/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5458584

obviously italy. At least for the meats and sausages. italians have a thousand different versions of jerkey and ham and shit.

prosciutto, Bresaola, Cacciatore, Capicola, Coppa, Mortadella, Panceta... i mean it goes ON AND ON AND ON.

pastries are best in france though. Those two countreis are pretty close. Why not do the ole' spain, france and italy trip?

>>5458588

you can see switzerland, too. The thing is a plane ticket to Europe costs so much money, once you're there it will be so much cheaper to just travel around by land.... and you can see multiple countries instead of being pigeonholed in a hotel in a tourist district, u know?

>>5458597
>>5458588
>>5458588
Oh right i totally forgot italy, im half-asleep after takin some pills to help me sleep and only remembered them as the country that makes those faggoty pastas and tomato sauces.

I visited France once years ago and it didnt really strike me fancy though that was because the company i was in there (my parents) arent really adventurous when it comes to just checking around the town for new shit to try. (for fuck sakes i think during the week i was there with them in paris we ate pizza thrice because my mom is such a cunt when it comes to "exotic" food)

Not really interested in visiting multiple countries at once though i really dislike traveling in general because social anxciety and shit which is why i'd rather book a weeklong vacation on some city with known good cuisine centered around "heavy" stuff. I just like casually walking around in a nice city and check if i find any good restaurants, bakeries and foodstands to find. especially bonus points if it's a place i dont have to go to some fancy restaurant to experience the best every day but streetstands etc. After all my main goal would be to taste lots of different stuff there.

Sorry for blogpost im slightly "stoned" and out of my mind a bit

>>5458619
>Not really interested in visiting multiple countries at once though i really dislike traveling in general because social anxciety

I don't like to travel somewhere unless I'm going to be there long enough to make it worthwhile.

A six month stay would be about right.

>>5458584
>especially meats, sausages and pastries.
Come to Germany then. Those three are pretty much the only things we do right.
And beer.

>>5460422
Unsere Würste sind nicht grade der Hit
Verstehe nicht wo wir den Ruf her haben

>>5460422
That or Poland really, and seeing as they are next to eachother it would be a loss not to do that

Go to the Balkans, where eating vegetables is illegal.

>>5462374
I felt my arteries clog just looking at that

If you like your sausage meats grilled no one can beat the Serbs. If you like them cured it's a tie between the Germans and the Poles.

Personally I like the Austro-Italian border. but that's because I think speck is god-tier, leaving sausage, bacon and ham in the dust.

>>5458584
You don't have to leave the continent. Wisconsin as has awesome german heritage, and is up there with the Germanics with some of the best sausage in the world.

I love some beer brats right before a brewer game.

>>5462413
>this is what wisconsin actually believes

I've been to wisconsin. I've been to germany. Wisconsin "sausage" is a joke. Mass produced garbage that squirts fake cheese out of the center. Please, god, never again.

>>5462418
Maybe you should visit a butcher and not a 7/11 next time, champ.

>>5462421

It was actually one of those small town summer fairs where they celebrate their "heritage"

Fat idiots in lederhosen drinking leinenkugel's and celebrating Wisconsin's abysmally bad "cheese" and "beer" industries.

>>5460422
>Come to Germany then. Those three are pretty much the only things we do right. And beer.

I could order beer all night. Might even drink some of it.

>>5462425
>brown eyebrows
>blond hair

Confirmed for non-Aryan trying to pass. To the gas chambers with her.

>>5462424
>thinking state festivals is a good measurement of state cuisine

Do you also think deep fried butter is our caviar, and $7 miller lite at summerfest is our champagne?
(but I do have to say, those trashy cheddarwursts are a guilty pleasure of mine. Up there with grilled cheese on white bread with campbell's tomato soup, or spamwitches cooked in bacon grease, tabasco, and black pepper)

You could also check out Austria.

We have good sausage and god tier pastries.

>>5462425

More beer

The ultimate overachiever

>>5462470
My first gf broke up with me. We went to Canada's Wonderland (an amusement park) and she ordered a footlong hotdog and started joking about it. She pretended to deepthroat it and I got really upset and started wondering if her previous boyfriends were that big and if I was smaller than them and if she wished she had a footlong penis to pleasure her instead of my paltry 5.75". I pretended to laugh but she made another comment and I flew into a tirade.

I went from zero to ten without any warning and I think that is what did it. People were watching so I stormed off and she followed in shock. I started yelling at her and telling her she was embarrassing herself and making me ashamed of her and we got into it. She said she didn't know where this was all coming from and it was a joke. At the time I didn't understand and thought she was lying. Now, too late, I see how ludicrous my reaction was.

She left me right then, beside the Minebuster rollercoaster. Four years ago this July 17. I haven't been with a woman since and relive that day at least twice a week, although it is better now (I used to think about it constantly throughout the day).

I used to think that if I thought about it long and hard enough I could wake up one day and relive that moment and change it for the best. Just laugh and not freak out or have my lack of confidence sabotage a great thing. I loved her and I she loved me. I just showed her a black ugly side that scared her. I wasn't ready for a relationship and I probably still am not.

I'm trying to change for the better but I feel like I am emotionally paralysed in some respects and too numb or scared to approach another girl. What if I do something like this again? What if I turn into a jealous mess who lashes out against the only one who could love me?

Your picture brought these memories back. A ruined Saturday :(

>>5462530
What

>>5462530
m-me t-t-too

>>5462530

Kek

While Italians, Spanish and Germans get all the fuss, it would be wrong to ignore good old fashioned British sausages. They have some great ones. It's the same with cheese. You've got to blame the British people really. They have some great food, but they don't bother eating it, because they'd rather a bit of plastic from the supermarket because it's cheaper.

>>5462530
Is this copypasta or just a woman's mind in a man's body?

>>5462530

Mines 27 inches, but I measure it from the floor.

>>5462426
>>5462426
You are literally fucking blind

>>5462426
They're clearly highlights you utter mong.

>>5462623
hey look everybody, a new retarded tripfag.

You're wrong, and your existence is wrong.

>>5462530
>Being insecure about the size of your dick
Pathetic.

>>5462530

- Cured meat, sausage, tripes: Italy
- For pastries: the UK. Problem is the UK doesn't respect their food and take no pride in their cooking. Same goes for the Dutch and Germans (it's a Protestant thing I guess?). But all 3 cuisines are well worth checking out.
- Steaks, cow's tongue, pressed veal head and stews: Belgium
- Fresh chorizo and Bellota cured ham are gorgeous (Spain)
- If you want it butch, solid and refined head for Gascogne, Périgord, Bordeaux regions of France.
- If you want it butch and blunt, but delightful nonetheless: Bayern, Austrian and Italian Alps.

>>5458584

Honestly op, I'd never say this under any other circumstance, but: go to London.

There'll be no language barrier, letting you find the best of what you want easier. The uk does great sausages and pastry anyway ('heavy stuff', as you put it, is kind of our thang) but it's enough of a world city that you can also find authentic stuff from all over Europe. It's relatively easy to get around, and if you DO run out of food options to try, just hop the Eurostar to Paris for a day or two.

>>5462963
How does a 4chan autist american go out for a night in London?

>>5462993
I don't understand the question.

The same as you would, or wouldn't, anywhere else. Only surrounded by people that can actually comprehend you.

>>5462575
>Mines 27 inches, but I measure it from the floor.
aahahahahaha I'm using this

>>5462530
>My first gf broke up with me. We went to Canada's Wonderland (an amusement park) and she ordered a footlong hotdog and started joking about it. She pretended to deepthroat it and I got really upset and started wondering if her previous boyfriends were that big and if I was smaller than them and if she wished she had a footlong penis to pleasure her instead of my paltry 5.75". I pretended to laugh but she made another comment and I flew into a tirade.
>I went from zero to ten without any warning and I think that is what did it. People were watching so I stormed off and she followed in shock. I started yelling at her and telling her she was embarrassing herself and making me ashamed of her and we got into it. She said she didn't know where this was all coming from and it was a joke. At the time I didn't understand and thought she was lying. Now, too late, I see how ludicrous my reaction was.
>She left me right then, beside the Minebuster rollercoaster. Four years ago this July 17. I haven't been with a woman since and relive that day at least twice a week, although it is better now (I used to think about it constantly throughout the day).
>I used to think that if I thought about it long and hard enough I could wake up one day and relive that moment and change it for the best. Just laugh and not freak out or have my lack of confidence sabotage a great thing. I loved her and I she loved me. I just showed her a black ugly side that scared her. I wasn't ready for a relationship and I probably still am not.
>I'm trying to change for the better but I feel like I am emotionally paralysed in some respects and too numb or scared to approach another girl. What if I do something like this again? What if I turn into a jealous mess who lashes out against the only one who could love me?
>Your picture brought these memories back. A ruined Saturday :(
What else should I refrain from posting, lest I remind you of something and ruin your year?

>>5463067
www.movietriggers.com/

>>5462548
Proper cumberland sausages are amazing.

>>5462530
Thanks captain blogger. I lost focus after the first useless sentance. That's Canadians, useless.

>>5458584
Austria, I'd say, but why stick to one country? Do a Prague-Vienna-Budapest and see it all.

>>5463349
Piss off nazi scum!

>>5463306
>www.movietriggers.com/
I had no idea what this was and read the FAQ. lol is this real?

>>5463470

I ignored the link until seeing your comment. So I read part of the FAQ to see what it was.

The whole thing seems pretty stupid to me.

By the way, one of the stupidest parental warnings of all time was on a Doris Day movie on a satellite tv channel:

>Parents Need to Know:
>
>Parents need to know that like many of the Doris Day classics, this is a great movie with a misogynist message: A housewife gets a job despite her husband's wishes but ultimately returns to her life at home. The problem lies not in her decision but in the way her husband manipulates her to make it. With its outdated gender roles, the film sets an even more inappropriate behavioral example for boys than it does for girls. There's also some mild innuendo.
>
>Families can talk about the expectations each gender has for the other one. Is there anything you've done just because you wanted to seem more feminine? To seem more like a man? Does being male mean you alone should support your family? What's satirized in the fake television show that plays the Happy Soap commercials? Do you think television today can be the same way?
>
>Message:
>
>Teaches that women should stay home, men have the right to a housewife.
>
>Sex:
>
>Parents discuss having kids, some kissing between married people, and some innuendo. In one scene, a woman gives birth in a car, but there's nothing graphic or potentially disturbing to kids.

>>5463750
It also has PTSD warnings lol

>>5460422
this

germany all the way

damn i luv me some weisswurst and a fresh brew

>mfw when i first went to bavaria

>>5462747
>Pastries
>Not saying France

Are you fucking stupid?