/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw a girl would never wait for a response on an image board site just to find a way to please me

one really cool thing that I do to find out what sort of food boys like is by asking them

I highly recommend it

>>5468890
BTW I am grill

>>5468896

i remember my ex told me she'd posted a yahoo answers question about whether or not she should lap dance for her boyfriend. looked for that so hard

>>5468897

this

>>5468897

We're not there yet...

>>5468912
holy shit you're not asking for his hand in marriage you're asking about what sort of food he likes.

I give food to my guy friends all the time, hell, I even bring sweets for guys on a first date.

It's honestly not that big of a deal, dude!

Though, if you want some help, I know most guys are into pretty hearty things, so maybe work with really nice fudge brownies or cookies, or one thing that impresses dudes a lot is when I make a thick white chocolate mousse and then place it in a home made cookie cup

the cookie cup gets them every time

>>5468902
implying OP isn't a gay

>>5468920
>hell, I even bring sweets for guys on a first date.
that seems a bit clingy

Ask him.

And thinking back on it, I've never had a gf who asked me what desserts I like. I don't know why.

>>5468920
>TFW I fucking hate thick and hearty piles of rich dessert

pretty sure they're just being nice if you bring them on a first date because that's fucking weird.

>>5468890
Ask him. Guys don't give that much of a fuck

>>5468920

It is a big deal to me.

I expect you to respect my religious views.

>>5468942
It's usually just a little bag of something like cookies or whatever. Most dudes I date are usually my friends first because I'm not really into dating people that I don't know really well, so I guess it's less weird because they know I'm really into baking/cooking and I've given them stuff before

>>5468948
Really? Well damn. That's new. I only know one dude who's favorite dessert is just some fruits with a light vanilla cream over the more fudge/fatty stuff

>>5468953
>I expect you to respect my religious views.


>Asking what types of desserts he likes
>Against religious views

I don't even...

>>5468956

i've known a lot of guys to say they just don't like sweets.

>>5468953
>my religious views.
the b8 has revealed itself

>>5468964
ahaha, I know a few dudes like that. They're the ones who always seem to magically drop by whenever I'm making any sort of meat/grain-based dishes for dinner

>tfw I'm 90% sure people only like me for my food

>>5468968
Been there with friends. They suddenly stopped talking with me when I moved 30 minutes south of where I use to live. Funny how that works. ;_;

>>5468968

One thing I learned in life is that nobody ever really likes you for who you are.

Friends are people who you tolerate abuse from.

>>5468970
>>5468974
i...i was just kidding though ;_;
me and my friends and/or SO's were tight before they learned that I could cook

aw jeez
these replies are pretty bleak

Make something fruity. Apple pie or something. It's a sweet without being too sweet, because guys who don't like sweets are a real thing.

>>5468890
For fucks sake, Sceak. I thought you were back on your main account. Good to see you back, but then you dredge up your sockpuppets? Cmon, man.

>>5468890
Ask him you ginormous faggot

>>5468890
>mfw girl I'm seeing doesn't eat pork or spicy foods
>mfw she tried my spicy as fuck beans that were cooked with like a 1:2 ratio of bacon:dry beans
>mfw she loved them

Bitch doesn't even know what she likes. Apparently can't tolerate Whataburger spicy ketchup, though. May be the final dealbreaker.

>>5468890
Oi what is his name

>>5469043

Naw, well...Sceak is the name of a local graffer, he spat on my car once. Social Haze was inspired by ... Kevin, Artistic Daze.

I just don't feel like Sceak anymore. It's also the name of a business of some shoddy app developer.

Maybe I'll use Sceak again, but I got used to this one, it's also more representative of where I'm at in life, too.

>>5469148

Well he already answered, but I'm not used to making that kind of dessert. I was actually making a test earlier.

>>5469194

I don't know...

>>5469162
>tfw my girl says she wants to become a vegetarian
>tfw if she does I'll have more declicious murder meals for myself
>mfw big hearty desserts are shit, and cheesecake will always reign supreme

>>5468912
Sauce on this desert pls?

>>5469256
>I just don't feel like Sceak anymore. It's also the name of a business of some shoddy app developer.

>Maybe I'll use Sceak again, but I got used to this one, it's also more representative of where I'm at in life, too.

You just used Sceak a couple days ago for a thread. dood

BTW I'm a grill pls gib attention /ck/ hehe

>>5470213
How new are you

>>5469271
mississippi mud

Also, god damn its a turn on if a girl can cook/bake. Even more of a turn on if it's something sweet with chocolate, I love that shit.

Man's heart, through stomach, etc.

>>5468890
>mfw seeing some girl that bakes and i don't even like desserts

i really hope make me any or else i'd probably cheat on her

>>5468890

>tfw sceak is finally unbanned and immediately starts his off topic blog shit

>>5468890
implying he likes desserts

go back to reddit

>>5470331
you must have missed last weeks thread where he did the same shit, but under the actual name

>>5470331
Why did girls in the 60's and 70's have banana tits? And why can't I find a girl with them?

>>5471036
It's the bras that they make now.

>>5470896
implying he wouldn't munch on a hair pie

>>5471042
Really? That makes sense, but even the nudies and porn from back then seemed to have more banana tits. Maybe they aren't considered aesthetic any more?

>>5468974

you don't have any real friends?

a lot of your "friends" wear masks yes and some do a very good job at hiding, but they reveal themselves eventually. i find that only a few people in your life will be genuine.

>>5471054
Modern bras mold breasts into the same uniform round shape. Eventually, people expect breasts to look like this even though there's a lot of variation in the shape of natural breasts. Beauty standards and whatnot.

>>5469043
>account

Based redditshit.

>>5468890
I would eat the shit out of that Piet Mondrian cake.

>>5468890
>tfw you were seeing a boy and learned he doesn't like any baked goods

He can go fuck himself.

>>5471081
this is why small tits are superior

>>5471123
I don't liked baked goods, but I'll fucking wolf down any baked goods someone baked for me.

It's called common courtesy and not being a fucking dick.

>tfw you're seeing some goy but he doesn't eat kosher so it's a pain to find a restaurant we can both go to and he only pays for half and makes me tip

>>5471262
>doesn't eat kosher

Is he Muslim? Or Hindu? Literally the only reason I can imagine for not eating kosher is those two religions having rules against eating meat/food that's been blessed or otherwise prepared ceremonially for another religion.

Whenever sckeak posts about his gay psychodrama I read his posts in a gay lisp. Anyone else do this or is it just me?

Also since this thread didn't have a special snowflake's chance in hell to be about food, what's the deal with the gay voice? Do other languages have it?

>>5471014

That was just a couple days ago, and he didn't trip. He usually spends an hour posting a reply to virtually every thread in the catalog, but OP-Sceak in full blog-mode is why some people hate him.

>>5471250
I swear to god, almost 8 years of watching you shitpost and this is literally the first time I've ever agreed with you on anything.

>>5471354

I always imagined him as a shy tenor with a heavy quebecois accent.

>>5471367
seconded, except just 3 years. Holy shit, Opiate's been around that long?

>>5471463

stop being dumb

>>5471477
you cant take that from me. it's all I have left

>>5471463
The guy's a /ck/ fossil, I came here around 08. I didn't really notice him anymore than the usual random tripfag for awhile but after awhile names get familiar. opiate is cool. There was another tripfag from nyc that used to be alright, he had a radioactive sign in his name but he doesn't come around much anymore.

bump

>>5473860
fuck you

>>5473868
excuse me?

>>5473875
no excuse for you

>>5468890

I don't like dessert you whore.

>>5468890
beer-n-bj ... best thing after a good meal