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5473385 No.5473385[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Wake up and realize no coffee in the house
>literally brain dead without my morning caffeine
>stop at Starbuck's to get a dark roast coffee before going to work
>have to go in because the drive in wraps around and would of been a 30 minute wait
>line inside is not so bad, people are too lazy to get out of their cars to save 20 minutes off their coffee commute
>get my coffee
>go to the condiment stand to put some half and half in
>woman intercepts me and gets to it first
>brain isn't strong enough to stop the collision that will ensue in the next half second
>bump into her and scolding hot coffee rains upon my hand and pants
>she says that she's sorry
>say "you too"
>get a refill free of charge and go home to get a change of clothes
>late for work

FUCKING STARBUCKS

>> No.5473401

>>5473385
>go to the condiment stand to put some half and half in

Well this is where you fail.

>2018-4
>not drinking coffee black

>> No.5473403

u don't need coffee man. I quit and I feel just fine in the morning.

>> No.5473432

Not pathetic enough OP delete thread and try again

>> No.5473482

>>5473403

agreed. ain't had coffee in probably over a year now and I feel better in the morning than ever. ice cold water works just as well.

>> No.5473507

>needing coffee to function

Fucking pleb.

Coffee is just an excuse to stand around chit chatting at work rather than doing your actual job.

Learn how to get a real nights sleep and you wont need that shit.