/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5590273
Such on a stainless steel spoon. That'll remove the smell.

>>5590273
IKTF.
Brief moments like those make me happy that they don't think I'm too repulsive though.

>>5590280
Logic failure

It's the equivalent of "supportive" Facebook posts that say "looking beautiful"

These happen if the person is actually beautiful, or fat. Nothing in between

>tfw no qt co/ck/ette gf to give garlic kisses to

I have never met a girl that didn't love garlic or garlic bread for that matter.

It's just a silly thing people say.

if you cant belch garlic breath into your lovers face you're doing it all wrong, anyway

sex is funny enough as it is

>>5590273
Your answer should be "the only girl for me will be someone that enjoys garlic as much as I do so I don't have to worry about that rule. Two people eating garlic cancels it out."

This avoids the picky eater types, as well. The only time not to enjoy garlic, OP, is when you are going to the dentist, or working customer service. My sibling said in his cruise ship days (purser) everyone at the front desk overloaded their garlic bread at dinner just to drive chatty people away a little quicker, hahaha. If you eat roasted garlic by the clove, and you exceed 3-4, you might smell it out of your pores anyway. Hey, Indian people smell don't they? That's just how it is.

>>5590312
If both are eating garlic then it's not noticed by either, that's the fun, and in love, something that you might have missed.

>single
>eat a shit ton of food with garlic

>>5590273

>the one who asks you is the one you were planning to kiss

>>5590390
>not touching her pillowy lips with a finger while smiling and whispering, "Don't tempt me."

git gud.

>>5590309

>you will never dip your cock in garlic butter and have your gf lick it off

feels bad man

>>5590658
>you will never taste your own dick covered in garlic butter

I think that feels even worse.

>Eat something with a lot of garlic
>Force gf to eat some too
>All is well
So?

>>5590678

pretty sure the point of OP is that he has no gf

my last gf hated how much garlic i would eat
the gf before that hated how much jalapeno i would handle

>>5590658
i did that with the thick coffee slurry at the bottom of the cup
>she always wanted me to make her coffee in the am :)

>>5590273
>"g-guess i gotta cancel my plans, h-haha"

>get hungry
>look in the kitchen
>don't find anything, decide to eat later
>go back in the kitchen
>still can't find anything I'm in the mood for
>decide to eat tomorrow

The process repeats until I'm so hungry I have to force myself to eat something I don't want.

My family all leave the room when I eat kimchi. IDGAF, it's god tier.

>>5590280
When they say it, they are being facetious because they know that you'll never be kissing anyone.

>>5590851
thats when you surprise them, kiss them and say that wasn't so bad.

>>5590672

>not being able to self-suck

why so fat, /ck/?

HAHAHHAAH oh man.

You guys make me laugh with these funny made up stories.

If this happend to me. id grab the cute girl she better be cute if im on a date with her. ANYWAY grab her and make sweet sweet love to that tongue of hers. even if she trys to run GRAB FORCEFULLY AND TONGUE that mouth. than put your hand on her vagoo and say "this is mine"

Boom instant win.

>second date with a girl
>I'm cooking for her
>making a few things
>all of them high on garlic
>realise this as I'm standing there peeling a million cloves of it
>fuck
>won't be as good without it
>turn around
>"are you a fan of garlic? I can leave it out if you don't like it"
>"hmmm, only if you're eating it too"
>hory shit I'm so in

>we broke up two months later

>>5592642
...what the fuck is this? some hybrid of hypothetical porn video comments and 4chan underage b&?

>>5592642
You're a faggot

>>5592665
>>"are you a fan of garlic? I can leave it out if you don't like it"
>>"hmmm, only if you're eating it too"
What the fuck does that even mean? Leave out the garlic if you're eating it too?

>>5590658

I wouldn't know that feel.

Last time i cooked a big ass thing of beans with a bunch of garlic in it. It was like 1lb dry beans and 4 cloves of garlic and then i cooked a piece of beef with another 4 cloves of garlic.
My farts were on another level. It was at the point where i just slept lest i existed in a stanky ass realm of stank. It lasted like 3-4 days. Since then i am more careful with garlix.

>>5592683
using the power of context clues, i have surmised that she meant that anon should leave the garlic in for both of them or exclude it for both of them based on his decision on the matter.

see how easy that was?

>>5592976
why do you do this to yourself