/ck/ - Food & Cooking

lol

>>5421676

>lookmomiposteditagain.jpg

Are people really this fucking stupid?

>>5421696
Only the people that will take this stale pasta seriously.

>>5421676
>our bodies sequence the DNA in our food before we ingest it
what

http://www.eatingwell.com/nutrition_health/nutrition_news_information/the_13_biggest_nutrition_and_food_myths_busted?page=10

>>5421676

>>5421676
I heard the microwaves vibrate the molecules to create beyond what would be normal heat, causing a much more intense friction between the molecules and also reversing their polarity like a zillion times per second.

supposedly, this denutritionalizes the food because it screws up all the proteins and vitamins, turning them into carcinogenic compounds.

It sounds legit to me because it turns my pizza/chicken/anything that goes in, besides rice, into molten lava hot soggy rubber. besides it making my food taste like shit, I feel good by not using this thing.

>>5421795
honestly, I rather just use one pot on the stove to reheat something properly, or I could use the oven with a cookie sheet or something depending on the food. I have gone without using the microwave for years, and my food has still been warm when I wanted it to be. I also avoid teflon pans as well as aluminum/copper/nonstick ceramic diamond coated bullshit pans, only cast iron or stainless steel for me.

>>5421696

Yes. Just check the main page of the site, not just that retarded article.

They are fucking insane.

>>5421825
>>5421696
wow are people really this stupid that they think everyone who doesn't like microwaves is stupid?

>>5421867
I think it depends on your reasons for not liking them.

>>5421867

wow are people really so stupid that they don't know what context is?

>>5421676
How does DNA in some food get effect your own DNA? It doesn't work that way you blithering idiot. Go listen to Alex Jones some more, the space aliens might give you the anal probe.

>>5421886
wow your so stupid that you think im stupid because I think that your stupid for thinking that im stupid some PEOPLE

>>5421893
I believe in this DNA food thing. I like to think of eating blueberries and high antioxidant foods as upgrading my DNA and allowing my body to learn something about the plants that I'm eating so that I can make modifications to my genes and DNA and become stronger faster smarter better and sexier no joke

>buy fish
>put in tap water
>fish dies in two days

YOU DRINK THAT WATER!

>>5422609
how much tap water did you put it in?

>>5421806
wow, go watch some dr oz you retarded faggot

>>5422614
2 tablespoons.

>>5422595
>I like to think of eating blueberries and high antioxidant foods as upgrading my DNA and allowing my body to learn something about the plants that I'm eating so that I can make modifications to my genes and DNA and become stronger faster smarter better and sexier no joke
You like to think very wrong then.

>>5422609
>fish come from a diverse range of ecosystems and require water with certain ph balance and elements to survive which differ from treated drinking water designed for humans
>OMG THE WATER MUST BE POISN!11!!

>>5422620
>watches dr.oz

project much?

>>5422701
no u

>>5421676
>you will never be an ocean that spans multiple dimensions

>>5421676
We already had this thread. The experiment has no control, nor did it test stovetop boiled water, not has it been replicated. I believe some of you call it "bro science". Anyway OP you're either a shill for a stovetop company or a fucking retard, and either way you should /ck/ill yourself.

>>5421676
>water
>DNA

Uhm.
You know that only like 1% of DNA codes for genes, right? Cells use DNA for copies of genetic material and to make useful proteins, some of them enzymes which are really cool catalysts for chemical reactions.

DNA in food doesn't matter as long as we get the nutrients.

So I didn't read the article because of what >>5423070 said about the experiment having no control, which automatically illegitimizes anything the experiment does for me, but did it say whether the microwaved water was still hot when they poured it on the plant?

Because if it was they're even more retarded than previously thought.

>>5422595
you would have died of some hilarious cancer if any of this was true. You know from all the spontaneous mutation that would be happening to your genes.
Like 99.9% of the time genetic mutations either do nothing or are incredibly detrimental.

>>5422595
Following your logic, by eating a blueberry which has blueberry DNA in it, you'll turn into a blueberry. OK.

>>5423213
You mean that I wont get superpowers?
Damnit! I want superpowers!

>>5421676
Makes sense.

The microwave corrupts the DNA of the water organisms, then the plant naturally selects the corrupted water organisms out of the ecosystem by eating them. Simple predation.

>>5421795
> create beyond what would be normal heat,
> reversing their polarity like a zillion times per second.
> denutritionalizes the food because it screws up all the proteins and vitamins, turning them into carcinogenic compounds.

AND SO - RADIOACTIVE MAN IS BORN
> seriously you're all fucking retards.