/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5429424
O-One salad please, with extra mayo and dressing.

ill has the chikun

>>5429424

Grits

Pulled pork

no wait maybe prawns

fuk that: i go with the catfish!

Gimme a deep-fried pig hock, extra bbq sauce please.

As a side I'll have some chitlins, a cow tongue, and a one-pound piece of corn bread

To drink, get me a pint of pure pork grease

Fried chicken
Collard Greens
Black-eyed peas
Corn bread
Sweet Tea
Chess Pie

Then I'll be ready to order the Main Course!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zDHSLDY0Q8

>ordering anything but the ribs

>>5429467
Fuck, beat me to it.

A country fried steak, pulled pork sammich, biscuits and gravy, collard greens, corn bread, and red beans with a wild rice blend.

>>5429424
some fried catfish with a side of collard greens and for dessert a whole fucking sweet potato pie.

>>5429424
I can't decide between fried fish and red beans and rice, or chicken fried steak with gravy and mashed potatoes. Hell, give me the fish fry.

>>5429522
>chicken fried steak with gravy and mashed potatoes.

This is soul food?

Pork chops, yams, mac and cheese, and corn bread, please. Sweet tea to drink. Peach cobbler for desert.

>>5429424
po'boy, hoppin' john, cornbread, fried okra, pecan pie, sweet tea

>>5431629
lololol how poor are you

do you have the chicken nugger?

>>5431630
poor enough to wipe my ass with benjamins
>implying poor people food can't be delicious
lol, uncultured swine

>>5431637
>makes fun of poor people
>says poor people foods delicious

>>5431643
yes, because mac and cheese and a pulled pork sandwich is the same as a toothless gas station attendant
>being this dumb and poor
lol. you do know that people with money can appreciate different kinds of food cultures, right?

>>5431648
>comes from lower-middle class family
>makes fun of poor people
bet your parents are proud

>cultures
you do know poor isnt a culture. peasant food varies wildly

>>5431658
>came from a poor family and worked hard to make enough to retire before 30
>makes fun of poor people
damn right i do, if i can do it, poor people have no excuse not to.
>cultures
did i say poor was a culture? clearly soul food is part of the southern cuisine, just like mexican food in Baja CA.
please tell me where i said all peasant food was the same, jethro

>>5431637
>>5431643
>>5431648
>>5431658
>>5431661

>>5431661
>came from a poor family and worked hard to make enough to retire before 30
>makes fun of poor people
damn right i do, if i can do it, poor people have no excuse not to.

yeah, this is the typical mentality of a normal human being. See, every human being has a natural dendency to.... to dream. To think that his life could be .. purrty good.

If your life is bad... unless you're Ghandi or Buddha, you're gonna be like "this is fucked up! This is unfair. I'm just as able as these other guys, why am I poor?"

And so you try to work hard, very hard, but you fail.
> poor person: yeah, i worked hard and i failed. life is unfair.

And then you got the guys that worked hard and succeeeded.
> well, all you have to do to stop being poor is work hard, and you'll get ahead in life. Just look at me - i came from shit, and now im the shit.

Okay, but you see? Those two people could be the same fucking guy for all you know. If life is treating you good - you feel like you're doing good. If life is treating you like shit, you feel like you're doing good but life is treating you like shit.

Moral of this comment is we should all be nicer to each other. poor people should realize that they'd be assholes too if they had a bunch of money that people constantly ask for.

And rich people.... you used to be poor people. Have a little compassion, you fucking bastards. It's not always as easy as working hard. There are a lut of luck-influenced factors to success including a Mom and Dad at home for the entire childhood, and some connections in a decent industry.

Ain't no immigrant with a stepdad getting success. Shit's out of league. Have compassion.

>>5431677

Why is trolling so easy nowadays?

>>5431695
I have no compassion for someone that sits at home all day and doesn't read the classifieds or look on Craigslist for employment. Too many people want instant gratification without working for it. Background has fuck all to do with it. There are people in Asia who are the sons of poor farmers who find their way into MIT and become surgeons. All it takes is dedication and commitment, which nobody with skin browner than SPF Dublin seems to want to do.

>>5431716
> I have no compassion for someone that sits at home all day and doesn't read the classifieds or look on Craigslist for employment
i do that. I'm unemployed for over a year. Tell me how you hate me more. I get some calls, most of them are Insurance companies trying to hire more slaves... I don't get any IT jobs like I'm trying to cause that's my experience. I can fall back on Sales and be a fucking sales man but ive done that for too many years and im burnt out on that front. Rather be a secretary in an office with A/C.

> There are people in Asia who are the sons of poor farmers who find their way into MIT and become surgeons.
tell me more anecdotes about successfull people like my grandma does. "You know Jeoffrey has an MBA now, hes going to be a speaker in front of 500 people. What are you doing with your life?"
Nothing, grandma....

You know... i know a guy, and he's really successful. Everyone should be like him. His name is "/ck/'s resident Bentley Richfag !l6.gs61mzc " and if i tell you about how he got to be richfag, you're going to want to stop fucking around, and start focusing on your career."

blah blah blah BLAH

>>5429424
>Shawnqeesha
>soul food specials

>implying that even if there was a waiter, he'd be that dressed up

>>5431735
>I don't want to work for a living unless it's in a specific field and I'm not competent enough to find employment in that field

fucking parasite

>>5429467
>orders a cellar door and a human foot
>nothing out of the ordinary here

That's great. Why have I not been watching this show?

>>5431735
>I don't get any IT jobs like I'm trying to cause that's my experience.

What's your experience and how old are you? If your age is 40+ don't bother replying you're unhireable.

>>5431951
>wanting to find a job in the field you trained for makes you a parasite

How does that even work?

>>5432492
>sitting at home sucking on the taxpayer's teat and declining job offers because you're only willing to work in a specific field that doesn't want you

It doesn't matter if you're trained to be a classical painter, a pianist, a librarian, a fucking candlestick maker or an IT Tech, if your field doesn't want you and you're opting to sit on your ass and collect welfare instead of working you are a parasite.

>>5429424
I'll have some KKKoffee and a plate of fried Jim Crow Wings

hop to it, boy

>>5431935

>>5431735
>>5433585
the government ought to set up some kind of exchange program where starving people from dirt-poor countries like Moldova come here and we ship them our lazy work-shy dumbfucks to go cry about the lack of IT jobs over there

Fried okra, fried chicken, fried collard greens and a glass of fried tea.

>>5431735

>>5429424

collard greens, black eyed peas and cornbread please

no watermelon and kool-aid yet?

proud of you, /ck/

>>5433613
>memeful
>9gag

>>>/reddit/

>>5433612
I have chapped lips and nostrils from a bad cold I have. You made me laugh and now my face is bleeding.

I'd like a rusty bucket full of fish heads and razor wire. And donkey teeth, straight out of a donkeys mouth. Fuck it, any animal tooth will do, I want you to fry it in a honey glaze and fatback and serve it in an old coffee can. In fact, bring me some dandelion greens, a cow hip, and a dog face. Wrap that whole mess up in an old ebony magazine and serve it to me in a shoebox.

Fried chicken, Waffles, and a side of ribs, baby. MMMMmmmmmmm! Heaven on a plate.