/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5628614
the wot?

>>5628614

>instant mashed potato flakes
>can of Wolf Brand chili

>>5628614
>Fried chicken
>in a Burrito

PARDON ME FOR BEING FAT BUT WHY THE HELL IS THIS NOT A THING?

>>5628640
It is a thing
Try googling "fried chicken wrap" or are your fingers too thick and greasy to handle that?

>>5628640
McDonald's has had this for years and years

>>5628633
>I already got shit for the potatoes.
>where the hell do you see chili?
>if its the corn your looking at in the pot, then I need a better camera.

>>5628640
>>5628658
Aren't we due for a famous bowl wrap?

I put my fried rice in some tortillas the other day. It's my new favorite way to eat it.

>>5628667
>tfw no more biscuit famous bowl

>>5628614
so is this the "average midwest meal" burrito?

>>5628697
not nearly enough cheese for that

>>5628682
Fuck I forgot to take pictures last time I cooked.
>Mac n Cheese cooked with 1lb of beef
>Home made potatoe salad
>Lettuce & tomato
>wrap that up and give my intestines a spin.

>>5628697
I wouldn't know, I'm from NYC.

I love simple refried bean, cheese, habenero hot sauce. One of my favorite things.

Also filling them with scrambled eggs, bacon, diced peppers, and cheese is delicious.

Replace the chicken with turkey and you could have a thanksgiving burrito

>>5628742
add some fried potatoes and a fine salsa verde to that second one and you've got a killer breakfast burrito

>>5628682
i started frying beans and rice in the juice from the beans. No more fucking drippage and its delicious as fuck

Made a spaghetti burrito:
>Barilla spaghetti
>Prego Chunky Garden
>homemade garlic bread chooped to crouton size
>sprinkle parmesan cheese
>wrap
>heaven

ITT: carb loading your way to the grave

>>5628821

If only I hadn't enjoyed myself, I could have lived forever

>>5628821
>carb loading your way to the grave
>deliciously

>>5628815
Will try this.

My baked Ziti wrap-
>combine ziti noodles and sauce(whatever you prefer).
>on burrito, place a layer of shredded mozzarella
>heat for 20 seconds
>place ziti/sauce
>spoonful of ricotta
>close burrito

>>5628821
>still believing ketofags lies

>>5628815
What the fuck

>>5628821
I lost like 70 lbs eating nothing but carbs brah. Granted I was on a like 1800 calorie deficit lol.

>>5628889
>>5628908

I've heard both good and bad things about this low carb diet, so which is it?

>>5628908
So you ate, like, a pop tart a day?

>>5628908
Anyone of these "burritos" are likely to be at least 2k calories apiece.

>>5628917
low carb is only good when it's temporary meaning less than two weeks. Less than 4 times a years.

You see really immediate results so people love to advocate it because it takes zero will power. But it's destructive to your endocrine system, sex organs, muscles, kidneys, adrenal glands, liver, and in some cases your brain. Bottom line is you're going to lose a lot of lean mass (nonfat tissues) whether you get 150+ grams of protein a day or not.

>>5628945
This conversation is leaving my burrito woefully empty.

Any more on topic ideas?

>>5628961
rice, beans, meat in equal measure generally is what my burritos are made of.

I generally use black beans and japonica rice because I like the taste more. The meat I use is pretty much pork enchilada filling. Just make a crap ton of everything (except rice gotta make that fresh)then store it all in containers in the fridge.

When you want a burrito just make rice, steam a tortilla and assemble. I pretty much lived on burritos for most of college cheap, healthy and practical living.

>>5628975
Did you like totally miss the point of this thread?

Let's be a bit more creative here.

>>5628989
I prefer convention.

jello and nutella

The other day my mother made chili dog burritos. She said it was pretty good.

>>5629042
What kind of jello?

>>5629063
add sour cream and cheese.

>>5628921
Small bowl of grits, and 1/2 cup dry rice ~700 calories.

>>5629087
watermelon

>>5628917
Low carb is fine, I've done it for sustained periods (7-8 months no cycling just full time 0 carb). It works fine. High carb is fine too. It all comes down to calories in < calories out.

>>5628614
Ive done frozen breaded chicken, cheddar cheese abd bbq sauce before. My goto is usually crushed tortia chips cheese and chili.

Fry your burrito tortilla in butter, cinnamon, and dark brown sugar, then fill with coarse pumpkin/sweet potato/carrot puree and stiffly whipped cream. Wrap and enjoy delicious dessert burrito. Throw some cooked apple chunks in too for good measure.

>>5629109
Aww shit man, I want a bbq burrito. Smoked brisket, sauce, pickles, onions, potato salad, maybe some baked beans... Wrap all that shit up in the tortilla... Bet it'd be dank as fuck.

>>5628640
Google Torchy's Tacos and look for the trailer park and find the option for making it trashy.

Actually their entire menu is heart stopping.

>this whole thread

Mexican here.

Stop raping our food with your abominations, Ameriturds.

>>5629161

stop taking naps in our fences

>>5629161

>>5629161
stop taking our jobs

>take tortilla (whole wheat is best for this)
>spread with peanut butter
>top peanut butter with honey or jam
>roll up or fold like normal burrito
>bonus: add sliced bananas, nuts, and/or quick oats for more texture

Filling as fuck.

Pretty good quick beakfast.

>>5629174
i chuckled

Pizza burrito:

Top tortilla with a layer of cheese, sauce, pepperoni, and other toppings of your choice. Bake in oven (at about 350°) just until cheese is melted and toppings are heated. Form into burrito. Eat.

>>5629258
>Mash banana
>Mix in oats and honey
>add PB
>Put in tortilla
>stuff your face pig
>eat it fatty, you were going to anyway
>you make me sick
>Fucking fuck

>>5629198
but i'm a NEET

>>5630350
why are there so many damn mexican weebs

>>5630765
Because we want to be lazy and make money.

>>5630765
Because Mexicans and Japanese go together like fine cheese and wine, peanut butter and jelly, salt and pepper. I fucking love me some Japanese bitches

>>5631194
Shrimp fried rice, chicken lo mein, topped with beef and broccoli. All in a burrito with duck sauce for dipping.

I know what I'm doing tonight.

egg, bacon, poppy seeds, spinach, sriracha, and boiled potato all wrapped in a quesadilla.

>>5628921

>1 Pop Tart
>1800 calories

Know how I know you're fat?