/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Noisy food in a theater?

/tv/ pls

>>5091332
Why would you serve crab legs in a movie theatre? They're not convenient to eat in super low lighting and people would have no where to put the empty shells and would steal your crab shell cracker things and would cost so much that not that many people would buy them.

>>5091332
Pasta from 2005

>oh my god johnny behind you!
>*CCCRRRRAACK*

>>5091342

You could serve surami fake crab legs (eight bucks for 6) and use the fake butter that you already have on hand for the six buck pop corn. A two fer!

>>5091344

>>5091332
The stench would drive people away. Especially jews.

I'd serve vegan puppy chow to avoid dealing with butter and its short shelf life.

I don't get why movie theaters don't generally serve fries.

>be american
>tfw no beer at the movies

>>5091393
The reasons are obvious.

>>5091396
We have them on the east coast. Bring your own.

>>5091393
they don't?
usually i see dedicated fry chain integrated into the concessions area

I miss back when these threads were a daily occurrence on /tv/

>>5091416
Been to movie theaters in the Dallas, TX area and the Seattle, WA area. Not including movie/pub hybrids that serve you full meals, the standard movie theaters I went to offered popcorn, pretzels, chicken nuggets/strips, nachos, hot dogs/corn dogs and sometimes personal pizzas. Candy and soda, of course, but never fries or anything outside of the aforementioned.

>>5091396
There's a theater in oregon that serves beer

>>5091396
>be american
>have full bar at cinebarre

Also see:
>At AMC,
>tell your date/friends that you need to go grab snacks and instead hit the bar next door for the duration of the previews

Also see:
>pack your girl's purse with shooters and sour patch kids

Anyone been to a theater that has tables and serves full meals of the sort you'd find at shitty chain restaurant?

>>5091438
Also see:
>movie theatres charge 5 dollars for a soda. Do you really want to pay $12 for a Bud Light?

>>5091396
No Movie Tavern nearby? Full dinner menu, and alcohol selection. Granted, it's not a superb alcohol selection, different locations feature different offerings.

There's this one theater called the VIP theater and they had a full menu you could order from by pressing a button on the armrest of your recliner. Expensive as shit but going there was the best.

http://www.cinepolisusa.com/

>show The Muppet Movie
>feed everyone frog legs
>show Super Size Me
>feed everyone big macs

>>5091442
my local one has a kind of joint business with a top tier pizza restaurant

>>5091766
You could be on to something here...

>>5091426

Multiple theaters sell beer in Portland. Only reason the Big McHuge complexes don't is because they want dem kiddie dollars.

bullets

>>5091449

Movie Tavern is the worst cinema I have ever been to in my life. Absolute shit sub-fast-food tier food, screen and AV worse than most home theaters, expensive fucking weak ass sugar drinks. Also none of the waiters know how to shut the fuck up. Would not recommend to my enemies.