/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5117934
Being your flatmate would be hell

>>5117992
I have 2 flatmates, they say i cook better than their mother. They just know not to fuck around with the prepwork.

>>5118011
Do you have issues with cleaning with your flatmates?
Like you're the one who does the cooking so they just kinda leave it to you to clean the house as well

>>5118024

Not OP, but I live with my girlfriend. I usually cook, so she does the dishes. It's pretty fucking sweet because I can make a mess of the kitchen and then the dishes just get done anyway. However, I do usually clean up if I have some downtime while stuff cooks.

>i have a liquor cabinet... for hot sauces
I've never understood this. I like and own several hot sauces. But I don't use anywhere near enough for them to have their own special shrine. I'd rather use that cabinet for spices... which hot sauce lovers need to use more often.

>i keep records of cookings times down to the second
Other than this, everything else seems pretty normal, if at times idiosyncratic, to me.

Every monday I eat 2 large pizzas, a large bag of cheetos, large bag of doritos, large back of chips, two pringles tubes and a box of chocolate cereal. Then for the rest of the week I eat just 300g of broccoli and a can of peas. Lost 150lbs so far

>>5118080

>>5118080
You're going to die. Also, your farts must be satanic.

>>5118080
My sides. Oh god.

>>5118101

Not really, I'm healthy as a bird, this diet has been going on for about 4 years now, I'm fit and beautiful

>>5118060
pretty sure I asked OP about their flatmates.

>>5118024
i do the cooking and usually the cleaning because i clean as i cook
>>5118074
i buy my hotsauce like i buy my beer. i go the craft store and look for stuff thats interesting. you use it once or twice and save it for a later date. if its particularly hot stuff i save it for parties for drunk dudes who think they're brave so they can embarrass themselves in front of the ladies

>>5117934
most of these are pretty normal except...
>>my oven needs to be preheated for a minimum of 30 minutes
That's just wasteful
>when a bag of chips is half empty, i cut the bag in half
HOLY SHIT LIFEHACK!

>>5118306

Or you can just roll the bottom of the bag inwards, making a little empty cavity below the chips and pushing them all upwards.

Alternatively, you can open the bag on the back instead of the top or bottom. It's not as easily resealed as the typical method, but it makes it more like a chip bowl.

I eat stuff like chips and cheese puffs with chopsticks so I don't get the grease/powdered shit all over my hands.

>>5118080
ahahahahaha holy shit

I just bought a 24 pack of danishes and ate them all in 2 days.

I don't mix things im eating, i'll eat everything seperately on the plate. For example if im having like steak vegetables and chips ill eat the individual types of veg first like carrots then broccoli then the steak then the chips. Is that weird? I just like to each eat part on it's own

OP why do you have a container of water?

Anyways,
>I always eat chips/crisps with gloves on so my fingers don't get dirty, of no gloves are available I stick my hand in a sandwich bag and use that as a makeshift glove
>For every warm liquid I drink, I have to have at least 3 glasses of cold water with it because I get unbearably thirsty every time I have a hot liquid

That's pretty much all I can think of for now.

>>5118080
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgwJfbeCeU

>my oven needs to be preheated for a minimum of 30 minutes
What the fuck? That's a huge waste, man

>>5119457
Mmmm cold water

I use tweezers to eat flavored crackers so my hands don't get dirty.

>>5119472

I hoped before I clicked embed that it would be the Butterfield diet.

You have good taste anon.

>>5119472
Oh god im dying

>>5119472

They really need to make an entire TV show or movie based on that character.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JKtqQjbfC4