/ck/ - Food & Cooking

5lb bag haribo surgarless gummybears.

>>5251775
You can actually get these in the US now, but I agree that they're fucking amazing. They tasted better than the ones with sugar.

I'm quite partial to Bokun Habanero

>>5251782
Are the intestinal distress reports true?

>>5251799
They've never bothered me, and I eat like 50 of those things at a time they're so good.

Don't get any salty junk food. Americans make the best salty junk food on earth. Your sweets are horrid, though. I'd say get some Mulino Bianco crostatine di albicocche.
Also good: wine gums, though my personal favourite candy/sweetie is candied hibiscus. I understand it's not everyone's cup of tea, though.

>>5251809
You can get candied hibiscus here in the U.S.A. Tastey!

>>5251799
Who cares?

>>5251760
real chocolate

For the full on English football matchday experience.

>>5252882
i dont know what that is and google isnt helpful

>>5252882
nigga that's some spicy arare.

OH HAI MARC

うまい棒

Not really a "junk food" but it's one of my favorites snacks to order online. Some people don't care for the smell, but I think it's delicious.

I think you have had enough, Amerilard.

>>5251799
of course not, you can eat a whole pound without any effects
try it

>>5252899

You can get these in every Trader Joe's in case you guys didn't know.

>>5252919
I don't know what a Trader Joe's is, but it doesn't sound like a place to buy food from.

>>5252907
This stuff is pretty decent. The smell is horrible, but the taste is really mild and salty. I got my brother addicted to the stuff - much to the dismay of my family when he pops open a bag in the car.

>>5252895
>Kit Kat chunky
>not Kat Kat chunky peanut

Some men just want to watch the world eat inferior chocolate bars.

>>5252944
American Kit Kats are FOUL

How do you guys not get fat from all this junk food?

>>5253082

a lot of them probably are fat

but I eat a variety of it in tiny portions and am not

King Crisps.
Irish cheese and onion crisps.
There just really nice.
Not the junkiest though.

Gummy Bears

>>5251760
Best chocolate in the world. And I'm not even Norwegian.

If you can buy it online it's probably sold retail somewhere.
For me, cheese and onion Walkers crisps are a near unavailable delicacy. There's also no Mexican fast food chains in my country, but there's enough family-ran Kebab restaurant/takeaway joints to make up for it.

Tim Tams

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>>5253303

tim tams are so good

my friend did some snack exchange with some dude in high WoW guild like 8 years ago and tim tams were one of the things he received

his friend instructed us to bite off the ends and use them like a straw to drink coffee. They melt into an explosive orgasmic mess after a few seconds, and it's absolutely amazing.

>>5251760
http://myanimelist.net/animelist/Ruggarell

>>5253285
This nigga right here.

>>5253285

>>5253303
Tim-Tams a shit. Take your Strayan ripoff and shove them up your pee hole. Real men eat Penguins.

>>5251760
The correct answer is jaffa cakes.

>>5251760
Chocolate Hob-Nobs or chocolate digestives.

>>5253335
someone said jaffa?

>>5252895
ah damn it i bookmarked to take a similar picture this morning.

Amerifat in straya here as well, tim tams are my go to junk food for here. They just released some new ones (brownie, salted caramel, and something else) and they're alright. Even the Aldi knockoff ones are awesome. Since easter is near, the malteser mini bunnies are fuckin divine.

>>5253371

>>5253335
American grocery stores often carry LU 'Pims' as jaffa cake substitutes. They're a bit drier and with less jam than jaffa cakes, but a bit better chocolate and a variety of flavors.

>>5253285
My relatives send me a bunch everyyear. Goddamnit I love it so we send them alcohol

a perfect tradeoff

>>5253691
The Viet/Chinese markets here sell most of those.

For chocolate:
http://www.asianfoodgrocer.com/product/meiji-roasted-chestnut-chocoroom

For chewy candy:
http://www.asianfoodgrocer.com/product/fujiya-maccha-milky-candy

Fruit snack:
http://www.asianfoodgrocer.com/product/crispy-green-crispy-cantaloupe

Japanese Lemon Chewy thingies

I can't remember what they're called but those were god tier.

>>5253691
MSG

Cachafaz Alfajores from Argentina, literally the best thing ever.

http://www.amazon.com/Cachafaz-Cachafaz-Mixtos-Alfajor-25oz/dp/B0077SS1A4

>>5253768
>Alfajores
>Junk food
>te deseo 100 años mas de Peronismo.

expensive junk food, junk food nonetheless

>>5252865
pukka make u wanna chukka, good shit

>>5253349

I could eat a nob at night.

>>5253985
*Knob

>wine gums
1 reply
>jelly babies
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Your parents should have aborted the lot of you.

>>5254090
I always preferred fruit pastilles

>>5254092
Meh, bacon and roasted chicken are decent but all dressed is still where it's at limey fucking shit.

>>5254107
Solid third for me. Still, any way you come at it, Americans have the worst jelly candies.

>>5254083
just the liquid drained from soaking woodear mushrooms.

>>5252895
those all look like things we have american equivalents of.

>>5252895
Kiwi here, I'm guessing you're an aussie but man I hadn't thought of shapes or tim tams not existing outside of us before.. To be fair they are both pretty crap, lol.
also lol @ homebrand cups

Apparently this competition was a nation specific thing, so this flavour may or may not only be sold in NZ. they're fucking good.

>>5254410
Also these

>>5254083
Out of those four symbols I know the third one is ear.

Seems legit.

>>5254439
we have Swedish Barries in Canada, I assume they have them in the US.

Best sour gummy worms?

>>5251760

You can find these at central market where I live so kind of cheating but god this is the best candy bar i've ever had in my life.

>>5254599

>>5251760
easy :^)

This fucking shit right here, the cream in it is the sweetest tastiest filling of all candy I've eaten

>>5251760
anything marzipan

>>5254574
i have friends all over the us that claim they do not have any maynards candy

>>5253335
seconded. these are the best snack cake in existence
>>5253701
I hear of these all the time, but have yet to see them

Tim Tams

>>5254631
Moved to Canada AMD discovered the delicious Maynard's. I hail from South Florida, if it's a regional thing.

>>5254622
pic related

Cornflakes or Cookie are great, thought.

>>5254622
>anything marzipan

Can you recommend any marzipan that isn't tongue-rapingly bitter?

>>5254614
it sucks that they're so expensive, because those fuckers are insanely tasty

Golpe, chocolate or candybar from Chile, a friend brought some up, not god tier but damn good.

This is unparalleled.

Anything other pop will taste inferior.

>>5254657
>that time he ate two cacti

Jesus christ is youtube money that worth it?

>>5255116
I always buy a load of this when I'm in Sweden during summer.
And summer is still pretty far away ;_;

>>5252895
i'm a kiwi living in australia and can't quite remember which country these are special to. help me

>>5254736
I live in Chile and I second this statement

>>5254107
>shaped like a dick
I chuckled

>>5254622
Dominostein

I win

>>5255610
mah nigga

>>5251760

Made of bubbles, happiness, and some freaky amazon plant with stupidly high caffeine content.

This shit right here. The best combination of flavours in a chocolatebar imo.

>>5255610

I prefer their Caramel Wafers myself. Anyone ever noticed their claim of making and selling 5,000,000 Caramel Wafers a week? I swear I rarely see people eating them....

>>5255635
well I personally ate two today

>>5255638

I need to somehow trace the people who are eating the other 4,999,998.

they are fucking awesome though, and the Caramel Logs too, same thing but with coconut.

>>5255635
the Arabs love them apparantly

>>5254614
>kinder bueno en vez de kinder Maxi
my sides

>>5255116
what flavor is it

L & P soda from new Zealand
Mr big from Canada
Catsup chips

>>5255610
Americans don't know what they're missing.
Have fun with your inferior chocolate guys.
Honestly, why does all US chocolate taste like vomit?
The same thing was true in Greece.

>>5254075

Come on, you even have the superior version right on the border of your image.

tim tams, dude

>>5251798
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>>5252882
>>5253691
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>>5254421

OP this one of the best savory snacks i've ever had

>>5256141
Amerifat here, we have those.

And they're great.

>>5256144

You confused me so I went back and read the OP. I made a mistake, sorry.

>>5251805

>only 50 gummis at a time

fucking yuro amateurs

Dunno, if you can get these in the States. They're so fucking addictive, it's dangerous.

Ramen chips are the fucking greatest, especially when spicy, and I say this as someone who hates both ramen and chips

Try to scrounge them up at a few Asian grocery stores before you blow a bunch of money on getting them imported

80% of the smiths chips in aus are heaven. love the sweet chili thins. also they market doritos, grainwaves and twisties so they clearly know their shit.
the red rock deli honey soy chicken and chili chips are amazing.
in nz you've got pineapple lump chocolates, l&p soda, fresh up and just juice fruit juice, rashuns chips and this heavenly recipe we call lollycake made of crushed biscuits, condensed milk and little soft lollies.
pascall lollies are pretty good in general though and these little cunty toffee sticks called k bars. moro bars and pinkies are god tier chocolate bars.
also amazing is this powdered fruit juice called raro which comes in all different flavours in little saches you mix with water. as a kid me and my sister used to steal them from the pantry and take them to school to share with friends. it was basically just flavoured sugar in a bag. i'm fairly certain every child in nz has attempted to snort it at least once.
soft drinks in nz are awesome in general, at least compared to aus standards. 99c for a 1.25ltr of budget soda in a million different flavours, all hail the ice cream soda.

this has made me very homesick

This stuff right here.

I lived in Germany for a year and got addicted to these. They are pure sugar and fatty as hell, even by American standards, but so goddamn good. Can't find them outside of Europe, despite my best efforts.

I gained like 20 pounds that year, probably thanks to these and the Donor Kebab place right by my apartment. Lost all the weight when I returned to America, which I'm pretty sure is something that normally only happens in Bizzaro World.

>>5252904
i seen these in /toy/ alot and what are they i know there kids snack but are they chocolate or something like that?

>>5252895
Curly Wurly bars. I JUST ordered those for the first time off Amazon because they were like 5 bucks including shipping and I figured what the hell.

They USED to have an American equivalent (Marathon Bars) back in the 70s but we don't have them now. Curly Wurly bars are now a fav of mine.

>>5257432
Fucking these. My sister brought me some back when she studied abroad. I ended up having to special order more. Best strawberry candies ever.

>>5251799
fucking /b/ probably writing fake reviews so they make up shitting stories.

>>5254672
that depends what marzipan have you had? i've never had bad marzipan