/ck/ - Food & Cooking

No he's a faggot with shit taste

>>5195060
In comics or in cake?

>>5195078
comics, toons, fashion, not being an autistic manchild who cheats with unattainable 2d waifus

fails in all categories

>>5195058
We never loved him.
Now /k/, there's a stud.
We just need to get him away from /x/.

>>5195084
It sounds like /ck/ as her panties full of tomato sauce, if yer catch muh meanin

>>5195085
/x/ was a fling, /an/ is his new fuck

But yeah, need a man who can put fresh-shot food on the table and live off the land.

>>5195084
Oh come on, it's not like /ck/ could do any better. /tg/ is the only other board who would have you long-term and they would insist on maintaining an open relationship because... well we all know about their "friendship" with /d/.

At least /co/ cares about you. That should count for something,

>>5195058
>this faggot still reads Marvel

enjoy your spiderman NTR betamax

Every year the same "drama drama drama" and artificial shit.

Someone either derail or delete the thread.

Or post recipes that kids can learn with minimum threat to themselves.

>>5195093

/k/ it is then, /out/ loves animals too much.

>>5195094
W-we're just friends. You're like a brother to me, I wouldn't want to change that...

I've always had a crush on /x/. I'm going to roast him a chicken with perfect crispy skin, seasoned with a love potion made according to a classic formula.

>>5195094
I hate that /tg/ gets stuck with having their loud buy vocal minority get to spew all of this 'hurr-durr d-light' shit.

>>5195102
*her

>>5195100
/k/ and /an/ are married and /out/ is their child.

>>5195098
>/co/ can't even cook

And this is why you are unworthy.

>>5195106
I see no reason why we can't fuck /k/ behind /an/'s back.

>>5195105
>>5195102
>implying /x/ has a fixed gender

Do you really want to open that can of worms? They're probably alien worms that will lay eggs inside your eyes or something. /co/ might be a loser, but at least he's safe. You should do what all mature boards do eventually and just settle for the safe bet.

It's not like you'd get shit for cheating. /co/ is so beta he'd probably apologize for not being there enough for you and blame himself.

>>5195112

He wouldn't appreciate the cooking though. On the other hand, /k/ knows his venison.

>>5195115
We have more members of /k/ come to our board more often.
/co/ only visits when he feels obligated to because holidays

>>5195098
I feel bad for the betautism child in this pic

/co/ is a cancerous board. I'd rather cook for /v/ or even /b/.

>>5195112
>It's not like you'd get shit for cheating. /co/ is so beta he'd probably apologize for not being
I'd have taken all your spices and poured stink powder into them, and then mixed the flour and self-raising flower together if you cheated on me.

>>5195115
/co/ knows his liquor. He drinks with /lit/ sometimes. Sometimes I worry about /lit/. He should get off the sauce.

>>5195125
Please, he read one book about alcohol and thinks he's the bee's knees

>>5195107
Actually I have plans on teaching my nephew how to cook on the weekends once he's a bit older.

But I'd really rather see this thread go in a more positive direction or just a completely different direction than watch a lot of sad role playing take place which happens just about every year on this day.

>>5195124
Do you want to die?

>>5195127
b-but this is 4chan!

>>5195128
You want to not be a whore then?

>tfw no gf
I'm in a stage of hating almost any sweet foods so it's ok. would need to be a badass gf to appreciate a hot vegetable curry on valentines rather than junk.
fyi i'm the twig of all twigs

>>5195134
Yes, but if you're going to role play and pretend to be a board personified, at least try to make it entertaining.

More /ck/ newfag pics just because I saved a bunch of them a long time ago and never get to post them.

>>5195136
wrong img

>>5195126
More like he thinks alcohol helps him write.

The jury's still out on whether or not it does, but meanwhile I worry for the state of his liver.

>>5195136

You drive a hard bargain.

>>5195140
>implying /ck/ isn't a hardcore alcoholic

Haven't you seen the 5am beer club thread?

>>5195107
aww I think they're kinda cute. Look how much they care >>>/co/58920965

>>5195145

Well maybe we can cut them a break.

>>5195148
Nigga lined the tables with comic book pages at our crawfish boil. Ruined the entire 10 gallon pot with shitty cape ink.

Fuck his retarded ass.

>>5195149
/co/ was raised on The Simpsons. He thinks he's just being a lovable dope.

>>5195149
Oh, well fuck his shit then.

There may be a few shifty ones among us, and our little sister /mlp/ may have ruined 4chan for a while, but as a /co/merade I want to say that you make us happy every day of the year.

while we may dream of grand adventures and super heroics, nothing beats a home cooked meal from you, /ck/. And unlike the stories in our comics where love can be tossed aside, or retconned out of existence, our love for you is forever.

We love you, /ck/. Happy valentines day.

You're the bun in my oven
The taste on my lips
You cook up good lovin'
And have lovely hips

Comics might be my first love
And Cartoons too
But you're my Love Zero
And I would never forget you

>>5195058
I thought we divorced /co/

>>5195203
Yeah, but apparently now we need a restraining order.

Does anyone know if chocolate prices go down the day after V-day?

>>5195206
Pretty considering /ck/ and /co/ are right next to each other.

>>5195207
Usually discounted candy as far as your fat grubby fingers can reach

>>5195177
Good job. Guaranteed sex with /ck/ now.

>>5195203
>>5195206
you misspelled HAPPILY MARRIED

>>5195149
>implying /co/ would ever take books apart to anything
nigga, if anything the funny pages with garfield and family circus

Aw, /co/, I'll be thinking about you tomorrow, maybe I'll make you a cake if you're lucky, but you know how it has to be.....I'm going to serve you BamHam.

>>5195098

i actually updated that picture a long time ago. now it's even worse.

I'm hungry, but the first person to bring me matzah balls gets choked out.

>>5195384
How do Latkes sound?

Why do I get the felling someone's running back and forth between /co/ and /ck/ and trying to break us up.

>>5195384
How about some gefilte fish on a bagel with some kreplach on the side?

>>5195722
Unless /co/ starts making fucking meat bread like some assholes who won't be named, we'll be together forever.

>>5195722
It must be that /d/ bitch.

She tried to start some shit between /tg/ and /co/ last valentines, she is a fucking evil bitch.

>>5195739

>>5195722
I think it's newfags.

Hold on baby, we just need to get our shit together, which is probably going to take a day.

Sorry, I don't date manchildren

I think /co/ and /m/ are best bet for butt buddies

>>5195790
>>5195810
ok this newfag theory is becoming stronger.

Everybody knows /m/ and /toy/ are in a solid relationship for years.

>>5195207
Always.

Not that you won't look sad buying V-Day candy for yourself.

This thread actually hurt my feelings.

>People claiming /co/ and /ck/ are divorced
Wrong.

Our love is pure and fine.

And this is why doing a thread so early usually ends wrong /co/, most of shitposters and newfags are awake at that hour.

>>5195722
There is always THAT guy, could be from /co/, could be from here or could be from somewhere else, it happens everyday, he hates our love

We'll always love you /co/

why would you portray /ck/ as female

>>5195939
Everyone's new is shining brightly today

>>5195939
Because it would be creepy if we did bromance comics all the time.

>>5195944
>implying /ck/ doesnt have Dissociative identity disorder and isnt an angry veteran chef, an adorable housewife and a fat weeaboo

>>5195963
Why would there only be one of us. /ck/ is a slow moving board with a wide-variety of people, not a hurr hurr legiun board.

Also, one cook is a grumpy cook. We come in small groups that frequently have an eery family bond despite having nothing but sins in common.

>>5195981
Fuck off, newfag.

>/k/ is married to /an/
>/tg/ have been fucking around with /d/, literally.
>/tg/ have feeling threads about /x/ every other week.

Sorry about all the drama starting faggots /ck/. We'll always love you.

>>5196070
Was that on /co/ or /ck/?

>>5196106
The posts were from /co/ thread, the pic was from a /ck/ thread trying to make the sandwich.

>>5196222
That's adorable

Everyone always draw /ck/ as a girl. I don't think your average lurker on any board but /ck/ realizes how dangerous a kitchen can be. Genitalia aside, it takes balls to get burns and KEEP COOL and not drop more hot food all over you.

Isn't /ck/ like, in a weird, tense threesome with /fit/ and /fa/ ?

>>5196279

>>5196279

that's /cgl/.

>>5196279
it's a love square

>>5195103
don't worry, it's nothing but a/ related quest threads now

>>5195140
/ck/ is a raging alcoholic too. I like /lit/ but I don't think he'd be into us. /k/ is my favorite but he's taken. I think /fit/ would try to fuck around with us but fuck that asshole /fit/. I think /co/ is the only one who really loves us, but he's kind of annoying and childish.

w-what about /r9k/, guys? I means hes really beta and autistic, but sometimes I feel sorry for him. could we maybe be his valentine this year?

>>5195085
/k/ is with /tg/

>>5196952
/k/ and /tg/ are bros, but he's with /an/

For the last fucking time.

/ck/ is not a chick. There are no women on the internet. Now go fuck yourself.

>>5197058
I want youngfags to LEAVE FOREVER!

>>5197073
>Everyone has always loved them
>It's not possible people who've been around as long as me don't like them!

Some of us never liked this shit. Go play waifu somewhere else.

>>5196279
balls are fragile, vaginas take a pounding and shove a kid out

>>5197088
>no women on the Internet
what the fuck is this, 2005? go back in your basement

>>5197088
If you don't like hide the thread you entitled little wuss.

>>5197104
I'm not even that anon, but I'm tired of
>stop not liking what I like!
People have always had both positive, and negative opinions on this board personality and coupling shit.

bump

>>5195058
I would cook /co/ some topkek.

>>5200000
burlenski

>>5200000
are you kidding me

>>5200000
Kek is always top choice
:^)

>>5200000
haha

>>5200000
had some
not great

>>5195058
where can i find the rest of these? someone pls dump.

>>5200000
topget

Huh...

>>5200063
I don't think this is a board-tan thing. It's more a /co/ OC thing. If anyone dumps it, it'll just be nothing but /co/'s OCs. If you still want to check it out, try looking for The /co/nservatory.

I'd rather take /diy/ though.
They're capable and have a good sense of humor.

>/co/

You mean /fit/

>>5196764
>/r9k/
>giving the robot a slimmer of hope
Dear god, no.

He hasn't been the same since his little sister moved out.

And hanging out with Tumblr constantly.