/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Kojima's diet is shittier than my own

kojima is not a meme

USA USA USA

>way back when
>a young child looks at the television
>the first time he and many like him have seen a McDonald's ad
>he doesn't know what they're saying, but he knows what a hamburger is

>years later
>the boy is a man
>a successful man, on business away from his country
>disembarking, he takes his first steps into the airport
>it hits him how far he is from home
>a metaphysical terror clutches at his heart and he begins to doubt the course of his life
>his nose gets hit first, then his ears
>they twitch as the patties hit the grill
>drool
>in two minutes, makes his order, pays, and leaves to find a bench
>unboxes his virgin Big Mac
>the first bite rewires his perception of taste, having experienced True American Engineering
>kept you waiting, huh

Real westaboo. He wants to be average white class male so bad.

>>5360790
I've had mcdonalds in japan. It literally tastes exactly the same as the one on east coast USA

>>5360905
I didn't know you had the tamago Big Mac with pepper sauce in east coast USA...

He's the man!

>>5359571
Nice photos he got there.

>>5360927
I didn't know you were a super faggot

Yes the menus have different items. Did I get a different item? No.

But hurr durr they have a sandwich that another place doesn;t it is literally not even the same place anymore better get my dick out of my friends anus because im a huge faggot

Kojima-san is so kawaii

Id drink beer and eat bar food with Kojima. He seems rad as fuck.

>>5359571
He's better than alright
He's Free

>>5361005

>tfw no gf

He's a god damn American is what he is.

>>5359571
>Soul of an american man trapped inside a japanese mans body

>>5360790
USA a shit.

>>5361125
Kojima has a hot as fuck Dutch model gf

>>5361022
>Free

Funny concept these days.

>>5359571
Obviously not. Look at those weird squiggles he writes with. Those are not letters.

u kno ma nigga kojima dippin' in dat

>>5361187
I bet he invites all his m8s over for burgers and a bukkake.

>>5361153
USA a king

kojima's a bro, leave him alone
let the man eat his grease, he's pretty good looking for a game dev and his work peaked long ago so he's entitled to get fat if he wants to

>>5361228
>getting fat
>acceptable

>>5361234
Gaben's fat and look at him, he's a billionaire
the obvious conclusion to draw is that fat = dosh, as it was for hundreds of years

did you notice those dates

13th of different months

THIS MEANS SOMETHING

THERE MUST BE A HIDDEN MEANING

KOOOOJIIIIIIMAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5361277
japanese illuminati masons

>>5361228
>he's pretty good looking for a game dev

He looks exactly like every other Asian man his age.

>>5361271
He's not a billionaire because he's fat. He's fat because he's a billionaire.

>>5361469
>He looks exactly like every other Asian man his age.

He doesn't. He looks young for his age.

Kojima is a real patriot.

>>5361469
the average asian man his age is balding by now and is mostly working 12hrs a day as white-collared salaryman to feed his wife and children

I also love burgers

>>5361536
Kojima only turned into a metrosexual after he suffered a midlife crisis and started hanging around with that fucking prick Cliffy B.