/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5526748
IMHO:

Chili cheese dogs: not disgusting, just fat.
Peanut butter + jelly sammich: agreed.
Pumpkin pie: nope.
Spam: it's like kibble for humans, it's supposed to be disgusting.
Red velvet cake: no idea on what this is.
Biscuits and gravy: ew. Kinda disgusting.
Grits: nope.
Mayonnaise: ART THOU MAD? Mayo is one of the best inventions after the sliced bread! Specially if homemade in a nice potato salad.
Corn dogs: not disgusting.
Bologna: nope.
Smores: no idea.
Ranch dressing: it isn't disgusting, but using it every fucking where is.
Bacon and eggs: I used to think that way, until I tasted American bacon. It's mild, almost ham-like. It combos well with eggs.

Same as >>5526752
>country
Technically Brazil, but I'm Sulista/Southerner and our food culture is quite different. We don't spam beans like Brazilians proper, we spam polenta, potato and meat.

>amerifat in australia reporting in

Chili cheese dogs - good but fat
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches - was actually surprised this was an american thing but they shaped my childhood
Pumpkin pie - good
Spam - only good fried and even then it's still bleh
Red velvet cake - good southern cakey eats
Biscuits and gravy - SO GOOD as a breakfast
Bacon and eggs - good, prefer aus bacon tho
Grits - cracked pepper and butter makes this good
Mayonaise - gross, lots of sugar. kewpie master race
Corn Dogs - good at fairs
Bologna - gross
Smores - good
Ranch dressing - gross

Australian here:
>Chili cheese dogs
Not crap, but you need to be at a sporting event or a carnival.
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Crap
>Pumpkin pie
Not crap what is wrong with you
>Spam
Crap
>Red velvet cake
Not crap
>Biscuits and gravy
Haven't tried it but probably not crap
>Bacon and eggs
Not crap and no this isn't widely considered distasteful anywhere in the world
>Grits
Haven't tried but probably not crap
>Mayonnaise
Not crap. See a doctor.
>Corn Dogs
Crap
>Bologna
Crap
>Smores
Crap
>Ranch dressing
Overused, but not crap

What? Americans don't eat smores.
They can't; they have no digestive biscuits.

>A s'more (sometimes spelled smore) is a traditional night time campfire treat popular in the United States and Canada, consisting of a roasted marshmallow and a layer of chocolate sandwiched between two pieces of graham cracker.[1] National S'mores Day is celebrated yearly on August 10 in the United States.[2]
Well, cracker with marshmallow? This is disgusting indeed.

>Pumpkin pie
>* cake
>Biscuits and gravy
>Bacon and eggs
>Grits

Please tell me what country is being used as your reference. The rest I can understand, but I need to know what part of the world is gagging over a bowl of ground corn meal.

>>5526754
>Brazil
bottom-feeders

>>5526748
Britfag, our cuisine is pretty similar these days but I don't have anything better to do

Chilli cheese dogs: never had one, chili cheese fries are nice but way too rich to be a side for a burger, and you have to eat them before it starts to coagulate
Peanut butter and jelly: I've made one in england and tried one with the proper grape jelly in america, disgusting both times, I don't get how such a high fat + sugar sandwich is a standard lunchbox ingredient
Pumpkin pie: very nice if made properly and served with ice cream
Biscuits and gravy: I had this at a diner in america, the biscuits were nice but the gravy was underwhelming, might have been the place, either way its a nice combo
Grits: what is this again?
Bologna: basically tastes the same as the really cheap processed ham slices here, 0/10
Smores: very nice, much better than roasting marshmallows alone
Ranch: shamefully, I like it quite a lot, I don't think I would use it on pizza though

Anything I didn't mention I either haven't tried or is very common in the UK as well.

>Pumpkin pie

Bullshit. Where?

No one could dislike pumpkin pie after trying it. I just refuse to believe this.

>>5526748

UK here:

>Chili cheese dogs - blegh
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches - tried em, they were nasty - too sweet
>Pumpkin pie - never had sounds nice
>Spam - get it in the UK but nobody eats it really cause it's fucking horrible. You know you're eating dog food yeah?
>Red velvet cake - never had
>Biscuits and gravy - sounds awful
>Bacon and eggs - everywhere eats this
>Grits - wat
>Mayonaise - it's mayonnaise so what?
>Corn Dogs - had em, they were shit.
>Bologna - see:spam
>Smores - noice
>Ranch dressing - no idea

>>5526752
You're the biggest faggot on this board. ART THOU MAD?!? Kill yourself

>>5526748
clever dis on america thread
7/10
way to avoid the ban

>>5526808
>Grits: what is this again
Ground corn, boiled, served as a kind of porridge with anything from butter and salt to gravy and shrimp. Specifically it's a southern American thing. Some northerners are as likely to be as clueless as an Englishman

Chili cheese dogs - im iffy on them
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches - i grew up eating these, theyre pretty great
Pumpkin pie - great
Spam - fry it up or else its gross
Red velvet cake - yum
Biscuits and gravy - i love this
Bacon and eggs - fantastic
Grits - they taste like cooked fucking sand
Mayonaise - miracle whip's better
Corn Dogs - pretty meh
Bologna - only good fried
Smores - absolutely great
Ranch dressing - overused

New Zealand here

Chili cheese dogs: not a fan but agree with Australia: carnivals and festivals.
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches: my brothers lived off of them. It's certainly not uncommon.
Pumpkin pie: I've made this once. Was.... Very different. Kind of tasty.
Spam: I think it's awful, but mum loves taking it camping.
Red velvet cake: red food colouring in chocolate cake.
Biscuits and gravy: biscuits here are cookies. Not sure why you'd dip biscuits in gravy...
Bacon and eggs: stereotypical breakfast food, add toast, hash browns and tomato sauce.
Grits: what?
Mayonaise: we use this for everything in the restaurant I work in. But we add things like; garlic/capsicum/chipotle etc to make other sauces.
Corn Dogs: I've had these once. I always imagined them to be carnival food. Not family snacks.
Bologna: ....probably something we eat here but a different name.
Smores: campfire food. Not uncommon and really tasty.
Ranch dressing: I've only ever used this for sauce on ranch slaw to go with the ribs at the restaurant.

>>5526748
>Chili cheese dogs
Eh. I'm lukewarm on them.
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Love 'em.
>Pumpkin pie
Love 'em.
>Spam
Good for hangovers and jokes, not good for anything else.
>Red velvet cake
Authentic red velvet cake is excellent; the kind you find pretty much everywhere except a cake bakery is mediocre.
>Biscuits and gravy
Love it.
>Bacon and eggs
Love it.
>Grits
Fuck yeah.
>Mayonaise
I only eat homemade mayonnaise, and even then infrequently.
>Corn Dogs
Great festival food but if you eat them regularly then you should be slapped - hard.
>Bologna
Nasty.
>Smores
Decent enough, I guess, but I've never really seen the appeal.
>Ranch dressing
Once in a blue moon. That said, I use the powdered mix in recipes much more frequently.

>>5526924
>biscuits here are cookies
I swear you inverts are just trying to troll.

<------Biscuit

>>5526940
fuck you cockbreath those are savoury scones
unless you are in alabama there's no need to call them by that name

>>5526862
I am OP and I am american sir

>>5526940
>savoury scone
>google
>huh
welp
Also I live in the more civilized South, thank you very much.

>>5526940
They're only biscuits in the US, the rest of the world calls these biscuits.

>>5526968
And because the rest of the world isn't America, the rest of the world is wrong by default. Deal with it.

>>5526862
Is bashing America a bannable offense now?

My question about pb&j is this. If jam on toast is fine, how can adding peanut butter make it too sweet?

>>5526974
Ssssh.

Chili cheese dogs
>good just depend where u got it
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
>Yes with some milk
Pumpkin pie
>Thats my shit for thanksgiving
Spam
>fry it and make a sandwich not bad
Red velvet cake
>eh there are better cakes
Biscuits and gravy
>not a fan
Bacon and eggs
>not without toast
Grits
No.
Mayonaise
Depends on the person but i like it on things
Corn Dogs
>just compact hot dog just not fluffy

Bologna
No. I hate unless fried even then its okay
Smores
>good if made right
Ranch dressing
Same opinion as mayo.
>I am American.

>>5526968
Isn't this a thread about American food? Using American terms makes sense in this context.

The quality depends entirely on the gravy maker. If it turns out like flour and water, they will clearly suck.

>>5526977
I guess I'm in the minority in not liking peanut butter and jelly.
I don't think it's too sweet for breakfast or a snack, but I would never give my kid jam on toast or a jam sandwich for lunch, so peanut butter and jelly is just really unhealthy, especially considering the sandwich is supposed to be the staple of lunch.

I also just think it's a nasty combination, I've tried it with English strawberry jaw and another time with American grape jelly and both times I couldn't finish it.

>>5526983
I'm not the guy who made the distinction, I'm just pointing out that the term biscuit is the original word.

Britbong here.

>Chili cheese dogs
Never eaten, but sounds quite nice.
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Where I'm from jelly is what Americans call jell-o or getalin dessert, so I can't get that idea out of my mind and it sounds absolutely repulsive, that said I still don't jam (your jelly) anyway.
>Pumpkin pie
Pumpkin is nice so I don't see why not.
>Spam
Looks foul, kinda like cat food.
>Red velvet cake
Had it in a tea shop once, was delicious, dunno if you make it differently over there.
>Biscuits and gravy
Again because what we call biscuits are not what you do the image of biscuits and gravy is really gross. I've never had an American biscuit though so I can't really say.
>Bacon and eggs
Eggs and bacon are the soul of a Full English Breakfast so can't go wrong with them.
>Grits
Never heard of it until now but it looks and sounds very similar to mieliepap (South African maize porridge) which I fucking love.
>Mayonaise
Disgusting.
>Corn Dogs
Look pretty nasty.
>Bologna
As in bologna sausage? Never had it but I love italian food.
>Smores
I think I've had something similar, they were alright, nothing to write home about.
>Ranch dressing
I'm not a big fan of dressings in general.

Now, something that truly sounds disgusting that I've heard you people eat is sweet potato with marshmellows on top. I fucking love sweet potato but marshmellows on it? Seriously? Why ruin a perfectly sweet, sweet potato with more sugar?

>>5526981
Grits rule, nerd.

>>5526993
I'm betting that their version of pumpkin pie is sweet not savory

>>5526778

What the fuck is a digestion biscuit?

>>5526783

Graham cracker, you ignoramous. They're not like saltines. They're sweet.

>>5526993
Sweet potato casseroles are most often served at Thanksgiving feasts, it's not a common thing to have (at least in my family). It's just something decadent served alongside the main meal which is usually all savory (unless if there's cranberry jelly, which does oddly more strongly resemble gelatin than it does jam). My aunt usually prepares the sweet potatoes with some brown sugar, vanilla, and pecans rather than marshmallows. It just ends up tasting about as sweet as any dessert and acts as a nice foil to the rest of the plateful while matching the general texture/color scheme.

And I think biscuits are pretty much savory, round scones? Not sure how different the textures are but they look more or less the same.

>>5526968
I forgot about this. Is there another term to use or should I call them american biscuits?

>>5526748
>chili cheese dogs
my gf is South Japanese and she has no problem with these
>pumpkin pie
sweet pumpkin is popular all over Asia, as is pastry crust
>spam
extremely popular in Korea, Philippines, and the Pacific
>red velvet cake
it's chocolate cake with cream cheese frosting, two things which are regularly found around the world. the dye sucks which is probably why people find it repulsive
>bacon and eggs
this is just bullshit
>grits
it's fucking congee with corn
>mayo
Belgium, France, Japan, Korea jesus where can't you eat it
>corn dogs
popular in Japan
>bologna
not much different from mortadella

this list is basically "I found a person from another country who hates this popular American food, so it must be an example of America's inability to create a world cuisine"

>>5526783
a graham cracker is a kind of digestive, not a soup cracker

britfag here

i have zero problems with any of that shit

and i mean a lot of it isn't really american

>>5527021
The list is made up of foods that frequently appear on lists of 'foods non-Americans can't stand' lists I've found numerous places on the internet. Being american myself I made the thread to find out what was true.

>>5527023
>and i mean a lot of it isn't really american
Besides the obvious bacon and eggs can you elaborate?

>>5527028
and who made those lists? faggots at Cracked and Buzzfeed who are known for being consistently far-left and anti-American? (not making a jab here, the article on Cracked about "why shit is weird in Japan" basically blamed America for everything, as if a national culture could be completely established on the basis of 5 years of intervention 60 years prior to the present and extremely late in the nation's history)

>>5527000
Its usually spiced with clove nutmeg cinnamon and ginger

>>5527031
uh... american here... uh... you went full retard.
you're the reason why ppl think americans are retards.
thanks. wow. lighten up. learn how to flip shit back. it's a funny game. quit being "that" guy.
Captcha: oubata mong
don't be a mong.

>>5526758
English guy in australia - completely agree

>>5527043
what?

>>5526748
>Chili cheese dogs
Gross shit. It's messy and disgusting.

>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
I used to think these were made with what yanks call jello. American peanut butter is disgustingly sweet, so the jam is completely unnecessary.

>Pumpkin pie
Fine.

>Spam
Disgusting, but not uniquely disgusting.

>Red velvet cake
Pretty good.

>Biscuits and gravy
Those are not biscuits and roux filled with bits of sad-looking grey meat is not gravy.

>Bacon and eggs
Disgusting, yet delicious.

>Mayonaise
Made fresh or from a good brand, mayo is fine.

>Corn Dogs
Disgusting processed shit on a stick.

>Bologna
Same as spam. Anything with mechanically reclaimed meat in it is fucking revolting.

>Smores
We just stuck our marshmallows on a stick when we went camping as kids. Who's got time for that shit?

>Ranch dressing
Ranch dressing is like a cucumber, in that it's only gross when fat ladies stick it everywhere.

>>5527052
>I used to think these were made with what yanks call jello. American peanut butter is disgustingly sweet, so the jam is completely unnecessary.
Not all American peanut butter is sweet, and even if it is, the jam's main purpose (at least in my opinion, there are 300 million other people here who might very well disagree) is that it's wet so it makes the sandwich easier to eat.

>Those are not biscuits and roux filled with bits of sad-looking grey meat is not gravy.
>arguing semantics because you've never had it and don't know what you're talking about
First of all, there's also cream or milk in the gravy. And second, get over the fact that we call things differently, that's no reason to hate it.

>Disgusting processed shit on a stick.
There's nothing *inherently* "processed" about it, if it was homemade for example.

>>5527057
We get sold "American-style" peanut butter that's got so much sugar the grains crystalise over time, like honey.

Biscuits and gravy just look revolting. Some places here do them, but I can never bring myself to touch them.

A homemade corn dog is about as normal as a homemade hash brown or a homemade dim sim. Yes, they exist, but they're not the first thing that comes to mind.

>>5526748
>Chili cheese dogs
never had, want
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
grew up on those
>Pumpkin pie
so joy, must be served hot though
>Spam
nope
>Red velvet cake
pretty good
>Biscuits and gravy
never had, not super keen
>Bacon and eggs
ken oath m7
>Grits
wot?
>Mayonaise
hipsters preffer "aioli"
>Corn Dogs
joy at festivals
>Bologna
wot?
>Smores
eh
>Ranch dressing
meh

aus fag in aus

>>5527067

You've got some fucked up peanut butter, then. American peanut butter just has the oil separate from it over time. It's really not all that sweet.

>>5527074
kraft peanut butter master race

>>5527074
No, you nigger. Ground peanuts do not separate like that. There is added oil to facilitate smoothness in shitty peanut butter. And a lot of times HFCS.
True ground peanuts will never act like that.
They are pasty and taste of peanuts, not sugar.

German here:


Chili cheese dogs
>cheese, sausage and bread.. I would say a pretty decent snack
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches:
>the peanutbutter in germany tastes like a hairy butt.. selfmade is quite delicious
Pumpkin pie
>pumpkins is a pretty cool guy. he doesnt afraid to be in a pie.
Spam
> in one of our discounters, there is a turkey spam which is quite delicious.
Red velvet cake
>nothin special
Biscuits and gravy
>meh
Bacon and eggs
>good combo
Grits
>those grandma memories
Mayonaise
>pretty shit
Corn Dogs
>eww
Bologna
>good
Smores
>disgusting
Ranch dressing
>there are much better dressings out there

>>5527029

Well to be fair north american bacon isn't the same as european bacon.

>>5527088

>true ground peanuts will never act like that.

i['m completely impartial to this argument but that's not true.

So many people that don't know what grits is...

>>5527099
really disproving the dumb southerner stereotype, aren't you?

>>5527088
>True ground peanuts will never act like that.
you are wrong

>smores

This is the only entry that genuinely offends me. I can see the cases that can be made for most of the others, but not liking smores should be some kind of human rights violation.

>>5526748
>Chili cheese dogs
delicious trash
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
food for poor/fussy children
>Pumpkin pie
delicious
>Spam
war rations, unless you live in Hawaii
>Red velvet cake
Southern overkill, but not bad
>Biscuits and gravy
see above
>Bacon and eggs
Eaten throughout the English speaking world
>Grits
Southern polenta eaten at breakfast
>Mayonaise
Not at all an odd thing, perhaps overused in American lowbrow cuisine
>Corn Dogs
nobody eats these on a regular basis - novelty food for state fairs, where people want to eat deep fried food on sticks.
>Bologna
only poor people eat this
>Smores
a children's treat when camping
>Ranch dressing
A commercially made take on German buttermilk dressing. Good idea, shit execution. It's use as a table condiment is beyond me, but for some reason it is regionally popular. I don't live in one of those regions.

If you want to talk American foods the rest of the world is likely to see as gross take a look at American candy and snack foods. That's where the most disgusting shit here is. Stuff like Doritos and pic related.

>>5527008
>cranberry jelly, which does oddly more strongly resemble gelatin than it does jam
That depends on how it's made. I prefer it when it has a more jam-like consistency, as opposed to jelly like.

>>5527021
>the dye sucks which is probably why people find it repulsive
A proper, authentic red velvet cake has no dye in it at all. The colour came from a chemical reaction with acid, usually vinegar, and cocoa. If it's got dye, it's shit tier.

>>5527127

i don't believe anyone dislikes smores.

>>5527240

>A proper, authentic red velvet cake has no dye in it at all.

i dunno if this is true. the chemical reaction you're talking about makes it go a slightly rustier brown, far from red.

>>5526748
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
At first I thought this was a bit weird, but when I tried it I understood--it was like heaven in my mouth. I'm from the Philippines, btw.

Chili cheese dogs - Seems greasy; tastes good but I wouldn't eat this all the time

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches - See above

Pumpkin pie - Haven't tried

Spam - Too salty for me

Red velvet cake - It's ok, but I'd rather have something else

Biscuits and gravy - I wish I could try this one

Bacon and eggs - Good but greasy; bacon smells really good though, but I wouldn't eat this all the time

Grits - Haven't tried

Mayonaise - It's good; kewpie is really good

Corn Dogs - Haven't tried

Bologna - Good

Smores - Okay; I like digestive biscuits as is though

Ranch dressing - Haven't tried

>>5526748
Spam is fucking adored in Korea and Japan though.

Even britbongs it Bacon and Eggs.

>>5526748
>mayo is claimed to be thought disgusting in other parts of the world
Mayo is so not exclusively Murka. Britbongs dip their fucking 'chips' in it.

And bologna is so German it's not even funny. Also grits = polenta. Seriously, how do you even even?

Finally, countries that don't like bacon and eggs shouldn't even exist.

>>5526752
>>actually does not like peanut butter and jelly
get out.
>>buiscuits and gravy.
do you hate gravy? even india has buiscuits and gravy, its just curry and stuff you put in curry, its the same exact thing, I bet other countries have it too

>>5526748
>grits being on that list at all
You mother fucker. Fight me in real life.

Some grits with butter and a side of bacon. Mmmm mmmm bitch.
Also, I sincerely feel sorry for people that haven't had proper shrimp and grits at least once in their lives.

>>5526985
the reason the sandwich is a popular lunch item is because it keeps, it was also invented back when people didn't understand anything about health. peanut butter was considered healthy by health nut cooks of the time; endorsed by kellog

>>5526748
American living in England here. I once made chili cheese dogs for my housemates and I thought it was fantastic. Most people who call something from foreign lands disgusting are likely never to have tried it.

>>5527355

peanut butter is healthy.

>Chili cheese dogs
It's ok but fat
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Awesome. I like Fluffernutter's better though
>Pumpkin pie
Delicious
>Spam
Ew.
>Red velvet cake
Delicious
>Biscuits and gravy
Delicious but fat
>Bacon and eggs
Bacon good, I don't care for eggs.
>Grits
No.
>Mayonaise
Fuck Mayo is disgusting
>Corn Dogs
Disgusting
>Bologna
Ew.
>Smores
Delicious
>Ranch dressing
Decent MSG goodness

>>5527357
and *they thought it was fantastic.

I like them too, though.

>>5527343
>get out.
Oh, come on. If you're older than 12 and regularly eating pb+j it's a little weird. I understand it as a taste of childhood nostalgia if you grew up poor and/or neglected, but seriously, you have to have one hell of a sweet tooth to consider that a reasonable choice of sandwich as an adult.

>>5527358
arguably not in the amounts most people consume. I've seen a nigga put 6+ tablespoons on a single sandwich

>>5527358
its a huge source of fat for the protein you get, even if the fat is decent.

>>5527361
I don't often have it, the point though is it tastes good, and I _hate_ sweets as a general rule. the kind of desert I think tastes good is like a dim sum egg tart. any sweater than that and it starts getting overbearing, milk chocolate tastes like puke to me.

Peanut butter and jelly though is amazing. and the only thing that could be better is like a chilled fruit tapanade in place of the jelly. also, you aren't supposed to put that much jelly on it, otherwise you get jelly hands

>>5526748
>Chili cheese dogs
Very occasionally, maybe two or three times a year
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Never, everyone knows peanut butter and pickle sandwiches are the GOAT peanut butter sandwiches! :) (only eat those maybe once or twice a month)
>Pumpkin pie
Why would anyone have a problem with pumpkin pie? It's no different than any other custard pie from any other country. I know for a fact that many euro countries make custard desserts, do they consider themselves disgusting? Anyway, pumpkin pie is mainly only eaten during the winter holidays.
>Spam
Pan fried Spam is delicious, and anyone who says it's not is a liar. That said, I only eat maybe a couple times a year, because heavily salted meats aren't exactly great for you.
>Red velvet cake
This is a specialty cake, no one eats this all the time. Also, real red velvet cake (the kind colored with beets and made with cocoa) is spectacular.
>Biscuits and gravy
Again, this is something we only eat a few times a year, but it's delicious. Bacon gravy master race. Also, anyone who talk this down had better not eat bechamel, lasagna, cream soups, or any other dish that combines dairy and animal fats or they are a huge fucking hypocrite.
>Bacon and eggs
No one thinks bacon and eggs are disgusting, OP. You are sticking your own child-like opinions in there. That's just stupid.
>Grits
So, this is just a "hate on southern food" thread? Plain grits aren't great, but baked garlic cheese grits or shrimp and grits are fantastic. Again, this is just an occasional food.
>Mayonaise
>implying millions of people across the world don't eat mayonnaise. Seriously OP, GTFO.
>Corn Dogs
Corn dogs are a treat, not something you eat regularly. They are pretty much fair food. The best ones are hand dipped.
>Bologna
Nah, no one really eats bologna anymore.
>Smores
I've only ever eaten s'mores during camping trips, no one eats them all the time.
>Ranch dressing
Pig disgusting

>>5527371

>Again, this is something we only eat a few times a year, but it's delicious. Bacon gravy master race. Also, anyone who talk this down had better not eat bechamel, lasagna, cream soups, or any other dish that combines dairy and animal fats or they are a huge fucking hypocrite.

it's the concept of pouring it on an unfilled baked good that grosses people out i think. i'm a britfag and when i first heard of it it was while watching ed edd and eddy and i thought it was a joke - as i'm sure you're aware, biscuits to us are cookies to you. when i found out it actually referred to scones i was still like wut.

also calling something white and lumpy 'gravy' runs counter to our expectations and standards.

>>5527381
>white and lumpy
Gravy is never lumpy, unless it's made by a terrible cook.
>actually referred to scones
Biscuits are not scones, no matter how much you would like to try and take credit for them. They have similar attributes, as do many baked goods, but they are not the same.
>gets your assumptions about American food from spastic cartoons
I think I found your problem.

>>5526748
>people from other countries find distasteful,
aka they've never tried it

that entire list, besides spam, is all food that ranges from 'pretty good' to 'amazing'

>>5527386

>Gravy is never lumpy, unless it's made by a terrible cook.

i was under the impression it had bits of sausage meat in it.

>Biscuits are not scones, no matter how much you would like to try and take credit for them.

i'm not trying to 'take credit' for them, they're just functionally identical to scones.

you're very defensive.

>>5526808
>>5526843
I can tell you're both full of shit because PB+J is more salty/savory than sweet.

>>5527397

>PB+J is more salty/savory than sweet.

it's not more salty/savory than something that doesn't have fucking jam in it for fuck's sake.

>>5527397
U wot

>>5526999
farina > grits
deal wit it

>>5527393
Some people like sausage gravy, but anyone with taste makes bacon gravy. Sausage gravy does have a distateful texture. Bacon is preferable both in taste and texture, because instead of mixing meat into the gravy and muddling it up, the crisp chopped bacon is crumbled over the top. You do use bacon fat to make the gravy, though, so the gravy has a bacon flavor regardless. Anyway, that's why I say the gravy is never lumpy. Sausage gravy seems to be something popular in the deep south, while bacon gravy is the standard in other parts.

>>5527028
those lists are made by whiny pants who can't get over how America did something to them once. Even if that something as good. Europeans are fucking obsessed with America and I don't know why.

>>5527409

honestly i've always wanted to try sausage gravy at a diner or something. i wasn't denigrating it from a personal standpoint. it's just a pretty bizarre configuration of meat, sauce and pastry. like an exploded pie.

>>5527114
really disproving the gay nigger stereotype, aren't you?

>>5527393
Well you did just say you found out about a certain food by watching a stupid cartoon. And then you assumed it wasn't good. I guess it's the same thing here in the south where people say "THEY PUT VINEGAR ON FRIES WHAT THE FUCK?!" When referring to Canadians or something. I've tried vinegar on fries and it was pretty good. Some people think ketchup on fries is disgusting too.

>>5527052
Like this guy. This guy is mad as fuck for some silly reason and has decided the best way to demonstrate his anger is to purposefully be obtuse and refuse to educate himself.

Attributing sugary PB as purely American, for example
Can't even figure out that sawmill gravy is a bechamel made with pork fat instead of butter. Being a literal nigger over smores.

Things like this is why non Americans are so looked down on.

>>5527016
You call them biscuits because thats what they are.

>>5527312
>Biscuits and gravy - I wish I could try this one
you just need ground pork, milk, flour for the gravy
google sawmill gravy

>>5527419

> And then you assumed it wasn't good

no, actually i didn't.

i gave you the example of the cartoon to show the kind of exposure we have to that kind of thing. white trash characters on tv.

personally i'm fascinated by american food culture.

>>5527393
but the gravy itself isn't lumpy, dipshit

>>5527416
>like an exploded pie
LOL, well, I can see how it would seem like that. It's good though. It's a dish that has it's roots in poor people food from the 1800s (the origin is probably even earlier) when people couldn't let any bit of food go to waste. But, like I say, I much prefer bacon gravy to sausage gravy. If I want sausage with breakfast, I'll just have sausage links.

>>5527416
Sausage gravy is delicious. And not all that weird if you think about it. Bechamel sauce is popular. Now imagine making a bechamel with the fat that comes off the kind of meats a short order cook is lkikely to have lying around: breakfast sausage, hamburger or bacon. That's the gravy.

The biscuits are a Southern thing. In some parts of the South biscuits are the table bread. It's not too hard to see how the two things came together.

Like much Southern food it's comically heavy, but let's not forget this is a mostly rural culture, where big breakfasts were a way of life. And the memory of not being able to get meat after the Civil War still hangs over the culture - if you're not eating meal at every meal it's because you're too poor to afford it.

>>5527434
Yeah I've been planning to try and make it. But I really want to taste it first from someone who knows their shit with biscuits & gravy before I attempt to cook it.

Thanks. I'll try to check sawmill gravy

>>5526748
I can confirm that spam tastes like shit.

>>5526758
>mayonnaise
>sugar
What?
It's made with eggs and oil

He needs is only considered disgusting in Africa, throughout Eastern Europe and East Asian made it is highly utilized, The Japanese even use it as a salad dressing after pouring lemon over it and whipping it

>>5527527

The proper stuff, yes. But many of the commerical brands have sugar in it.

>>5527532
*mayo is only consider disgusting in Africa and Northern Europe

>>5527416
>like an exploded pie

That's actually an accurate way of describing it. The only difference between the sauces is that when cooking you make a roux out of the sausage fat instead of butter, and you add milk at the end instead of broth or water.

>>5527535
The only northern europeans I've met who completely disliked mayo were considered picky eaters

>this thread
>Americans in charge of knowing anything about the world

It's sad to see, actually.

>>5526748
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwichesSmores
>Smores
I've always felt like you kind of need to grow up eating these foods to understand them and like them. The same could even be said for corn dogs, really, and maybe some of those other things. Nostalgia can be a pretty huge factor.

>>5527598
>>>/sp/

>>5526748
Red velvet cake is just chocolate cake with food dye, I don't even understand what you'd find gross about it. Also literally everything on that list has good and bad permutations of them. Spam can be prepared to taste delicious if you're creative enough. I'm a fan of fried spam sliced very thin with american cheese slices on white toast. I served those sandwiches with some Mum champagne/fresh bread/foie gras parfait for a nice juxtaposition. People thought it was really funny and no one complained about the spamwitches being disgusting.

>>5526748
Forgot to mention in my last post but grits is basically just bleached polenta.

>>5527624
>spam sliced very thin with american cheese slices on white toast
>this is considered high cuisine by American standards

>>5527639
>I served those sandwiches with some Mum champagne/fresh bread/foie gras parfait for a nice juxtaposition. People thought it was really funny
>juxtaposition

I truly hope English isn't your first language.

Southerner here.

>Chili cheese dogs
I only like them from one restaurant in Atlanta, otherwise they're shit
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Nope.
>Pumpkin pie
I don't care for pies.
>Spam
Good once a year. Anymore and you get sick of it.
>Red velvet cake
Not a fan, but not bad.
>Biscuits and gravy
Love it. Could eat it everyday. Good thick sausage gravy plus massive fluffy biscuits.
>Bacon and eggs
Delicious. Can also put gravy on it.
>Grits
Yes. Corn grits are the best, add cheddar and butter. Delightful. You can put any meat in it.
>Mayonnaise
Bad for you, except when drinking and on a burger.
>Corn Dogs
Disgusting
>Bologna
Repuslive
>Smores
Never liked them, even though I camp a lot
>Ranch dressing
Disgusting fatass dressing.

>>5527624
>Red velvet cake is just chocolate cake with food dye

It's not supposed to be, but you can blame the changes in the way they make cocoa on that. Vinegar and buttermilk, acids, work on the cocoa to produce a natural red color. Later recipes would enhance it with beetroot or red food coloring. Cocoa is now processed to have lower acidity to begin with, so the color is muted without adding the dyes.

>>5526748
American, but both foreign parents from different countries.

>Chili cheese dogs
Never had, but looks gross.
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Got used to it and now I like it.
>Pumpkin pie
Occasionally will enjoy.
>Spam
Never had, never will.
>Red velvet cake
Occasionally will enjoy.
>Biscuits and gravy
Yum
>Bacon and eggs
Sunday morning breakfast.
>Grits
Yum
>Mayonaise
Gross
>Corn Dogs
Great temptation
>Bologna
Yum
>Smores
Greatest thing ever
>Ranch dressing
Why don't people just use olive oil and vinegar?

>>5527416
Waffle House biscuits and gravy, Its browned biscuits topped with sausage gravy. Its incredibly good. Only in a few states but its an authentic diner experience. (warning, may cause horrible sickness from uncleaned shitty diner.)

>>5527669
Varsity? Is that where you like your chili dogs?
Native Atlantean here. Buckhead

I don't particularly like most of those things, but I don't see what's so odd about bacon and eggs. Don't the British do the same thing? I know they have different varieties of bacon but its still eggs and meat.

>>5527670

http://www.joepastry.com/2013/the-myth-of-the-red-chocolate-cake/

Please, I haven't understand what a "Bologna" is.
Is it mortadella?

>>5527776

It's the cheapest shit-tier processed "deli meat". Imagine a gigantic "hot dog".

A dictionary or wikipedia will help you if you still don't understand.

>>5527784
It seems to be a sort of mortadella made of ...turkey!?

>>5527788

Made of anything, really. Like the other anon said it's the cheapest deli meat. The only people who buy it are those who cannot afford to buy proper stuff.

>>5527784
yes but no.

the shittest tier is potted meat food product

cheapest, maybeh...

>>5526768
>Haven't tried it but probably not crap
No, it is. Great way to ruin biscuits. Can confirm that grits are not crap though.

>>5526748
>eaten regularly in the US
Ha, no. This is a shitty troll thread.
>chili cheese dogs
I don't even eat hot dogs, why would I eat one with chili and processes cheese?
>pb&j
No. Peanut butter? Sure. With jelly? Eh, not for me. I'd rather have it with other things. And who finds pb&j disgusting?
>pumpkin pie
Regularly? I wish, I don't eat sweets.
I really wish Americans were this fantastic mythological hedonist peoples who eat pie all day like you think
>spam
Never in my life, but apparently Pacific Islanders go ape for it.
>red velvet cake
Why the distinction? Couldn't you just say "haha, America so fat eat cake all day, haha!" Why red velvet in particular?
But no.
>Biscuits and gravy
I enjoy these, but not regularly. I live in the north east and this is a southern thing.
>bacon and eggs
This is baffling. Who doesn't eat eggs?
>grits
Don't see a problem here either.
>mayo
Nope
>corn dogs
Nope
>bologna
Nope
>smores
Nope
>Ranch
Nope
>I can confirm
Lol

>>5528091
>has never had spam mutsubi

nigga, you are missing the fuck out.

>>5526778
We use graham crackers to make ours.

>>5526924
Proper red velvet cake does not have red food coloring. It turns red due to a chemical reaction between the ingredients that takes place during baking. If you find a recipe for this cake and it tells you to add food coloring it is shit. Look for a recipe without food coloring.

Balkans here.
>>Chili cheese dogs
I don't like hot dogs in general.
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Amazing.
>Pumpkin pie
Pretty good.
>Spam
Okay.
>Red velvet cake
Never heard of it.
>Biscuits and gravy
Never tried it.
>Bacon and eggs
I eat it frequently.
>Grits
Used to eat it when I was a kid.
>Mayonaise
Best condiment.
>Corn Dogs
Never tried them.
>Bologna
It's for poor people.
>Smores
Never tried them.
>Ranch dressing
Meh.

>>5526783

its a wholewheat cracker sweetened with honey. they're good.

>>5526783

>Grahamflouris a coarsely ground type ofwheatflourthat is unbleached, and less processed than whole-wheatflour. Its production starts by finely grinding the kernel or endosperm of winterwheat. The other parts of thewheat, germ, andbranare also ground and added back to the endosperm grind, resulting in brown coloredflourthat is slightly sweet. It isn’t always possible to findgrahamflour, but in the US, health food and natural foods stores often carry it.

>>5528187

>>5527774

it's a load of fucking bullshit

>>5528213
>Balkans here
What part?

>>5526752
>bologna
>not disgusting

Bonglander here
>Chili cheese dogs
Pretty nice but got to be a nice hot chilli to work. Nothing wrong here, just don't go super cheap
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Really didn't see the point, too sweet and ruins the PB
>Pumpkin pie
Really didn't like it. Prefer my squashes savoury
>Spam
Salty nothingness. Not bad when floured, fried and crispy
>Red velvet cake
Just mediocre cake
>Biscuits and gravy
Not tried, unsure on the idea of a savoury scone but might be okay
>Bacon and eggs
Bacon and eggs, shit man who hates that
>Grits
Grits, polenta whatever you call it's some good shit
>Mayonnaise
I put that shit on my chips man
>Corn Dogs
Never had, not sure about
>Bologna
Never had, probably like poor mortadella
>Smores
Tried was far too sweet and not something I'm game to try again
>Ranch dressing
I've never had it but the ranch flavoured pretzel bite things tasted like watery, mushroomy, off creamy bile. I assume it must have some merit for it to be slapped on everything

>>5526924
An american biscuit is very much like an unsweetened scone, usually served with butter, jam or honey.

>>5527639
I'm Canadian, and no it's not haute cuisine, that's the point.

>>5526974
This. Since the rest of the world mostly eats cock, of course they find all this "disgusting."

>Chili cheese dogs
OK
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Decent
>Pumpkin pie
Pretty nice
>Spam
Underrated, perfect for camping.
>Red velvet cake
Nasty as shit
>Biscuits and gravy
Nasty
>Bacon and eggs
Nothing wrong with it.
>Grits
No
>Mayonaise
Depends on the amount.
>Corn Dogs
Boring
>Bologna
Shit
>Smores
Overrated
>Ranch dressing
Overused.

>>5526748
Chili cheese dogs are alright, but need to be eaten sparingly.
PB&J is great
Pumpkin pie is great
Spam is pretty gross
Red Velvet cake is alright
Biscuits and gravy are amazing
Bacon and eggs are amazing
Never had grits
Mayo is alright
Corn dogs are great
Bologna is alright
Smores are great
Ranch is alright, but people use way too much.

New Zealander here.

Chili cheese dogs- Like other Australians/New Zealanders have said, a carnival or festival food.
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches- The name puts a lot of people off (the ol' jam/jelly/preserve issue), but I love them. Probably have a couple a month. Grilled is even better.
Pumpkin pie- I love pumpkin pie, but most people here see things like pumpkin and sweet potato as purely savory vegetables.
Spam- I've only really had it as part of spam musubi, so I'm not sure if that counts. Just tasted like super salty meat-ish stuff. Plus it's pretty expensive here too.
Red velvet cake- Has recently become really popular. It's just red chocolate cake to me.
Biscuits and gravy- The whole biscuit/scone thing confuses me- I'm not too keen on the idea of this, but I'd be willing to try it.
Bacon and eggs- Not weird at all. A common breakfast food.
Grits- Just seems like a corn porridge to me.
Mayonaise- Used often in salads.
Corn Dogs- Essentially what we call 'hot dogs' in New Zealand (The term American hot dogs is used for the bun hot dogs).
Bologna- Lunch meat. Cheap for kid's sandwiches.
Smores- Often eaten whilst camping or at bonfires/couchfires.
Ranch dressing- I'm really not a fan of dressing at all, but there's some in our fridge.

Really, none of these are gross at all to me.

>>5528486

>Mayonaise- Used often in salads.

Eh? Are you talking about tuna salad, chicken salad, and egg salad? I've never seen anybody use it on a veggie salad.

>>5526748
>eh
>low amounts of jelly, and this is fine.
>Nigga, that shit is delicious.
>Is this even on the shelf anymore?
>I'm not a fan, but I can eat a little bit.
>Eh.
>I see no problem here.
>Shit's great.
>Stay mad about that.
>Eh, I don't like them.
>Not tasty, not healthy.
>Eh.
>I don't use it.

>>5528492
Really? My family used to be obsessed with the stuff. I suppose it was just us then!

>>5528492
It's not common on salads just by itself, but the popular ranch and blue cheese dressings are both based on it

Texasfag reporting in

Chili cheese dogs
>> Used to eat sparingly, now I hate hotdogs and canned chili
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
>> Amazing occasionally. Usually never just eat 1, accompanied with several glasses of milk and being high.
Pumpkin pie
>> I love pumpkin pie, easy on the nutmeg though.
Spam
>> FUCK.THAT.
Red velvet cake
>> Delicious
Biscuits and gravy
>> The best fucking breakfast food ever. My ex-wife's family used to buy the ingredients just so I could come over and cook it for them every Sunday.
Bacon and eggs
>>Prefer to have with grits and/or toast.
Grits
>> Just add butter.
Mayonaise
>> Miracle whip if using for coleslaw.
Anything else I use Blue Plate
Corn Dogs
>> I only eat the coating, never the dog (reference above).
Bologna
>> Used to eat friend bologna sandwiches when younger, never eating bologna again.
Smores
>> Fuck yes. Russel Stover makes S'mores packaged together. Yes, cracker and a chocolate coated marshmallow in one package. I usually only see them at Albertsons but mine stopped carrying them. Also can be found at Dollar General but they're always soft crackers not crunchy.
Ranch dressing
>> Love it, only use Marie's ranch dressing, Hidden Valley as alternative.

American here

if you don't like chili dogs you are a
faggot

>>5528507
Well yea, those are more liquid and have additional flavorings in them. Good mayo is really thick like a pudding and has no strong flavor, it just adds a background of creaminess to things. I can't imagine somebody just spooning mayo on a lettuce salad, and I can't imagine it would be very appealing either.

>>5528509
>store bought smores
I've never heard something so outrageously plebeian in my life. Just get the damned ingredients and make them yourself. Half the experience is making them.

>>5528515
Sort of like espagnole to demi-glace I guess.

>>5528486
>>5528361
>>5528343
>>5527434
>>5527393

As far as scones go I have only ever had them as crunch and sweet, not sure if they range any different anywhere else because I'm in Texas. The biscuits for biscuits and gravy are soft, depending on how you like them you can either get flaky or homestyle. They usually get served with gravy but the jelly is nice occasionally. If you prefer sweeter biscuits you can always have chocolate gravy instead and that is never bad as long as you know what the hell you're doing.

>>5528516
Forgive me if I enjoy variety.
Should I make it with the same brand chocolate bar, marshmallow, and graham cracker too?

Chili cheese dogs
>Don't really care for them
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
>Fucking good
Pumpkin pie
>Pretty fucking good
Spam
>I wish this was never invented
Red velvet cake
>It's just rich dark chocolate cake colored red..
Biscuits and gravy
>So amazing
Bacon and eggs
>Who could possibly find this gross? Great breakfast and food in general
Grits
>Dank as fuck
Mayonaise
>Depends on what its in/on
Corn Dogs
>Good as a party "snack"
Bologna
>Eh
Smores
>GOAT
Ranch dressing
>Yuck

>>5528541

scones aren't crunchy bro, i have no idea what gave you the impression that they are.

they're made in almost exactly the same way as biscuits, although both have variations.

>>5526748
It's all fine. You don't want to be eating much of that often, but it's OK for eating at least once.

>>5528557
Anytime I've seen or been presented a 'scone' it was about as wide as a bread stick, about as long as two lighters put end to end, and crunchy every time.

>>5528552
I suppose I'm making assumptions about the quality of store-bought prepared foods, but I feel like it is safe to assume that there isn't much a prepared s'more can possibly offer over one that is prepared at home. For the record, I'm not suggesting you always use the same brand of each respective ingredient, either.
I suppose there's something inherently petty about me arguing about the preparation of s'mores to begin with, but I still believe that I'm right...

>>5528571

the fuck? that ain't no scone.

>>5528572
Just the variation of a different product mate. Typically I would agree as making it homemade majority of the time is better than store bought, but its a different type of marshmallow and chocolate combo than what you'd get with the standard roasted marshmallow and melty chocolate...and it's still delicious

>>5528579
Well I feel robbed now. That's legitimately all that I've known as a scone.
I feel cheated

>>5528591

get on down here and get a cream tea m8 they're like the best thing about bongland hands down

>>5528604
If there were a cheap way I would

To make a good peanut butter and jelly thats not to sweet you have to use natural peanut butter and fruit spread without hfcs.

>>5526748
This is what freedom tastes like and IT'S GLORIOUS!

>>5528591
It sounds like you had biscotti.

I'll give you

>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
When I was growing up sure
>Red velvet cake
Its just chocolate cake thats red and has a delicious cream cheese frosting
>Bacon and eggs
Standard breakfast, you can fuck right off.
>Grits
Grits are tasty, wouldnt eat often though. Oatmeal instead.
>Mayonnaise
This goes in and on deli salads but not much else. Maybe a sandwich or if you make chipotle mayo to go with something. People who overuse mayo are retarded.

>>5528631
Well, we need more pastry shops and people who know what the fuck they are talking about

>>5527173

I live in california and agree with everything you said.


but nerds are fucking delicious

>>5526752

>Chili cheese dogs: not disgusting, just fat.
>Mayonnaise: ART THOU MAD? Mayo is one of the best inventions after the sliced bread! Specially if homemade in a nice potato s

uhhmm mayo is literally 199% fat

>>5526967

Late to the game but grits master race reporting in

>>5528690
>but nerds are fucking delicious
If the combination of sugar and citric acid is enough to float your boat. It's a great combo, but on its own, without much else for nuance it just tastes cheap and unpleasant to me.

>>5527088
The oil and solids do separate.

Go back to Mother Jones.

>>5526748
>Chili cheese dogs
I don't eat them because I'm not a fucking whale. That said, they aren't disgusting.
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
They're fucking delicious and fuck any fucking cunt who fucking says otherwise. Fuck.
>Pumpkin pie
I liked it when I was young, but I've become rather disgusted with it as an adult. Everyone I know still likes it, however.
>Spam
It's caviar for Hawaiians. Mainlanders think it's dog food (they're right).
>Red velvet cake
I fail to see how anyone could find it disgusting. It's not one of my favorite foods by any means, but I can't really imagine what someone would find disgusting about it. Care to elaborate?
>Biscuits and gravy
Fucking delicious.
>Bacon and eggs
Fucking delicious.
>Grits
Ground up cardboard would be tastier. Grits are only eaten by hipsters and people who still wish the Confederacy had won.
>Mayonnaise
By itself, it's sickening. On a turkey sandwich, it's divine.
>Corn Dogs
They're fine as stadium food goes.
>Bologna
Yeah, bologna is pretty nasty.
>Smores
They're just graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate. Anyone who's ever eaten them likes them. Anyone who says otherwise just hates the taste of freedom.
>Ranch dressing
It's not disgusting, but it's unarguably the worst salad dressing.

Okay, so l've lived a good portion of my life in the south east and the other half of it in the north east portion of the US.

Biscuits are fluffy, light, buttery, and should have a slight crispness to the outside portion. Only sweet due to additions of honey or jams.

Scones are dense, more likely to have things baked in, almost always sweet, and if too thin or overcooked become crunchy like a cookie.

Cookies are a dessert, and should not be recommended for breakfast. Can be chewy, crunchy, brittle, doughy, simple, complex, and are so easy to make differently just by adding more or less of any one of the simple ingredients.

Biscotti are the same thing as cantuccini, for the "authentic" italians. Twice baked cookie, usually flavored with almonds and served with coffee. Can be filled with other things/ dipped in chocolate.

>>5530838
>Scones are dense, more likely to have things baked in, almost always sweet, and if too thin or overcooked become crunchy like a cookie.

U wot m8

>>5530874
This has been my experience with the American scone. The ones that correlate to the picture posted. I have never had a scone that was different than what I described.

>>5530838

meanwhile in the uk most of the time scones look exactly like the top left pic.

>>5526748
britbong here
>Chili cheese dogs
Hot dogs with chilli con carne and cheese on? It's uncommon here but fucking good
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
ew
>Pumpkin pie
I want to try, although I've heard it's overrated
>Spam
Thought poorly of but not that bad
>Red velvet cake
What?
>Biscuits and gravy
ew
>Bacon and eggs
I don't like bacon much but it's okay
>Grits
What?
>Mayonaise
Seems to be more of a northern thing here
>Corn Dogs
What?
>Bologna
What?
>Smores
Girl guiding
>Ranch dressing
What?

>>5526752
Red Velvet cake is basically just a really rich chocolate cake - the red comes from a reaction between some of the ingredients that turns chocolate reddish, and you add red food coloring to intensify it.

>Biscuits and gravy
you know this is a fluffy biscuit (like a savory scone) and white gravy, right?

>>5530901
>think i'm completely sheltered in the states
>see this
>mfw
Were all sheltered, aren't we?

>>5530897
Holy shit. Scones are really fluffy inside, should rise a lot and have a very delicate interior texture. Some recipes call for soda water (or even lemonade, the lemonade flavour doesn't come through though) and I find these usually turn out the best. Can be served with sweet preserves and cream, or butter and savoury preserves, can also be topped with cheese before going into the oven or onto the griddle.

>>5526748
NZ reporting in.

>Chili cheese dogs
We don't have these here but the idea doesn't disgust me. I don't think it would be a success though.

>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Not popular, but great nonetheless. No problem with this.

>Pumpkin pie
Delicious, but again not particularly popular.

>Spam
Only old people eat this.

>Red velvet cake
Delicious, can be found in pretty much every supermarket.

>Biscuits and gravy
Biscuits yes, gravy yes, together no. What the fuck even is this, I like to dunk my biscuits in coffee, not meat juice Jesus fuck.

>Bacon and eggs
Yes.

>Grits
I don't even know what this is.

>Mayonaise
Yes.

>Corn Dogs
Similar to Chili dogs, we don't really have these and I doubt people would like them. They sound gross to me, but that's probably because I don't like corn so my opinion is probably biased.

>Bologna
Don't even know what this is.

>Smores
Yes, delicious. But we just call them toasted marshmallows.

>Ranch dressing
Yes.

>NZ stuff that probably would seem gross to Americans
Meat pies
Vegemite and chip (crisp) sandwiches
Marmite

>>5530984
That sounds far better. I honestly think of scones as the worst breakfast pastry based on my past experiences.

>>5530998

>Biscuits yes, gravy yes, together no. What the fuck even is this, I like to dunk my biscuits in coffee, not meat juice Jesus fuck.

Wrong biscuits.

>>5531016
mmmm I don't understand how anyone wouldn't like biscuits and gravy. That shit is stick-to-your-ribs good.

>>5531025
Because most people think of the word biscuit to mean what we call cookies, and everyone thinks of a brown gravy vs. a sausage/bacon bechamel.

Imagine a chocolate chip cookie and brown gravy... that is what non americans think we are talking about.

>>5526748
amerilard here
>Chili cheese dogs
amazing. what's wrong with meat, beans and cheese? these are common in many dishes throughout the world. hot dogs are nasty though, i always use some other sausage.
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
they are good. i don't eat them often because i prefer peanut butter and banana for a quick snack.
>Pumpkin pie
gr8 shit. i used to dislike it as a kid but it's definitely grown on me. made a nice one for thanksgiving last year
>Spam
fuck that shit. only hawaiians eat that trash
>Red velvet cake
meh
>Biscuits and gravy
they're good but i never make them so i rarely eat em.
>Bacon and eggs
probably one of the best meals in human history. thank you edward bernays.
>Grits
never had grits
>Mayonaise
fuck it.
>Corn Dogs
they are good, especially when made with a real sausage. no frozen garbage.
>Bologna
is bologna in an american thing? it's good
>Smores
yuropoors have no camp sites because they cut down all the trees in hospitable lands a thousand years ago. i can understand if they can't properly enjoy smores
>Ranch dressing
not for me, although i do like to mix yellow mustard, dijon, ketchup, garlic and little ranch to make a burger sauce.

>>5531035
Does most of the world really call sweet oven discs biscuits? I thought it was only in bongland.

As an American I enjoy everything OP listed except spam, PBJ, grits (never had it), mayo, bologna, and ranch.

>>5531035

American here

Biscuits and gravy is fucking disgusting

>>5528073

Wow... who let this complete retard on here.

Biscuits and gravy is the shit. You must've been jipped or gotten it at some terrible place to think it's crap...

and if you think grits are not crap you're fucking delusional. It's objectively the worst part of the corn plant besides the silk, and even then it's a fucking gritty bland mess. Like slightly corn flavored watory sand. You can put some cheese on it but then it's just cheesy slightly corn flavored watery sand. You're a fucking cunt for enjoying that shit.

tfw half asian and grew up with spam rice and eggs

fuck all your opinions burn in heck

>>5526748

>Chili cheese dogs
Tastes good man
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
If I have to, I'll eat this.
>Pumpkin pie
Best shit on the earth, GOAT tier dessert.
>Spam
No one actually eats this, do they?
>Red velvet cake
I hate all cake but cheesecake, honestly.
>Biscuits and gravy
absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>Bacon and eggs
I hate bacon, and I only really like egg whites.
>Grits
Farina is better.
>Mayonaise
This isn't an American thing, regardless of how fucking gross it is. French people apparently eat french fries with it.
>Corn Dogs
Gross
>Bologna
Gross
>Smores
Only people who don't like smores haven't tried smores.
>Ranch dressing
I usually don't put dressing on my salads.

>>5526748
another merifag here
>Chili cheese dogs
good, but not something that I'd want to eat often
>PB&J
staple for kids and drunk college students. they get boring after a while
>pumpkin pie
autumn staple
>spam
I had spam wasubi once. it wasnt bad.
>red velvet cake
who the fuck doesnt like cake
>biscuits and gravy
delicious
>grits
bland
>mayonaise
easy on the mayo
>Corn Dogs
ok. ate them all the time as a kid
>bologna
no
>smores
who doesnt like smores
>ranch dressing
its ok. 6.5/10 salad dressing

>>5531083
you talking about Musubi?

>>5531091
yeah, that.

Murica

Chili cheese dogs
>Hell yeah motherfucker
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
>no jelly just the peanut butter
Pumpkin pie
>could eat it all year round if I could.
Spam
>only when drunk
Red velvet cake
>rare occasions
Biscuits and gravy
> best breakfast in the world
Bacon and eggs
>don't like bacon, but love over easy eggs
Grits
>hell yeah
Mayonaise
>hate it
Corn Dogs
>once in a while yes
Bologna
>yup
Smores
>everyone loves smores
Ranch dressing
>ranch is what I will be served if hell exists

>>5526748

As an american, I agree with

>Red Velvet Cake
I don't usually like pastries, and the usual awful oversugared frosting this comes with doesn't help the already too-rich heaviness of red velvet. Bleagh.

>Mayonnaise
I mean, if you're talking about it by itself, then yeah. Gross. People overuse it sometimes, and then it's also gross. Goes pretty well with starchy things and cheap cheese, I guess, but otherwise it's not terrifically useful.


Things I sort of agree with:

>Grits
I can see how someone would not like this, I grew up with it but I can see how the texture would throw someone off. Mmm, grits and butter. Delicious.

>Spam
I can really only stomach this fried with pineapple, gravy, and rice. In those circumstances it's good as shit, in others it's meh. Easily edible but not something I would really choose over a lot of things.


Also:

>Biscuits and gravy

nigga are you finna drive me crazy

That shit it delicious and if you think otherwise you're wrong, end of story.

i'm declaring holy war on people that say either pumpkin pie or biscuits and gravy crap.

>>5526748
> Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

PB&J grossed the shit out of my Polish born dad (who loved galareta...) and he'd go off on a rant ("kurva peanuts butter!")
every time I had one.

> Bologna

My Polish born mom refused to buy bologna when I was a kid, as she worked in the meat packing industry and knew it
was garbage food so as an adult, I enjoy a bologna and mayo sandwich nowadays, as it's kinda a "foreign" treat to me.

>>5526748
>>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches


I'm not sure what people don't get about this. Fruit + Nuts has been a popular combination everywhere forever.

>Bitches don't know about cheesy grits with eggs, tomato, shredded bacon/sausage, and a dab of butter

You people are seriously missing out.

>>5528486
>>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches- The name puts a lot of people off (the ol' jam/jelly/preserve issue), but I love them. Probably have a couple a month. Grilled is even better.


If you're feeling fancy try cashew butter with fig jam on sourdough grilled.

>>5531005
I'm too lazy to read the whole conversation but I'm guessing you've had the really dense and sorta dry variety? That's my general experience too. I'm not much of a pastry person to begin with so I haven't sought out better ones.

>>5531461
Isn't polish ham one step up from bologna really anyways?

Not sure if you're polish-american but in the US what's sold as Polish Ham is usually the cheapest thing you can buy at delis.

>>5531552
>Isn't polish ham one step up from bologna really anyways?

I'm usually not so America-centered but I'm literally shocked other countries don't like peanut butter and jelly.

It's like a staple of childhood.

>>5526748

>Chili cheese dogs
I'm fine with them, as long as they use pork sausages and not beef because I can't eat beef due to religious reasons.
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Yeah this is just too weird for me, cultural difference maybe.
>Pumpkin pie
Never had it but I do enjoy pies
>Spam
Used to eat it when I was a kid due to mother trying to save money. Don't mind it but don't really go out of my way to eat it either.
>Red velvet cake
No idea but I like cake
>Biscuits and gravy
What? I had to look this up. Seems that what you Americans call biscuits is not what we call biscuits here. In fact what we call biscuits is what you call cookies and what you call biscuits is more like scones to us.
>Bacon and eggs
Old reliable, nothing wrong with this.
>Grits
It's ok. I'm not a fan of porridge dishes though.
>Mayonaise
Nothing wrong with it. Japan REALLY fucking loves it.
>Corn Dogs
Never tried, it's deep fried so probably enjoy it somewhat.
>Bologna
Deli meats? If it's made from beef I can't eat it. If it's pork I'll probably eat it sparingly
>Smores
No idea what this is
>Ranch Dressing
I don't usually care for any sort of dressing so never tried.

>>5527052
Literally no sugar in the peanut butter I use.
Do you yuropoors have some sort of antiflavor device that you use to take the sweet out of peanut butter?

>>5527067
That's because "American-style" is code for "fat-lard style." Our peanut butter is not sweet. That's just a convenient marketing gimmick that plays off of prejudices about America.

Why would anyone consider bacon and eggs a specifically American food?

Chili cheese dogs: I like chilli but not hotdogs.
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches: I have one once every few years. It's a last resort for me when I'm hungry and can't find anything else.
Pumpkin pie: I don't like pies. I've tried pumpkin pie and I thought it tasted weird.
Spam: Never, ever.
Red velvet cake: I don't like cake.
Biscuits and gravy: I'll eat biscuits but I don't use gravy for anything.
Bacon and eggs: I like it.
Grits: Never had it.
Mayonaise: I use very, very little on sandwiches but I hate the smell. I usually just use it if I'm using shitty bread or have dry turkey.
Corn Dogs: Gross.
Bologna: Very gross.
Smores: I liked them as a kid but I haven't had one in about 10 years.
Ranch dressing: Hate it.

>>5528343
Be careful about the grits polenta thing. I'm a true burger and I don't care about the distinction, but some people are pretty defensive about it.

>>5526752

Chili cheese dogs: They're alright. I prefer the chili and/or dog to be separate.
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches: They're okay as a dessert/snack more than a meal.
Pumpkin pie: Delicious especially when warm/fresh from the oven
Spam: I usually fry them. They're okay in a pinch.
Red velvet cake: Haven't tried yet
Biscuits and gravy: Delicious if you have sausage gravy
Bacon and eggs: Typical murrican breakfast with pancakes/waffles and syrup
Mayonnaise: Versatile, obviously wouldn't eat alone, good for a very light spread on sandwiches, hoagies/subs
Corn Dogs: Okay with a little ketchup and mustard
Bologna: Meh, prefer salami.
Smores: Delicious when the marshmallow is all gooey and the chocolate is just beginning to melt. I'd have it with a glass of milk.
Ranch dressing: Prefer blue cheese dressing

>>5526748

Not OP but new list:

Ribs
Pork Roll
Scrapple
Cheeseburger
Jello
Chicken and Waffles
Bacon Ranch Fries
Sloppy Joe
Ketchup
Cheez Whiz
Marshmallow Fluff
Pigs Feet

>this many people hate PB&J sandwiches

Did none of you have a childhood or are you all this stuck up?

Also

>this many fucking people arguing about what to call food and not realising every country has their retarded shit

You britbong faggots don't even understand you do the same amount of stupid shit that amerifats do, yet whenever this topic is brought back up, it's always the britbongs who need to remind everyone of how much better they are than america

>>5532257

From what I heard, British food is very, very bland and tasteless.

>>5532257

barely anyone hates pb and j. the op mentioned it and the thread is full of people going 'what the fuck? who doesnt like pb and j?'

and if you're talking about biscuits/scones, no one's ragging on america for calling them biscuits

i don't understand how you got such a backwards idea of what's going on in the thread.

>>5527624
>no one complained about the spamwitches being disgusting.

It's called being polite. Dude....

>>5532266
See:
>>5532207
>>5531342
>>5530901
>>5528343
>>5527669
>>5527371
>>5527173
>>5527067
>>5527052
>>5526993
>>5526843
>>5526808
>>5526768
>>5526752
>>5526748
These are all people in this thread who are ripping on PB&Js and I probably missed a few.

And looking through the same ones I linked, many of which bring up the "cookies vs biscuits" thing. Several posters are directly acting pissy because they don't like the word "biscuits" being used to describe something savory.

Chili cheese dogs - Not bad but a bit over the top.
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches - Was curious so I tried it. They worked well together.
Pumpkin pie - Never tried it, sounds normal.
Spam - Gross
Red velvet cake - Nice
Biscuits and gravy - Not my thing but I can understand it.
Bacon and eggs - Anglo-sphere bro fist
Grits - what is grits?
Mayonaise - In the right circumstance great.. and it's the dutch who dunk fries into it isn't it?
Corn Dogs - Pretty foul
Bologna - lol wat
Smores - no clue
Ranch dressing - nice

The really fucked up stuff you didn't mention: "Deep Dish Pizza" I think it's from Chicago. What the fuck. That is not pizza.

>>5532275

literally one poster actually says something negative about the idea of a savoury scone. which is hilarious, because savoury scones are extremely common here.

you're reading too much into a few people who just happen to be retarded. and you quoted wayyyy more posts than ones that actually prove your point.

>>5532275

Well as I said in one those posts you linked there are cultural differences, sandwiches were not something I ate much of frequently growing up in an asian household.

The thing about American food is it has this fixation on indulgence - sweet and salty flavours are dominant. No exploration, no challenge just this emphasis on easy food that can preferably be microwaved. Sodium levels through the roof.

>>5526748
Why on earth would anyone care? I don't judge (ie, give a shit) what other cultures eat, so why would I care what they think about my diet?

Pointless.

>>5532331
>I don't judge give a shit what other cultures eat
>why do people care about food

GO USA

>>5532277
It is a nice, savory pie though.
I highly recommend it.
There is a certain strain that incorporates a sausage disk. A disk of sausage covers the entirety of the bottom crust.

>>5532326
It's really easy to generalize, but often wrong.
We are a very large country with profoundly varied biomes and cultural influences. There are foods that are strange and almost unpalatable to all but locals as much as there are ridiculous monuments to fatty excess.

You missed the good stuff man:
>Corn bread
>Cowboy Bread
>Chuckwagon stew
>Rocky Mountain Oysters
>Calf Fries
>loadsa BBQ
>Fuck you Chili Dogs are god tier food
>Boar ribs and Saurkraut
>Brown Suger Cookies

>>5528187
it's red because it has beet juice
real stuff anyway

>>5526816
i only really like pumpkin as soup

>>5527341
Actually mayo and chips is much more common over on the continent than it is here in Britain, ketchup is much more common.

As an American, I don't have to explain what I eat or why I eat it.

>All these britbongs and commonwealth crawlers still tripping up on the biscuit/cookie difference.

For Christ's sake, are you all the new british children coming on here? This is standard common knowledge, being able to distinguish between cultural context like that. Seriously, lurk more. Fuck. Why can't people just be a little more intelligent on the internet?

>>5533925

shut the fuck up

>>5526748
midwestern usa checking in. Confirmed that everyone around here eats all these things in abundance, except maybe the red velvet and pumpkin pie (those are more holiday foods).

The only thing on the list I eat is peanut butter &Jelly. I use mayonnaise as a condiment for tuna and chicken salad only. The rest of the list is far too rich/heavy/godawful for me.

>>5533933
I wish I could say the same to you, but you already wiped your shitty dumb thoughts all over the thread.

If you've been on this site for any particular extended period of time, you're going to be subjected to british and american people discussing and trading terminology. There's no excuse, you're obviously new and need to fucking lurk moar.

>>5533951

you've come to some pretty wild conclusions there m8

>>5533970
No, it's actually a very dumb and mundane reality. It's not very surprising that there are idiots here.

>>5533978

>affecting a weary, condescending tone in order to sound wise

biscuits vs scones will never be a settled matter. people like to argue. doesn't mean they're dumb.

>>5533991
These dipshits literally had no idea, and immediately assumed we were talking about a cookie. That's not them liking to argue, that's them being dumb and pathetically ignorant to things outside their own country.

>>5534003

>and immediately assumed we were talking about a cookie

maybe like two people did, and that individual piece of ignorance does not an unintelligent person make.

>>5534009
>Not knowing the difference between an American biscuit and a British biscuit
>On a cooking board
>2014

>>5527535
>northern europe
>dislike mayo
those two don't fit together

>>5526993
"Jelly" in america refers to a jam made from fruit juice, whereas "Jam" refers to a jam made from fruit puree. "Preserves" has chunks or whole fruit in it.

"Bologna" in America refers to a type of sausage (usually wide and sliced thin for sandwich) similar to a fleischwurst or mortadella but without the fat cubes.

Seattlefag USA reporting

I usually have an unhealthy diet because I'm busy and on a budget.

>Chili cheese dogs
Too much gross shit at one time. I don't eat this either put a vegetable on the hot dog or eat good homemade chili.
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
I'm not five years old I don't eat this. Summer lunch time growing up and playing on the beach.
>Pumpkin pie
Thanksgiving only if I am feeling festive.
>Spam
absolutely useless
>Red velvet cake
small slice on someones birthday. It's only good if I'm drinking strong coffee. Only the fat slob side of my family like to make this and only on birthdays.
Biscuits and gravy
>So good. Guilty pleasure. Have to go to a high-rated diner and get from scratch gravy, no canned stuff. More Bacon More Sausage.
Bacon and eggs
>delicious and filling breakfast that can make you feel sluggish before work. Drink coffee coffee coffee. Feel like a slob if you eat this on weekday mornings, but it is so tasty and doesn't feel too terribly naughty.
Grits
>Black people like these. I dont' know why. It's just cream of wheat bland whatever.
Mayonaise
>good on a sandwich if you have some healthy veg in their to balance out the mayo-funk
>Corn Dogs
I had this for lunch today. Someone asked me how it was. I said I didn't want to talk about it. Embarrassing lunch.
>Bologna
as worthless as spam
>Smores
whatever. if you go camping it's fun. I could care less.
>Ranch dressing
Gross. Shit tier dressing.

>>5527397
hardcore trolling here

>>5526748
Chilli cheese dogs: I like 'em, but like everyone else, I know hot dogs are disgusting.
Peanut butter and Jelly: Second best thing
Pumpkin pie: Best thing
Spam: Gross
Red velvet cake: Good
Biscuits and gravy: Bread and gravy. No big deal. It's good.
Grits: Not my thing, but it's just cornmeal. Now, cheese grits is something else. Horrid.
Mayonnaise: Disgusting
Corn Dogs: Don't like, think they're gross.
Bologna: ew
Smores: Yes, very good.
Ranch dressing: Bleh

>>5526778
>Fucking britbongs

Northerner from Philadelphia here

>Chili cheese dogs
The cheese is a bit munch. It's okay
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
I switched to just Peanut Butter sandwiches. I can't spread jelly for shit
>Pumpkin pie
Sweet Potato Pie is better
>Spam
Never had it, but I like scrapple
>Red velvet cake
Overrated. It's meh
>Biscuits and gravy
Never had biscuits with gravy. I always had it with molassess
>Bacon and eggs
Godly
>Grits
Godly
>Mayonaise
Don't like it
>Corn Dogs
I'm over them
>Bologna
Got sick from it once. Never had it since and I actively avoid it
>Smores
Bretty gud. I don't have it often, though
>Ranch dressing
Rarely use it

Norway here.

>Chili cheese dogs

We have chili dogs, cheese dogs (sometimes with bacon), and everything you could ask for, but for some reason I've never seen chili and cheese together in a hot dog. I wouldn't see the problem with it.

>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

Never tried it, sounds disgusting

>Pumpkin pie

Never tried it, sounds pretty good

>Spam

Ew?

>Red velvet cake

Never tried it, but looking at image of it, it looks really fucking delicious.

>Biscuits and gravy

Uh, ew? It looks hideous, but I bet if you get over the looks, it might taste good.

>Bacon and eggs

Are you serious?

Why is it "bacon and eggs", though? Here it's called "eggs and bacon". USA makes it sound like the eggs are the garnish, which they probably are over there.

>Grits

What the... Is it like oatmeal?

>Mayonaise

Mostly icky, but delicious on shrimp sandwiches.

>Corn Dogs

No idea, but it looks weird and unappeetizing.

>Bologna

I only know "bologna" as Judge Judy's "bullshit". Looks hideous.

>Smores

This looks really good. I just haven't bothered trying. I always bring only marshmallows to campfires.

>Ranch dressing

It's okay. There are better dressings.

>>5534999

A little update...

I didn't realize what a chili cheese dog was. I thought it was just chili and cheese INSIDE the hotdog.

They look insanely messy.

Mfw you niggers have no clue what your talking about
>Chilly cheese dog
hotdog with melted cheddar cheese and chilling meat on top

>Peanut butter and jelly
White bread with peanutbutter and jam

>Pumpkin pie
Pie made from pumpkin (most of the time if not homemade it's made from sweet potato with a spice called pumpkin spice)

>Spam
No one eats this except a handful of people in the south

>red velvet cake
chocolate cake with white and red frosting

>Biscuits and gravy
American biscuits are savory and crusty on the out side and soft and warm on the inside you have to understand this to visualize the dish also the gravy is this and has sausage most times it's a very savory and filling dish mostly eaten for breakfast

>bacon and eggs
Exactly what it sounds like eggs with some bacon on the side and some toast

>grits
Porridge made from wheat meal no oatmeal

>mayo
We don't eat it from the jar it a condiment we use it like katacup

>corn dogs
Hot dog on a stick coated in cornmeal then deep fried most it's like a fair food not like I Made corn dogs for dinner
>Bologna
A shitty cold cut that tastes like liverworst
>S'mores
A toasted marshmallow with a peice of chocolate between 2 graham crackers (graham crackers are sweet) most people eat this at Camp fires

>ranch dressing
A southern saldad dressing and dipping sauce

>>5535614
My iPod mis ato corrected alot of shit in there sorry

>>5526752
>no idea what red velvet cake is

I pity you

>>5535614
People in Hawaii love spam. But yeah it's not a thing eaten by most of the country.

>>5535002
>E-EWWWW SO MESSY

Faggy yuros

>>5535634
You can eat it with a fork and knife you know.

>>5533933
>yuropoor can't understand cultural context
>loses their shit

Typical

>>5535614
Umm no
Grits are made from corn
Where the hell are you from?

>>5535637
And?

>>5535643
so the chili dog doesn't get all over your hands.

>>5535647
So you're agreeing with me that it isn't a big deal? I was making fun of a yuro complaining about messy food dumbass.

>food non-americans find disgusting

I'm american, but I'm pretty sure this will qualify.

So op is from backwater shit hole of country where they don't have those things because they are too fucking poor.

Is a corn-dog basically a wurstel(wiener sausage) which has been fried?

>>5535699
in a cornmeal batter.

>>5535699
It's a hot dog deep fried in a corn meal batter. Usually on a stick. If you guys don't have hot dogs, its basically taking all the unused castoff after cutting up beef, pork, and chicken, grinding that stuff up, and then pressing it into a tube shape.

>>5535699
You could call it that, but it is dipped in a _very_ thick layer of batter, and is very "bread-y". I think commercially it's often baked in molds rather than fried.

Italian guy here

>Chili cheese dogs
An ambulant vendor had a burger with chili; or he messed everything up, or chili is just beans and tomato sauce. Disgusting.

>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
My brother bought it a week ago; he was excited for eating it. Albeit his primitive enthusiasm, he has done just a little sandwich so far. I tried it too, but I don't mind eating it. It has no flavour, for me.
>Pumpkin pie
I would try it, honestly
>Spam
If it is meat in a jelly-like thing, it's like "Simmenthal", and I hate it.
>Red velvet cake
It looks delicious.
>Biscuits and gravy
Jesus, what the hell is that?
>Bacon and eggs
I cannot cook even an egg, but if an American cooked it, I'd try.
>Grits
No, thank you, I haven't lost all of my teeth so far.
>Mayonaise
I don't put neither Mayonnaise nor Ketchup on my French Fries, sorry.
>Corn Dogs
...
>Bologna
You told me it's shitty. And I trust you, guys.
>Smores
>Ranch dressing
I don't know.

>>5535722
Smores is chocolate and marshmallow melted between wheat crackers that have been heavily sweetened with honey.

Ranch dressing is like buttermilk dressing with some herbs.

Chili is most often beans, ground beef, and tomato sauce with a lot of spice in it. It isn't anything like the tomato sauce you'd be used to, much much spicier.

>>5535722
>I CAN'T COOK A EGG.
You sound like a spoiled child.

>>5530135

>literally
>literally 199%

>>5535730
I've never tried, my friend.

>>5535840
Because you're a spoiled child

>>5535722
>I cannot cook even an egg
Why are you even here

>>5526748
I'm Canadian but what the hell.

>Chili cheese dogs
Never had them but I gotta say it looks pretty good.
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
I like it as a big snack, definitely not something to replace a real meal though, it's basically just sugar and carbs.
>Pumpkin pie
Delicious.
>Spam
Never had it but seems okay.
>Red velvet cake
Just dyed chocolate cake. Do you not like chocolate cake?
>Biscuits and gravy
Never had it but doesn't seem appealing. Aren't those British?
>Bacon and eggs
Not a big fan of bacon but still that's normal big breakfast material.
>Grits
Never had them.
>Mayonaise
Great and versatile condiment to be used in a lot of things.
>Corn Dogs
Fat but pretty good with mustard.
>Bologna
Gotta agree that one is kind of bad. Definitely better deli meats out there.
>Smores
Good dessert.
>Ranch dressing
I like it with vegetables, but I will never understand why Americans use it with literally everything they can put in their mouth.

>>5527240
Don't they do something different to cocoa now so this reaction doesn't occur?

>>5526748
>Chili cheese dogs
mmmm
>Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
for kids and poor college kids, bland as fuck
>Pumpkin pie
best desert to grace the earth
>Spam
only in hawaii (tm)
>Red velvet cake
pretty damn good
>Biscuits and gravy
i've only had this once and i didn't like it
>Bacon and eggs
is this bait
>Grits
what is this like a potato?
>Mayonaise
well nobody eats it on its own, and besides, america isn't even the #1 mayo consumer
>Corn Dogs
yum
>Bologna
never had it, mom always said it was for poor people
>Smores
are you gay
>Ranch dressing
p nice

>>5535722

>I cannot cook an egg

Come on man, seriously? There's so many different ways to cook an egg. You can't really mess up frying an egg anyway, if you fuck it up you'll have scrambled eggs anyway.

>>5526748
Americunt here.

Chili cheese dogs-Ok, I perfer hot dog charlies and dogs with natural casing.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches-Eh, ate em alot as a kid. I guess they're fine if it's not grape jelly.

Pumpkin pie-Fucking gross

Spam-Haven't ate it much, really salty adn not very good from what i remember(I'm from fucking Hawaii too)

Red velvet cake-Ok, not big on sweets though

Biscuits and gravy-Delicious especially when the gravy is made with venison sausage

Bacon and eggs-Tasty as fuckkkk

Grits-I'll eat em if there's nothing else

Mayonaise-It's ok on some things

Corn Dogs-Fantastic when they're fresh from a carnival

Bologna-fucking despise this shit.

Smores-Delicious but not something you eat very often

Ranch dressing- I like dipping wings in it but I even perfer bleu cheese for that.

Other gross shit

Potted Meat
Vienna Sausages

>>5526748
>PB&J
not a fan, but i do like peanut butter, bananas and pickle

>>5526748
American here.
> Chili cheese dogs
mehh
>PBJ
hate jelly
>pumpkin pie
mehhh
>Spam
how does anybody like this?
>Red velvet cake
had a change of heart when i tried it homemade. shit's god tier.
>Biscuits and gravy
Biscuits yes, gravy no
>Bacon and eggs
can't go wrong with that
>Grits
never had
>mayo
ehh its another condiment
>Corn dogs
never great, ok at best
>Bologna
it can be ok
>smores
who doesnt like?
>Ranch
disgusting shit

>>5526748
Why the fuck would anyone eat spam in this day and age? I understand why they had it in war times because of rationing but it surely is shit tier food. I wouldn't give it to a dog.

>>5537445
There's no accounting for taste, m8. In China they eat eggs boiled in childrens' piss and in SEA they eat ducklings inside the shell.

>>5535634

It's a bad thing with this type of food in particular, because:

1: You're most likely eating it outside when walking around, or at some kind of event, leading to ingredients that fall off, shitting up ALL of your clothing

2: They look pretty big, so you'd look like a dumb fuck eating it in public, and you will be in public when these things are around, I bet.

>>5537445

there's nothing wrong with spam dude. it's a very cheaply made pork terrine.

>>5537588
>eggs boiled in childrens' piss
holy shit, those slant-eyed fuckers are nasty

>>5535843
>>5536195
>>5536365
I've the terror of burning the kitchen down, due to its ancientness.
And I nearly killed myself by cooking some pasta, actually.

>>5526808
>Biscuits and gravy: I had this at a diner in america, the biscuits were nice but the gravy was underwhelming, might have been the place, either way its a nice combo
The gravy can be tricky. If the gravy isn't made from scratch, it's a poor imitation of the real thing, so I only do biscuits and gravy at home, never at a diner. So homemade is one key, and the other is lots of black pepper.

I've had most of this, due to muh dual citizenship, but of these,
>Corn Dogs
>Chilli cheese dogs
>Span
>Bologna
>Ranch
>Bacon and eggs
Are vile.

>Biscuits and gravy
If the gravy has minimal cream, and isn't sausage sauce but actual gravy, it's great.
>PBJ
Nice, but only if you're using real peanut butter and conserve instead of jelly.
>Grits
Like polenta, but a bit heavier, nice occasionally.
>Smores
Delicious
>Mayonnaise
As a sandwich condiment, ew, as a dip, yum. Either hellman's or homemade.
>Red Velvet
Not too different from normal cake
>Pumpkin pie
Often too bland, but not inedible.

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>>5538897
>>As a sandwich condiment, ew, as a dip, yum.

what the fuck

>>5538948
For dipping chips/fries/frites in. It's great.
Or for grilled chicken.

I do make aioli from scratch, though, and generally use that, but it is essentially the same thing as mayo.

>>5538836
wellsaid. amen

>>5526748
>Chili cheese dogs
They're disgustingly tasty. I don't much care for fast foods ones because the hot dogs are rubbery and nasty. I'll make them at home if we have a cookout or something. I can only think of two major fast food chains that sell chili cheese dogs.
>PB&J
Nothing more than a inexpensive lunch food. With the right peanut butter, jelly, and bread it can be rather tasty. I got sick of them after eating them every day in middle-school. Kids love the shit out of them and college students don't have money.
>Pumpkin pie
People love it, I don't. Pretty popular.
>Spam
Not very many people eat spam, at least that I know. Older folks (40-50+) seem to have eaten it a lot when they were kids though. Brits probably eat more of the shit than Americans.
>Red velvet cake
Not my thing, and not as popular as a lot of cakes.
>Biscuits and gravy
That shit's amazing. Don't deny it.
>Bacon and eggs
Pretty yummy and those Brits like it too.
>Grits
Jesus fuck grits are inexpensive and fantastic if done right. Pretty common in other parts of the world too.
>Mayonnaise
Delicious and again, pretty common in other parts of the world.
>Corn dogs
I love a good corn dog. Unfortunately my taste for them has diminished over the years. I don't know a lot of adults who ever eat them. Kids love it though.
>Bologna
Cheap sandwich meat. Poor minorities buy it but most people can afford turkey or ham like a normal human being. Tastes nasty.
>Smores
Out of the car camping food fare. Not eaten at all regularly. Common with Girl Scouts and soccer moms who like to pretend to camp.
>Ranch dressing
Shit's good.

A lot of the foods you mentioned aren't eaten on a regular basis by the majority of Americans. Certain foods are common with certain groups and untouched by others. Some aren't even had that often by everyone.

USA.

>>5527353
>proper shrimp and grits
>posts pic of shrimp that are likely overcooked hence why they curled completely up

Belgium here.

>Good
Chili cheese dogs
Bacon and eggs
Mayonaise
Corn Dogs
Smores
>Disgusting
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Pumpkin pie
Red velvet cake
Biscuits and gravy
Grits
Bologna
>Never tried
Spam
Ranch dressing