

Trying this, will change your entire idea of what a burger might be!

>>5634492
Thanks Anon!

>>5634492
lmao this better be comedy, god damn it. Im calling Poe's Law.

> buy beef at the store
> throw it on the floor
> shape the patty into a dinosaur

>>5634492
This is one of those posts I wish I had made

>>5634492

I thought I was original with this joke.. they did make a video for burgers.. just not as excessive as mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seLgqS2A_y0

>>5634560
Go on a flavor safari!

>>5634151
There were three. I think people just gave up on updating the wikia.

>>5634151
Why the hell does anyone need a recipe for hamburgers? That's like asking for a recipe for a ham sandwich.

>>5634151
/ck/ has a booru.

ck.booru.org

Essential:
medium ground beef

Optional
1 egg
bbq sauce
chopped green onion

Form into concave patties.
Cheese goes on the bottom of the burger to contain the grease which would soak into the bun.

>>5634587
> That's like asking for a recipe for a ham sandwich.

Yeah, and Sushi is a joke, too! Give me a bag of rice and the directions to a PetCo and ill get you some Sushi Rolls prpnto!

/super sarcasm and pic related

I've had Ham Sandwiches that transcend the already winning combination of ham, bread, cheese, and deli mustard and enter a realm of finely tuned perfection. It's so finely tuned that at this vortex of pleasure and taste, time bends around itself and slows down, allowing you to experience every serendipitous bite as if it was an eternity of serenity.

>>5634620
Go fuck yourself. Anyone with any knowledge of food can make a god tier sandwich. Recipes are NOT required. Hamburgers are stupid easy. They should never require a recipe, unless you are making the buns yourself, in which case one of a few good bun recipes are all you need. Everything else is pure common sense and a little ingenuity. If you can't handle that on your own, you've failed at life.

>>5634614
>egg
>bbq sauce

No.

http://4chan-ck.wikia.com/wiki/The_/ck/_Wiki

>>5634151
Changes depending what you have to hand, I usually go onions, egg, ground beef and flour or breadcrumbs + spices and herbs etc.