/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Now we dont

>be autistic
Stopped reading there

and it doensn't end there, that was a couple days ago this is what happened today:

> offer her a nice cup of tea
> "sure" she has probably never drunk tea before in her life
> go make us a cup each and I give her milk in it instead of asking to make it easier
> "Oh and just 3 sugars please"
> WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL? "JUST" THREE?
> Angrily get out a small bowl and put sugar in it and slam it down on the table
Fucking plebs. Any other brit /ck/ feels

>>5630717
>go to make dinner
>open my cupboard and get out my loaf of bread
>take out a slice
>it's gone moldy
>tfw can't make my toast sandwich

>>5630707
>>5630717
>Refined sugar
Disgusting..

>>5630717
>milk in tea

Why are Brits so disgusting?

>>5630735
>going to put butter on my toast sandwich
>take my contraband plastic knife out of the drawer
>bobbies burst in through the front door
>"Terribly sorry about the do...Oi m8s hes got a knife!"
>they knock me unconscious with their billy clubs
>wake up in Australia

>>5630761
>generalizations of an entire species of plant; or literally the warm steep of any other

>>5630761
Milk in tea in used pretty much only in hot black tea. We don't tend to drink those fruity iced teas you do in assumably America.

>freedom-eating murrican here
>living with other freedom-eaters or so I thought
>one day after a session of shooting gasoline cans with my AR15 I come home for a meal of burgers and ice cream
>see that my roommate is preparing a peanut butter and 5th amendment sandwich
>remind him of our victory over the lobsters in '76
>notice that he is spreading the peanut butter on his sandwich with a spoon
>A SPOON
>at that point I notice that he's not my roommate, but actually an enormous redcoat tory who has been hiding in our house for over 200 years
>he begins to load his black powder rifle but I am too fast for him
>pull my emergency bell from my pocket and strike 12 bongs
>"oi time for tea, god save the queen" he says
>I tie him up and get him a job at CNN so I never have to hear from him again

>>5630717
> puts milk in tea
> thinks that is any better than putting sugar in tea

Brits are terrible at tea

Wow, the britbongs are horrible terrible people if everyone of them is like OP. Fucking MILK in tea. God damned animals.

broasting in a roll thread

>britbongs acting like the authority on tea
>enforcing arbitrary rules on how to drink it
tragic

>>5631068
>tragic
More like typical.

>>5630798
I chuckled heartily. It disturbed my cat and he gave me 'a look.'

>>5631031

It's not the kind of tea you drink that we put milk in. That would taste awful so we drink it without. It is one specific and strong type of tea that tastes rather bitter and unpleasant and therefore lends itself to milk.

>Be britbong
>Use nigger vernacular
>Goodnight white pride

>>5630707
You don't want to know how retarded Americans are.

>>5630707

The ban on knives in Bongistan extend to jelly spreading knives as well?

>>5631916

it applies to dull butter knives apparently.

>>5631152
that stove looks nothing like any stove I've seen in america.

>Be American
>Get roommate
>Nice fellow, phD smart, takes care of his shit
>Watch him use peanut butter knife in jelly jar
>I'm allergic and have stated so many times
>Peanut allergy image on the fridge door
Bought a box full of those little jam packets instead of relying on his absent mindedness

>>5630792
>we're so manly because we drink out tea hot in our cold climate
>never once stopping to think cold tea is great for the hot parts of murrica
Island fats everyone.

>>5631110
>not liking bitter tea
>Sillynanny detected

>>5631152
According to google that is a Russian fail.

>NIGGA WHAT

when has anyone heard any brit say this, ever?

OP confirmed for american troll

>>5630707
That's not an American thing, it's a sloppy person thing.

>>5630707

>using spoons to apply spreads

Did they ban butter knives m8?

>>5630792
>>5630717

>milk in black tea
>adding a children's drink to your tea
>not drinking straight black tea for the flavor
ha ha ha man, milk is literally for children, specifically babies. And I mean the original definition of literally, not figuratively. Are you just drinking it for the caffeine like some sort of retard?

fucking inbredbrits are such scum, especially when they think they know shit about tea

>>5631990
hes probably just been obsessing over america so much that he's started picking up some phrases

>>5630707
>Relative from England coming by
>I got you some muffins
>Serve Thomas English Muffins
>Asks where the muffins are
>He tells me they're crumpets
>Huh no kidding.
He frowned at my usage of spreading avocado on it though.

>>5632049
word mate

>>5630800
THIS. The only things that you can put in tea is lemon OR honey.

>>5630792
>Not stewing your green tea directly into yak milk.
How can you be so casual, UK?

>afraid of a little butter in the jam jar
I got over this when I was 5 years old

>>5631152
Nobody in America has a stove like that. Bet you it's some Pole living in Bongland

>>5632201

didn't you read the thread? it was already confirmed to be a russian

>>5630749

enjoy your seizures

>>5630707
SOUNDS LIKE YOUR PROBLEM, NIGGERTRON

>>5630707
No, we absolutely do not ever do that. You just have a shitty houseguest with the manners of a chimp.

>>5631933
It looks like a cheap gas range. You must live somewhere where they only have electric.