/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Damn these things

I fucking love just eating a whole box of raw chestnut mushrooms.

>>5416508
those appear to be ports in various stages of development

I like to punish the sides of my mouth and lips with corrosion.

>>5416926
>Salt and vinegar
You're a decent guy.

>>5416498
I bought a bag of Original Bugles today. Had some of them straight and they're all right, but I'm going to dip the rest in caramel later in a desperate attempt to recreate my TRUE favorite junk food, pictured.

>tfw can't find them anywhere
>tfw it's probably for my own good

>>5416940
i like salt and vinegar pork rinds

these are so fucking good

>>5416487

I don't eat junk food. Not that I have anything against it...

just can't do it anymore. Chips are gross and salty, candy's too sweet.

a fucking snickers bar. That's the only junk i can eat nowadays... maybe twice a year ill pick one up and cut it up with a knife into slices and eat it with a fork with some Tea. Yup.

anyone outside of the Chicagoland area will not know this.

It is true pleasure

You will never go back to regular Flamin' Hot Cheetos again

I just can't stop

>>5416995
>twice a year
this guy

>>5416995
That's a cool story bro.

>>5416995
>2014
>being a walking vagina

Step aside, faggots. GOAT chips coming through.

Takis are the greatest thing on earth

as of lately

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sNRXAF0F8
>implying I eat wimpy chips

>>5416956
FUCK YOU THANKS FOR REMINDING ME

>>5417373

>>5416990
Oh, my fuck. These.

This thread is my pantry.

>>5417770
you put mushrooms in your pantry?

420 blaze it

>>5416940
I can't stop eating spicy pork rinds.

>>5418000
>High school cooking class
>making "puppy chow" and taking like 5 pounds of it home in a ziploc bag and everyone in class was swarming you worse than if you had gum

Best snack NA.

>>5418099
so good, but so fucking expensive

>>5416487
>another pleb who doesn't eat the chili limon

can't stand you people.

>>5418102

$2.50-3.50 here. Seems pretty reasonable.

>>5418099

1. Jalapeno
2. Honey Mustard & Onion
3. Sea Salt & Cracked Pepper
4. Hot Buffalo Wing
5. Bacon Cheddar

>>5418279
>$2.50-3.50 here. Seems pretty reasonable.
shit's like $4 here, and ~$1 for those tiny little gas station bags

>>5418000
oh god yes

>>5416487

Flamin' Hot crunchy is good but these are better. Add some grape koolaid for maximum blackness.

I've been having cravings for Skittles recently. Normally I don't get cravings for junk food very often, but this time it's out of my control.

>>5416990
these are my weakness

takis ruin my ass but drunk they are sooooo good. Also idk if they have betos mexican outside of utah but they have a burrito that is just onions shrimp jalapenos rice and mayo and god if i dont clog my arteries with that monster once a month

>>5418305
I just had the regular sized bag of Skittles Darkside. I highly recommend. I don't usually get candy either and feel like a faggot but they sounded so good.

For some reason my OCD doesn't allow me to chew these. It gives me some sort of sick pleasure to just press them against the roof of my mouth and suck all of the air, moisture, flavour, etc out of them.

So basically, I can eat these until my mouth is bleeding.

>>5416487
It's usually the jalapeno ones that I can't control myself from.

I haven't had any in a long time, but when I do, I will go through the bag in a day.

The true snack to put notches into your teeth and make the floor around you a littered mess.

>>5416508
Marinate them in teriyaki/soy sauce

Tastes just like fucking meat. Do it with portobellos.

Fuckin a man. Takn me back.

Fav is prob those moonpie things with choco mellow and grahm. Would get coronary heart disease by eating 2 boxes. 10/10

>>5416940
For you...

>>5416940
>You're a decent guy.
my lips and mouth hate me, though.
I have a problem, anon.

>>5418071
is puppy chow a midwest thing?

Poor ching chong here.

South korea's snack company suck people's backbone

I love opening a new pack of these. They have that... smell. Too bad the version of Lays' they have here are made from local potatoes which are shittier than the ones in the States.

>>5416926
I'm ashamed to be addicted to those, I eat one at least a week

>>5416997
Those are nignog chips.

>>5418877
Lol

And those things sucked dick anyway.
And who even eats chocopies.
I hate those things.

This thing is to die for, but I might be biased as I love everything from kinder.

I could eat any amount of almost any junkfood you could imagine

but the stand-outs would be chocolate m&ms, fruit pastilles, nacho doritos, roast chicken Pringles, and pretty much any brand of cheese and onion crisps

If I had a case of these, I'd eat them all at once.

i get one of the bigger bags of these a couple times a year and just go ham

>>5418673
It might be? I thought it was pretty popular. Especially since chex mix made those muddy buddy things. Homemade puppy chow is the fucking best though. Especially straight from the freezer

>>5417132
THIS ALMOST LOOKS LIKE HUMAN LANGUAGE BUT THEN ITS NOT

>SHOARMA KNOFLOOK SMAAK
WAT

More kimchi land junk food

This is 1~1.5$

It's just opened.

3$ south korea cookie

Fucking oversized box

>>5419037

>imported from Germany

They're a German invention?

>>5418673
No it's a dog thing.

>>5419108
>They're a German invention?
Not sure. All I know is the only place i can get them is Aldi.

Favorite chip

>>5416487
where do you even find large bags of these anymore? I've only seen tiny bags at wal-mart for the last like 6 years.

Very complex flavour for a crisp.

>>5419170
Zapps are GOAT. Any other brand is shit compared to them.

>>5418313
Mah nigga. These are my poison.

>>5419074
It's Dutch. Amerilards can't into shoarma for some reason. It's kind of like a gyro. Knoflook is garlic and smaak is taste.

But these are kapsalon flavored. A kapsalon is a like a bowl of french fries, gyro meat, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spicy sauce, and garlic sauce. Those are kapsalon flavored chips.

>>5419263
where can i get some

>>5419263
YOUR LANGUAGE IS JUST FUNNY AS SHIT, ALL THOSE DOUBLE VOWELS, VOOORT SMAAAK

WE INTO SHWARMA IN MOST CITIES, JUST OURS IS MADE WITH A W

GOTO THE REAL TOWELHEADS THAT USE LAMB THEY MAKE IT BEST

SOME HALAL CARTS IN MIDTOWN HAVE LINES AROUND THE BLOCK DURING LUNCHTIME

>>5419325
YOUR LOCAL MOSQUE, IE YUROP

Master race reporting in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB25PdY3Hn8

Expensive, indulgent, high caloric, yet delicious.

>>5419459
>no going for superior jalapeno ones

>>5419470

I enjoy both.

My new favorite chip flavor

>implying

This.

>>5420062
er, this. No idea why it's a gif.

>>5420013
Stuff some Pocky in it, nerd.

>>5420071
gif does not mean it's always going to be animated, it's just a format that's good for compressing images in general if you need a small filesize

would take over a bag of chips any day.

fat fucks. You know you can eat just as much steak and burgers and you wouldn't be fat if only you didn't fucking eat a bag of chips, a big gulp, and some fucking cupcake every 30 minutes?

just a thought

>>5420125

I used to love these before I became a vegetarian, and a heath nut in general. Of course, I was also nearly 100 lbs. overweight back then too.

Not it seems my biggest sin is the occasional spoonful of peanut butter.

>>5420152

>i know what everyone in this thread looks like
>i know the eating regimens of everyone in this thread
>i'm ridiculously insecure

Some reason I enjoy these better than the original kind

>>5420152
First time I've ever called someone out on projecting

Excuse me, Steven Colbert coming through

>2014
>not getting that hint of limon wit your fuego
>stay pleb op

I'm not a fatass. I don't eat junk food. Damn Amerifags

>>5418952
you shut your faggot mouth

>>5418432
>Fuckin a man.

>>5420793
you don't like fucking men?

>>5416487
When I was in middle school, I knew this one latina bitch who would eat this shit every lunch, every day. Just why. It doesn't even taste good and it lights your ass on fire.

At least get the ones with lime or even better, this: >>5416926

>>5420793
Have you never heard of the phrase
>Fucking A
?

>>5420545
or this. Win.

>>5418279
Do you guys not have plain cheddar ones down in the states? Those are fucking top tier, I mix mine with the jalapeno ones.

>>5419470
The Jalapeno ones are too salty for me. I think the best ones are the honey mustard and onion, then buffalo.

>>5418000
IVE LIVED MY WHOLE 14 YEARS WITHOUT EVEN SEEING THESE ONCE

IM BUYING SOME 2MORRO

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>>5421033
>inb4

Don't judge me

>>5421033

>>5421033
Based mods are based.

Also, these mofos. Melt in your mouth.

>>5421033
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>>5421033
Good job, mod

>>5421033
MODS = FAGS

>>5422072
Oh God, Snyder cheese curls. They're the devil. "Eat the whole bag, anon. You know you can..."

Cursed things.

>>5422130
that phrase doesnt auto ban you anymore? I got banned on /tv/ last summer and spammed the appeals box with it a few dozen times. Got myself a permaban obviously, a couple months later i tried to say it once and got myself a little auto ban. Later when te whole 'make a 4chan banner' contest i made one featuring the phrase that briefly made the page, however i havent seen it in months.

>>5419052
YES

>>5416926
>>5416926


mah niggah

I have the biggest sweet tooth.

>>5416953
those and shrimp chips

>>5416990
awe man these things taste like fried chicken skin. favorite crisps evah.

>>5419979
hell yeah mah nigga

>>5420531
me too

>>5421033
Based mods puttin in wurk

>>5417373
Now they are.

Back in high school. Andy caps hot fries and skor bars. Smoke an L and I was set for like 10 bucks worth of fries and skors, fat assing in style.