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5140529 No.5140529[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Is there any downside to decaf? Causes blood in your stool or something

>> No.5140531

I sure hope not. Because I love coffee but can't have caffeine.

>> No.5140530

>>5140529
yeah drinking it is a sign you have no dick

>> No.5140541

Yes. You could be drinking water or caffeinated bean juice. Anything in between has the adverse effect of making you look like an utter faggot.

>> No.5140548

It'll stain your teeth and make you fart razorblades.

>> No.5140638

>>5140531
Same here anon. What are you in for?

>> No.5140671

>>5140638
Prostate infection. Doctor said no more alcohol, caffeine, or spicy foods.

But I'm a single guy from New Orleans. Telling me to out alcohol and spice is like telling me to kill myself.

So I compromised by cutting out caffeine completely to make up for it...

How about you?

>> No.5140719

>>5140671
tony?

>> No.5140723

>>5140719
TOM?

>> No.5140726

>>5140719
Nope. Sorry bro, my friends don't know about it.

>> No.5140736

>>5140529
serious answer. most of it is made with inferior beans. just a matter of the market being small, and the production process more expensive than regular coffee.

>> No.5140738

>>5140736 This

They want to keep a pound of decaf the same as a pound of regular, and because of the cost of processing they are forced to use a cheaper, inferior bean.

>> No.5140744

>>5140738
Excuse me, they want to keep a pound of decaf at the same price as a pound of regular.

>> No.5140998

>>5140671
I'm on major antidepressants and anxiety pills after having a massive panic attack and almost killing my girlfriend. So apparently caffeine messes with that.

>> No.5141003

>>5140671
You've ever been to cafe du monde? I grew up on their canned grounds. I dream of going there one day.

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5141051

Disgusting

>> No.5141076

The downside is it tastes like shit.

>> No.5141093

the decaffeination process is just about washing the beans in water, this aside there's no difference with regular coffee. It taste a bit different than regular, good coffee, but it's perfertly fine.

>> No.5141129

>>5141003
Yea. Coffee is strong at the Cafe du Monde, and the donuts are too hot to touch. And just like a fool when those sweet goodies cool, I eat till I eat way to much

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5141161

>>5141051

I lol'd.

>> No.5141164

>>5141129
Best part is dumping the powdered sugar from the beignets in the coffee, dunno why but it's delicious

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5141168

>>5141164
>dunno why sugar in coffee is delicious

Yep, I'm on /ck/ alright.

>> No.5141206

>>5141168
I normally drink without sugar
and it tastes different with the powdered sugar + beignet grease

>> No.5141234

>>5141206
>different

You mean sweeter?

>> No.5141239

>>5141093
>the decaffeination process is just about washing the beans in water
lol no bro

It's a bit more intensive than that

>> No.5141281

>>5141206
>it tastes different if i add something to it
keep going, what other pearls of new information have you discovered?

>> No.5141412

> curled up in bed to enjoy a nice morning coffee with milk and honey
> I fumble and it tips over, soaking a big spot in the bed

Sad. At least I had enough left in the pot to make another half a cup.

>> No.5141616

>>5140736
You are wrong.

Decaf is actually made with better quality beans. However, the decaf process destroys a lot of the taste of those beans and makes it taste similar to non-decaf.

The down side of decaf is that you're drinking a heavily processed bean. That, and that you're a fucking pussy. If you want something late at night just drink some goddamn tea.

>> No.5142774

>>5141239
he's not entirely wrong decaf is sometimes done as simple that
but now they have technology and can do it much more effectively/less naturally

>> No.5142817

the only downside is, it makes you grow a vagina

>> No.5143181

>>5141616
>better quality

yeah they definitely ruin their top beans intentionally