/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Pop tarts taste of despair.

Plz dont.

I prefer Frosted. I like heating up the unfrosted though, and then adding a bit of butter. Tastes like a cheap fruit biscuit/turnover. The cinnamon ones with butter are tasty and kinda like a cinnamon roll.

Frosted however, are best from the freezer. It makes the Frosting crunchy and awesome.

Frozen Cherry master race.

frosted because i enjoy diabetes

>>5129359
POTASSIUM BROMATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frosted because i'm not a faggot

>baked with real fruit
Lol, having a fruit lying aroud somewhere at the production factory probably qualifies for that slogan.

>>5129585
Cherry really is the best. With brown sugar cinnamon coming in close second.

>>5129655
>Baked with real fruit nearby in Juanita's lunch sack!

always unfrosted, because I'm watching my calories.

>>5129653
>With brown sugar cinnamon coming in close second.
Anon...you're alright.
I love me a pop tart in the middle of the day when I'm craving sugar.
I still can't believe they still market them as a breakfast food. They are sugary snacks that should be in individual packs. My sister gives my nephew pop tarts for breakfast and I'm like "You wonder why he's hyper and shits his pants everyday." Not only are they not filling as a breakfast they will cause your little bastard to crash midday at school. Why would a person do this to their own child. I'm an adult male and I wouldn't eat a two of these fuckers in one sitting. Imagine a little kid with a semi-empty stomach of sugar and carbs.

>>5129682
Some people have no idea how to be parents.

Anyone try these yet?

toaster strudel or nothing

>>5129665

You have no idea what you're talking about. And if you think these are shoops, NOPE!

http://www.poptarts.com/flavors/nutrition

don't even think about attempting this with unfrosted tarts.

>>5129998

Ice Cream Sandwich Poptart? Looks like Cookies and Cream, with Cookies and Cream Ice Cream.

>>5130025

Yeah, we all it the "dub-C"

>not frosting your own poptarts

fucking plebs

Its hard to find a shittier food than poptarts. I can't believe any parent would willingly serve this trash to their kid. Lets take a look at the stats shall we?

Calories 205
Calories from Fat 45
Total Fat 5.0g 8%
Saturated Fat 1.5g 8%
Polyunsaturated Fat 0.7g
Monounsaturated Fat 2.9g
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Sodium 165mg 7%
Carbohydrates 37.5g 12%
Dietary Fiber 0.5g 2%
Sugars 16.5g
Protein 2.0g

Not too bad you say? This is for 1 poptart. No one eats just 1 poptart, they come in pairs so everything here is doubled. Fucking 72.5 grams of carbs in a food smaller than the size of my fist. 410 calories in something that won't make a dent in your appetite. They need to tax dumb foods like this to pay for fat peoples surgery.

>>5129691
Or no idea about nutrition.

>>5130078

Next you're going to tell us how skinny you are, right Jenny Joyless? How about you just go shove a carrot in your tight vegan ass and fuck yourself right out of this thread.

>>5130096
lol fat people get so mad when you point out how shit their favorite foods really are.

If I'm going to eat that type of shit, I'd rather get a toaster strudel. At least those warm up nicely.

>>5130078
Also it's all that Xs 2 if you're eating both pop tarts. 1 serving is 1 single pop tart.

>>5130096
Calm down fatty

Frosted because I am not a hippie

>>5129979
my girlfriend swears by these

>>5129993
How do they do that? Do they add additional fat to the unfrosted ones because people wouldn't eat it otherwise? Fucking magic.

Pop tarts are legitimately the shittiest foods you can eat

Ridiculously calorie dense, hardly any nutritional value, extremely sugary/spikes blood sugar, and two tarts does not satiate hunger at all in the long term. Plus taste-wise, even as a snack food, they're just okay at best.

>>5130682
>btw, I have a girlfriend :)

>>5130642
Here come the strudel hipsters.

frosted brown sugar cinnamon is literally the only pop tarts worth having. All the other ones make me gag.

>>5129682
People can be fucking retarded. My mom would let me eat a pop tart or bowl of shitty cereal for breakfast but would get unhappy when my dad would cook bacon, eggs, and sausage or ham because that was "unhealthy". Sure bacon and eggs aren't something you should gourge on err day but I think its alot better than a damn pop tart.

>>5130682
btw i have girlfriend

>not just eating the edges

>>5130109
Why do you feel the need to?

>>5130682


Did anyone else notice that this guy is in a totally committed relationship with someone who I can only assume is the most awesome person on the planet which is why he just can't STFU about it?

>>5132011
C'mon man. Just cut it out. We know it's you. I'm on your side but you might as well just leave the thread now that you've said that.

>>5132013

ok ok, so what's your favorite part of the poptart...the JELLY?

>>5132021
I like them all the same.

>>5132030

is there a particular kind of JELLY you FEEL is better?

>>5132049
What's your deal man?

>>5132058

I'm just trying to help you express your feelings about JELLY, I know it can be difficult when you feel these kind of feels but if you get in touch with these emotions and express them you'll learn how to overcome these situations in the future.

>>5132064

>>5130711
Not so fast, there's also Spam, Vienna Sausages, Twinkees, instant ramen, donuts, bacon weaves and the ever popular and nauseating "potted meat".

>>5130735
Eggs are literally one of the healthiest proteins you can eat. Ever seen a Japanese man with diabetes? They're batshit for eggs over there, they eat them in everything - sometimes raw just mixed into rice. Eggs just got a bad name because of some bullshit junk science from the past.

>>5129359
I would normally answer this question with neither, but the quality of Toaster Strudels has become so bad that my family has just stopped buying them all together. You get less icing, the filling isn't as good, and now it doesn't even unfreeze all the way without burning the outside. They both suck now

>>5129359
I'm no fan of Pop Tarts, but every once in a while I buy a box of some odd flavor to try and understand why I loved them as a child. Last ones I liked were the "Limited Edition" Apple Pie ones. (WTF is it with these limited edition foods anyway...) My latest fling with these horrid rectangles of tasteless dough, those new "nutty" peanut butter ones are actually pretty tasty, for Pop Tarts. I bought the unfrosted ones.

>>5132075