/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Ramen with lots of ketchup and a tall glass of orange juice to balance the acids

>>5606591

>>5606621

Sorry, you posted the wrong image. Youre looking for the one you post when youre a fucking faggot piece of shit. Fucking get the fuck out of my thread before I fucking call a mod.

>>5606591
>Im 6"1 and 190 pounds so dont judge
Well you are probably skinny fat.

>>5606622

20 Chicken nuggets from McDonald's with sweet and sour sauce.
20 Chicken nuggets from Wendy's with sweet and sour sauce.
KFC chicken, potatoes, slaw and biscuits.
Chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A with extra pickles and honey mustard sauce.
Spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's.
I also want a baconator from Wendy's and a good gyro from somewhere.
To drink, I'll have cranberry ginger ale.
Jelly Belly chocolate coated cherry jelly beans.

I'm not sure I could eat all that, but I'd fucking try.

>>5606622
Five guys burger and fries, by the way.

>>5606624

K bud im sure youre basically a mix between frank zane and arnold with the speed of bolt and with a better way to have your last meal than me AND you are a remote viewer with over 3000 confirmed views, the 3014th of which you just performed and saw my physique

Fucking bitch

>>5606622
Why aren't you in school little Jimbob?

>>5606637

Because my teacher wont let me fuck your mom in his class

>>5606634
Go back to grade 2 and learn how to compose a sentence.

>>5606634

>>5606641

Go back to grade 2 and try not to get raped by your teacher. Oh too bad I jizzed on the wires of your time machine when I pulled out after fucking you in the ass and you cant go back. Faggot

This thread is going places.

>>5606646
Your insults are improving slightly but they lack a certain smoothness. Keep going.

>>5606606
Topical!

>>5606651

Bro literally either contribute what youd want as your last meal or ill just come snipe you on an empty stomach the second u next wake up

>>5606641
im pretty sure you just got rekt son

>>5606656
How old are you young douche?

>>5606661

No one asked for the quote the cop said when he was called to your house on a domestic abuse call from the neighbor across the street who witnessed you fisting your mom with soap as lube faggot

>>5606667
Wait, you fisted your mum with soap or you used liquid soap as lube or what?
What are you trying to tell me?

>>5606673

Lrn to reading comprehension. The cop went to your house and asked "you how old are you young douche" after your mom had been caught abusing you by forcing you to fist her with soap as lube..
Fucking idiot

>>5606677
I'm just now starting to suspect that you may be under 18. Are you sure you should be posting here?

>>5606678

I dont care what youre "starting to suspect..." everyone who knows you has finished suspecting that youre gay and now know it. Fuck off fag, quit trying to find kids online to solicit for sex in the hope of being caught by chris hansen so you can be fucked by tyrone in the shower you fucking exquisite queer

Are you people drunk?

>>5606687
Me or the child?
I have had some whiskey, yes.

>THINLY SLICED TOMATO, ONION, FERMENTED GARLIC PICKLES WITH OLIVE OIL
>a large tray of eggplant parm made from sicilian eggplant with ricotta cheese
>fresh sourdough bread, cultured butter, olive oil
>cappuccino, dark chocolate bar, tiramisu, cannoli

>>5606699
You sounds like a wiener.

>>5606702
Well, this wiener is going in your pocket.

>>5606707

*unbuttons asshole*

>>5606707
Jokes on you 'cause I'm not wearing my pockets today.

>>5606711
Nature's pocket

>>5606709
This guy gets it

First of all, I want a tall glass of human milk to go with my meal. Preferably the milk of some big tittied Bavarian beer maiden. I also want a picture of said milking woman painted, using died chocolate, for desert. For the main coarse I want a steak, a fucking liger steak (yes, a liger) that has been pressure cooked using the cerebral spinal fluid of Mr. Hawkings (or Richard Dawkins or Ron White, whoever, chef's choice). Naturally this steak will need to be finished up by grilling over coals made by extracting the carbon from Sha-keel O' Neil's body (only Mr. Shaq is black enough to provide adequate carbon). I would like this steak topped with butter made from the aforementioned milk maid and some honey from the nest of killer bees (preferably bees who have actually killed someone, and don't just pretend). And maybe some Hawaiin crow fois gras, not sure, that sounds a little cruel. Anyhoo, for a side dish I want deviled hummingbird eggs, boiled in orphan tears. The stuffing should be made from some cheese (milk maiden again), some French mustard ground between two pieces of proper Irish granite (only the finest), and some mayonnaise made using hummingbird eggs and truffle oil. These delicious little devils will be topped with true sturgeon caviar, truffles, and some rhodium leaf for shits and giggles. I also want a ceasar salad, with creamy (milk maiden, again) dressing, freshly ground black pepper using a gopher wood mill and anchovies, of course. I think that's about it.

>>5606749
>stuff no one is ever going to read

>>5606751
I actually read it.

>>5606749
You didn't mention a dessert.

>>5606755
>dessert mentioned in the third sentence
>claims to have read it

>>5606667
Shut the fuck up, both of you are mumbling retards for having a useless argument on a cooking board

QUALITY THREAD EVERYBODY

THANK YOU AMERICA

>>5606801
>no fun allowed