/ck/ - Food & Cooking

no

that would be really weird

No do u?

>>5474472

Not 'waifu' in the sense of being a weeaboo faggot such as yourself, but more in a sense that I would smash the absolute shit outta her. Minchhhhiiaaaa

>>5474503

Probably would help if I posted the photo

i like her. giada beats her by a head though

my only waifu

mancrush

I'm not a vegan and I would never stop eating meat for her but she cooks and I find her hot so she's my cooking waifu. Also that deep voice.

>>5474536

she has to be a tranny

>>5474536
It looks like her eyes are not aligned with the rest of her face.

>>5474514
by a forehead

Yes I do.

Its me everytime I look in the mirror.
It should be illegal for me to even be NEAR a kitchen. God damn im good.....

Not really a chef but still food related.

Emily Gould, what a qt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2BJSV8Q1Yw&feature=kp

Bonus points for toweling

>>5474964
forgot pic

Sit on my face you fat italian bitch.

>inb4 shitstorm

>>5474969

I never realized how fat she was until I was her actually competing on one of the chopped episodes

Laura in the Kitchen

>>5475010
Is this picture photoshopped?
Everything about her just seems so uneven.

Isn't she lovely?

>>5474472
I just have an okaasan.

>>5475053
mah niggah

Henrik (Henri Marie Jean André de Laborde de Monpezat), Prince Consort of Denmark.

Just got his own cooking show. And it is fucking amazing, the best thing I have seen on television in years.

Not sure if it's available outside of Denmark. It's also in danish, sooo....

http://www.dr.dk/tv/se/hofretter/hofretter-fredensborg-slot

>>5475031
no she just has a big fat korean head

Narda Lepes anyone?

>>5474504
can't stand this can't. she knows an ear to ear grin and her tips hanging out is her money shot and she works it like a Carney.

>>5474472

young nigella lawson beats any of these

>No Sara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>5475277
brb gonna go do masturbations

I would rail this bitch so hard.

>>5474472
>scroll through thread
>no Cat Cora

I would berry my dick so far up her ass whoever pulled it out would be crowned King Arthur.

>>5474504
That hairstyle/volume actually suits her. Gigantic head otherwise

my love my life and the air that i bread
david chang is everything

>>5474522
dat bourdain
i love him way too much

>>5475323
you can't nail j-chizzle she's too pure

>>5475464
wait ok it's me again are we basing this off of looks cause I thought we were basing it more off of their culinary abilities

>>5475403
but she gay
so that will literally never happen

>>5475460
She needs the huge head to fit all those massive fucking teeth in.

>>5474504
I'd throatfuck her until she retches and then make her stick that bird beak up my ass while she sucks on my balls.

I'm a gentleman like that.

>>5475475
forgot pic

>>5475466
You can't fuck a qt's cooking.

>>5475501
you all need jesus these angels are all too pure for u

>>5475466

>only female cooks posted
>basing it more off of their culinary abilities

....probably not

>>5475487

why do people find her attractive? She's an ugly woman with lots and lots of makeup

>>5475511
I wouldn't say she is ugly, but she is skinny and has large breasts. Her bird beak, giant head, shark mouth, etc. aren't attractive, but she has some things going for her.

>>5475508
that's why i was so confused!

At first I thought we were choosing our favorite chefs, but apparently this is actually a legimiate waifu thread

>>5475511
She was a lot cuter when she was first getting started on tv, before she had her kids. Less makeup and she didn't smile so huge--she was a little more genuine in front of the camera. She actually resembled a bustier Natalie Portman a little bit.

>>5475511
you can see how she'd look without the makeup and she'd still be much more attractive than someone like nadia

she also has a nice body

>>5475538
Nadia without makeup or with poorly done makeup looks a little ghoulish, admittedly. But, she's got a great body, a fantastic sense of humor and she can cook.

>wouldmarry

>>5475277

she's insanely beautiful but she looks like my best mate's mum so it's a bit weird.

>>5475541

I like her too, I thought that I wouldn't because her kitchy schitch would be over the top but I saw her on tv for the first time on chopped where she actually got pissed at someone in the same way that I would have and she's had my thumbs up ever since

she actually doesn't look that bad without makeup, she actually looks worse with natural makeup than she does without it

>>5475545

schitck* stupid phone

Tina Nordstrom from New Scandinavian Cooking.

>>5475545
>>5475541
If you haven't seen her on Bizarre Foods yet, go watch that now

>>5475576

oh yea, I think I saw that episode the same night because I was slumming on the couch all night with the flu

her accent is really funky, I like her though. I never thought I would cause I've still never seen her show.

>>5475583

I should have said "and I've still never seen her show". I've seen little clips from it on here and they always seemed annoying.

>>5475515
>Do you have a cooking waifu, /ck/?
Where's the confusion?

>>5474504
>just need a little bit of E-V-O-O

>>5475588
The show's okay. Depends on the episode. I honestly don't even focus on whatever she's cooking half the time because I'm too busy staring at her. Co-Stars are reasonably funny/informative.

This one.

>>5474536
I like her too. Her voice is offputting at first but strangely likeable.

>>5474504
She has one of the most meh faces I've ever seen. I just can't into Giada.

>>5475613

my nigga.

>lurking and hoping for more nigella pics

>>5475598

Is it worth watching? It's so funny I thought I would hate her and that she was ugly but once I saw her on other shows I found her endearing, although her accent sounds like if I were try to imitate a brooklyn accent while drunk or something.

>>5475656
Yeah, it's not a bad show. She'll make you laugh on occasion, and she cooks decent enough food. Mainly though, it's just a half hour of watching the pretty blond girl with the strange accent.

>>5475656

i stumbled upon her show at 4am at a friend's house one day. i was pretty stoned and found her bewildering but i was rather impressed by one bit where, in amongst all the generic americana, she demonstrated the start to finish process of making a demi-glace to pour over ravioli.

>>5475673
Yeah, her food is pretty simple most of the time, but she understands proper technique. I must admit that I didn't like pasta puttanesca until I tried her version with halved cherry tomatoes. It really balances the dish out.

>no alton brown
/ck/ confirmed for shit taste

>>5475814
>alton brown
>waifu thread
>alton brown would ruthlessly dominate you while explaining the scientific details of homosexuality to the camera

Really?

>>5475840
I don't see the problem.