/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5549807
>crinkle and regular fries under steak fries
discarded and hidden

>>5549810
regular is on the same level as steak. Also crinkle a shit.

>tots
>not good tier
What kind of shit tots have you been eating.

Furthermore potato pinwheels are above all of those.

>>5549813
>tots
>edible
you should actually kill yourself

>>5549813
>tots
>good
Tots are made of the shit that wasn't good enough to be a better fry.

>>5549816
>>5549817
u fuckin wat m8

>>5549817
>Tots are made of the shit that wasn't good enough to be a better fry.

Yeah, if you're talking about shit that's served to you. I never make my tots with shit tatters.

>>5549816
One of the better vessels for friend potato delivery.

>>5549821
your movie was shit, and not funny.

>>5549807
God tier: Waffle, crinkle, tots
Good tier: steak and curly
meh tier: the rest.
Shit tier: everyone else's opinions.

I love me a good croquette!

Although mine never turn out as good looking as the ones on Google images, mine resemble hush-puppies.

>>5549826
excuse me, but i made my tier list in GIMP

>>5549807

ITT taste doesn't matter. Only shape does.

>>5549828
I refuse to excuse, you are a bad person and people don't like you.

>>5549833
>omg look how many edges I present when I turn ever so slightly

>>5549831
where teh feck is hashbrowns in all this shit!?!

This was from a past tiers thread and it still stands true.

>>5549833
In a way, this is true. Waffle and curly have more surface area for hot grease to touch, meaning more of the fry is delicious crunchy goodness.

>>5549836
I'm sorry our opinions differ, and that we cant be friends.

>>5549827

Fry them at a lower temp? Most people default to 350 for everything when seafood, processed potatoes, and other things should be fried at 325 instead, for example.

>>5549843
You're not sorry, you're just being cruel and heartless. I'm going to pay all the homeless people in your area to pee on your front door while you sleep.

>>5549845
This is the type of person you become when you like tots. Petty and vindictive.

what the fuck is your faggots problem with crinkle cut? They cook up nice and crunchy and are great with vinegar. Fucking curly fries can fuck off

>>5549846
Tots are divine. The Mighty Thor himself forged the first tot from the potato-testis of the last Ice Giant. Fried in the fat of the Jormorgund Elver, and seasoned with the ground up bones of Fenris. You dare the question the sheer voracity of the venerable tot? Clearly, you have been afflicted with some sort of madness. Perhaps you should stop frequenting gypsie hookers.

Waffles fries can go to hell

>>5549846
No, I was the guy who liked tots.

>>5549854
>Tots are divine
post immediately ignored and thrown in the trash

wedges are shit

if you understand anything about cooking potatoes, their shape makes it impossible to create a good consistency in texture

it will either come out overcooked in most parts or undercooked in most parts

>>5549858
read the post again.

>>5549859
>cant handle it

>>5549882
>eating the fecal scrapings of potatoes
lol

>>5549858
Everyone human on earth likes tots. If you don't its a pretty good indication that you are a redguard or are of redguardian decent.

>>5549807

>>5549885
>so jealous

>>5549885
>thinks potatoes produce fecal matter.
americans really are this retarded

Rosti is the best

elder god tier reporting in, don't you like being happy /ck/?

>>5549904
i would swore those were fried kippers.

>>5549907

>>5549907
I'd be happy if I could actually find them. Haven't seen them in about 15 years.

>>5549915
daww

Thick cut, oven roasted chips (fries for you fatties) seasoned with chilli powder or paprika and ground pepper are miles above all those fried potato products.

>>5549807
Who fries croquettes?

>>5549894
the third is crisps and the fourth is potato snacks

Elder god tier:
Sweet Potato Fries

>>5550519
>Properly done sweet potato fries
ftfy

they are very hard to nail right and suck if they aren't

>>5549807
Curly and waffle fries are overrated shite, and their pics ook overseasoned.

good tier is the best

>>5549807
FUCK YOU OP! EVERYTHING YOU DO IS WRONG! THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY!

Ugh... curly fries go on the bottom, if I want shitty seasoning on my potatoes I'll put it on myself, thanks.
same goes for wedges.
I assume the "meh tier" are pomme frites and not madonis fries, so they go up to the top with waffle fries
Tater tots and steak fries both belong in the good tier
wedges go in the "kill it with fire" tier

>>5550265
Anyone got a translation for this, or what kind of sauce is supposed to be on it?

Where can I get a watermelon with seeds in Minnesota?

>>5550586
>Dijonmosterd saus

I'll give you three guesses.

>>5549807
i agree with all except for tater tots; they should be in good tier

>>5550599
Bbq?

>>5549831
>tfw nobody but us appreciates the deliciousness of latkes

>>5549807

>>5551081
Does cheese count as a topping ?

>>5550673
agreed

>>5549817

Maybe if u only eat fast food...

Homemade is best tier.

>>5551307
Those don't look very appetizing.

>implying everything on that list isn't the same exact thing

these are the only fries that matter enough to be above "decent tier" and in their own awesome tier.

>>5551081
>Likening mayonnaise.
Just fucking kill yourself.

>>5549807
>tots are shit

Say that to my face, fucker. Not online and see what happens.

>>5552853
Tots are shit.

>>5549807
>Elder god home made nowhere

I can't believe most people have never had a real french fry.

>>5550228
im gonna do you a favor brit-buddy, go online and buy you a big jug of old bay, the one with a crab on it.

>>5552862
That was incredibly stupid. Go to bed.

>>5549899
>implying he isn't a bong
quit blaming americans for shit and look at your own people.

>>5552877
Cooked frozen fries don't count.

>>5549807
I will find you, cut your nipples off, and sew them on the wrong sides if you don't move tots up there with curly/waffle fries.

>>5551081
>british cuisine
and you wonder why we left.

>>5552886
>fried potatoes can only be done well by your own hand.

I restate, that was an incredibly stupid sentiment.

>>5552888
You sound like you have anger issues. That just reinforces my hypothesis that people who like tots are subhumans.

>>5549841

>where teh feck
Please stop.

>>5549807
I've never had waffle fries. Where does one get waffle fries in Canada?

All fries are good except curly fries. This chart is whack. Dip them in ketchup or barbeque sauce and that's all ya need.

>>5549807
>Wedges in good tier
>what is this shit

>>5554163
you're right sweetie, wedges are god tier!

>>5554199
not this again

>River Song pls go

Ranch is clearly the best dipping sauce.

jojos are the best

>>5549820
God, I love Ronnie

>>5549807
Chinese salt and pepper chips are good.

>>5549807
Hashbrowns. So good when done right. shit when done wrong.

>>5550570
this

>>5549894
#1 Chips
#2 Fries
#3 Crisps
#4 Fucking disgusting get out of here with that shit

battered fries best fries
Also checkers/rallys seasoned fries mucho gusto

>>5553111
Please god someone tell me if it's possible to get those in canada

>>5549807
best

>>5549807

tots should be in god tier

http://www.strawpoll.me/1847359

potato poll

We can all agree that curly fries and wedges belong in meh and shit tier, right?

God Tier: waffle fries, steak fries, sweet potato fries, cottage fries, potato skins, latkes
Good Tier: crinkle cut fries, curly fries
Meh Tier: shoestring fries, tots, hash browns, smile fries, chips, probably everything else
Shit Tier: Those disgusting, greasy excuses for hash browns at McDonalds.

Toppings/Sauces
God Tier: honey mustard, cajun seasoning, feta cheese, any other kind of cheese, chili, hot sauce (especially Sriracha), horseradish sauce, tartar sauce
Good Tier: bbq, sweet and sour, dressing, black pepper
Meh Tier: ketchup, steak sauce, probably everything else

>>5554925
just make them you pleb

Crinkle, curly and crosscut are the god tier
Wedges are good tier
Tots and fries are meh tier
Steak chips are shit tier.

>>5555041
>implying I'm interested in doing that

>>5555030
How is it possible for someone to be so wrong, it's quite amazing. Tartar sauce as god tier get the fuck out of here

>>5549807
>Putting curly fries that get cold 3 minutes after puling them out of the frier as god tier.


>Not including hashbrowns

What

>>5549842
I'm in agreement with this

>>5554210

Get out, scum.

dont be a dipshit depends on what mood you are in get real. depends. deep fried or mcydee is ok. too much grease for me I am not a tradionalist, nor would serve with out warning... wash and nuke some taters until 2/3 done. idaho (leave the jokes off everybody's heard them before or redskin or yukon. slice into quarters, bhrown in a bit of olive or any oil salt while hot, there ya are.would I do it in restuant with out namining it somthiong else ( le petit pommme te ter ala nagasaki avec oil chaud. that be sure to attract some but no try not to hurt your self ( done plenty enough for both of us) microwave 2 per then brown lightly if people dislike it, tell em to get their own damn taters or an ancient saying . take a cold tater and wait. not bad advice. Too much Irish via South America love my tatters but not deep fried. you could do worse. a baker is dot a delivery system for sour cream and bacon, (or god help sour keme ranch and baco bits) have a bit o respect. a nice vegtable. but it doesnot have to be deep fried, always. (jezze I bet some "peel" them when anyone knows thats the best part and now one's tried adding a spoon of mayo to instant (get real, at this point, you ain't winning no stars, but not too terrible...anyways vodka is distilled... yes and no not the kind I can afford... tatters are nice even daily, but not deep fat fried.

>>5549807
pan fries master race reporting in.

crinkle cut are the devil

Jalapeno catsup or poutine style ftw

>>5555317
rambling man out of nowhere

>>5555222
that's the gayest shit I've ever seen.

"salad cream"

God Tier:
Battered/seasoned fries, steak fries, hashbrowns and home fries.

High tier:
Crinkle cut, waffle fries, curly fries (especially with cheese sauce).

Mid tier:
Regular cut, shoestring, chips.

Shit tier:
Any cold soggy fast food fry that you get at the end of a night.

>no one mentioning home fries
Damn whoa wow.

Curly are best eaten alone
Fries are best with chicken or burgers
Wedges are best with meatballs / steak
Tots are best not eaten at all