/ck/ - Food & Cooking

No, fuck you. Also sage.

>>5147040

no, nobody hates cheese. There must be some kind of Dianetics-related reason that you hate cheese.

Were you playing baseball once with your dad and then instead of throwing the ball he raped you with a string cheese?


Nah but seriously... what is it about cheese you don't like? The bitterness? The funky smell? Do you like yogurt? Sour Cream? Tell me the time you first decide you hate cheese.

>>5147040
Oh yeah, my friend did that when we were kids.

But I know you're not him, because he fucking grew up and learned to not be a picky eater.

>>5147040
Unless your lactose-intolerant then you have no reason to be such a picky eater.

>>5147052
>what is it about cheese you don't like?

It tastes like shit.

>>5147071
ur shit

>>5147040

Opposite. I hate pineapples on a pizza. i used to pick that off...not anymore though. ive realized that picking it off is useless since i can still taste its remnants. Now i request pineapples whenever i order.

>>5147071
Typical tripfag. Sage.

entyist wretchedness

>>5147040

>no cheese on a pizza

Based delivery bro reporting in. There are a couple people who order no cheese pizzas in my area. A no cheese pizza is the most disgusting thing I have ever made, and I have made a lot of pizzas.

Also the people who I deliver these "pizzas" to are the weirdest fucking people ever. The double anchovy lady is way better off than the no cheese guy. So you are probably a fucking weirdo and your pizza store hates you.

Pineapples are the bomb though, but you need some jalapeno and pepperoni on that bitch.

>>5148014

>YOU MUST ORDER A PLAIN PEPPERONI PIZZA OR WE WILL SPIT IN YOUR FOOD FUCK YOU

Man I wish I lived in a first-world country where food workers actually care about their job and their customers.

Unlike the U.S. where everyone's super entitled and hates you just for existing.

>>5148054
Bro I don't give a fuck about what toppings you choose.

I am just saying that a NO CHEESE pizza is a fucking abomination. You are spitting in my face by ordering a pizza without cheese at a pizza place.

I always try to make every pizza as amazing as possible because I fucking love pizza and nobody should get a bad pizza.

>>5148066

>opinions

Pizza dough is like a blank canvas. Being able to do whatever the fuck you want with it is what makes pizza great. If anything a no-cheese pizza is kind of cool because it means that somebody is trying something out of the ordinary. A no-cheese pizza with anchovies and jalapenos might be super fucking tasty but you'll never know unless you try.

You like pineapple on pizza and I think that it's shit and that the sweetness of fruit doesn't go with pizza at all. That's just my opinion though. If some crazy bastard hadn't thought of chopping up a fucking pineapple to put on his pizza you would never have been able to enjoy it.

So, stop being such a judgmental prick. Eat what you want and respect other people's choices in what they want to eat. Especially since they're the customer and it's your job to make to-order pizzas for them. If they want a giant cracker with no sauce or cheese who gives a fuck? It's less work for you and it's what they want to eat.

OP is Sceak you fools. Hide, sage, report.

>>5148096

> If anything a no-cheese pizza is kind of cool because it means that somebody is trying something out of the ordinary.

This. I like cheese on my pizza, but I'd try it without.

I delivered for my first job, I can recall having to make a no cheese pizza a few times.

Some people wanted a pizza with no sauce, only cheese and toppings, which makes a little more sense.

But I guess a pizza with no cheese is just a sheet of uncut breadsticks with the sauce already on.

Worst one was the guy who wanted the pizza topped with raw garlic. My car stank for 3 days.

>>5148140
>garlic
>stinks

The fuck? Garlic smells wonderful

>>5148119
>OP is Sceak

No.

Fucking cheese elitists. Some of us just don't like cheese. I never understood why everyone makes such a giant deal out of it. You can say you don't like chocolate, or that you don't like white bread and nobody gives a shit, but hold the fucking train if you say you don't really like cheese. That crosses the god damned line.

Cheese is fucking disgusting and nasty as shit, but I respect that other people see it differently and enjoy eating it. Go ahead, good on you.

But let me order my fucking pizza without cheese you giant fucking cunts.

>>5148365
>You can say you don't like chocolate, or that you don't like white bread and nobody gives a shit, but hold the fucking train if you say you don't really like cheese.

To preface this, I totally respect your right to not like cheese. I'd never give you shit for it; you just don't like it, and that doesn't bother me at all.

I think the difference here is that there are so many fucking kinds of cheeses with wildly different flavors and textures that it's really tough to group them all together and just outright say "I don't like cheese." The white bread is a poor comparison, as it'd be closer to saying "I don't like bread." Really? No bread? No whole wheat, no rye, no cinnamon raisin? What about cake? It's technically bread.

So you see, that's probably why people are so adamant about you not liking cheese.

>>5148365

It seems to me that claiming to not like bacon results in a far more violent reaction from people, especially because of the whole "EPIC BACON" thing going on right now.

I've never liked it, it just tastes like salt and grease to me, and not in the good way.

People ITT defending a cheeseless plebian.

You people will never make it in Flavortown.

>>5148417
>You people will never make it in Flavortown.

I imagine a /ck/ religion where you pray to Gordon Ramsey and the afterlife paradise is called Flavortown.

>>5147040
>Childs birthday party.
>Only serving pizza.
Trashy people detected. If you are going to invite someone to a party you should at least give them some home cookies.

>>5147040
yeah, i don't like it either. makes me feel sluggish and like it just sits in my stomach and isn't really digested

>>5148469
>Ramsey
>Flavortown

You mean the Flyover King. m8.

>>5147040
Pepperoni makes me very ill. Like my mouth swells up and and vomit and shit within several minutes ill. Even if it's on one half of a pizza I can't eat the other half because of oil.

My cousin is one of those 'no cheese' crazies. No one ever minded ordering a whole pizza with no cheese for her. No one would ever order an entire pizza without fucking pepperoni. I went my entire childhood turning down pizza until I was old enough to buy my own.

Fuck I just wanted some combination of garlic, onions, bacon, and mushrooms. Hell, I'd eat anything without pepperoni or sausage.

>>5147040
>Anyone else hate cheese?
HIGH FUCKING FIVE OP! I hate cheese too. It irks me when people find out I dislike cheese, first thing they think is "oh you must be lactose intolerant since you're Asian" NOPE! Then they're geniunely confused as to why I dislike cheese. I just hate the smell/taste of cheese.. It's just so cheesy and disgusting.

>>5147071
True story.
>mfw everyone around me gorges on rotten tit juice from a cow..

>>5148014
>A no cheese pizza is the most disgusting thing I have ever made
With that attitude, I can see you're a man with lofty ambitions. Dare I say you might even be the manager or even REGIONAL manager of a local pizza chain!

>>5148054
This be murrica, you're expecting too much.

Cheese is everywhere and I do get tired of it.

I do like some cheeses but there are a lot I don't.

I would probably like a cheeseless pizza but I don't bother to actually purchase pizza so it's a non-issue.

That's not a pizza. That's fruit salad on bread.

Cheese is a mandatory ingredient in pizza, like the crust and to some extent, the sauce.

OP, you should leave America.

>>5148014
Non-entitled pizza bro here.

I will admit that no cheese pizzas are a bit of an oddity (there's always a "huh?" or two when we get an order like that.. followed by a call back to confirm), but it's oddly egotistical of you to assume that it automatically makes their pizza a 'bad' pizza.

No cheese pizzas are the bomb, actually, if youre in the mood for it. Same with no sauce pizzas, or triple cheese pizzas, or god damn fruit salad pizzas.

As long as they get what they want, no one gets a 'bad' pizza. Quit forcing your opinions on others, ya cunt.

>>5147040
That's the most disgusting thing I've seen this week.

>>5147040

I like cheese :) And I'm okay that you don't!

>no cheese pizza with tomato sauce
Absolutely disgusting.

Only type of pizza it's acceptable is rustic pizzas with no sauce, just some olive oil or something for dressing, and whatever toppings.

>>5147040
You're not alone anon. My brother fucking hates cheese. Anything cheese related he poopoos immediately.

My younger brother could not stand it,
If there was a piece of it on the table and me or my brother pushed it closer to him even by a inch he would start making puking sounds as if that 1inch closer actually had some effect on him, he would make a big fuss about it until my mother would take it away and scold me and my older brother for teasing him.

Yeah i am not shitting you, he would cry and moan and act sick because cheese was just in hes sight. Best day was when we gave him a piece of cheese and told him it was white choclate. Yeah he ate it.

Saucy bread isn't pizza.

>>5147061
I'm lactose-intolerant and I fucking love cheese. Just pop a Lactaid right before. Cheese is amazing

>>5147071
There are thousands of cheeses you ignoramous, all with wildly different tastes and textures. Don't be a moron.

>>5150434

I've tried them all and they all taste like ass.

>>5150551
you've tried literally all cheese ever?

>>5150551
No you haven't.

>>5147040
what where their topping on?

>>5147040
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fuck you tripfriend

>>5147040
Holy fuck OP are you me.

>>5150554

Yes.

>>5150622

Yes I have, and I also tried your Mom's pussy too.

Yup, I can't stand cheese.
I also order cheeseless pizza.

>>5152571

schfifty five

>>5152782
My IQ

For some reason cheese makes me physically ill. I dunno why but I don't think it's lactose since I can drink milk and stuff. I always have to order everything cheeseless or I risk getting sick.

>>5152787

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XccUMOQ978

and it's sooooooooooooooooo good to hear it

>>5152846

i am temporarily shamed

>>5149879

Gordon Ramsey is the one true god, and Guy Fieri is his prophet.

>>5147040
Pineapples on pizza is for tree-dwelling West Coast bisexuals, so I can see why you don't like cheese like a real man.

>>5152880
>Not liking the objectively best pizza topping

>Putting pineapple on a pizza
>Putting pineapple on a cheeseless pizza

>>5152880
Oh, so you're one of those faggots...

same here, always hated cheese, was a pain in the ass as a kid at birthday parties would have to scrape it off, or have my parents tell there parents to order me a special pizza. I still hate cheese and order my pizza now no cheese sauce and extra pepperoni

>>5152762
So how's middle school going? Underage b&.

>>5147040
Fuck off you fussy piece of shit, saged and hidden

where i'm from there is such a thing as "party pizza" or "pizza strips" where there is no cheese:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_strips

however ordering out for pizza with no cheese just seems... pointless. i would argue that the main focus of a great pizza is the cheese and if you aren't into cheese you should consider other meal options.

>>5153305
>you should consider other meal options
Where I live pretty much all you can get for takeout is pizza. Sometimes you just don't want to cook and it's the easiest option.

>crusty pizza sauce
ich! lord have mercy

I love cheese, but have a really gnarly autoimmune reaction to dairy protein, and have on occasion ordered a no-cheese pizza. It sucks, but it brings back some memories of normal pizza, and a hot freshly made crust with a good sauce and toppings can still make for a pleasant enough meal.

Amy's brand of organic pansy shit makes a genuinely good frozen no-cheese "pizza" (no fake cheese either), based more around a carmelized onion sauce. I mean you might just as well call it something else, when you get rid of cheese and a traditional sauce, but whatever you call it it's still good.