/ck/ - Food & Cooking

you know what, it kinda makes sense.

animals consume the placentas, mucosal tissue, and blood they shed to replenish lost nutrients.

our paleolithic human ancestors probably did the same.

these tumblr girls aren't necessarily wrong in what they do. but where's the decorum?

you're the worst thing that's happened here all week

These aren't vegan then

>feminists are now trying to trick me into consuming their menstrual blood

>>5220184
this has absolutely disgusted me. Im actually at a loss for a reply which can express my repulsion in the right way. Please please please take this thread down.

>>5220208
>have tons of options of food that doesn't require you to eat the shit that your body is trying to get rid of
>they aren't wrong
I know OP is a guy playing as a girl to troll but those tumblr bitches are brain dead hipsters

>>5220262
I appreciate you being a douche but yeah, this is real. I fucking put time into this. Not cool bro

BULLSHIT PROOF

Babbys first troll

>>5220306
Well, we're sorry you put time into doing something completely pointless and honestly, disgusting.

>>5220306
So why the hell do you do it? It's not healthier. It's not a smart, clever thing to do. My body makes piss and I can safely drink it but I don't.

You basically went "LOOK WHAT I DID", but forgot to realize that what you did is like the kid that ate his own boogers in kindergarten and mistakenly attatched pride to it.

>>5220184
>1 cup of pussy aids in place of eggs
>thinks showing off your saggy tits are going to help your cause

I saw eggs go into that mixture too, did you subtract a tampon for every egg?

I'm fucking eating my hamburger and see this shit.
Eww fuck that's gross.

>tfw this reminded me of that ice cream parlour here in the UK that sells ice cream made with breast milk
>tfw this reminded me that the woman who owns, manages and founded that parlour is my cousin
Thanks, OP. I'd almost managed to forget about that stain on my family.

>>5220306
This doesn't prove shit.
Looks more like you changed up the photo so you can't reverse search it or got a girl to do it for you to troll.
I won't believe you until I see you eating your menstrual blood.

>>5220360

Tit-milk is delicious, faggot.

>>5220184
>posting the same thread on multiple boards
Enjoy being banned for shitposting ;)

>>5220337
You're not thinking clearly. How do you not know it is healthy? Your body does not MAKE urine. Urine is a combination of toxicants that your body is trying to excrete. It filters all the toxic byproducts that your body produces in everyday reactions. Period blood is different. It contains a vast array of nutrients that are typically used to FEED and help the development of a fetus. The uterine lining is essential in the support and life of a fetus. This is what is excreted during the monthly cycle. It is PACKED with countless vitamins and minerals.

I took the time to draw out an easy-to-follow diagram for you.

>>5220360
>>5220366
Yeah, it's still a bit weird but breast milk is actually meant for human consumption.

Menstrual baking is fucked and you should feel at least a little bit bad or stupid OP.

>>5220364

Yeah, do I need to make a video? Wait. Got one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk_4FYZnD1o

>>5220364
AAAAND here's another fucking one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGCS9mAdiS0

>>5220405
>>>/pol/
See how they react, we have been kind.

mother of god this is gross. go fuck off

You guys are totally feeding off a troll's menstrual blood right now. How sad.

Jesus Christ this is horrifying. It's Cam-whoring with an agenda.

Gross

How do they taste?

Vaginal or Menstrual aren't good words to associate with food.
>those tits though

>>5220435
Honestly, pretty decent. Heard of blood play? A fertile (and ovulating and/ or menstruating woman's blood is significantly sweeter as a result of the amino acid sequence within the uterus lining.

Have you seen the documentary on the Ice Man found in the Alps or whatever? Around his neck was a mushroom he used as an antibiotic. And you know what the DNA testing on that mushroom revealed? Bizarrely, portions of the roots bore a nearly identical amino sequence to that of the uterine lining. And that mushroom was EFFECTIVE as an antibiotic. (Addendum: this mushroom has been traced way back further to an archean fungus with sturdy ventricles -- before this particular species of mushroom had ever reached land. This means women could POSSIBLY be related to a fungus within the sea. A mushroom that had ANTIBIOTIC properties.)

Do your research, asshole.

>>5220399
>>5220405
That cool-aid looks pretty refreshing

>>5220466
stop posting pictures of sara jessica parker

>>5220467
Go back to /b/

>>5220184
Of course not no reason to freak out its just menstral blood is a natural way to cook >>....I HEARD IT ON TUMBLR ANON FEMALE SUPREMACY

I mean seriously you know the shit they bleed out isn't exactly good for you right>?

>>5220467
What do mushrooms have to do with vaginal blood?

Get >>>/out/ pls. You wanna drink your period blood I can't stop you, but that's not for me.

>>5220473
Yeah, it's about time you learned to back up your arguments better. Pay attention.

http://youtu.be/8In7Yz9uMQo?t=27s

"soak your tampon in water"

>>5220184
Should have been aborted.

>>5220405
>>5220399
>>5220184
>>5220306
What a stupid whore. No wonder women get paid less than men.

>>5220490
Kool-aid looks real refreshing bitch.

So I don't visit /ck/ for a week, and then I come back, and this is the top thread.
What the fuck is wrong with you people.

>>5220489
>>>5220467 (You)
>What do mushrooms have to do with vaginal blood?
>Get >>>/out/ pls. You wanna drink your period blood I can't stop you, but that's not for me.

Thank you for respecting me. This fucking dude

>>5220467
>Heard of blood play?

>>5220490
mmm cottage cheese scraped off of panties

>not vegan friendly

What a bunch of cunts that only think abut themselves.

>>5220490
Usually I don't mind cam-whoring, but this is not something my boner is up for.

>>5220467
The Image of some retarded soft brained liberal mangina chugging straight from a vag because he has a cold or a fever is too much.
For someone with as much scientific knowledge as you, you seem a bit daft.

>>5220498
If you don't mind me asking, what fucking good does the pubic hair have? I thought you'd be garnishing with your crusty cunt flakes, but no fucking hair. What benefits does that have for your body?

>>5220467
>anecdotal evidence

Try again/

>>5220508
It's not about being daft, these pieces of shit take leaps and bounds to push their agenda and twist things so that it's in check with their fucked up games.

Just ignore this troll.

>>5220498
Yeah, but seriously, get the fuck >>>/out/

I really wish this thread didn't exist.

>>5220510
>>>5220467 (You)
>The Image of some retarded soft brained liberal mangina chugging straight from a vag because he has a cold or a fever is too much.
>For someone with as much scientific knowledge as you, you seem a bit daft.

The crunch! just a good way to top off your dish I guess? can't use cheese

>picking you nose and earing it is STILL looked down on
>eating vagina blood is becoming hip and trendy

Laughable how women only think about themselves.

>>5220510
wait
they put
they put PUBIC HAIR IN IT?!?!?!??!?!
>refusing to watch because I'm scared and NOW I HAVE GOOD REASON TO BE

>>5220514
Hair doesn't have a crunch you fucking twat.
I have had pubes in my mouth before and it's not crunch, it just bends You're a shit troll. GET OUT.

>>5220517
There are still some great women around, most are in their 30's though. Wouldn't touch half the girls in their 20's right now though.
I only know a few good, traditional and caring women.

>>5220525
*tips fedora*

>>5220495
Does your post mean all men are retarded misogynists? Of course not. Not all women drink/eat their bodily excretions.

>>5220514
Fuck off it's crunchy, stop trying to be an edgy cunt you hipster piece of shit.

>>5220519
Fine, you want a legit fucking response?

Pubic hair is made of keratin, a type of fiber. Thankfully this particular fiber is much thinner than the ones on your head. The keratin is free of lactase, making it a great choice for individuals who are gluten and lactose intolerant. So ever wondered why cats eat grass for their digestive systems? Same idea.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/Pili_Multigemini.jpg

>>5220525
>most are in their 30's
have you been outside?
most women in their 30's are fucking used up cumrags with 60 crotch spawn demons running around them......................................

Based on some of these videos, I'm gonna wager a guess and say that they're just giving everyone a hard time and that this is some kind of elaborate ruse. I hope.

I subbed regardless

>>5220535
mmmmh, that sounds wonderful, i love triggering my gag reflex when I'm eating :)

>>5220535
Fuck sake, you are one persistent cunt with your shit tier science babble.

>>5220535
Hey, could you maybe get the fuck out and stop making women on 4chan look insane? Thanks. They should bring back the hysteria diagnosis just for whackjobs like you. My menstral blood goes down the drain, like it belongs.

>>5220535
Why can't I eat bran if I want fiber? Why would I ever eat pubic hair to get more fiber in my diet.

>>5220506
Is that all you men are here looking for?? Something to fuck??? Well HERE YOU FUCKING GO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlxfjOURmO0

I am not a toy. This is a FOOD and DINING category. you can all fuck off

>>5220548
>drain
son...hope u aren't flushing them tampons! For shame

>>5220534

What impoverished shithole do you live in?

>>5220550
>I am not a toy. This is a FOOD and DINING category. you can all fuck off

Then stop playing with your tits you fucking LE EDGY cunt face.

>>5220548
>>>5220535 (You)
>Fuck sake, you are one persistent cunt with your shit tier science babble.

And who are you? Some dumb bitch here to whip out your "I'm a chick" card? Good for you. Go back to your hole and fuck yourself in it. You're a fucking girl. WOW.

>>5220551
nah, I use disposable menstrual cups, tampons give me cramps and make me feel bloated.

>>5220559
When did I ever say I was a girl? The fuck are you babbling on about you incoherent fuck wad.

>>5220559
Hey, I'm not the one with my tits flopping out everywhere. You can fuck right off to the psych ward you came out of.

>>5220534
>have you been outside?
Yes, and as I said maybe only half of the chicks in their 20's now are fucked, as in retarded, glued to their smartphones, materialistic, 'feminist' with no grasp of the actual meaning, ignorant etc.
Isn't the OP a demonstration?

>>5220550
You're trying too hard it's getting really obvious now bro.

>>5220554
I'm a retail slave. That's 90% of what women in their 30's are from what I've seen and I see a lot of fucking people. Most women that age are used up

>>5220560
>menstral cups

>>5220559
Dude you're the one with the name GIRLS and you've posted pics of your fat, cunt blood smeared sow-tits all over the place

>>5220559
Actually she sounds more like a woman you stupid fuck, you should learn what it means.

>>5220573
Not really? I don't know many women like that at all. You guys project way too much, these crazy cunts make up like not even close to half the population. Either way, I'm not going to argue about all that I'd rather laugh at this pathetic....thing that has disgraced our board.

>>5220578
Yes I am a woman. I appreciate that :)

>this thread
I'M DONE. JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

Everyone report these posts, I don't even know what rules were broken i just want it to leave please.

>>5220545
Thanks, but you're missing the point. I have a bathology degree and I know what I'm talking about -- but the point is that you can be a VEGAN and make a healthy choice.

>>5220384
i would eat my girl's period becuase i love her and im an idiot

>>5220575
menstrual cups stink less than pads. I use the disposable kind because I'm not disgusting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2drNCv9ac1I

>>5220583
Sweetheart, I think he was talking about me, not you. Please learn to read.

>>5220583
>D-don't hit on me...silly boys ;)

>>5220588
And now the ruse is revealed.

>>5220583
There is a clear difference between a woman and a girl(child).
Protip: it's not just biological.

>>5220595
Yes and you are looking at one!! I don't understand the confusion

BTW DID U KNOW I'M A GRILL???????

>>5220590
Oh ok!! I'm happy to see your vagina has taken over this thread. Because of course you are the centerpiece.

>>5220610
Exactly!! That other girl! "I use moon cups" LMFAO

>>5220617
omg I no rite??? such a dumb bitch! Us GIRLS right? We NO wats up 0mg :-)

Hey you, she can express herself on an image board any way she wants.

>>5220588
Well now we have 2 options, either you are rusing us, which then leads to the question why have you found such videos. The other option is that you are insane.

/ck/, everyone.

>>5220629
like omg leave her alone she is just EXPRESSING HERSELF and its not HURTING anyone and she's a STRONG independent WOMYN.
You're all so SEXIST!!!!!!!!!

>>5220624
Yup, you're probably her. Why don't we just ask for tit and vag shots now??? Come on girl! SCARED? I thought you were an "intelligent woman"

>>5220184
menstrual blood is an animal product; humans are animals, these cupcakes are not vegan

>>5220637
that bitch is jelly ;-) u so fierce, OP

>>5220467
Bacteria/fungus grows in parts of your body=natural growth. its because your a host dumbfuck heard of a yeast infection?
>>5220503
tl;dr period blood fetish
>>5220535
there are a lot of different sources of keratin. Whilst true it does occur naturally in hair, this is obviously unsanitary to use in cookery.
>tl;dr sticking the remains of a haircut in a loaf of bread is retarded.
>>5220550
1. you are being sexist yourself.
2. this is vulgar and has nothing to do with cooking.
3. you are probably a troll.
>>5220184
Menstural blood cannot be a decent replacement avian eggs. they are not the same.

even if you wanted make a cake with period blood it wouldn't work.

>>5220467
>women could POSSIBLY be related to a fungus within the sea

>>5220629
I'm sorry do not get accusatory with me. I will start accusations with you.

already posted a proof picture above. Do you really need another one?

>>5220184

but menstrual eggs are not vegetables...

I feel like I need some kind of worrying music playing in the background when watching these videos
>Case in point
http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D8In7Yz9uMQo&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Ds_-QG3Ew0O0&start2=&authorName=snoopsagan

>>5220655
then post a picture that says 'here u go /ck' on your tits. Do it faggot

>Used mesntrual blood instead of eggs

BAIT, BAIT AND ONLY. ONLY BAIT.

If you believe this, then you know shit about cooking and you should leave /ck/

>>5220655
Yeah make one with you holding a paper with "hello /ck/" and the date. Did you never learn how to do it properly?

>>5220659
doing it.

>>5220384

Cum feeds into fetuses too, and is packed with protein. Let me bake some semen fresh from my cock to your mouth.

>>5220665
o shit

Well OP? Where is it? How fucking long does it take to draw on your titties with a sharpie and take a pic?
You're a fucking troll

>>5220679
Part 1

old pad from 3 days ago

>>5220684
I don't care about your unsanitary bullshit.
Show us your tits and the words on them now.

>>5220684
Oh god it's going to be blood-themed

>>5220643
>animal product
Unless the blood was stolen it doesn't really conflict with the vegan morality.

>>5220679
part 2

A girl sat on my face once, and was bleeding as I ate her out.

Tasted like metallic pussy juice, which made it pretty good.

Does period blood taste similar to this?

>>5220692
They have different tastes actually.
It's indescribable. Some people think its gross and others love it, but there's always a slight metallic, bloody taste to it.

Epic girl, I guess you're cuhurazy, huh?

>>>/b/

>>5220664
part 4

JFC where are the mods
somebody get /b/ or /pol/ or something and put her in her place or something

>>5220687
Blood smeared titties are still titties.

>>5220696
I SAID TO POST IT ON YOUR TITS YO FUCKING USELESS WHORE

YOU'RE DISGUSTING -AND- YOU CAN'T READ

>>5220695
part 5

"CK Here i am"

>>5220697
/pol/ already here

>>5220696
hideous

>>5220703
Perfect, now go be so randum for the win on /b/

Oh god its real

ITS REAL
THE DISGUSTING SOW IS REAL

>>5220694
Is it like, bitter? The blood I tasted was very sweet. I imagine period blood must taste acrid, like old spinach that goes dark and slimy in the fridge

>>5220697
/pol/'s already here
I don't know what to say
Bitches be crazy?

Fun fact if you report a post/posts enough times they'll auto delete
At least that's what I remember

>>5220705
i am not doing anything wrong. I am being publicly micterated upon

>>5220716
May as well get /b/ in on this shit too.

>>5220550

You know what, her skin looks rather nice.

No pimples or other blemishes. Also very smooth-looking, and with a healthy glow.

Maybe there's something to eating menstrual blood.

>>5220703
well I hoped that you were just trolling, but now it turned to the other option. Congratulations, you are officially weird and disgusting.

>>5220651
I just thought I could be helpful and let people know: In cooking, a decent egg subsitute that has worked for me in baking is 1 egg = 2 Tbsp. water + 1 Tbsp. oil + 2 tsp. baking powder. Couldn't taste the difference when I made chocolate chip cookies, though the texture wasn't ideal. But this is certainly better than using your menstrual waste. Less chance of giving people hepatitis.

>>5220715
It varies. Sometimes blood is 'old', sometimes blood is fresh. It's not something one can pin down.

>>5220724
this is what i am trying to say. I am TIRED OF THIS SHIT PEOPLE. You need to stop and see that I am a PERSON.

Lets blow this thread up.
We must spread it far and wide
SOMEONE summon our husband /co/ to shit on this bitch, they especially hate tumblr shit

>>5220727
Well, how much time does it take for it to go 'old'?

I'm turned off by the idea of old stuff, as it makes me think of when you eat old grapes that have split on a bunch and they taste like boxed wine.

I'd probably try fresh, even just once, as long as it was safe. I'm not a food prude.

>>5220730
This is 4chan. What did you expect? Are there people out there who advertise it as a place full of nice people?

>>5220730
why did you think people would be nice to you on 4chan of all places?

>>5220730
then don't advertise as a whore. If we saw a apparently naked dude sending pics we'd probably ask him to stick something up his ass. It's not sexist you're just advertising wrong

>>5220732
I think we could probably get /an/ in on this. Look at where she lets her cat drink her fucking period blood there, what the FUCK. If that doesn't count as animal abuse I don't know what does.

>>5220737
We posted the same thing, now we have to get married. It's the rules.

>>5220737
I expected at least a TINY BIT of respect okay. That is all I am saying. This is making me really pISSED OFF

>>5220730
It's fine if you want to post here about your 'menstrual cooking' or whatever.
But you can't expect everyone to just nod their heads in unison and agree that it should be done.

I'd hit it, but then I'd pretty much fuck anything

>>5220734
To be honest it has nothing to do with how long it takes it has to do with the girls natural flow
Some girls have a 'fresh' period the whole way through, others have literal old smelling ones with brown chunks of uterine lining. It's not an exact thing.

>>5220745
Literally end yourself
Go back to tumblr
Stay there
You and that crazy bitch who made menstrual blood cookies can trib your oozing wounds together

I don't even understand the need/reasoning for all of this. We can easily get nutrients without having to resort to cooking our own biological waste. Why do this? It's not like it confers a flavor/health advantage. It's unsanitary and unhealthy, both mentally and physically.

>>5220745
We aren't autotrophs you fucking moron

>>5220755
this is for attention, she's an attention whore

>>5220724
>Maybe there's something to washing your body with soap daily and eating good oils in moderation.
FTFY

>>5220751
I've noticed through many relationships how varied periods can be. I've been with girls who blow chunks out their vagina sporadically during their period, some that just have a regular weekly flow like clockwork and some that have them what seem like every ten days, at a constant drip.

Is there any preferred cycle for 'fresh' stuff? I'm interested.

>>5220751
Yeah, mine smells like whoreskank. Lots of fucking chunks and it's THICK.

Also, my fiance always complains that my sweat gets an "off" smell during and right before my period. Anyone have any fucking clue what that is? It pisses me off when he can tell I'm menstruating.

>>5220745

You're asking respect for eating menstrual blood. It's like demanding people clap when you shit on the floor and call it a play you're just being weird and gross for the sake of being weird and gross no one cares.

>>5220750
Thank you :)

>>5220744
well are you hot?

>>5220745
You started with the minimum respect, then lost it all with the first post. It's your own fault. Don't make yourself a big target. It's as simple as that.

>>5220762
I'm not 100% sure, I have a disorder where I don't have a period for long stretches of times, usually months and months, then I have one, long period for up to 5 weeks.

I get every single type of 'flow' there is during this time. Some days its a little drippy, others its chunky, others its normal.

It's not worth it, I'd rather have one small one a month.

>>5220762

Pheromones brah. Men can tell by instinct when a woman is menstruating.

I smelled a tampon once

ONCE

Women are disgusting creatures

>>5220764

I blame Pussy Riot.

I think they started the weird and gross = empowering feminism thing.

>>5220754
>>5220756
Oh god I love this place.

>>5220768
you guys need to stop. i have asked NICELY. Now I will LEAVE.

>>5220778
please do, no one wants to drink your discharge

>>5220776

>that pic

I can't tell if that's supposed to be activism or very creative shoplifting.

Fucking Russians.

>you'll never eat a cum cke

>>5220762
Why can't you take this to /co/?

>>5220769
Yeah, I had a cycle like that when I was on depo-provera. Not worth it. Was a nightmare and I got anemic. My usual is heavy but only lasts 5 days.

>>5220778
bye whore dont come back until you learn to cook with real food instead of your own secretions

I came here to tell you that that's fucking nasty, and my culture eats blood sausage

>>5220783
huh??

Leave my thread if you aren't contributing anything.

>>5220778
No no no stay and show us how to make earwax smoothies and icing out of our own shit

>>5220783
I'd rather eat a cum cake. At least that would be something I'm normally expected to swallow.

>>5220775
It's true, a womans mouth or vag is far more dangerous disease wise than a mans dick or ass, I'm not even gay, that's just how it is.

>>5220791
shit IS icing. Put a star cap on your ass and viola!

topkek

>>5220791
how about using belly button lint as a vegan substitute for Parmesan cheese.

Jesus fucking Christ. I don't really care what you eat, but don't bring that shit here and expect other people to like it.

>>5220794
I'M GOING BLIND

if you think menstrual blood is the nastiest thing you've eaten in your entire life, i feel sorry for you. you eat billions of harmful bacteria every day. enjoy living a lie retards

>>5220799
i will subscribe to your newsletter, good sir

>>5220799
And McNuggets are grounded up chicken bone

>>5220800
I used a cheese grater on my heel callous once and it smelled and looked exactly like Parmesan cheese

>>5220792
Yea. Cum is already tasty. At least mine is.

>>5220799
I eat my boogers and never wash my hands and I know from experience never to get anywhere near rotting fish period

>>5220804
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
i'm not hungry anymore

So, how did tumbrl and /b/ infiltrated /ck/?

>>5220806
Cum gives me a weird tingly after taste at the back of my throat

I'm convinced that it's the wriggling sperm

>>5220812
Reddit

isnt having other people consume your blood quite dangerous?

>>5220804
did you try aging it

>>5220806
Most cum is unless you eat asparagus often. If you want it really tasty drink a lot of pineapple juice, it does make a difference.

>wanted to take up cooking because I want to be a half competent human being
>decide come here to lurk
>this is one of the first threads I see

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>5220813
You could be slightly allergic, believe it or not. Or it could just be psychological. I'm not a fucking doctor.

>>5220815
Obviously.

>>5220817
Just pineapple juice? I thought you had to eat a shit ton of fruit to get your dick and cum to taste sweet, not just some pineapple juice.

>>5220813
I forget what food it is, but it gives that feeling I get when I smell or eat my cum and it gives me this high.