/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Tacos can come in many varieties and flavors, they are the ultimate snack

Here is a fried taco

>>5373424
if the taco uses flour tortilla, then the taco is shit.

>tfw reheating corn tortilla tacos and it turns to mush

>>5373428
They can also be steamed

>>5373433
and be rolled in a pita bread

>>5373436
could come out of humble street carts

>>5373442
can i eat them with a mouse?

>>5373442
or in the top restaurants in the world

>>5373453
Now. lets talk about the fillings and flavors

>>5373459
You have pork

>>5373464
chicken

good lord post more

>>5373471
duck

>>5373430

It's unfortunate, but you are in fact incorrect.

go on!

>>5373476
beef

>>5373486
seafood

>>5373493
lamb as well

GOAT

>>5373442
>>5373453
predictably the one from the street car looks much better

>>5373496
the possibilities are endless

>>5373499
its the best looking taco itt

the al pastor marinade looks like something you'd get in a chinese restaurant

>>5373424
>>5373442
>>5373471
>>5373476
who eats raw tortillas
>>5373436
better a burrito than a taco
>>5373453
>>5373428
looks weird one even looks more like some sort of enchilada
>>5373464
no-one is going to eat those shitty leathery red peppers, they should not really be in the salsa if they are not crushed

>>5373464
this is actually pig´s blood sausage "rellena"
>>5373507
Fideo noodle tacos are good when drinking
>>5373499
of course, it's like trying to clean up a cassoulet the look must stay
>>5373517
tortillas are by definition cooked, otherwise it's just masa
The "burrito" is actually a taco árabe
the "enchilada" is a fried taco with sauce on top, some cochinita pibil tacos are served swimming in sauce too

dear taco god, may i use your thread to ask if it's possible to make tortillas with fresh corn as opposed to dried? the tortilla is the house of the taco, after all.

On the Border Dos XX Fish Tacos with Creamy Red Chile Sauce

>>5373609
Half of these images of tacos blow. Some I would not hardly consider tacos worth eating. What sort of standards do you have?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdQ8r_SVatU

>>5373613
yes it is I already answered in your thread
>>5373662
well I just go after the ones that are tasty
maybe I'll take some pictures from the ones I do like here but mostly I cook myself

Yea, tacos are so amazing that Mexicans just renamed them a few dozen different ways and made their entire national cuisine.

>>5373837
You again with the its all the same stuff over and over again.
Your funny.

>>5373837
>shitty italians
Of course every culture in the world uses their primary starch in a myriad of ways.
But we do have tamales, atole, pozole, chileatole, esquites, pinole, pozol, huitlacoche, tazcalate, tejuino.
All from corn and different from tortilla and it's derivatives

>>5373847

Is it so inconceivable that two people could simultaneously hold an opinion that you dont like? I don't think I've ever even posted the word "taco" on 4chan before.

>>5373864
with the tone of ingrained faggotry
nah not possible

>>5373497
The very best. Birria.

http://www.bigsoccer.com/community/threads/understanding-mexican-cuisine.291205/

>>5373924
well he's kind of a cocksucker but he's mostly correct, I've read two pages and already he's making some point's that are difficult to uphold like tamales not eaten with beans or sauce or rice.

bread like exterior with various fillings inside.

how is this anything different than the basic "invention" of a donair or calzone etc

>>5373924
Every time there is an authentic Mexican thread, I post about how you can find authentic Mexican in South Texas. It is always met with the same hurr durr Tex-Mex, and muh Taco Bell isn't authentic. Fuck you pretentious cunts, everything in this link can be found in the US. It is found in border towns, I've even found it in Houston, and of all the thumb up their butts places, Austin.

>>5373999
more variations

>>5373517
>no-one is going to eat those shitty leathery red peppers, they should not really be in the salsa if they are not crushed
That chile is part of the nopal salad you dumb fuck and they are perfectly fine there.
>>5373662
>This delusional about how tacos should look like.
Keep bouncing back to taco bell you ignorant fuck.
>>5374073
I cant tell if i should support this or tell him to go eat shit and die...

>>5373424
I'd say it's a toss up between tacos and shawarma. Both are delicious, both are cheap, both can walk, but the seasonings are different enough that when I want either one, I must have that one specifically.

>>5374073
This this this. I grew up in Texas, and while of course TexMex is everywhere, so is authentic mexican food. It's like two different things. Sometimes you crave one or the other, and go to the places that serve that. People act like the millions of mexicans in Texas just suddenly stop cooking authentic mexican food as soon as they swim across the river.

>>5374554
Depends, are you a pretentious gringo who can't tell the difference between Tex-Mex and regional Mexican food or a Mexican.

>authentic Mexican

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYHHCRm-R-U

>>5374582
God damn I miss MADtv.
It should still be around instead of SNL

>>5374597
http://www.thewire.com/culture/2014/04/a-brief-history-of-fast-food-innovation/360787/

Here's that Taco Town skit people were wondering about. Scroll all the way down.

>>5374580
Mexibro
>>5374582
TOP KEK of the week

>>5374614
I've been looking for the gif of that for so long now. I had no idea it was from a SNL skit.

>Scandinavian who used to lived in LA
>Literally can't find a single place with decent mexican food
It fucking blows man

>>5374627
>complaining about the lack of mexicans
Now I've heard it all.

>>5374623
/facepalm

>>5374636
Would you like to trade? All the muslims and gypsies in Sweden for your mexicans.

>>5373424
that's and odd way to spell pizza

>>5374643
You'll have to take the negroids too and throw in a few of those blonde swedish broads.

These are the best tacos in existence.I don't care about your local taqueria , this taco has it all. the smokiness, the creaminess, the char flavor and the taste of smoked marlin is reminiscent of bacon

http://www.foodgps.com/mariscos-ruben-tijuana-mexico/

>>5374636

he's scandinavian.

>muh people of color. muh diversity.

>>5374656
>implying I wouldn't trade every somalian for african-americans

>>5374663
They're burnt to shit, guy.

>>5374664
Sounds like a traitorous cunt

>>5374664
>Mona Sahlin
That'd be like me judging America based on what Nancy Grace and Sarah Palin says.

>>5373424
you are now aware that hotdogs are freedom tacos

>>5373430
corn tortillas suck
flour tortillas are objectively the best tortilla

>>5374695
You a shit.

Different tortillas for different foods, bro.

>>5374701
flour tortillas for everything

there is not one food that tastes better with a corn tortilla than with a flour one

I just made a copycat "suicide" taco (Moontower Tacos, Denver): potatoes, chorizo, egg, avocado, cheese, bacon. Fucking delicious and one gets me full.

>>5374703
Nigga, you dumb. That is definitively untrue. Your sense of taste is broken.

>>5374695
>flour tortillas are objectively the best tortilla
flour tortillas = indian roti

corn tortillas master race

>>5374703
>there is not one food that tastes better with a corn tortilla than with a flour one
Woah woah, it's the complete opposite. Maybe you aren't cooking them properly.

>>5374703
taquitos and tostadas would like to have a word with you

>>5374729
Nevermind the crypto jew.
>inb4
>what is crypto jew and what has to do with flour tortillas?!

>>5373507

stuffed jalapeño

>all these plebs complaining about flour and corn tortilla

Taco arabe master race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIqtJ8MiOKA

but of course , the tostada reigns supreme

here we go
how you do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfgpN1jNoQQ

this looks wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfgpN1jNoQQ

>>5375303
>muh authenticity

I want white people to leave.

>>5375303

You're the reason everyone hates /ck/, and foodies in general

I bet you only eat tortillas that have been ground with a kawaii pink molcajete

>>5375303
>tacos are not served in restaurants

How fucking faggoteer.

>>5375317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AX4qpS_FEQ

Goddammit. My favorite Mexican restaurant was just closed permanently due to "unforeseeable circumstances." I've been eating at that place for 20 years.

I'm 21.

Postin' tacos to soothe my broken heart.

>>5375353
>kawaii pink molcajete
>lulwatm8?

>>5375303
The faggot in the video is doin it wrong.
Theres no real mexican way, dont be stupid.
Theres is ONLY one way.
>that nasty white tortilla

>>5375436
>>5375303
there's no such thing as an authentic anything, unless it's a highly systematized recipe like most Japanese food where there's really only one way to make it. if there's any variant on it, you can't say there's a dividing line between authentic and non-authentic.

what you can say is that there is a such thing as a Mexican taco, which is always made with ground corn and fresh herbs, rarely if ever with ground meat, and an American or Southwestern taco, which tends to be made with ground meat and fillings including shredded cheese, guacamole, and sour cream, optionally with a flour tortilla. These are two different recipes and the only core requirement for something being a taco is that it has a tortilla and some meat cooked with southwestern spices, particularly cumin and pepper.

These famous cooks fuck up when making the perfect taco.
How did they fuck up they ignore the most important part of a taco the tortilla. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz7Rc5ytHg8

>>5375473
>being this stupid.

Nig, have you ever heard the term china pizza? canadian sushi?
No?
That is because is clear to everybody that pizza is fucken italian and sushi is fucken jap.
It is the same for motherfuckin tacos.
You cannot say
>a mexican taco
Is either a taco, therefore is inherently mexican
Or is NOT and it is not mexican
>southwestern spices, particularly cumin and pepper.
>particularly cumin
>calling whatever you want tortilla

>>5375665
we have American pizza, NY pizza, Detroit pizza, and Chicago pizza, all of which are different in key ways from Neopolitan pizza (not Italian, but you wouldn't know because you probably think countries are ethnicities). we also have California sushi. there is no such thing as a cultural copyright on a food, if another region makes a variant on it then you call it [insert region here] [insert name of product here].

Tacos are my favorite food and salsa is pretty much mandatory. My most regular taco is a bean taco. All these meats are nice and all but still beans are best not fancy but best.

>>5375679
Ok fair enough.
Im gonna get a hot dog, is that murrican enough for you to comprehend?
First up, instead of using a hot dog sausage im gonna put fried tuna, because fuck you thats why.
Next instead of a hot dog bun im gonna use pumpernickel bread because why not?
Raddish mustard or any of the common topings? FUCK YOU im gonna spread some honey on it.
And im gonna call it a hot dog because FUCK YOU you aint got no copyright on shit.
Of all those faggot places with their "own" pizza. They have at LEAST 4 things in common
>flour based dough
>tomato sauce
>cheese/some sort of toping
>theyre cooked in some sort of oven
A motherfucking taco IS SO FUCKING SIMPLE
and yet you keep fucking up over and over again.

>>5375749
if your hot dog becomes common enough that it can be seen as a regional food, sure, go ahead. I know you're trying to make a point by analog, but just because it sounds ridiculous to you doesn't change the fact that it's a realistic example of cultural flow. just be sure to call it a dickland hot dog because we don't want any aspie getting confused and thinking you're referring to an actual american hot dog.

the reason why pizza seems to have less variation is because there's less things to vary. you also conveniently ignored a lot of variables. gluten-free pizza does not contain wheat flour but can still be found at pizzerias. many pizzas do not contain red sauce or cheese. and that's just American pizza, let's not get started on Japanese pizza, which may contain only dough, sausages, seafood, and teriyaki sauce or mayo. you can say it's "not authentic" but a whole fucking nation eats it anyway and does not give a shit about your "muh cultural authenticity"

Can we get some links to some recipes? Any kind of marinated meat or prepared salsa or anything. This thread is inspiring me.

>>5375774
Its impossible to help if you cant say what you can get your hands on or already have.

>>5375765
>just be sure to call it a dickland hot dog
>american hot dog

See?
Then in the immediate future please reffer to your bastardized taco version as
>freedom clams
we don't want any murrican getting confused

>>5375782
I live in Austin so I'm pretty confident I can find almost any kind of legitimate mexican spice or pepper or whatever.

>>5375774
This part is for red salsa.
>>5375235

>>5375765
This guy has it right.

>>5375786
Stop mad.

>>5375786
sure, I'll page the country of America and tell them all to update their menus

or you can come to terms with your autism. but I think the first one is easier

>>5375787
Surfin sapo makes a killer carne asada. I would leave out the olive oil. His tripitas are better than most too. Salt meat anything else maybe pepper and some garlic powder. Make batches start with the simple stuff then move on. Good tortillas with good meat and good salsa stand well enough alone. Adjust heat in salsa to taste same thing with salt.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_N169boYQg

>>5375801
>>5375802
SO, when this fagg says
>just be sure to call it a dickland hot dog
>American pizza
It is ok, its PHUNY and edgy
But if anybody else says something about their shit suddenly is
>hurr durr autism
>muh cultural authenticity
Nice atempt murricans

>>5375818
I just told you why I'm okay with you making a regional variant of my country's food (hot dog) even if it's nothing like the original, and you're still bitching that I'm a hypocrite? I get it, you hate America, you don't need to put words in my mouth so you can tell me how wrong I am.

>>5375818
>LOL MURRICAN

Doesn't solve shit you juvenile.

>>5375587
>the tortilla
only the fat mexican and the fat gringo and the thin mexican talked about it, some of the tortillas that were shown were ridiculous

I'm gonna take the spice and times it by two!

>>5375820
>>5375823

You see this motherfucker?
>>5375812
Surfin sapo, he did his homework.
He knows what he is talking about.
He didnt jump to conclusions and said:
Slap whatever the fuck you want together and call it a day.
He even knows you have to "cook" the tortilla, knows the difference between a layed down tortilla and a folded one.
Why cant you couple of faggots cant do the same?
Are stupid or something?
You dont like to learn shit?
>ah fuck it, put something into something remotely circular and call it a taco

>>5375918
so he only likes Mexican tacos. that's fine, that's totally up to his tastes. I like both American and Mexican tacos, and it's a lot easier for me to make American ones than Mexican ones, so I make American ones more often. both are legitimate tacos, one just has more of a cultural history than the other. why must you be such a culinary conservative on an image board filled with amateur cooks mostly from the lower and middle class and predominantly American?

>>5375918
>"Why cant you couple of faggots cant do the same?"
>why can't you can't
>"Are stupid or something?"

:^)

"muh cultural authenticity" (for the umpteenth time)
"fatmurriclaps are appropriating cultures!"

Damn, you're steaming about this.

>>5375926
>both are legitimate tacos
Ah you mean freedom clams?
Again, if a fuck up a hot dog fuck me right?
If you fuck up tacos, fuck me again, they are still tacos.

>>5375939
Yeah son, take the easy way out.

>>5375984
I told you twice already I don't care if you appropriate my fucking hot dog. Do I need to paste this text over a picture of a floppy dick for you to understand what the fuck I'm saying Arturo?

>>5375984
Well, it wasn't the easy way out, because in addition to criticizing your post irresponsibility, I criticized the foundation of the argument you're presenting because it holds no water. I completely agree with the other anon that Japanese pizza, while different and maybe (gasp) *WeIrD* is still pizza. So are taco variations in the States, which has a huge Mexican influence. Fuck off.

>>5373424
I made tacos once, by mixing taco seasoning with pureed garbanzo beans.
It was one of the best things I have ever eatedn

>>5376009
>>5375994

You cant be this delusional.
You cannot honestly see this and say.
>you know what? FUCK YOU they're the same.
No way, no fucking way.
Google japanese pizza.
Even the japs and his "crazy" pizza has common elements to any other pizza.

>>5376084
just like mama used to make in Naples

>>5376084
Who's "The Japs" and what's his "'crazy' pizza?"

I used to be all about corn tortillas for tacos until I ate at a mexican restaurant that was right next to a flour tortilla factory. They don't even look particularly aesthetic but they're so fucking delicious.

>ribeye, grilled onions, tomatoes, jalapenos, cheese, and refried beans

the beans are like 50% fat

yeah it's a bit americanized but fuck it, tasty is tasty

>>5376107
Common elements.
Are you really this stupid?
Are you trying to do the
>cherrypickin
>lol u got trolled
>u mad

Read this again
>>5375749
>They have at LEAST 4 things in common
Now take a look again to
>>5376084
They dont have ANYTHING in common

>>5376108
Some faggot was talking shit about japanese people making pizza with only mayo and seafood.

>>5376124
Well that "faggot" was me, and I'm not wrong. That is pizza since it's on a baked dough round with toppings. I'm trying to imagine how frustrated you are about stolen "cultures" right now and I'm not capable. You're not going to change the trajectory of modern food no matter how hard you try. What, wanna copyright the Taco© to "reverse cross-contamination?" Lel. Keep being a crybaby.

>>5376124
you just told me Japanese pizza is more like "authentic pizza" than American tacos are to their equivalent. so I picked a very popular Japanese pizza item (I live in Japan, so it's not hard for me to ascertain).

let's look at your picture
>ground beef vs braised meat
>fried corn tortilla vs steamed corn tortilla
>sour cream vs no sour cream
>cheese and lettuce vs cilantro, onion, and avocado
>tomatoes vs pico de gallo
btw lel cherrypicking most American tacos have salsa, many have avocado and onion, often the tortilla is not fried, many Mexican tacos have beef and not pork. your "no common points" argument is just total nonsense because you're cherrypicking, which is exactly what you accused me of.

>>5375812
>Corpus Christi
Holy shit! Maybe someone closer to Mexico could drop an intelligent word here or there. I have at least seen Mexico in my lifetime.

>>5374554
Sorry babe but I know what belongs on my plate and on my table.

1 Tacos both Mexican and Tex Mex, no TB
2 Burgers made at home and no chain restaurants
2 Pizza from a good hole in the wall restaurant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsW9qL8oliU

>>5376797
>al pastor
>authentic
it's loaned cuisine from Lebanon

>>5376799
So who has the best al pastor tacos in lebanon
I really must know

>>5376814
http://www.lebanon.com/restaurants/mexican.htm

go for t

>>5376799
>it's loaned cuisine from Lebanon
No it's not. It's cooked on a vertical spit, nothing more. It's pork and pineapple and pureed dried mexican chilies, and was purely invented in mexico city. What resembles lebanese food there? Right. Nothing but the electric vertical spit invention. People have been cooking over fire forever, even in mexico. Stop spouting stuff you don't know about. While vendors were opening up fast food elsewhere, like gyros in the US, it was opening up in Mexico too. What was being served at either wasn't halal, wasn't turkish, wasn't greek, but was invented to sell to local audiences. It was just the next machine on the market that you could make a small business with.

>>5376832

Hey. Don't rain on the autistic wikifag's little "triumph". We don't want him posting another thread about how steak tartare was eaten by genghis khan.

>>5375665
Who the fuck believes that the current version of pizza that most of us enjoy is ITALIAN? It's not even close to italian pizza.

>>5373424
>taco
>burger
>hotdog
>shawarma

There isn't a "best" here -- they're all "meat with a bread napkin" and as such, they can easily morph into one another.

>>5378068
sure your right 100%
whatever nigger

bulgogi tacos are my favorite thing ever. add some kimchi fries and i'm in heaven.

>>5378650
Korean tacos sounds like something worth a damn.
not like most motherfuckers these guys get it ... and yeah I've tried some and they were rather forgettable.
Still i'm willing to give them another shot.

>>5378654

where do you live anon? first experience with Korean tacos was at a place called Chilantro in Austin, TX and it was incredible. There is another amazing restaurant in Dallas, they also serve bulgogi burgers.

>>5378654
>>5378663
Taco Bell sells bulgogi burritos in Seoul. I didn't bother with it though because there's bulgogi fucking everywhere in Asia, including McDonald's (I did try the bulgogi burger) and I was in sore need of a regular American taco

/ck/ how do I make a great taco?
Should I fry shells myself? Or just use tortillas? How should I season the meat? Or should I just use beans?

If you don't think shawarma beats tacos, you've never had decent shawarma.

>>5379183
you should first develop a heavy sense of autism and an aversion to transregional cuisine

>>5379188
so much this OP where do you live? I've been to the south tacos are amazing but Shawarmas make me melt

>half mexican (mom) half salvadorean (dad)
>tacos were a regular meal growing up
>get to age where have own small income and friends do to
>"Lets go get taco bell. Those tacos are the fucking BEST."
>"Those arent even good, my mom makes infinitely better tacos."
>"Pff yea right."
>some time passes, get together with friends at party
>bring tamales and tacos because mom had made a bunch and I figured i'd take something to not show up empty handed
>"lol what are these Anon?"
>"Those are tacos. Like actual home made ones. And these are tamales, just unwrap them from the leaf and eat. Some have a bunch of jalapenos in them, so be careful"
>"Uhhh ok."
>everything gone within 5 minutes
>older folk (friends of my friend's parents who were there) asking for recipes
>friends ask me to go home and bring more
>spend the next 2 weeks getting asked if im bringing my mom's food whenever we're hanging out

What the fuck man, they're just tacos. Yeah they're way fucking better than any fast food joint, but damn its like I'd introduced fire to cavemen.

Also
>dad tells me about pupusas
>he makes them one day
>infinite orgasms in my mouth

Oh god such amazing things. I can make tacos now that I live on my own, but I cannot for the life of me figure out how to get pupusas to come out right. Jesus christ.

>>5380023
Dont even bother dude, this faggots choose to stay oblivious to anything remotely foreign and/or different.

>>5374695
You have shit taste go back to taco bell.

>>5379941
>>5379214
Because tacos come in different forms and variations.

The taco itself has a shawarma culture itself.

>>5380023

> What the fuck man, they're just tacos. Yeah they're way fucking better than any fast food joint, but damn its like I'd introduced fire to cavemen.

its exactly like that... taco bell is like rotting field-corpse flesh that's covered in flies and maggots, and your tacos are just some meat cooked with fire.

it's less a testament to your mother's cooking but more of the extreme degeneration of quality in murica.

>>5380331
that's not really valid. taco bell doesn't taste much different from any other ground meat with a generic spice blend in a hard corn shell, and hard-shell ground meat tacos aren't actually worse than roast meat steamed corn tortilla tacos, just different

>>5380369
> that's not really valid. taco bell doesn't taste much different from any other ground meat with a generic spice blend in a hard corn shell, and hard-shell ground meat tacos aren't actually worse than roast meat steamed corn tortilla tacos, just different

no, sorry. What you just said is not really valid.

Taco bell uses a proprietary pre-mixed and pre-frozen slop of industrial-grade beef. It's not Prime, It's not Choice, it's not even Select - it's "regular", just a step above Canner meat. It's literally taken from the same pile as premium dogfood.

Real tacos are just made from milanesa de res (USDA select sirloin @$2.99/lb) or just chuck... also about $2.99/lb. If you actually get a real "carne asada" taco, it's actually made from res de ranchera, or skirt steak - @ 5.99/lb.

Taco bell's "meat" costs them 14 cents a lb, and it's not worth that. Besides, only 36% of their actual meat mix is MEAT... the rest are useless fibers, etc..

source: http://jezebel.com/5742413/this-is-what-really-hides-in-taco-bells-beef

there is no comparison. its like comparing a mcdonalds burger patty with a hole in the wall burger place that has actual beef ground.

>>5380394
tbh I don't know, the last time I had taco bell I was in Korea, where they actually have food regulations

>>5380397
Fast-food chain Taco Bell is facing a lawsuit over whether the "seasoned beef" in its food is, in fact, beef. The suit from Alabama law firm Beasley, Allen, Crow, Methvin, Portis and Miles claims Taco Bell is engaging in false advertising because their beef contains only about 35 percent beef. For more on the case, host Michele Norris talks to Dee Miles, one of the lead attorneys in the lawsuit.

also, even if they lost the lawsuit, they would only have to bring it up to 40%, because According to the USDA, which regulates the nation's meat supply, "taco meat filling" is required to contain at least 40% fresh meat and must be labeled with the product name, including the word "filling."

But that requirement applies to raw meat sold by manufacturers. The USDA doesn't regulate what companies such as restaurants can describe to their customers in advertisements as "beef," "chicken" or "meat," USDA press officer Neil Gaffney said.

>>5380406
ok.
taco bell isn't the only provider of american tacos in america though

>>5380406

so, i can sell you a "beef" burrito, and it can actually be a "horse" turd.

And the USDA will not regulate it. (The FDA might though)

>>5380394
>only 36% is beef
>Thirty-six percent
>beef is the first ingredient
>ingredients are listed in order of most to least
>implying any of those seasonings will constitute anything near 64% of ingredients
>implying there's more wheat than beef

this is what vegans actually believe

>>5380407

they're all the same, bro... all these chains are super competitive.

And the mom-and pop taco restaraunts are basically just mexican immigrants cooking their home cooked tacos and selling them. They start out selling them out of a shopping cart, then a little cart, then a truck, then if all goes well they're your "Los Tacos Gigantos" across the street.

but ... "American" tacos we're talking about chain restaraunts who only care about the bottom line.

Anyway, I was just saying it was a good analogy. Fire to cavemen... Showing actual tacos that fast food restaraunts don't even care to emulate anymore... its a huge leap.

>>5380394
>source: jezebel.com
into the trash it goes

>>5380412
>ingredients are listed in order of most to least
first of all, that's a convenient rule that you just made up, source please. either way, it doesn't matter because there are a hundred other ingredients listed... you don't think if beef already took more than a third of the mix up, the rest can add up?

You're stupid. You should learn more about how products are made. I got Weight Gainer 4000 once, and it was 80% sugar. Yeah, the carbs... sure. They're basically selling sugar at $50/bottle.

and who you calling a vegan - i just started this thread: >>5380334

>>5380417
lol ok, what's your source with contradictory information?

>>5380421
>made up
>can't do a simple google search on his own
>hundred other ingredients
>implying onion powder and an anti-caking agent is gonna add that much fucking weight

please give us all links to websites that aren't jezebel. give us .gov and .edu studies that prove it's 36%. oh wait. because it's mostly beef with a little bit of wheat filler.

you're one retarded fuckstick

>>5380421
>>5380440
forgot the pic

>>5380440

you're the retard, i've provided numerous sources that you've rejected.

How about the fact that THEYRE GETTING SUED OVER IT....

nobody is going to take Taco Fucking Bell to court because I made up some shit just now.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/01/25/wheres-beef-taco-bell-sued-ingredients/

>>5380453
>fox news

>>5380440
Not the guy you're replying to, but I have to say that no matter whether it's 80% beef or 40% beef, you're still eating dog food grade meat. "beef" can be any part of a cow, steer or bull, at any age, and any quality. You still don't know what you're really eating. Anyplace that sells food that cheaply, you should automatically know you're getting the worst quality possible. Otherwise they wouldn't be able to profit from things at that price point. But go ahead and make excuses for a corporation that wouldn't care if you died tomorrow, because that makes sense.

>>5380468
>dog food grade meat
>people brag about eating headcheese, tongue, brains, and intestines in tacos
go ahead and make excuses for your shit poor culture that can't afford a half-decent cut of steak yet you still pay $6 for a pork brain taco, because that makes sense

>>5380181
fuck enjoying artificial flavors
aint nothing like the real thing baby

>>5380501
I never met anyone who pays 3-4-5-6 bucks for a taco ... those prices are a joke

>>5380501

you're a retard. i was the guy that said dogfood originally, and I get weird tacos all the time.

lengua - tongue
cabeza - head and cheek (my favorite)
carnitas - shredded pork
tripe tacos....

All of those things I can walk right to the back and see the raw ingredients. Them cleaning out the intestines for the tripe tacos, the fresh beef head in the fridge. I want to see you order a head and tripe taco at fucking taco bell... IF they were allowed to sell it, it would probably be an awful experience.

Keep talking though, this is entertaining.

>>5380504
>no gloves while handling meat
not even once

>>5380501
Are you some kind of retard? Because you can't possibly think that moving the goalposts that far is a real counterpoint. Also, you seem to be forgetting (or just jetting past it with your feeble brain) that meat comes in grades for a reason. You can buy organ meats (such as tongue, for example) that are higher quality than your taco bell mystery meat.

>>5380510
>i'm too poor to buy food that isn't the garbage part of the animal
ftfy

goddamn i'm so glad i'm not you and don't have to resort to eating richfag scraps

>>5380513
fuck off test tube baby
this is how food has been prepared since the dawn of all fucking time
yes all fucking time
suck on that faggot
time to get real

>>5380515
>tubes that store fecal waste
>higher quality than taco bell

oh come on you're not even trying anymore. are you too poor to buy meat that isn't trashcan quality?

>>5380518
>i have dirty brown skin and wish i was born into a white family who didn't eat like north korean labor camp prisoners
ftfy

>>5380525
I laugh and I laugh oh so hard
Reason being I pass for white with blonde hair & blue eyes
maybe you will try another sort of stupid insult

>>5380501
Huh? Here in Sonora we eat carne asada with Rib eye or ny strip streak. Sirloin is common as well.

>>5380521
You the worst shitposter I've seen in a while. You need more practice.
>doesn't know where tongue is located.
Seriously, just stop posting.

>>5380517
>>5380515
lel

>>5380531
i've never seen such a mad spic before
>>5380542
>choosing to eat part of the face when there are NORMAL, GOOD TASTING cuts of meat elsewhere on the carcass
stop being so poor

>>5380570
lyl

>>5380570
Wow dude I just stopped in to ask if you could suffer from any more class anxiety?

>some random person is eating cuts of meat I consider poor
>I have to tell him he is poor because it makes me feel better about my place in society

>>5380570
you pitiful bird brain I feel bad for you

>The Best Guacamole in the World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEYvCLCRz08
Has anyone tried guacamole like that and put it on a taco.

>>5373424

>tfw no mexican takeout in town

>>5380697

Find a mexican! Tell them you want their mexican food!

>>5380698

>mexicans
>in australia

lel

>>5380699
Aussies are pretty notorious for being racist unfortunately.

>>5380702

truth hurts anon

>>5380706
you should know that being cruel is cowardly then

>>5380706
Its true, you can hear an aussie going all day.
>fabo this fabo that
>nunga this nunga that
You would think all of them are like those dudes from the men at work band or Like Steve irwin, you know? chill and laid back.
But theyre in a whole other level of racism.

I thought the entire human population already went over the fact that tacos are our lords and saviors.

cmon. just embrace your fatmosexuality, engorge on some of these today at your local hole-in-the-wall mexican eatery.

>>5375429
that is the same one I get every Sunday at this lil mexican mom n shop

>>5373424
I keep trying to make my own tortillas but they never come out right.

It's like a peasant sandwich. Watery condiments, over-cooked meat, soggy unleavened bread.

I'd take U.S. regional sandwiches over Tacos any fucking day. From Po-Boys to Lobster Rolls to a French Dip.

>>5382250
Why did I always think it was spelled "paughboi" or something like that?

>>5382250

>US
>Food

nope.jpg

>>5382261
>Please notice how cultured and refined I am

I'm really craving some of my favorite tacos now.

>>5382293
Those things are the opposite of filling. I need at least ten to feel satisfied. And I only weigh 125.

>>5382250
>U.S. regional sandwiches
I have to say i googled and i found
>http://www.grubstreet.com/2013/05/american-hyper-regional-sandwiches.html#photo=1x00042
Those are fine lookin sandwiches u got there...
Yeah i cant blame you.
Problaly the closest thing youll get of a taco is made by some mojarra whos tryin to define his cultural profile and stuff.

>>5382316
>Problaly the closest thing youll get of a taco is made by some mojarra whos tryin to define his cultural profile and stuff.

Nah, we have millions of fresh off the border latinos here. Tacos have to be the definition of a peasant sandwich, I'm sure it's the easiest thing in the world to carry across culturally.

>>5382293
if only they actually looked like this...

>>5382354
>millions of fresh off the border latinos here
What part of the mojarra you dont get?
I know you are reading it but somehow you still fail to comprehend.

Read this in the dumb broad louis c.k. voice ok?
>omg you are like soooo different.
>i dont want to deal with you.
>im just gonna ignore you.
>my brain hurts...

Thats how you come about.

eating 50+ of these every month really allows you to enjoy them half dozen carne asada tacos on the weekends.

>>5382948

why would you eat all of those? that looks expensive with the avocado and tomatoes in there...

>>5382949
must be a bad habit

>>5382954
sure is, switch some of them veggies out for double meat. doctors are liars.

>>5380023

can it beaner, nobody cares about your shit. go back to mexico.

>>5383089
this
tl:dr greentxt.
try again when you're not so full of yourself

taco de Birria Jalisciense
Here comes some salt, lime, onions and a mean bite

>>5380181
>Let's stick all the greasy meat at the bottom so the "tortilla" can fall apart right away
>Salad leftovers in the middle
>Maybe put an insignificant amount of cheese on top, make sure it doesn't melt so people can't actually taste it

I can't get any enjoyment out of Taco Bell anymore. Not after being enlightened.

take two on some knockout homemade birria

I never ate a taco

>>5385421
think eating pussy and eating a carne asada taco like about tied with usually pussy being the winner but not by much

>>5379188
Never had shawarma.
What make for some good ones?

Some anon decide to make a taco recipe thread when this was all he needed to look at awesome

capt under reekckui

>>5386996
Chicken, spices, tomato, Levantine pickles, garlic sauce, a little shredded lettuce.

Bonus: Sliced pickled beets.

This is making me hungry. I'm tempted to fix tacos now, but am unsure what meat or acceptable alternative I could use.

Fish stick tacos?
Breakfast sausage tacos?
Beef sausage tacos?
Egg tacos?
Saurkraut tacos?

You can see my problem. The grocery store around here closes at 7 pm Saturday and doesn't reopen until about 7 am Monday morning.

One of the great things that I loved about Houston when I worked there was that there was a really great taquería near my office that was open until something like 4 am every morning.

>>5389035
>Levantine pickles
what makes them different from your standard pickle?

>>5390920
You can pretty much make a taco out of everything just dont go murrican retarded and youll be all right.

this thread made me hungry and I only had the ingredients to make some ghetto chicken tacos. thanks guys.

corn tortillas
chicken thigh
sauteed onion
mild cheddar
sour cream
siracha
potato camera

>>5394003
why do you have extra tortillas on the plate

>>5394003
>sour cream
>siracha
>cheddar WHAT THE FUCK

I cannot vouch for the previous awful mix.
But i grant you the taco trainee degree.
>Double tortilla taco
>mi negro

>>5374073

There's a street in Houston that's known for it's mexican food.

>spicbrook

i'm only crazy about chicken fajitas with a little shredded cheddar and sour cream. best.

>>5374073
>everything in this link can be found in the US.

While I agree there are some gems in the heavily Mexican populated cities (especially Chicago, its the DF of the United States), the street food culture in Mexico is a way of life, and for all class of people. Tacos and street food in general in the States are just a trend.


And for you pretentious faggots who wouldn't pay more than 2 dollars for a taco, enjoy your shitty,bland ,generic chuck steak tacos.

I'll stick with my aged beef anyday. Reminds me of what real steak should taste like, unlike that 1 dollar shit you get everywhere in California

pic related

>>5394628
more $2+ tacos for you faggots

>>5394628
Fuck you OP allready posted some pujol tacos.
So you can keep your peasent aged beef.

>>5394645
>muh tacos should be made out of stainless steel comal or else they aint authentic

>>5374073

I can get authentic mexican food all over new york city. I blame all the mexicans. Those delicious food making sons of bitches.

>>5394722
Food made by mojarras doesnt count.
Also the sons of mojarras arent mexican.
Mojarras itself arent mexican anymore.

>>5394520
>>sour cream
>>siracha
>>cheddar WHAT THE FUCK
lol like I said these are some of the only things i have on hand at the moment, I need to go grocery shopping, I live across the street from a really nice mexican market, usually I do my mexican dishes up right with queso fresca, onion, cilantro, avocado and mexican salsa.

it was either this, pancakes or fried bologna sammich.

Here are the most expensive tacos I've ever had, they were like $7 a piece in a place in Austin called Torchy's Tacos, this meal was like over $20 but damn good.

>>5394766

So if you leave mexico, you aren't a mexican anymore. This is brilliant ideology. By this logic chinese people aren't able to make chinese food anymore. Jewish people? They apparently make bacon cheese burgers and eat them all the time. Astronauts eat nothing in space but star dust. Welcome to intelligence, folks.

>>5394773
Nope it is a whole another experience.
It is the particular case of mexicans being in the united states.
This is a cultural phenomenon that has been present since the 1900's with mexicans crosing the border.
No they are not mexicans enymore, thats why 5 de mayo is a huge shit in murrica while in mexico it just gets you a day off school.

You could learn a lot if you stop shitposting for a sec and try to read something about it.

"The Labyrinth of Solitude" book comes to mind speciallyn the part of "The Pachuco and other extremes"

God Mexicunts are insufferable on here.

Not even American (of any sort).

>>5394787

I'm curious if you realize how stupid that logic is yet or not.

I grew up in a central asian household, and when i moved to central asia for three years, there was literally no difference in the food i ate there and the food i ate in america. How in the fuck can you make the claim that there is literally no authentic mexican cuisine outside of border towns in mexico when i know for a fact that food i've eaten in mexico is nearly identical to food i've had here in new york city.

Again, you're claiming the physical act of putting a foot on the soil of another country causes you to forget how to make food you've been making your entire life and lose every modicum of talent in making food in the style you've been raised to do so.

This is idiotic, and you're either a troll or a complete moron.

>>5394628
What I was talking about is food for the lower classes Mexican food made by Mexican people for Mexican people. It is in border towns, and I assume big cities with heavy Mexican populations. But these are the places most pasty ass white people refuse to set foot in. Also, this idea that street food and tacos are the end all be all of Mexican cuisine is just ignorance at its finest.

>>5394766
>>5394787
I like Mexican culture, and I kind of get what you are saying, just that 100 yard walk across the border is an eye opener to the differences, even though it is just a scratch of the surface. However, to pretend that the food cannot traverse is facetious at best. Not everything translates over, but at least from my experiences, you can find some authentic Northern Mexico influences in the US. I will never understand the self hate with Mexicans. The ones in the US legally hate illegals and people in Mexico, Mexicans hate anyone that leaves the country, but sends checks back home, and illegals hate everybody, but are fiercely patriotic.

>thats why 5 de mayo is a huge shit in murrica while in mexico it just gets you a day off school.

I think you can thank lazy Spanish teachers in American schools for that.

>>5394787
I forgot...
Thats why mojarras have this warped mistaken sense of mexican culture.
Theres even a phrase for that. Ni de aqui ni de alla

>>5394807
Oh Jason.
Please read the book or google the pachucos and other extremes and at least read the abstract.

>>5394841

Years of growing up watching lucha libre, i know what pachuco are. This doesn't mean that the idea that you lose the ability to make food once you cross a border isn't absolutely fucking retarded.

>>5394853
Again, it seems like you are on a dumpath (like a warpath you digg?) to prove exactly how mentally challenged you are.
>lucha libre pachuco
I beg you, please, google the abtract of the "the pachuco and other extremes"

>>5394867

>google things because i have no legitimate argument that what i'm saying is absolutely stupid and has no real basis in reality and is just xenophobic diatribe

Again, you're fucking retarded if you think that going from point A to point B means that you're going to forget everything from point A the minute you hit point B. It's an absolutely stupid concept that has no weight behind it.

As for the pachuco lucha libre thing, there's along tradition of rudo pachuco characters and "pocho" characters.

>>5394811
>and illegals hate everybody, but are fiercely patriotic
Fuck em thats a warped and mistaken sense of patriotism.
They couldnt make it here so they run away like scared children.
My dad started to work since he was 13 because he was brought up in a single mother household, 3 sisters and a elderly woman.
He got it rough.
And somehow he went to college and years after he was royalties manager of BMG.
Thats patriotic, you improve yourself, you work hard, you become pretty fucking much a law abiding citizen. And thats it, so yes fuck those mojarras who strangely enough once theyre on the other side they long for their roots...

>>5394885
dumdpath? checked
Look son, im not gonna school you about it.
If you choose to stay ignorant, do it.

I never said you loose skills or somthing, again i see you are still on the same dumdpath.

>“The Pachuco and Other Extremes” is an essay (from his book The Labyrinth of Solitude) in which he describes a subculture of rebellious Mexican-American youth, known as pachucos, who do not “belong” to (or identify with) either Mexican or American culture.

Lucha libre related, FUCK you are dumb.

>>5394914
It's an essay by Paz examining the differences he perceived between the psyche of Mexicans and North Americans, with the Pachuco in the essay only functioning as an initial illustrative frame for his own ideas about wider cultural differences.

It doesn't why you appear to think, to quote:
>>5394885
>going from point A to point B means that you're going to forget everything from point A the minute you hit point B.

>>5394932
it doesn't explain why*

>>5394950
>>5394932
>>5394914

>I'm still not going to explain the reasoning behind why the claim that going somewhere will guarantee you forget how to cook cultural food the absolute milisecond you set foot on another country's soil.

Again, this is like claiming you can't cook tennesee style bbq outside of tennessee. There's literally no reason why you can't and no explaination of why you're saying it's impossible.

Here's some tacos from my favorite truck, because this is a taco thread, take your mexican argument to /pol/ douchenozzles.

>>5394969
m8, why did you link to my post? Did you not read it at all?

>>5394975

>doesn't explain anything and keeps saying "dude did you read my post?"

You're talking subcultures that don't belong to either america or mexico as a sign of rebellion. Does this explain anything about the claim that "if you go over a border you instantly forget how to cook?" No. Does this change or explain anything about the absurd claim that it's impossible to get authentic mexican food outside of border cities or mexico? No.

Daily reminder that LA is the 5th best city (including Mexico) for tacos.

I'd make an argument for 4th

>>5394992
That's another guy, guy. He was actually agreeing with you.

>>5394992
Ok, let me spell it out to you.
I am not the angry Mexican. Did you read that?
Because if you actually read all of the posts you linked to, that would be obvious.

>>5395001
>daily reminder that californians are completely full of themselves and yet nobody gives a crap
noted

>>5395013
To be fair, that is where the whole truck taco thing took hold first.

>>5394992
what?
im not
>>5394975
Anyways i see you are dead on the dumbpath.
But im gonna make a last attempt.
>how into contextual reading
Mojarras doesnt identify with the mexican culture, they dont embrace either the murriturd culture completly.
You speak to a mojarra in murriturd soil?
>oh shit son, i miss my home made tortillas ese
You speal to a mojarra in mexican soil?
>oh shit son, the states are the better, i clean toilets but somehow i feel superior
So they came up with this weird mix of both.
I never said
>"hurr durr they forgot how to cook"
Thats why 5 de mayo, tacos locos and everything that is mexican warped culture is a thing north of the border.

>>5395015
>I never said
>"hurr durr they forgot how to cook"

>>5394766
>Food made by mojarras doesnt count.

>>5395018
Doesnt count isnt the same as
It doesnt count because they clearly lost all mexican culinary skills when crossed the border.

Are you really this dumb?

>>5395002
>>5395005

Perhaps you both need to read what i'm writing, because neither of you fucking get it. I never said he made the claim, i'm pointing out that the claim is absolutely fucking stupid. K? K. Thx.

>>5395015

My point exactly, you aren't explaining how the claim is absolutely stupid.

I'll point out what i'm saying because you're absolutely unable to comprehend what i'm writing in simple english:

>Mojarras doesnt identify with the mexican culture, they dont embrace either the murriturd culture completly.
You speak to a mojarra in murriturd soil?

Doesn't change a fucking thing about why the claim is retarded. You can get someone who cooks the best "mexican" style food by your standards in mexico cook the same thing in the US, he doesn't lose that ability on the arrival in a new country.

>oh shit son, the states are the better, i clean toilets but somehow i feel superior
So they came up with this weird mix of both.

I'm not sure if you get this, but there are people who come to america as chefs from mexico. This might be a shock to you as well, but a LOT of them came to NYC. It's like it's one of the biggest and a major city in the entirety of the world as well as a cultural epicenter or something.

>>5395018

You see what i'm talking about here, right?

>>5395014
I'm going to need a source or I'll assume this is more californians trying to be smug. Were tacos actually invented there too?

Where are the best tacos in Mexico?

Someone respond

>>5395027
>Perhaps you both need to read what i'm writing, because neither of you fucking get it. I never said he made the claim, i'm pointing out that the claim is absolutely fucking stupid. K? K. Thx.

So why the argument with him then, when he good as stated as such.
Here:
>>5394766


Jesus, so many fucking own goals and backpedalling ITT

>You see what I'm talking about here, right?

Clearly I don't, because I don't fucking get it.

>>5395015
I get what you are saying, but you are painting with too broad of a brush and being way too caustic while you are doing it.

>Mojarras doesnt identify with the mexican culture, they dont embrace either the murriturd culture completly.
You speak to a mojarra in murriturd soil?
Correct, for the most part. It has taken hold so much there are large cities in Texas where you are run out of shops and malls if you can't speak Spanish.

>You speal to a mojarra in mexican soil?
Correct, to a point as well. I know many people like this, but I know others that either go to local Mexican bakeries or make their own. Is it exactly the same, no, but to say it is not an analog is flat out wrong. Pretty much like San Francisco sour dough, or French wine.

>Thats why 5 de mayo, tacos locos and everything that is mexican warped culture is a thing north of the border.
Culturally, I see your point, but to imply it makes that much of a difference in food is again facetious.

>>5395027
I merely pointed out that the guy was AGREEING with you, but it's okay, I will write you off as being retarded. And to think, I actually agreed with you as well.

>>5395034
Taco Campana

>>5395038
OH SHIT i forgot to explain.
Mojarra is tier 2 slang for wetback.
And OH BOY you got them by the metric shit-ton.

Im talking about people who didnt make it here and they share this common features.
They are iliterate.
They have dark color skin (this fuck them up specially cuz they pop out in white communities) not claiming to be white either, im brown but i dont pop out because im in my country.
They despise other mexicans from other states (people from the north hate those from the south etc etc).
Since the begining of their murritard dream history they had no cultural identity.

>>5395038

Where and how is he backpedalling? I'm having no problem understanding what he's saying.

>>5395044
Talking to a mojarra in any soil.
I was trying to explain the whole, when im in murriturd land i want to be mexican and say viva la raza and brown pride and shit.
When im back to mexico, i like to keep on and on about how much awesome is being a second class citizen in murriturd land.
Add in the middle a healthy doose of
How do you cook X or Y while being in mexico/murriturd?
And you get that shit food you want to call mexican.

So
>>5394897

I want to open up a taco restaurant featuring decked out foreign tacos.

Teriyaki Chicken Taco
Pizza Taco
Fish and Chips Taco
Vegetable Fried Rice Taco
Burger Taco

>>5395093
>Perhaps you both need to read what i'm writing, because neither of you fucking get it. I never said he made the claim, i'm pointing out that the claim is absolutely fucking stupid.

>Doesnt count isnt the same as
It doesnt count because they clearly lost all mexican culinary skills when crossed the border.

If either of these statements from either party is true, there shouldn't be an argument so vehemently fought. >Backpedalling ITT

>>5395103
Call it 'Fedoras Everywhere you look'

>>5395098
Yeah, nah, you're just that /b/tard level Mexican from Mexico City, who is too much of a spoiled child to see past his own nationalism. You are basically the white people in America that say they hate illegals, but when told they would rather still be in Mexico get all butthurt cause muh Merrica.
>They have dark color skin (this fuck them up specially cuz they pop out in white communities) not claiming to be white either, im brown but i dont pop out because im in my country.
Self-hating Mestizo, you do realize you are looked down upon by the fair skinned Mexicans, so you are a second class citizen by your own definition.

>>5395103
Don't, I've seen burger tacos and pizza tacos, they are horrible, and a fish and chips taco will never beat an honest to god fish taco.

>>5395107

I think you need to learn what backpeddalling is because you clearly don't understand what it means.

>>5395156
>1. reverse one's previous action or opinion.
>2. move the pedals of a bicycle backwards (formerly to brake).
Clearly I mean 1.

>Oh no, I didn't mean what I said, I meant this other thing.
Perfectly relevant.

>>5395119
> but when told they would rather still be in Mexico get all butthurt cause muh Merrica.
I dont know what in the shit you mean.
>fair skinned mexicans
Those are the minority
Jose in the white neighborhood is the minority.

Thats my brown looking arm saying up yours.

>>5395180
>brown
lol I'm darker than you bro

>>5395180
Why so mad, ese? The fact is that the fair skinned minority holds the most power is your toilet bowl, so stay second class, burro. I think you should use burro as your trip, that way I can filter your uneducated mestizo ass.

>>5395190
Nah dont worry actually you would be surprised how much education can work out in your favor.
>mestizo
I didnt even brought up that word.
Seems like you know spanish, arent you the self hating mestizo over here?

>>5395182
Lack of sun i guess...

>>5395190
SEE?!
THIS is what "labyrinth of solitude" is about.

This one good fellow is a perfect example of it.

>>5395205
I'm white, I just grew up around Mexicans, the ones that come over here are much better than your sorry ass. Stay mad, joto.

>>5395171

Clearly you don't. Recheck who said what, dink.

>>5395038

Yeah, i'm totally going after my own goal of pointing out that being geographically in a section of a country means you can cook in the same style you cooked in another geographic location. This is totally an agenda and not at all a logical point being made.

>>5395215
Are you really defending Immigrants?
Living around mexicans while being white and not an outcast from white america?
Saying that theyre better in your backyard that in their own country?

No way, im not buying that son.
Who went to the other side?
Tu papito, tu jefecito se fue? :( y luego dejo de mandar feria?

>>5395226
One guy said I was wrong for agreeing with him, and what he was arguing about wasn't actually what he was arguing about, the other guy said what he said was taken out of context and he didn't actually mean what he said.

Are you Jason, just stopped namefagging or something?

>>5395238
Because this is what you are looking for you dumb motherfucker.
>>5395098

>>5395244

Again, might want to re-read what was said. Jason or whatever was saying that it didn't make any sense. Another guy chimed in with a subcultural phenomenon that literally had nothing to do with anything. Jason states "okay, the fuck does that have to do with anything? How does that prove or disprove his point" Then the mexican hat guy starts bitching about how he didn't understand the irrelevant article about people who were mexican but wore stupid fag clothes. Then when Jason points this shit out, he starts sameposting his own bullshit and the retarded mexican guy starts being retarded. Then you said he's backpedalling. As far as i can tell, the fast food namefag is trying to prove a logical point while two others are going on and on about "muh mexico!" to eachother. I don't see any backpedalling at all anywhere other than one guy saying "mexicans in other countries can't cook! ONLY MEXICANS CAN!" and another guy coming back with "BUT MEXICANS CAN WEAR SHITTY CLOTHES AND LOVE TORTILLAS! SEE?!??"

>>5395242
Born and raised gringo right here in Texas, burro. Never thought I would meet some NEET Mexican here that was this much of a cunt, but I'm done raking you over the coals, puta, time to get back on topic.

>>5395247

Again, as you're saying this, you're claiming that someone who you consider the VERY BEST in mexican cuisine and authentic mexican cuisine in your own words and your own race or whatever the fuck comes over to another country, the absolute millisecond they set a foot on that foreign soil, they've lost the ability to cook anything authentic. This is literally the argument you're giving.

>>5395255
I was this guy:
>>5394932
For some reason when I finally got through to Fast Food Hut he for some reason tried obfuscating an honest mistake. Not so much back pedalling maybe (as a concession to get this shit over with), more flailing about wildly in a general backwards direction.

I've followed the reply chain.

>>5395256
HAHA this is even better!
>Lives in texas, knows pretty decent spanish.
Texas, where the most common name is Jose (i shit you not)
So you probably have some mexican background and you despize anything brown related? Talk about self hating mestizo.

See this faggot jason? Are you fucking watching?
Do you see this fucker?
>>5395256
>>5395215
>>5395190
THIS is the whole im not mexican but im not 13 colonies white.
This is the pachuco all over again.

>>5395289
That is the faggot who jumps in joy in the 5 de mayo.
This is the faggot who says
>Burritos are mejicano ese they were invented by the hardworking tejano gringo yepa yepa

And you want to make it the source of your mexican related food shit.

You know what? I don't really care anymore. This thread instead of being about tacos and shit became about assholes who want to measure their tiny cocks to prove how much more mexican they are than the other. I tried to interject a little common sense, but no. No to all that. You guys have fun.

>>5395333
Ah i see, you got bitchslapped by the walking prove that this faggot is
>>5395256
>>5395215
>>5395256
And you want to go away because your opinion had no part in a topic you dont understand.

>>5395001
>city
me dan lastima

>>5395345

looks more like he got tired of making a logical point about something to you idiots who keep whining about mexico for some stupid reason.

It's the equivalent of a teacher giving up on an idiot student and just saying "fuck it, he wants to be retarded, let him be retarded."

>>5394645
beans in a meat taco for sale
nice filler brah
>flour tortilla
eat a dick with paying for the burrito sucker

>>5395371
You dont understand it either?
Figures.

this is the basic good taco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YMw0xlQ0RQ

>>5395383

yeah, possibly because you are an idiot

>>5395419

get a load of this fggt and his salad taco.

>>5395419
>rice
>beans
>lettuce
>sour cream
I have never had something like that as fillin.
The tortilla looks ok, i would like to see it folded.
But pretty much you can call it a taco.

>>5395429
>But pretty much you can call it a taco.

Right, if you live in fggt town and eat it with your pink tutu on while servicing other men.

>>5395431
Please dont be mexican.
I would feel ashamed of you my brother.
Because it is not about the fillin

>>5395429

>>5395441
I dont know who wrote that but that is mistaken.
Pic related
Arroz con huevo
And you can get this from ANY tacos de guisado vendor in mexico.
So take your little faggy picture and shove it up your ass.
>sorry for the small res pic

>>5395437
that looks like shit

>>5395446
Nope never had one(not even at home) doubt you can find them anywhere.

>>5395446
>>5395449
its called tacos de guisado you faggots.

http://www.streetgourmetla.com/2011/01/tacos-de-guisado-patimexico-city.html

>>5395441
also

>no tacos de harina

Some nortenos would like to have a word with you.

some stupid chicano or some gringo who thinks he's rick bayless for trying out mexican food in a resort on a vacation.

>>5395454
>tacos de guisado

Ok, if that means something disgusting in lazy boarder crosser speak.

>>5395454
I dont need la's food gourmets to tell me about fucking thing when it comes to mexican food.
In fact I can teach them faggots a thing or two
Only I wont. Fuck them they are not welcome to eat at my table or by my side.

>>5373424
Yeah but banana cookies are tasteful.

>>5395441
>Taco is some sort of sandwich
No it isnt
>usually handmade from whole grain corn
First of all thats NOT how you use the corn in the tortillas and 90% of the time we get our tortillas from la tortilleria.
>The stuffing.
Well it kinda gets complicated if you can fit something in between a tortilla (a real one that is) you just made a thing taco.
>typically x toppings
I dont want to go against the grain but you can pretty much skip this
>purchased from vendors
Nope, it is more common to buy some tortillas and have a guisado. It is not like everyday we eat in the puesto de tacos.
>not flour tortilla
There is a fine line between a taco con tortilla de harina and a burrito. Flour tortillas can still make tacos wtf.
>not simmered ground beef
He doesnt know what it is picadillo?
Who wrote this?
A "fair skinned" mexican?

>>5395448
OMG you just made me cry
>>5395449
Que no sabes andar en la ciudad?

>>5395474
I love when city kids know about mexican food and mexican living when they never leave the paved roads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKMU67gw-14

>>5395494
Que?
Pero si si salgo de la ciudad.
Y en serio nunca te has armado un taco de arroz con huevo?
No mames eso es imposible
ES MAS, hasta en pinche Atlatlahucan en medio de toda esa cecina hay tacos de arroz.

The rest of the mexibros can agree

>>5395429
hey dont forget the tofu and guacamole. best looking taco thing you've ever seen.

>>5395119
>you do realize you are looked down upon by the fair skinned Mexicans,
fair skinned Mexicans
that does not exist

>>5395469
He's kind of retarded, somekind of weird elitist middleclass shit, he claims that you can't have tacos at a restaurant but he also claims to have been multiple times to japan, YOU BE THE JUDGE.
>>5395503
arroz con los te empujo, ya sean cocidos, revueltos, fritos o lo que sea es un llenapanzas oficial.
Tacos de ensalada, salad tacos are common in home settings but you won't find them in any menu although almost any restaurant would make them for you.

>>5395467
I concur, LA doesn't even have real Mexicans, bunch of faggy californians think they invented Mexican food, fucking hipster scum.

>>5373424
best thread on /ck/ htis entire month