/ck/ - Food & Cooking

in for the butthurt

>>5562753
Chocolate, i knew it was calorie dense but just how dense i didnt. No wonder i was fat as i ate 1 200-300g bar almost everyday, fuck.

>>5562766
Lol!
#rekt

>>5562753
F-fatty McAutism? Is that you?

>>5562766

psssssssh god i love black people

>3-6 times a week

>>5562865
This. If your eating that much mcdonalds you have a bigger problem than some sachets of mayonnaise.

If you don't already know look at peanut butter.

>>5562753
>Hidden Calories
Not really hidden, everyone knows mayonnaise is calorie dense.

>>5562753
>I was really surprised and somewhat perturbed.

Mayo is an emulsion of egg yolks and oil. Why would you think this was low calorie?

>>5562841
epic edge

>>5562889
>edge

Elaborate please

>>5562900
He's being edgy by calling you edgy

>>5562766
>dat extra protein

>>5562903
I'm not the same person that posted >>5562841
I just didn't understand >>5562889

i yearn for the day that i can hit up /ck/ after work and not have the front page be an onslaught of troll threads

i really do

>>5562922
Pack a lunch, newfag

Any "creamy" type sauce is oil-based and that's completely fat and calories. They also add in LOADS of sugar (sweet n sour, honey mustard) so even the clear ones arent safe because thats sugar based.

>>5562922
You are fucking stupid if you think any board on 4chinz won't be trolled. Some of them get less trolled but it still happens.

Plus, you are fucking stupid. There are dozens of good posts on /ck/ at any given time. Sure there are fast food shitposts but that's not all there is to /ck/.

You know you can eat 3500 calories in one day and still have nowhere near a sufficient amount of nutrients to keep your body running efficiently?

Right?

Yeah, you got me.

Bump for karkat

>>5562964
>if you think any board on 4chinz won't be trolled.

i never said that, now did i? i said that i wish for that, but not that i think it won't happen.

and yes, there are, but they don't make these ones disappear.

>>5563153
>and yes, there are, but they don't make these ones disappear.

I have no fucking idea what you meant.

>>5563156

christ, you really can't into reading comprehension.

>There are dozens of good posts on /ck/ at any given time

>and yes, there are,

>but they don't make these ones* disappear.

*these troll threads


there, broke it down for ya

>>5563161
Sorry I couldn't understand your code.

And yes, there are.

>>5562753

If this isn't a troll thread, pls kill your self.

>>What other foods or condiments/additives/garnishes have you been surprised about?

I can feed you some sperm as a nutritious condiment. I can even surprise you with it.

>>5562964
>>5563153
Shouldn't you guys be arguing about nursing school or whatever? Christ, it's pretty obvious you are summer friends.

>>5562833
Sigh. Yes, I suppose that is me.

>>5563206
lol you sad cunt.

still butthurt by the male nurses being more educated than co/ck/s?

>>5563213
I never was part of that argument, I can just recognize you summerfags.

>>5563222
I've been here since last Winter faggot. I'm an oldfag by now.

>>5563229
So you graced us with your presence during Christmas break and came back for summer?

We can tell.

>>5563222
I agree this thread is full of summer fags, but the other one wasn't.

Just some sad faggots who apparently are angry at male waiters or male nurses.

>>5563222

not a summerfag i just have a hankering to argue about stupid things

>>5563233
How? Is my IP showing?

*Zips up
*Slaps you
Shut the fuck up you faggot@@@@@@
*Puts on fedora
*Tips fedore 30%
*Winks at you
Have a naise day senyorita

>>5562833
fatty mcautism left long ago. all we have now are frauds, like this one. it's not hard to replicate, but still obvious.

>>5563210
How dare you sick fucks ruin a Fatty McAutism thread?

>>5563253
No, I have not left. I simply got tired of being insulted and seeing myself as a cliche and decided to stick to lurking more.

When somebody asked me if I was "Ronnie" I found the comic after a short search and the similarities between our experiences were both disturbing and somewhat comforting. I have thought about emailing the author and telling him some of my stories that I have not even shared on /ck/ out of embarrassment. Perhaps he could put them in a comic and it would help me laugh at myself and not take things so seriously.

>>5563446
We ALL relate to ronnie sometimes. Whether us co/ck/s like to admit it or not.

>>5563462
I suppose, but when I first saw the comic (and subsequently went through them all in one sitting) I actually saw things that had happened to me exactly. I also could see how my threads could be construed as Ronnie plagiarism. I have never seen such similarities between my life and media before.

At least I had several good conversations with one poster about the Dark Tower series. I am now listening to Hyperion and wonder if he has also read this book/series.

>>5563446
if you are really Fatty i think most of /ck/ loves you.

have you read the first Odd Thomas book yet?

>>5563484
No, but it is currently on my iPod and waiting. I ended up getting into a sci-fi kick and listened to the Day of the Triffids and the Forever War.

>>5563484
This, your nickname is out of love.

I actually miss your posts OP, they were always funny and interesting. You have to figure you're an interesting guy when you stand out among other anonymous users.

>>5563503
>>5563484
Thank you, I appreciate that, for whatever it is worth. I also must be very interesting if fast food staff all seem to know and recognize me after a few interactions :)

>>5563483
i'm the dark tower guy, I rotate a few fag-names along with being anon. glad you are still hanging around friend. how is Hyperion?

>>5563523
Nice to see you again. Hyperion is pretty good, an assortment of several stories told by various characters. It seems like it is trying to go in the direction of an epic but isn't as strong as, say, Dune yet. I would recommend it so far.

>>5563531
I haven't read it yet, it has been recommended before so I'll get to it eventually. lately i've been lazily on and off reading anthony bourdain books and was recently given dean koontz's Frankenstein series by my dad who thought it was awesome, I'll at least get through the first one. Dark Tower is on the shelf but I'm scared to start it since its so long.

>>5563523
This pic again. I'd fuck Fire, Jalapeno, and either Mild or Verde, it's a toss up. Fire is my first pic: homely face but banging body.

>>5565288

>verde instead of roast

>>5562753
A small packet of crackers is 120 calories, and I used to snack on a huge tin of them. Who knows how many thousands I downed dipped in nutella and cream cheese

>>5565296
I don't like that overly-straightened and dyed hair and weird makeup. I see lots of girls like that and it doesn't do it for me.

Verde went nuts with the fake tan but she'd be cute without the tan and makeup. I like her body too, looks like she isn't just a skinny girl like fire roasted.

Obviously I'd bang all of them, I'm just listing the top 3.

i actually like mickeedee other wise known as MAC donalds (black or white, matters not, remembrance is great, but the only ones still fighting that particular war, I don't care to be around). Great tits of 'merricka.(ok safe for work board, but little kids hear worse on almost any tv show) I like mcdonalds, but an (forget what you call it), poster child for life, comes to mind. crupulosly clean (forget the "worm burger" stuff.) and deathly afraid of being sued.(deep pockets, layers love them, like shakespeare said. after the military, only reason I didn't become one (lawyer) was I'd already been a dish washer, buss boy, line cook, and small investor. also local... nefver mind. all that said, goofd place but, and a big but, it is incumbent, as always, on you. aqnd you alone. two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, chesse, piclkes, onions on a sesame seed bun. Good right? wrong. onece a year, then I feel like I swollowed a cannon ball. ditto the "mc rib". maybe once every 3-4 months, I might get 2 "mcdoubles, or a mcchicken and two pies. one for later. never a combo or supersize. (ancient history I do like the orange drink, brings back good memories) but not 40.oz. darwin award. My mom and dad loved them. but not not two doulble 1/4 and biggie fries and 48 oz of soda, every day. as far as nuggets ( or nuggers) lol it's ok with me, whateveryou do. I dislike deep fried anything (heresy) cept maybe large shrimp,oysters and tater tots (if gonna do it, do it up right).Dees are like many ff places and life itself. I don't know. an occasional egg mcmuffin is ok,, not every day.teach your children well.Remember those tiny spoons? they quit using them, 'cause some were using them to snot coke. IK sometime replicate little burgers. just 3 oz patties, ketchup, mustard, infamous rehydrated onions, dill pickle, and half a slice of 'merrifat chesse. my heart and my wallet thank me. be reluctant to ban anthing. It makes people want it more.

>>5565288
>>5565288
>>5565462
I'd bang any of them obviously because I'm not queer but Fire is the only one that sticks out to me as being particularly attractive, the rest are pretty average for that age. that fire is on fire though.

*wwalks into thread*

>>5566180
So how much mayo do you like and which Taco Bell sauce girl would you fuck?

>>5565556
Holy shit, fatty mcautism and rambling old guy in the same thread? This is beautiful.

Their honey mustard snack wraps are amazing!

>>5562889
Facts be raycis.

>>5562841
Edgey McEdge

>>5566444
Many of these are logical fallacies and many of these are the result of white people being selfish pricks. So much so that they would vote against themselves in order to keep black people in America from having anything.

>>5562841
good goy, very good goy.

>>5562753
instead of eating mayonnaise, just eat some fucking eggs with vinegar drizzled on top

I hope you're not in a country that pays for extra sauce

>>5562766
Best post in the thread

>>5566229
>Holy shit, fatty mcautism and rambling old guy in the same thread? This is beautiful.
lol YES

>>5562766
my eyes are watering

>>5562766
That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Fukken saved.