/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5437840
Why do you anime fans force your hobby onto others? What the fuck does your picture have to do with food or cooking?

you know, BBQ King posts a photo of his bike, right next to a grill and gets shit for it, but you just do whatever the fuck you want.

I recognize your images. You're the one doing it. Stop it. Fucking stay on topic. I'm tired of seeing cartoons of crying Japanese girls every fucking time i have lunch. Fucker.
>>>/a/

>>5437840
I went to visit some families in Montana like a decade ago. I ate so many huckleberries, in all sorts of different forms, that I threw up. If I even hear the word, my mouth conjures up the taste and it has become fairly unpleasant.

Not that exciting.

one time i was eating chocolate covered strawberries and got raped by my brother and now i cant look at him the same without being sexually attracted to his balls, cock, his smell, and him and i cant look at chocolate covered strawberries

WHO THE FUCK MAKES PEAS AND JUST LEAVES THEM LIKE THIS
IM FUCKING GAGGING
YES IM FUCKING MAD

>>5437843
>I'm tired of seeing cartoons of crying Japanese girls every fucking time i have lunch

Saying that on 4chan is like visiting ESPN and complaining that there's sports everywhere.

>>5437843
It was a reaction image on an anime oriented image board. Get the fuck over yourself

>>5437850
>gagging

Why? because it's messy? It's not like it has shit growing on it.

>>5437840
Oh, I'm sorry for giving a visual representation of the topic I posted about.
<-- Would you prefer this? I'm sure your lunch will fair better with this image.

>>5437864
Oh sorry, wrong image.

>18 years of symptomatic helicobactor pylori bacteria (yes I'm taking 1.5g of antibiotics a day currently and 40m of omeprazole)

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY SUFFERING.

I eat one greasy meal and I have to fast for the rest of the day to keep myself from vomiting or passing out

>>5437862
because old cooked peas are disgusting

>>5437864
>>5437866
>>5437859

you guys are driving me insane

>>5437843
>What the fuck does your picture have to do with food or cooking?

>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A TRAUMATIZING EXPERIENCE WITH FOOD WHERE YOU WANTED TO DIE
>*CUE PICTURE OF GIRL IN BED LOOKING ILL AND DYING*

Well gee Watson it looks like we're at our wits end on this one!

I don't know if you have ever thrown up chalk but it isn't a particularly pleasant experience.
If someone even mentions the NAME of these things, I get queasy.

>>5437883

that girl looks ill and dying? just looks like more Japanese ghost rape hentai to me... she's about to get tenticled!

but yeah, I can see how you anime fags don't give a shit who you bother, so beleive it or not i was actually being nice before. Now that i know you don't give a fuck, i wont be nice animore.

I was just putting it out there... that using anime for every single reaction imagie is fucking annoying to others, but you don't care. You don't mind annoying others.

>>5437894
new copypasta right here

>>5437894
What, really? There's anime on the imageboard which was a copy of Futaba? Who'd have fucking thought, you inbred sack of shit.

>>5437899
there's not. At least not on /ck/.

Go to fucking /b/ rigth now and you'll see barely one or two anime threads. And nobody uses anime in regular non-anime conversations as reaction images.

There's only ONE FUCKING GUY on /ck/ doing this, and that's OP. Shit's fucking annoying.

hope my point was concrete enough for you.

>>5437906
Though I do agree he shouldn't be using it here, you can hardly be surprised if it happens.

>>5437894
I didn't know calling someone a "fucker" was being nice. Is this an American thing?

On topic: My sister once threw up on me...which wouldn't have been as bad if it weren't red gelatin with mini marshmallows that got stuck in my hair and took several washings to completely get out.

>>5437913
> I didn't know calling someone a "fucker" was being nice. Is this an American thing?
yes....
unless you're like 70 years old, nobody says "fucker" as an insult. It's a joke. A friendly way of saying "that fucker" and shaking your head.

If i wanted to call you something bad I would call you a motherfucker.

>>5437906
>There's only ONE FUCKING GUY on /ck/ doing this, and that's OP. Shit's fucking annoying.

I know this insider information due to my crack team of supersleuths: The Internet Kids!

>>5437906
>there's only one anime fan on /ck/

>>5437906
jfc Just hit the god damn "hide thread" button and move on, it isn't that fucking hard.
OP was just using a reaction picture, who the fuck cares if it was an anime picture or not.

>>5437840
>"Oh my god, I think I'm going to die. I can't even look at that food with out getting sick!"
no, but I have with alcohol/flavoring
specifically, it was a combo of jaeger and arak
I'll never eat licorice again. in fact I can't even have fennel in my chili any more

>be ten or so
>dad brings home Taco Bueno for dinner
>gets my regular two bean burritos
>eat first burrito, delicious
>get halfway through second burrito
>feel hair in my mouth
>open up the burrito
>massive ball of hair inside
>seriously, like a hair ball you'd find in a vacuum cleaner
>paranoid about hair in my food to this day

If I find a single hair in something I'm eating, I have a hard time eating anything else for the rest of the day. I believe the Bueno incident led to my extreme aversion to hair in food.

>>5437840
I didn't eat hot dogs for well over a decade.
On my eleventh birthday, my mom had planned a huge party for me; invited all the kids from school, made a buffet, a cake, it was my first "dance" party, etc. etc.
In school that day, the cafeteria had served chili dogs, two a piece. After lunch, I started feeling sick. By 2 pm, I was running a fever. By the time school got out, I was nauseous and woozy.
My party was supposed to start at 5 pm.
At 4:45, I was in the bathroom projectile vomiting hot dogs through my nose.
>mfw I suffered through that whole damn party so I wouldn't disappoint my mom and my friends.
>mfw I couldn't eat any of the awesome food my mom made
>mfw when all I could smell was vomit hotdogs for the entire night

>>5437906
>There's only ONE FUCKING GUY on /ck/ doing this, and that's OP. Shit's fucking annoying.

>be about 5 or 6
>always get car sick
>parents drive me to town for a 'treat'
>feel hideously nauseous during the journey but manage to hold it in
>parents take me to a local bakery/patisserie place
>the stench of sickly sweetness is overpowering
>run to the bathrooms and vomit violently

Even to this day, 35 years later, I still can't stand the smell or even the sight of sticky buns and eclairs etc.

The very first time eating bacon was my last time eating bacon. Maybe it was the way it was made or something but it just didn't sit well with my stomach...and intestines.
To this day even the smell of bacon makes me want to fling myself into a brick wall.

>>5437906

People on 4chan watch anime, its just a fact.

>>5438067

I don't, therefore it's not a fact.

>>5438274
They didn't say EVERYONE on 4chan watches anime. They are saying that there are people on 4chan who watch anime.
There is no point in reading if you can't comprehend what your reading.

>>5437906

Cuttlefish...just...never again...

>>5437843
thisisbait.jpg


anywho, when I was little my mom made mac n cheese, but the pot still had soap and I vomited horrendously. never ate mac n cheese again

I'm not sure if it actually counts but the unfortunate way I found out that I was allergic to soy but when I drank soy milk regularly and I started to develop cystic acne.
Cystic acne is a horrifying thing to deal with when you are a high school student.

>>5437879
Ford GT more like Ford GTFO

/ruined

>>5437840
One time, in Paris, after half a bottle of Tequila, i just outed totally.
I puked in the whole subway, all of my last meal : spicy tofu, pan fried with tandoori spices.
It toke my a long time to eat tofu again, years to eat really spicy things again.

>>5438509
>paris
>tequila
>indian food

fuck you globalization

>>5438517
Not my fault if you can find cheap Tequila everywhere.

never again

I'm not a fan of carrots anymore because of an incident in which a carrot went somewhere it really shouldn't have...

Molasses and Honey

>>5437906
>>5437906

>>5437872
i'm supposed to be on omeprazole. that shit's way too expensive. i had some really greasy tacos the other night and my abdomen cramped all night. i hope it's not serious. i've been hesitant toward greasy food lately, not necessarily thinking about stomach ulcers but more of a natural response. you must be skinny though, you're lucky

the only food that can make me feel like that is sushi. i ate SO much sushi in summer of 2012, and two years later i still haven't eaten a single piece again. i may want it in the future, but two years and my palette is still tired of it. they're still pretty enough that i can look at them, but when i think of the taste i get kind of queasy.

>>5437840
Waffles Ironed with ghost pepper flakes.

Me and my friends ate one. Covering them in different sauces. One chose Syrup. Because he is a massive fucking sissy. The other, Mustard. He has the weirdest fixation on that shit.

I however, slathered it with "Beyond Death Hotsauce". This is because I am a fucking idiot.

I burned for the next few hours. I felt that shit in my sinuses and ears. But that wasn't the first part, not really.

The worst part was due to a terrible mistake I made. I wiped some sweat off my forehead, apparently I should've washed my hands first or something, because ghost pepper sweat dripped right into my fucking eye.


I remember a lot of screaming and the two of them holding me head up in the sink and hosing my eyes down with water.

To top this off, the entire affair was being streamed to a small community interested in such spectacles.

I had a roast spatchcock chicken with a bunch of pepper on it when I was like, 14 or something. It was delicious, but I was bed-ridden for about two weeks afterwards with food poisoning, and for about six years afterwards I Couldn't even think about eating roast chicken without feeling violently ill, especially if the chicken was particularly peppery.

>>5437906
Have to agree with this. It seems like the weebs are the only ones who pull this shit and to the rest of us, it's pretty damn irritating. I usually stop reading a thread if it ends up having an obnoxious ratio of anime images to content

>>5437840
When I was a child, I loved escargot. My grandma would make it as a special treat for me. When I was 4, there was one night when I ate so many snails that I got sick and threw them all up (it's possible that they also weren't cooked properly). Thereafter, I couldn't think about snails without getting nauseous. I had my first snail again after 1.5 decades of not eating them a year or two ago. They're nowhere near as tasty as I remember, and I still get nauseous thinking about them.

3 co-workers and I made Eggs Benny for a function. Then they canceled at the last moment. we were done the eggs benny, but noone to eat them. We asked what should we do with them, to which we were told "Throw em out, eat them, we don't care.

80 Benny, 4 people, 20 benny each. Easy/medium egg, english muffin, peameal bacon, and ofcourse the ever-so-important benny itself.

We ate all of them. all 80. I nearly died. I can't smell benny without gagging.

>>5438596
I actually enjoy tripe. It's rubbery and chewy like calamari and there are so many ways it can be flavored

>Be student
>Offered £60 to take part in a nutrition sciences experiment
>Fast 24 hours
>Drink fish oil chocolate milkshake
>Wait 5 hours
>Have elasticity of veins measured
>Finally allowed to eat

>First trial
>Drink milkshake
>Tastes acceptable, smell is bloody awful
>1 hour passes
>Start having fishy belches
>Another hour passes
>Skin starts to smell of fish
>Finally complete trial
>Have diarrhoea that makes the toilet smell like low tide for the next 3 days

>Second trial
>Drink a small mouthful of the milkshake
>Get a whiff of fish
>Burp
>Projectile vomit forcibly enough to knock over the milkshake

how I found out I can't drink coffee
>back in highschool
>hurr durr coffee because 15 herp
>second day of drinking coffee for breakfast
>not feeling great
>sweat
>hot shiver
>stomach knotting
>must've been milk derp
>third day
>vomit morning coffee
>sick for 24 hours
>can't eat barely drink
>bro laughs mom face palms
>can't drink coffee

>>5439581
holy shit, that's horrifyingly hilarious

>>5437840
Yeah. Last meal I had before diverticulitis caused my intestines to get blocked up and my stomach to swell and fill with fluid was coconut and curly fries. Can't really stand the thought of eating either anymore.

>>5437840

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Bears-Sugar-Free/dp/B000EVQWKC

>>5439593
The sad thing is that it had a Ludovico technique effect. I cannot eat anything with fish in it as a result without plenty of dry heaves.

>>5439592
Are you allergic to it? Is it the acidity, the caffeine or what?

I'm curious since I have issues drinking coffee too. If I have it hot, it completely destroys my insides. I can tolerate it iced, but only in small amounts. I know it's not the caffeine that messes with me since I can drink several cans of Red Bull in one sitting without any issues... I've given up on drinking coffee and only do tea now.

>>5439610
I honestly think its caffeine. Red bull has a similar effect if I drink to many in consecutive days but it took 5 days for that to hit where coffee will down me in 2-3. Acidic things never bothered me but I wonder if it was a cluster fuck combo of caffeine and acid

>>5439610
Caffeine is absorbed fastest in the stomach (it's a small acidic molecule so it diffuses best in acidic environments). Heavy sugar loads cause your stomach to empty quickly if there's no protein so it's likely that you slow the caffeine absorption with red bull or iced coffee (has a shit ton of sugar).

>>5439613
Oh okay cool. If it is the caffeine maybe you can try decaf coffee to be sure (if you want to risk it).

>>5439615
Carbonated liquids absorb quickly, so that has to be taken into account as well though. I take my iced coffee sugarless too, but thanks for your input anyway

Sometimes I wonder if it's the combination of heat, acidity and milk that does it for me. Maybe the milk curdles in my stomach or something
¯\_(´-｀)_/¯

Once I had one of these.
The next day I was violently sick to my stomach, probably from a stomach bug but I still can't eat anything with cream or sponge in it without feeling sick.

>>5437954
Had nasty experiences with hotdogs as well and stayed well away from them for years.
I swear to god I lost so much weight over that night.

>get Wendy's chili for dinner one night
>it's ok, eat it, go to bed
>wake up, throwing up, cramps
>roommate takes me to E.R.
>food poisoning and dehydration, put on an IV
>E.R. keeps moving me from room to room because they said they said my issue wasn't really important
>they won't let me leave because I have to finish the IV
>roommate leaves because he's sick of this shit (I don't blame him)
And I never ate Wendy's again. I can't even think of Wendy's without getting mad.

>around 11 years old
>steals some cookies from mom’s room
>mom was always a bit of a bitch
>mom decides to soak cookies in vinegar and force me to eat them

Another time:
>eats chocolate pudding without permission
>mom calls me into room and starts interrogation
>terrified and pissed off at this point (it was just chocolate pudding man)
>mom puts Taco Bell hot sauce in pudding and forces me to eat it

The first story put me off vinegar forever. I can't even smell it without cringing. The second story didn't have any long standing effects. The moral is just that my mother's a bitch

When I was 12, I visited a friend's house and her mom served us pancakes. The pancakes were alright, but some minutes after we ate, I suddenly (and violently) puked in their garage. I felt pretty embarrassed since it seemed like I was being rude to my friend's mom by throwing up the food she prepared, not to mention she also cleaned up my vomit. I do remember feeling a little sick even before we ate so the pancakes probably weren't the reason I puked.

In any case, years after that incident, I would feel uneasy just looking at pancakes and would refuse to eat any. I was already 20 or so when I took a chance at eating pancakes again. I enjoy pancakes now.

I had my tonsils removed and was starting to get back to eating regular food.

The docs gave me erythromycin which gave me awful stomach pains which coincided with me eating a chicken dhanask.

Now the slightest hint of cardamom taste/smell makes me feel violently ill. All in my head but I can't shift it /ck/. :(

>>5440096
Did you file a complaint?

>>5438350
>cuttelfish ball

as in its testicles or just a ball of cuttlefish

either way how horrifying

>>5440152
You must have been a fat little thing, and she was just trying to stop you from eating yourself to death.

>>5437906
>There's only ONE FUCKING GUY on /ck/ doing this, and that's OP. Shit's fucking annoying.

I was a picky eater as a kid, and would often be forced to sit at a table until I'd finished a plate. To this day, mushrooms, onions, sweet potato and lentils make me vomit horrificly if I even taste a tiny bit of them, I fucking hate them.

My parents efforts to make me a less picky eater have also made me even pickier as an adult due to so many horrible experiences with food. Even if I said I felt sick they would force me to eat, now I can only really stomach junk food since most "healthy" food just reminds me of the times I vomited at the dinner table after being forced into eating food that made me feel sick.

>>5439554
God why do people eat ghost peppers? You know that shit is gonna rape you
>my friend does a ghost pepper wing challenge at our local hot wing place
>gets to the last wing
> threw up a small amount and ended up losing
>goes outside and starts vomiting intensely
>rubs his tears away with his hands and starts screaming
His whole asian face swole up it looked fucking painful. Can't eat super spicy wings after that

>>5439569
Go back to reddit if this site bothers you so much. You must be really new if this is the first time you have seen a thread with anime images on this board.

>>5440200
You sound like you are 15. Grow up.

>>5440217
I'm 22 m8.

>>5438596
I barely ate some of that and I farted for like... 1hr straight after that.

It also tastes like shit.

>>5440239

In this context that's not a good thing.

>>5440193
>either way how horrifying

it's literally meatballs made from cuttlefish

why are people like you even on /ck/

>>5437906
>here's only ONE FUCKING GUY on /ck/ doing this, and that's OP. Shit's fucking annoying.

>>5437843
EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

>>5437906
>>5437843

For the past few weeks ive been drinking this really nice Korean lemon iced tea.

But mere hours after ive drank it, i get horrible abdominal pain and the runs like no one buisness

>>5437906
>There's only ONE FUCKING GUY on /ck/ doing this, and that's OP. Shit's fucking annoying.

>>5440396

This may sound a bit contradictory but even being a slightly picky eater, I'll try anything at least once.
This being said, I was willing to try Rocky Mountain oysters (which are not, in fact, oysters but fried bull testicles).
They were actually pretty good.
Until an hour later when they decided to violently attack my intestines. I honestly think I lost a couple pounds...
I might eat them again someday but I am definitely going to be waaaay more weary.

I once happened to get a sudden onset stomach flu coincident with a visit to a nicer burger joint. Even though I knew it wasn't the food, I couldn't eat onion rings for a few months afterwards. Why does my brain have to be so dumb?

>Me as a child
>I have a shitload of miso soup for some reason
>Eat too much and get ill
>Feel ill whenever it's mentioned
>Go to Japan several years later
>Have a meal and as per tradition it came with miso soup
>It's delicious and now I can eat miso soup whenever

My girlfriend's can't eat cabbage because the first time she had it her father tried to make it orange flavored. He fucked up, and now she vomits if she eats cabbage or lettuce.

>>5437906
I don't even watch anime anymore, but reaction-faces are a comfort item.

>>5440396
>>5440473

>>5440595
> eating steamed testicles
sounds icky, what was the price for it?

>>5440595
Was this in the US or elsewhere? I eat bull testicles once every other month or so, typically stewed.

>>5440626
They were honestly not that bad...a bit chewy but fine flavor wise. If I recall they were in the $8 to $10 range.

>>5440636
Yeah, a place in Colorado. I might actually have to try them stewed...maybe they will sit better with my stomach.

>Go to niece's birthday party
>Not feeling well to begin with but feel bad for refusing to eat anything
>Eat four slices of rainbow frosted cake that my niece shoves at me
>In the middle of playing cards, shoot up out of seat and try making it to the bathroom
>Don't quite make it
>Vomit all over the hardwood floor
>Traumatize room full of kids
>Can't eat frosting in general anymore

Never again shall I willingly consume pork rinds on top of several shots of tequila! Never!

>>5438019
Somewhat related. I used to have this picture book about these kids who explore a magical world of candy, cjocolate in particular. Every page had a gooey chocolate lake or candy coated mountains, all in a sickeningly sweet design. I don't know if it was the book or the fact that I tried to read it in a car on a hot day on the way to the pediatrician's office, but I can't and won't eat candy bars out of fear that they'll melt.

>6 years old
>I hate spinach
>Won't eat it at dinner
>Mom tries to force the fork down my throat
>Fuck that shit
>Punch her and run from dinner table
>Run to bathroom to hide
>Sit there for 4 hours
>Eventually leave bathroom
>Big brother tackles me and pins my arms
>Mom shoves spinach down my throat
>Gag and throw up
>Begin to choke on my own vomit
>Bro finally lets me go
>Trauma for life

Never eating a leafy green again. I couldn't even look at spinach without being sick until I was 16.

>>5437840
When I was young my parents got a pig. It was black and white and I called him Spot Pig. We had adventures together.

One day he ran away and I put up LOST PIG signs up and down our country road. It was sad.

I woke up early one morning and heard my parents talking about how good the bacon was. I was twelve years old before I realized.

my dad used mayo when he molested me , now I cant even look at the stuff

>>5441776
Wow your mum is a fucking stupid bitch.

This is why people should need licenses to be parents

>>5442523
story?

Some very sandy tasting liver. I thought i was eating some beef stew but it turned out to be very bitter liver. Stayed dizzy the next day and tried to make myself vomit but my body wouldn't let itself. Consider it something like edging but with vomit.

Food poisoning from salsa which hit at the same time I got a severe migraine, I was puking my guts out and writhing in pain on the floor, couldn't stomach anything but yoghurt for a couple of days, so I'm always a bit reluctant to eat salsa. For many years I couldn't touch the stuff at all.

>>5437840
I fucking hate lamb meat

>Be me 20 years ago in health food store
>wtf is quinoa?
>buy some
>cook it at home
>states weird, but eat it anyways
>hour later headache like a nail in my eye
>turn pale and shaky
>run to toilet
>explode from both ends for almost an hour
>exhausted, shaky and almost green by now
>pass out for an hour
>wake up and feel a little better

That quinoa must have been sitting there for years (this was before the quinoa craze), and gone completely rancid. I didn't know what the stuff was supposed to taste like, so I had no idea.

Now the stuff is everywhere, but I usually pass on it. Left me very distrustful of high protein grains.

>>5442581
It wasn't from salsa in central america, it was from shit from china, they were putting shit into toothpaste.

>>5437840
>Be around 10 years old
>Really like Garlic Bread
>Eat it often
>Parents decide to make me some homemade Garlic Bread
>It's fucking Delicious
>Eat the entire fucking thing
>Like an entire family's serving worth of the shit
>Parents just leave me to it, It's a one of thing they don't expect anything bad to happen
>Later that night I begin throwing up, pretty much uncontrollable
>This goes on for days, I'm physically drained by the end of it
>Never eat Garlic Bread again (Not for a long time anyway). The sight, smell and even look of it make me feel sick

Worst thing is that it wasn't even the Garlic Bread that caused it. My family ate it and were perfectly fine. It was probably something else I'd eaten in the day.

Also, Garlic Bread seems to to haunting me:

>Be around 18-19
>Friends order Pizza as we are too drunk to cook (Brit Bong, it was legal)
>They get Garlic Bread
>The alcohol or some shit actually gives me the courage to try it
>Spew
>Blame the alcohol
>Continue spewing for days after

I have a garlic bread phobia now. And I'm not even allergic or anything. I can eat any other dish with Garlic.

>>5438019
I used to have horrendous car sickness. I have a related story.

>be about 12 years old
>hate car journeys
>the only time I'd be willing to get in a car was if I was with my Grandma, something about her driving made it so I wasn't sick. (Probably cos' I sat in the front seat)
>she had a glove compartment full of sweets; Mints, Toffee's, Chocolates etc.
>Bon Bons' catch my eye
>I eat 2 entire bags of them
>sick feeling rises
>throw up into a carrier bag, acidic lemony and strawberry Bon Bon sick is burning my throat
>carrier bag has a hole in the bottom of it
ohshit.jpg
>sick all over my lap

To this day I can't eat Bon Bons. I just remember the burning I'd get in my throat and it turns me away immediately.

>>5442617
Hmmm, sounds like you didn't wash it.
Quinoa has a natural bitter coating of saponins, which dissolve when quinoa is rinsed. Some people are more sensitive to the soapy taste/presence of saponins than others.
Congrats, you gave yourself soap poisoning.

despite eating healthy and taking supplemental fiber, my shits are still soft as fuck

but traumatizing shit has only happened once, food wise.

>saturday night years ago
>drinking vodka while watching movies
>bottle now empty
>wat.jpg
>a few hours later feel super sick
>vomit in the toilet and pass out
>spend all sunday either passed out next to the toilet or vomiting
>finally wake up late sunday night
>hungover till wednesday

it was really a one off thing and i've stopped getting drunk since then

>>5442679
>Congrats, you gave yourself soap poisoning.
I was a young man whose sense of adventurous eating overshadowed his food knowledge. Served me reasonably well when it came to finding delicious stuff for pocket change in immigrant neighborhoods. Sure as fuck didn't work in the health food store.

one time a friend of mine gave me an alcoholic drink made out of flavoured vodka and orange soda - he said it's like creamsicle or something
when the said bottle was about about an inch to emptiness, he told me to chug it.
then i got sick later and puked and it tasted so sweet and cloying and of orange soda and of burning alcohol.
fuck flavored vodkas

>>5437872
are you like mrsa riddled from the antibiotics?

I had a roommate that would
>masturbate by rocking back and forth rubbing his gut against his penis
>as he is singing along to fallout boy
>all the while eating cottage cheese

Seeing the white chunks of dribbling cheese dry along the sides of his face while grunting and making eye contact with me was too much.

sometimes I even hear his fucking grunting accompanied by this if my mind wanders, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC1BRSCCIG4

>>5440152
the moral is that you're fat and disobedient

>>5440200
you can't be helped,anon
you'll be living off chicken tenders for the rest of your life

>>5438488
been through the cystic acid thrpugh high school too, brah. I know your (literal and metaphorical) pain

seriously those pieces of shit hurt like fuck

>>5442556
you're the vingegar cookie and hot sauce pudding guy right?
stop being a fatty

>>5439255
Please elaborate, anon

Mother
fucking
mini
marshmallows

>be 5
>about watch my first broadway
>hell yeah lion king
>after the performance mom suggests we go make some hot chocolate
>but alas
>we were out of marshmallows
>mom takes me out to buy some and I end up getting like 3 packs of mini marshmallows and some shitty hershey's chocolate sauce
>decide that instead of hot chocolate, I'd make a 'cake'
>and by cake I mean putting 2 packs worth of marshmallows on a plate and decoratively splatter chocolate sauce and sprinkles all over it
>eat
>it
>all
>an hour later i start feeling sick as fuck
>spend the next two days puking and crying
>be 18 now
>still can't look at marshmallows without feeling nauseous

>>5442652
sounds like my story, anon
>decide to order a whole large pizza for myself because i was starving from adderall binge + finals
>love garlic
>large cheese pizza with garlic
>get faded as fuck
>eat the whole pizza
>light another joint, when halfway done I started to get sick
>vomit garlicky gloop
its ok though i still love garlic

>>5437840

yeah, i have one about peaches

>~6 years old
>school trip on a mountain house with a farm
>diner time, fuck yeah
>peach as dessert, about to cut it in half
>teacher: anon, stop, don't eat it!
>motherfucking big centipede comes from peach
>disgusted about eating peaches for almost 2 years after that

still got chills when i remember that

>>5437840
Last year, i had an internship at a company that's imports sea food from around the world and then sells it to other companies and restaurants.
>one day, a few samples of 'these fuckers' came in and it was our job to judge them if it would be worth it to import more.
>at the end of the workday, my boss gave my a box of those tiger shrimps in order to try them and see how they tasted.
>back at home, with zero shrimp cooking experience, i tried to bake some in a frying pan.
>when they looked done, I added some spices and then tried to enjoy my meal.
>didn't taste too bad and i thought of trying to make some more.
>After lifting at the gym, i went to bed, but i suddenly felt like shit.
>rushed to the bathroom and emptied my whole stomach.
>rest of the night felt like a nightmare. had a constant taste of shrimp in my mouth and it only made me feel even sicker.
>now, everytime when i smell something that looks like shrimp, i spontaneously begin to shiver. Never again

>>5442801
Holy shit, that's awful. They used the interns as guinea pigs? Was it just an issue of not knowing how do shrimp, or was it the shrimp?

>>5440096
Don't eat wendy's chili, its made with burgers past the throwaway period(6+ hours in the steam tray)

>>5442761
no, who's that? I'm very curious how you thought I would be this "vingegar cookie and hot sauce pudding guy". he sounds interesting

>>5437840
Some dude at a party forced me to eat a cartons worth of softboiled eggs when I was high.

To this day my gag reflex goes into full auto if egg touches my mouth.

>>5442970
>forced
details pls

>>5442975
I was so dazed that I could hardly move, and this guy kept pushing eggs into my mouth basically.
I tried to move away as much as I could, turned my head away etc, but he just kept pushing eggs into my mouth, no idea if he was sober or not.

I can't handle eating eggs unless they are scrambled or poached. Salmonella is something I never want to go through again. Even watching someone else eat an over-easy egg gives me stomach pains.

>>5442811
thanks for your sympathy. well, the fact was that normally the shrimp would be thrown away after the tests,but i volunteered to take some with me and my boss said that it was a perfect opportunity to find out how they actually tasted.

I think it was a little of both. the shrimp had bin outside the freezer for quite some time and i had no idea how long they actually had to cook.

>>5442984
sounds sexual

>>5442984
Looks like you ran into eggs copypasta anon

>I say "you dont have to do anything but you have to eat this" as I hand her a bowl of eggs.

I have crohn's disease.
During a flare when it was diagonosed, eating or drinking anything at all with make me throw up nearly instantly. I was kept alive in the hospital.

Even after the flare passed, the mere act of trying to cook or go shopping would induce violent vomiting because of the sights and smells, even though I could eat fine at that point. And since I was living alone, there wasn't a lot I could do about it. That was a bad time.

>>5443079
i ate 10 slices of meat lovers pizza, felt really full
[was on a bulk]

Maybe it wasn't good properly or something but I ate a tuna melt at a diner once and found myself in the hospital a couple of hours later...
I still eat tuna just fine but I refuse to eat tuna melts...especially from diners.

>>5444293
*cooked not good
sorry about that...

>>5443082
dude, that sucks.
i have crohn's too, but no where near as severe. mine is strictly large-intestines. no pain (most of the time) or vomiting, but you just can't eat a damn thing.
anything with more than X amount of fiber in it, and i may as well have just made a meal of iron wool, as far as what follows in concerned.
as much as it sucks for me, i can only imagine what people with much more severe cases than mine have to go through

>>5443082
>>5444318
I know these feels. Sorry to hear you get so sick. I had one flare like that and ended up losing a good 30 lbs in a month.
Red meat is bad for me. If i see a commercial where someone squeezes a burger and the juices run out, my gut starts to hurt.
I havent eaten applesauce since i was 4, had a bowl, then realized there was vinelike something growing in the jar

>>5439571
I wanna fucking slap you for "Benny"

>>5437840
Hot Pockets

>>5442523
is that a euphemism or does your father have a very odd and specific fetish?

>>5442822
is that the secret to delicious chili?

>>5440195
you should be shot

>>5444359
SAME. I ate one, puked, and I can't even think about them without getting sick.

>>5439571
... by "benny" you mean the Hollandaise, right?

after a disastrous attempt at making pizza when I was younger, ketchup is just repulsive to me.

But I never really liked it before that, but now I can't even have it on my plate

>>5440024
If someoen gave me a plate of those I wouldn't be able to stop eating them

>>5437840
Yea. I got really drunk one time and learned why we don't use rancid oil. The whole next day was wrenching cramps, dry heaving and general misery.

Now I can smell even the tiniest hint of that shit in anyone's cooking ... it's surprisingly common.

>drinking shit rum with a buddy they just got done with a really messy break up
>I end up drinking nearly two full bottles
>eat some delicious left over steak I had
>therestroubleabrewin.gif
>projectile vomit a stream of dragon fruit rum and liquid meat onto my kitchen floor
>the insanely sweet smell of the rum
>keep vomiting
>wake up next day on kitchen floor and friend passed out on the couch
>I can no longer drink rum or smell it period
>took a shot of the dragonfruit rum
>immediately started puking
>try it again a month or so later
>same thing
just smelling it makes my head spin and I start to salivate and dry heave.

I came home from work at 3am one night, completely dark, popped kiev in the oven took it out later, at about 3/4 of it and thought it tasted really odd. turns out it was almost completely raw, I can't eat kiev now.

cooking when tired, only once.

>>5442767
I feel this feel

>>5441776
>punching your mother

naw, fuck off, child

>>5442738
a-are we just ignoring this guy's post?

I once got the flu and was so sick that all i could do was lay still in a semi conscious state and my brother the fatfuck was in the kitchen making the worlds most unhealthy taco meat in what im guessing was two inches of canola oil and taco sauce. The smell caused me to hallucinate that he was cooking a giant earwig. Very vivid like an acid trip.

Had a similar experience except the animal was a prehistoric fish.

I have a hard time with meat in general...

>>5437840
When I was 7 years old I saw that scene in Indiana Jones and the temple of doom where they are at the banquet and the guy cuts open a snake and little baby snakes come crawling out.

I didn't eat hot dogs, spaghetti, mac n cheese, or anything vaguely cylindrical for about 3 years

>>5439540
This same thing happened to me, except for nutty bars and the summer of 1994 or so

>>5442617
>hour later
pretty sure food born illness takes 6-10 hours before the first symptoms appear.....what did you eat earlier?

Wow. It's like you guys are huge pussies.

It's one thing if you try it and don't like it or if you choke on something phallic and avoid those things but seriously? Some of the stuff here makes you seem like huge babies.

Man up.

>>5445179
Looks that way doesn't it? So you can fuck off and stop samefagging your shitty story now

>>5445175
he was 6 and obviously learnt it from his cunt of a mother

>>5437906
I only clicked on this thread because of Ika. I stayed and read it for you.

>>5439610
>I can drink several cans of Red Bull

Why would anyone do that to themselves?

>>5442952
Denile mode ENGAGE.

>>5437843
Go to bed BBQKING

>>5437897
posting on /a/ now

>>5442822
I didn't know that at the time. Wish I did, would have saved me some E.R. bills.

>>5445374
>misspelling mode ENGAGE

seriously I have no idea what you're talking about

>>5445201
must have been hell on your dad

I once choked on a rather large piece of pork...because I was a stupid kid and didn't chew my food properly. After that, I would avoid pork like the plague for several years.
Though now that I have brought myself to trying it again....I realize that pork just isn't my thing taste wise...so I still don't eat.

ate pork chops, had a stomach bug the next day, then tonsillitis, even the thought of them makes me feel nauseous

ate chicken, drank tequila, vomited, no more tequila for me
>maybe it was the fact i did 6 in a row

I never really liked Mac and cheese much when I was a child. But the one time I try it, I ended up with an awful stomach virus that lasted for a few days.

I know it wasn't the Mac and cheese, but I can't even look at it or smell it without getting nauseous.

>>5445238
>b-but he must be samefagging to bring attention to an interesting post

You sure seem salty though

>Living in shitty east Texas town because work
>Good grocery store is hour drive away
>Roommate and I frequent the Little Grocery Store of Horrors in our town as a result
>Decide to make chili because non-Texan co-worker hasn't had good chili yet
>Pressed for time, hit the local store for dinner ingredients
>Initiate chili-making
>Bullshitting with roommate and co-worker over beer
>Finish cooking
>Eat
>Taste a little off, but we power through
>More drinking, co-worker decides to sleep on couch instead of driving home
>Fast-forward several hours
>Wake up and sit bolt upright at 2:30 AM
>What is this horror in my digestive tract that I feel?
>Immediately vomit into my crotch
>Hear someone else wake up in another room and bolt for the bathroom
>Sounds of thundering epic diarrhea from in there
>Third apartment occupant wakes up
>The sounds reach his ears and he runs across the apartment
>Slams open door to the balcony
>Starts vomiting over the rail

Best part of puking into my crotch? I sleep naked, so I had to emerge in the partially-digested-chili-coated nude and shower off once my roommate finished expelling his intestines into the toilet.

All three of us were laid up there for the next three days while we recovered. To this day I can't make my special chili without feeling queasy. Fuck you, Brookshire Bros. grocery, and your shitty, shitty meat selection.

>>5437843
I'm with this guy

>>5447152
Which town do you live in? I live in East Texas and I would like to avoid that Brookshires like the plague.

>>5437840

One time I ate too much pickled herring then drank too much vodka and felt like shit and didn't touch either of them for years.

Then I realized the error of my ways and made an effort to like them again. Herring I like again and I still don't care for vodka

>>5437840
Ate a pancake while extremely hung over at a friend's house when I was 17 or so, projectile vomited all over his kitchen in front of his parents. I can still eat some pancakes, but I can't eat the smaller more dense ones anymore.

>>5447234
This was in Corrigan. About halfway between Lufkin and Livingstone.

Thankfully it was only temporary. That particular company project lasted only a few months and now I'm spending most of my time around San Antonio and Carrizo Springs.

>>5447323
Small dense pancakes, also known as American pancakes are sickly as fuck. I can't stand the things.

Much prefer English pancakes which are similar to French crepes.

>>5447354

American pancakes aren't dense. They're fluffy.

>>5447354
i knew brits and britboos were bad at english, but come on

crepes are sickly, pancakes are large fluffy and hearty

>eating pork rinds and hotsauce
>chewing cheeing chewing--what the fuck is this
>it's a bristle

I mean I understand that I am eating fried pig's skin, but it really grossed me out. I'll probably be eating them again in a few months, though.

also

>diet has been probably 3/4 toast for years
>be really underweight
>be drunk
>get drunk-hungry
>make and eat two pieces of toast
>bringing my toast-total for the day up to 5 pieces of toast, and nothing else but beer
>go to bed
>spend the whole next day shitting orange water
>keeps up for days
>continue eating toast as usual
>no cramping or anything, just that sudden horrifying feeling that you are going to shit yourself
>link shitting orange water to toast
>stop eating toast, wheat/rye/barley products in general
>stop shitting orange water

I miss toast. My mom, aunt, cousin and grandfather all have celiac disease, though, I guess my time had come.

>>5447364
>>5447369
They're extremely dense compared to English pancakes.

>>5447532
so....if crepes are more dense than American pancakes, which are fluffier and breadier, whereas crepes are rubberier for lack of a better word, and very flat, how are English pancakes like crepes and also less dense you're killing me m8

>>5447544
English pancakes aren't like crepes, they're similar in that they're a similar shape, thinness and use a few of the same toppings.

English pancakes have a creamier taste and are lighter.

Anyway I still don't buy that American pancakes are fluffy, maybe to an American mouth. But to anyone else they're extremely sickly and dense, leaving a horrid after taste at the back of the throat. I remember going to America as a teen, ordering pancakes expecting the glorious pancakes I expect but being given those horrible little thick circles covered in syrup. My teeth felt like they hadn't been brushed in months after that.

>>5447565
>sickly
you keep using this word and do not know what it means

crepes are sickly
wilted salad greens are sickly

thick fluffy pancakes are not sickly

>English pancakes aren't like crepes, they're similar in that they're a similar shape, thinness and use a few of the same toppings.

so english pancakes share the one trait of crepes that makes them actual crepes- how thin they are. all pancakes are the same shape and use the same toppings

please stop shitposting

>>5447565
> But to anyone else they're extremely sickly and dense, leaving a horrid after taste at the back of the throat.
yup... its like eating a loaf of bread or something.

crepes > pancakes.
never tried english pancakes

>>5447578
sickly
ˈsJkli/
adjective
adjective: sickly; comparative adjective: sicklier; superlative adjective: sickliest
1.
often ill; in poor health.
2.
(of a flavour, smell, colour, etc.) unpleasant in a way that induces discomfort or nausea.

>2

Nope, I was correct in my use of sickly and American pancakes are definitely sickly.

>so english pancakes share the one trait of crepes that makes them actual crepes- how thin they are
Wrong again, sonny. The difference in how they're cooked which vastly changes the taste and texture.

>all pancakes are the same shape and use the same toppings
Only crepes are generally served more as a savory food and only occasionally have sweet toppings. English pancakes tend to be: ground cinnamon, lemon juice and sugar.

>>5442796
Oh shit. I would never recover.

>>5439530
I get my omeprazole for free (in america mind you)
why does everyone on the internet have such shit insurance

>>5440096
well you're a bitch for going to the ER for getting sick for one night

>>5440200
Being forced to finish my plate was never an issue. It was a good thing as far as I am concerned. What fucked me up was when my step brother decided to take it upon himself to force feed me dinner. He took half of an enchilada, wrenched open my mouth, and shoved it down.
I puked alllll over him, my stepdad beat the shit out of him, and i still can't eat enchiladas 13 years later

>be six
>be poor
>be immigrant
>attend Chicago Public Schools
>be served "ravioli"
>never had it before
>rubbery pasta filled with ground beef covered in rejected Ragu
>It's nice and warm
>Raised to never waste food
>OK, be brave anon
>Try it
>Smells funny
>Look around, everybody is enjoying it
>Can't bring myself to chew it
>Swallow it whole
>Won't go down
>Can't breathe
>Feel myself turning red
>Nobody notices
>Feel it slowly crawling its way down in small "slides"
>Finally goes down
>Breathe heavily
>Everyone stares at me like I'm a weirdo
>Look down at my tray for the rest of the lunch period and not touch a thing

It wasn't until I was served some ravioli at a wedding in my teens that I tried the stuff again, now I love it, but Chef Boyardee remains the nemesis of my elementary school years

>>5448025
not everyone is on govt assistance and or medicaid

>>5444768
I have that same reaction with tequilla.

>>5437923
You don't actually have a brain, do you?

>>5437859
to be fair, there are 5 boards dedicated to nippon.
this isn't one of them.

>Go to Italy they said
>Enjoy the rich food and culture they said
>Know what this is before trying it. Still eat it.
>Oh Gods
>My cheese is attacking me.
>Maggots in my fucking hair
>Why is this delicious
>Vomit profusely.

In all honestly the cheese is very pungent and delicious. But the shit flying at me while I tried to eat it just honestly...made me never want to eat soft cheese again unless I bought it from a fucking deli.

>>5437840
I ate a day old sandwich that had mayo, the mayo went bad apparently. Probably one of the most horrible things i've tasted. Just thinking about it makes me heave