/ck/ - Food & Cooking

fuck off, hipster shithead

Just finished a double meat with cheese, mayo and extra pickles from Whataburger.

>>5288785
Nice. What flavor ramen did you use?

>>5288791

and hopefully not eating anything else for the rest of the day or really fast metabolism or going to work your ass of at the gym.

>>5288785
that "pho" looks like trash.

just ate some carrots and a banana
not trying to be a healthfag, just having a snack between artery clogging feasts of bounty.

One of these suckers

steak and skrimps

Those steam in bag vegetables because it's the only thing I have that's not candy and tastes fine on it's own.

>>5288827

I just googled "pho" and picked a photo jesus calm down you fat faggot.

Hey you forgot to cook your meat.
Or is cooking meat no longer "hip"?
You fucking kids and your crazy fads. Remember when Limburger cheese was a all the rage? Of course not. You were born into the faggot generation where guys dress like girls and don't work for a living, you get queer little occupations in art and fashion.

>>5288831
>skrimps
>ebonics term for shrimp
shiggydiggydoodah

>>5288827
you would say some lousy shit like that FAGGOT

i would drink every last drop of that goodness as if were the sweetest pussy ever

so many mad people on /ck/ i thought fatties were supposed to be nice

>>5288812
Yeah, I only had some coffee for breakfast, probably have a salad for dinner.

Definitely not an every day thing, I was just really hungry and had a craving for a burger.

White bean and kale soup. White wine in the broth takes me straight to flavor town. One-way ticket, I ain't coming back

>>5288843

You can't get away from shitposting on 4chan. The closest is really slow boards like /diy/ where they just get bored and leave.

Cod fillet with pesto wrapped in bacon.

>>5288842
>2014
>performing cunnilingus

>>5288856
>2014
>being a virgin

>>5288835
Wow, you must be super alpha. Go back to /r9k/ faggot.

>>5288856
>2014
>not performing cunnilingus

fag

4 medium eggs scrambled on dry toast with a 40 calorie miso/green onion soup pouch

Shitfuck that is a filling amount of eggs

>>5288856
>sucks dick instead

>>5288865
>counts calories

>>5288870
I'm going to find Rose.
And then I will become her.

>>5288863
She's perfect..

Homemade falafel on top of a dickload of veggies.

>>5288874
sure thing puppypaws.

>tfw your grandma is vietnamese and makes pho every few weeks and it tastes better than any resturant

>>5288897
I must be doing something wrong because a tried to make homemade falafel twice and both times there was a faint smell of piss

>>5288895
I agree. I love how some people were so jelly of her they tried to say she was a trap.
I almost fell for that.
I think she is the loveliest female ever to exist.

>>5288946
I think people call her a trap because her small chest and full vulva. Plus she's so slender her curves are easy to hide. She is gorgeous though. Like a elf goddess.

>>5288841

yeah I really call them that cause you know southern american ebonics is so prevalent in toronto

>>5288906

Here is the recipe I use, though I've found the patty shape to be superior to the ball:

http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/My-Favorite-Falafel-231755

>>5288946
How can they claim someone with nudes is a trap? Pure jealousy I guess.

>>5288971
Are you mad at this nigga because he will kick your ass, fuck your wife, kick your dog, pee in your coffee?

how are there two threads with the exact same picture at the same time?

>>5293473

>>5288788

Good effort, you've got some heart in it. Just came on a little too strong, try and build up your game more gradually next time.

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