/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5118226
I wonder how much I should use? The label seems a little ominous.

>>5118230
I've eaten anchovies before and they can ruin your food

>>5118230
I don't much care about ypur thread OP, but it was neat to see what another country's nutrition label looks like.

What is with the god damn bing bongs and their thousands of spreads for toast?

And the toast sandwich? Freals?

>>5118234
They can also improve your food.

gently smother your band-aid with it

>>5118243
2 anchovies per gallon of food

>>5118230
I hope I understand what "sparingly" means. They don't seem to be kidding around.

>>5118252
Well! It sure smells pretty loud! And that luscious green scum color. I hope I didn't dun goof!

>>5118256
HERE GOES /CK/, WISH ME LUCK!

>>5118269
good luck bb

Bleh. You ordered it on purpose?

>>5118283

Being adventurous isn't always a bad thing, you know.

>>5118269
Final verdict: It's good! My twelve year old daughter even wanted seconds! Pics to follow!

>>5118288
>>/tv/

>>5118288
Pics of your daughter pls

>>5118252
It means use little of, like Marmite

>>5118291
>>>/tv/

>>5118288
lol

>>5118291
op don't post pics he's going to jerk off to them

>>5118288
btw i have a daughter

>>5118288
For something that people warned me about, it was pretty good! And my (anosmic) daughter can't get enough!

>>5118316

I guess the saltiness of it would be a big hit with her.

>>5118316
Look at that face. She's in anchovy heaven!

>>5118316
Really, can you shut the fuck about your daughter? Nobody in this thread except that pedo asking for pictures cares.

>>5118321

What have you done?! He's probably photoshopping his dick where the toast is as we speak.

>>5118316
>anosmic
get more zinc in her diet

>>5118321
Last pic of my lovely child enjoying a British delicacy. Thanks for tuning in, /ck/. Any pictures of British fare you'd like to share?

>>5118323
Sometimes I forget this place is just /v/ with food

>>5118332
Sometimes I forget it isn't tumblr/facebook

>>5118321
what kind of sick fuck of a parent posts their own CHILD's photo on 4chan?!

my first post here and I already don't want to see what the aftermath of this thread will be

(but I do want to check out this stuff)

>>5118338
Hey, /ck/ is a sfw board. She's eating a piece of toast with Gentleman's Relish on it, it's hardly twerking.

>>5118350
Just blogging.

>>5118336
What the fuck does that even mean?

>>5118350
>mfw OP is actually from /tv/ and is going to work one out to these anchovy toast pics of their own daughter tonight

ITT: Person over the age of 40 comes to 4chan, soon regrets it

>>5118354
Looking for absolutely any excuse to brag about yourself and general quality of posts.

>>5118241
Harkens back to the days of war rationing.

You had bread and... Bread... So you made toast.

>>5118330
Don't think it will work. We had her MRI'd and a scope put up her schnoz and the doctors didn't know why she couldn't smell. She apparently has all the brain gear to make her nose work. We think it's genetic because my mother's father was also anosmic.

>>5118360
Why would I regret it?
It's a hoot.

>>5118384
Well you probably have three people masturbating to your daughter so there's that.

Is this the same recipe as general "fish paste" the used on sandwiches back in the day?

>>5118391
+1
=4

>>5118397
5

>>5118391
That's not me, I hope no one is whacking off to someone eating toast.
>>5118396
Apparently only one person in all England knows the recipe for Patum Pepperium. I guess he teaches his replacement just before he dies.

>>5118391
>implying I'm OP
>inb4 stop masturbating to his daughter

>>5118391
Solid half dozen currently

>>5118400
>That's not me, I hope no one is whacking off to someone eating toast.

Everything is someone's fetish, man. Everything.

>>5118321

Get that poor girl braces.`

>>5118410
ITT: perverts who get hard for minors eating toast.

>>5118331
>>5118321
>>5118316
>>5118269
>>5118256
>>5118252
never realized gentlemans relish was anchovies

>>5118414
>Enjoys British food
>Braces

Nigger are you paying attention?

>>5118416
Go try and talk about tv shows or movies on /tv/. Go ahead.

>>5118423
reported for saying n*gger

>>5118424
I don't know what you're talking about.

>>5118290
>>5118424
I'm having trouble understanding all these references to /tv/, I don't watch it so I never hang out there.

>>5118435
Well, it's not about television.

>>5118435
You don't need a television to watch movies and TV shows.
Half the people I know watch their shit free on their computer.
When were you born m9?

>>5118430
Sorry. All this talk about beating meat to my toast eating daughter made me think I was in /b/ for a second.

>>5118423
Are you Madonna?

>>5118442
1979

>>5118445
Yes.

Is /ck/ having drama about pictures of a girl eating toast?

>>5118443
thats cool.
look, I realize you're a bit of an asshole... just tone it down a bit whilst you're on /ck/. its a civilized board. we have a dignified culture and don't really want you're kind coming over here and shitting all over it

however you will be tolerated because we're nice people

any bullshit and im phoning moot.

capiche?

>>5118331
You been bra shopping with her yet?

>>5118449
I don't understand it, I just wanted to share pics of how enjoyable the Gentleman's Relish was and all the people just started fapping. It's like some sort of twisted mod for life.

>>5118447
Are you that faggot who won't pause music or movies?

>>5118464
DO NOT SHARE IMAGES OF CHILDREN YOU LOVE ON THIS SITE.

End of story.

She might have been eating the best sandwich ever made, or foi gras, or a perfectly cooked steak, but guess what: now someone's gonna be shooping cocks into her mouth. Good work, parent.

>>5118459
>/ck/ is a civilized board
>People can't stop posting about masturbating to my toast eating daughter.

top lel
>>5118461
That's my wife's job.

>>5118475
>People can't stop posting about masturbating to my toast eating daughter.

cultural relativism my friend. if you're going to be all judgmental about it gtfo

>>5118464
>I just wanted to share pics of how enjoyable the Gentleman's Relish was
oh lordy lordy there goes my sides

>>5118475
You go bra shopping with your wife? Post pics of wife.

>>5118475
As one of the five /tv/ readers who like legal t&a, your wife sounds hot. Pics of her eating some gentleman's relish, plz.

>>5118475
Wife pics. Now, homie

>>5118500
OK, here she is preparing our delicious dinner of crepes.

>>5118513
Oh, god damn, how disappointing.

>>5118513

>isthisreallife.mmorpg

>>5118513
Mostly I feel bad for your daughter. She must get depressed knowing what she'll look like in 20 years or so.

>>5118502
She wouldn't go near it after a good whiff, said it smelled like catfood. She told me to say she wasn't wearing a bra.

>>5118513

Dowdiest family of the year award goes to.


They both look like kids who ate paste in kindergarten.

>>5118513
jesus fuck. Until I read >>5118522 I thought you were on the left and the wife was on the right. Such bad genes.

>>5118513

>>5118526
God damn it OP, do you live in a fucking trailer?

>>5118513
Seriously, man, get any birds out of the house before the teflon fumes kill them.

what sort of man uses a tub of gentlemans relish as a excuse to post pics of their family on 4chan

>>5118535
>gentlemans relish

Well at least you don't have to worry about anybody fapping to your wife.

Is it me or has /ck/ been extra good these past few days?
OC and original stories seem to yield the best threads.

>>5118550
What, some asshole blogging about his daughter and landwhale of a wife?

>>5118321
>>5118331
That apartment furnishing and layout looks oddly familiar...

>>5118547
Whatever, virgin. I get to hit that and then she cooks me these awesome crepes. Enjoy your life of fast-food and fapping

>this whole thread

>>5118553

>>5118288

it looks fucking good. it looks like old cold salted fish.

what could be more delicious

>>5118316

you're such a pleb bro... its just some pickled/cured canned fish and you're acting like it's century eggs.

and even if it was century eggs, who gives a fuck.

I never understood people that have problem with food. I'd eat a salted pickled bull penis all day every day.

>>5118564
Penis I imagine would be extremely chewy, so you probably WOULD be eating it all day.

>>5118559
Dat bitch is cute

>>5118570
She got coke money too

>>5118513

Wife: 4/10 ( she gotta be funny though. she looks funny and cynical.)

Daughter: 5+pale/10. Would marry after grooming her for many years. Make her look like the stealing actress from Beetlejuice.

Now then... we come to the 10/10 crepes. NOW THATS THE SHIT I CAN BURY MY DICK INSIDE OFF UGHHH

get your ugly ass family out of my fiance(crepes) face.. you mongoloids.

Still would date your daughter if she's into it though. But only because she liked the old cold fish.

>>5118570
That's the current form Miley Cyrus is occupying.

>>5118551
Better than fast food, pizza crust and gluten threads.

>>5118556
How do you even sex?
Is there a need for forklifts and harnesses?
Structural supports to keep the legs spread?

>>5118556
Fapping is better than having standards that low.

>>5118573
I dunno, I think the daughter is really cute. Her hands are kind of scary though. Maybe it's a bad angle.

/tv/ has a post linking here

Prepare for more pedos OP

>>5118321
>>5118331
>>5118513

>>5118526
Fuck it I'd still hit

>>5118576
>>5118571
I'd wife her up real quick

I was going to nut on the picture of his daughter and then upload it, more specifically on the toast she was eating

but i had a dry run, could someone do it in my stead?

I hope to dear god someone's capping this.

>>5118644
Whole thread?

>>5118603

yeah i think she is very cute. She reminds me of the thieving actress from beetlejuice.

But she's cute in that... "oh, shes so not cute that the only boy she has a chance with is ME."

that kind of cute. The obligatory response cute.

"I like women that let me have sex with them" cute." or "she might actually have a personality" cute.

How old is your daughter OP?

>>5118676
Too young to date any of you sick freaks.

>>5118531
It's a very small apartment. We had to start over after I lost my job in California. I make enough so that my wife can stay home with the kids, and we eat well, but we WOULD like a bigger apartment.

They're both cute. I would 3-way. That would probably not go over well, but hell with it. Been married 10yrs and I'm bored to death..

Chic on the left, passable. Wasn't until I read a few pics I caught on. Something tells me I would certainly benefit from being on the business end of her strapon. A bit Tennessee-ish, but what hell.

>>5118609
post link pls

>>5118709
mod deleted it

>>5118707
She's quite strong, she will make a man out of you.

>>5118683
>date

>>5118713

It won't be to my protests, I'll got for that. I'm flexible. Good cookin, scissoring, suprise buttsex.

Bring it.

Oh god what the fuck is going on in this thread?

>this thread

My Sides
R.I.P in Peace
1985-2014

>>5118713
Hahaha what the fuck.

>>5118797
>125x125

>>5118799
>typical mac user

>>5118799
ur dik size? lol wrekt

>>5118801

>>5118808
B-but.. that was me (>>5118797)

;_;

>>5118807
ur mum should have some measurements go ask her

Tits or GTFO!!!!!!

>>5118810
fine u get one too good jorb

>>5118515
>>5118518
>>5118527
>>5118529
>>5118530
>>5118547
>>5118551
You guys are such dicks. I just to to give it to my wife extra hard so that she might feel beautiful after your heartless abuse of a real woman. I hope that you all get a morbidly obese Asian preggers with triplets your first times out.

>>5118818
Bitch please.

>>5118869
wat does that prove i dun get it

>>5118783
Rest in piece in piece?
Are you drunk?

>>5118866
Joke's on you. I can afford abortions and I don't like asians.

>>5118872
Look at the filename for the pic. He got it from me.

>>5118873
>I'm new

>>5118873
Are you new here?

>>5118874
You sure showed me!

captcha: considerable tinuessi

>>5118873
Hey there new buddy. Let me introduce you to our new board.

>>>/reddit/

>>5118873
>inb4 trolls trolling trolls

>>5118877
I still don't understand what you are trying to convey. Let's move on to the newfriend

>post about nutrition label
>come back three hours later
>thread has turned into toast-daughter wanking

/ck/, I fucking love you sometimes.

>>5118884
it doesn't redirect anywhere u dongus
omg
ur so stupid

>>5118883
I hope you made your daughter watch that good PBS shit.

SHARPIE IN POOPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5118898
Suck my labia.

>>5118923
This.

>>5118321
white trash

>all these replies to ugly women
You faggots should really stay on /b/ and stop shitting up /ck/.

>>5118937
>daughter eating imported British delicacy as meant to be eaten
>gets called "white trash"

Go to bed, you're drunk.

hey

i saw this thread on /tv/ before

>tfw no semen on toast eating qt daughter ;__;

>>5119460
Get some help before you hurt someone you fucking pervert. It's people like you that make the internet a gnarly place.