/ck/ - Food & Cooking

eat, not ear. well maybe ear too.

I'm having bean stew grilled cheese and light beer at the moment. It's 11/10 and by far the best thing I've ever came up with in my life.

Oh bob, don't you know there's a whole other world beyond Jägermeister and Vodka?

>>5083908
>bean strew grilled cheese

dude, i never ever thought about that recipe. sounds yummy as fucking hell.

>>5083911
tell me

I thought you irish pricks drank nothing but jameson and humped your cousins?

>>5083918
Yust look here >>5081064 or there >>5081464 ...

>>5083932

nah sorry. not my thing

I'm not going out, there is nothing around on Wednesday. But i'll have a huge steak for myself and a beer.

>>5083987
dafuk

WE DONT CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU WILL EAT OR NOT, DRINK OR NOT

FUCK OFF YOU FILTHY SCUMBAG

>>5084023
Sadly a shitty troll

I'm probably going to have panfried breaded chicken breast and wild rice.

This will be followed by a small class of whiskey, two benadryl, and a 5mg melatonin.

What about stop trolling?

I might go for a walk then go to a pub near my place with chicken wings. I'm going to Canada in two weeks so I might need some places to go.

>>5084111
BTW Alberta and Quebec

ill probably eat my cum with a glass of arsenic

I just made myself a huge lasagna and will have a good glass of wine with it and garlic bread.

Not sure there is anything around on wednesday. Will chill.

I WANT TO KNOW WHERE PEOPLE IS GOING, IF EVERYONE WILL HAVE FUN, NOT IF YOU'RE GONNA SUCK YOUR DICK YOU IDIOT FAG

>>5084207

i'll be going out in your ass

>>5083898
I had dinner already, it was cocq au vin (sort of, I put a lot of celery slices in it)
drink... possibly a shot of whiskey later

>>5083898

Good question.

A club has been ... I guess requesting (?) my presence for some time now, I guess, but I have to walk all the way there.

Really nice place, too, super nice crowd, but last I was there I wasn't impressed by the sound (speakers and acoustics) of the room, and I got piss-drunk before the main DJ came on, struck a conversation with someone passing on the street and took a cab to get out of it.

They were playing trap, too, from what I could tell. It was terrible.

I was expecting dubstep.

>>5084268

dont go there then. me i only go to places near my place. thats it. go where the music is the best

Probably an club in toronto where they play alternative music

I had butter chicken with naan bread and green tea. I will probably go to an alternative club myself alone in Montreal and have 1-2 beers.

>>5084268

I actually didn't get to meet the main DJ, but one of the two guys who span the night I was there and I share a few pictures on Facebook.

It's...interesting.

>>5084319

i'm not into dubstep but good if you like it

>>5084300
never been there, toronto sounds interesting. actually never been to canada

>>5084307
butter chicken is ze shit. and montreal; you make me jealous. but what kind of alternative?

>>5084342
Well it's mostly industrial, new wave, harsch-industial, electro, very good actually. Been going there for 10 years, where it was before and now.

I drank a few glasses of vodka when cocktail hour rolled around (the fucking wait). Then I shared a bomber of an imperial stout from some flyover state. It was bretty gud. Then I drank a good handful more glasses of vodka, and when the timer goes off I need to roll out of the couch and cook a bunch of tortillas for black bean and sauteed pepper "fajitas"...

>i've given up control of my life, but can at least afford bottom shelf vodka

>>5084357

dude i was a goth before goth was cool

Im already having some beers, about to ride by the thrift shop and get some more dishes, then Ill probably stop at my favorite taco truck or indian truck. All my favorite food is served from trucks, not really due to how poor I am but just that they make such damn good food compared to the local restaraunts. Then Ill probably have a friend over and drink more beer and maybe grill us a few burgers or something easy later tonight.

pic related, the butter chicken Ill probably get from the indian truck later

>>5084381
Indian truck? Where when? SO jealous. I wish we would have food trucks around in the city.

And indian food is my favorite. FAVERIT.

>>5084329

Dubstep is the epitome of electronic music right now.

If you don't like dubstep, I'm sorry, but you should really kill yourself. Do the world a favor, free us from the shackles of your sins, and allow us to move on.

So I gather you like dubstep?

>>5084364

She was fresh blood when goth was starting to wrinkle.

>>5084397

dubstep is bullshit ignorant fag

>>5084404
>wrinkle
who?

>>5084405

say wut m8?

>>5084405
Dubstep is good. I just don't like when it gets suuuuuper intense.

>>5084397
>Dubstep is the epitome of electronic music right now.
the shit 3rd world country are you living in son? Dubstep has been long dead, borgore just sealed the funeral.

>>5084391
Houston, the trucks I like are the more authentic types, we have the whole hipster food truck thing downtown and they make pretty darn good and interesting food but they are mostly crazy overpriced. You go to the taco and indian trucks being a white guy, compliment the food and throw an extra dollar tip on the bill(which is dirt cheap) and they treat you like a king, the extra love they put into the food is so worth it. One of the indian trucks I frequent, the owner is so courteous, he's always breaking out free shots and if I bring friends he usually throws in a free entree to get us to try new things, something that just doesn't happen at normal restaurants.
pic related again

>Goth

>muh scene! muh wardrobe! all lost to the fires of time!

>noooooooooo!

>>5084329
Listen to that one, not too hard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQKkvTlTsz4

Gonna be making penne with vodka sauce and probably washing it down with on of these >>5083771

>>5084427
I DONT LIKE IT!!!!

>>5084427
What the fuck is wrong with music today

WATS WRuNG

>>5084441
>don't like dubstep
>i don't wanna live on this planet anymore

>>5084441
da fuck is wrong with you dude
dubstep is like electronic version of rap

Got enough take away chicken vindaloo and rice to last the night and have some for breakfast too.

Drinking cheap whiskey and Dr Pepper.

Sometimes I worry that asking a take away to make me a vindaloo is gonna annoy them because it'll stink out their kitchen, but what the hell, I paid enough money for it.

MY THREAD IS NOT ABOUT LIKING DUBSTEP OR NOT YOU STUPID JACKASS

>>5084460
FINALLY SOMEONE THAT MAKE SENSE

I was feeling lazy and tried one of these. It was good.

>>5084411
I said i don't like dubstep you cunty halfwit

>>5083898
I'm eating sugar cookies and probably going to drink some rum and watch cartoons. Got to be up early tomorrow to go talk to professors and register for classes.

>>5084462

It is now.

Made mac and cheese with chopped up hot dogs. Was okay, but I used a little too much mustard. Drinking pepsi max and a shitload of coffee. Working on a report for uni

>>5084498

>>5083898

I'm really tempted to pick up some beer because i'm a border line alcoholic, but i'll be eating some boiled spaghetti mixed with some heated up leftover manicotti from a local restaurant

APPARENTLY THATS THE FAGGOT WHO'S THE KING OF DUBFUCKINGSTEP, WHAT A BAD LOOKING SLUT

>>5084519
>we warned you about 4chan

You need to breathe a little and have a good buzz dude

>>5084519

To be honest, I don't know what I will drink and ear.

All in all I just miss my boyfriend. Might just end-up in my stronghold and listen to satellite radio with the studying barman all night.

I don't really want to go there. Don't really want to go anywhere.

fml.

>>5084519
Seems like it's time for a round of...
COOKING WITH SKRILLEX!

>>5084541
Good evening.
My name is Skrillex and we'll be making some of my favourite dishes today. Let's see...

>>5084547
First of, how about we bake a nice bread, you can never go wrong with that.

>>5084538

well just go out and dance. anywhar.
studying barman????

>>5084553
You need to really get in that dough though...

>>5084547
>>5084553

I LUL'D SO BAD!!!!

>>5084557
Now while that is in the oven, let's prepare some nice gooey mac'n'cheese for the children and man children among us.

Making some tilapia en papillote and having it with a craft beer

>>5084538

Passeport dancefloor need ya. ;)

>>5084561
*Sigh* Lel

>>5083898
wooo I'm goin out tonight. Family is visiting from Aus, so we are going our to the restaurant street for drinks and food

>>5084561
And now for the main dish... THE BASS!

>>5084566
show us your tits

>>5084568
A nice soup would be a good entree though... quick, a little seasoning while the bass sizzles.

OK IF YOU GUYS CAN ANSWER ABOUT TONITE

WHERE ARE U ALL GOING OUT TOMORROW

WHAT YOU WILL EAT TOMORROW

Me i will eat my mac n cheese and drink my 7UP BITCHES

>>5084575
Here a pinch of salt, there a tad of chayenne... It's smelling good in here, boys and girls!

>>5084581
Aaaah dang it, I almost for got THE BEETS!

>>5084578
I dont know on what you are but please give dat number

>>5084591
What do you think, Andre 3000? Will it taste delicious?

>>5084591
Careful, the guy on the left had some oil in the eyes

>>5084595
Well, that's it, folks!
Dinner's ready, come and eat!

>>5084578
Will go out with my date at a gay bar, my friend is a DJ there. And what i'll eat, we'll i'll see tomorrow.

>>5084557
idk about him. he always looks like he'd be smelly, his hair is always greasy. I like major lazer better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO89_H7GqaQ

>>5084596
Sorry about that, I was in a hurry... I didn't quite plan ahead.

>>5084591
Haha sick!

>>5084610
>trying to describe skrillex
>actually describe sceak

>>5084620
lul

>>5084620
I know, they even sound the same a little.

>>5084560

I was very clear why I was there, I said I was exploring a culture that influenced my boyfriend. My conclusion was that I don't want you anywhere near my boyfriend, my boyfriend anywhere near you, and my boyfriend anywhere near there. You are all insane, predatory, and lame.

>>5084603

Her date is some leftover from the 80s who's too "manly" to cry all his friends who've moved on and his scene that has been downvoted to a single club in the country's second largest city and who just follows her wherever she goes because she dresses all in black and keeps him in his little collapsed "gothic world" from which he doesn't seem to be able to escape because he is not willing, and her "friend" is just someone who's sociable to her because he works there and she's excessively annoying and chatty.

She's been stalking me and harassing me for the past nine months, what she does here, she does in real life too "I'm with Sceak, so I'm cool too and accepted here." Her tactic is to be so in your face that she becomes familiar and you just start ignoring her and accepting her in capitulation before her immense annoyingness.

She's like a parasite, or a virus.

Also, Marjolaine, we really can't be friends. I realized the other day that you were French Canadian, but I have never had a single friend who was a French Canadian. It just cannot be.

Just that is a big "no". If anyone wants to be part of my life, first language must be English. It just cannot be any other way.

You simply do not understand the words that come out of my mouth, and you do not understand the ones that are coming out of yours.

>>5084704

Not to mention that she's a girl, and not a very good one at that.

Grow some nails, bitch.

>>5084704
... wat

>>5084735

She's a local, living problem who knows my boyfriend, and it's spilling over here.

>>5084704
>Not your boyfriend
>HELLOOOOO????

My date is the guy you saw last week you idiot.

But it's okay, honey, I know that you are here posting this for attention. It's also okay, because I know that sometimes you did talked to me and enjoyed it, but since you're a psycho freak borderline crazy fag, you don't remember and shit on me. But that's okay, i know how abandonned you were. Deal wit it.

>sceak
>pretend to be missed in all clubs and famous on the internet for his immense faggotry

Since its almost 1pm here, I'll post what I did last night!

I played some magic and playtested a new deck while dinner cooked. Got a few grocery essentials for today and am fully shopping tonight.

Ate some shepherd's pie (had leftovers for lunch just now) and had butterscotch pudding. The bready kind, not the other kind. I drank some ginger beer and water.

>>5085041
>harassing kevin for more a year
>says i harassim him
>tells her to move on with her life
>can't move on with his so bitching people
>can't stop whining about kevin
>goes out at the same club as me when it's been 10 years i go there and says i harass him
>me facepalming so bad my eyes are bleeding

>>5084268
>>5084307
>>5084319
>>5084357
>>5084391
>>5084397
>>5084404
>>5084414
>>5084421
>>5084427
>>5084452
>>5084498
>>5084532
>>5084538
>>5084560
>>5084566
>>5084603
>>5084613
>>5084704
>>5084717
>>5084763
>>5085041

I have never seen samefagging of this magnitude before.

>>5085041

That's for him to decide.

It's not hard. Deliver Kevin, and I stop going to Passeport.

It's not hard to understand.

>>5084717
>pretend to be a girl
>just being a tall walking contradiction about of greasy hair and skin who's screaming to try to scare people when he is a cunty fag

>>5085056

>Kevin asks me to protect him.
>Held hostage by a bunch of crazy freaks.

Well you know what's coming to you.

>>5085076

<- Point
<- Your head.

>>5085079
>Kevin moving soon with bf in Toronto

>>5084704

sceak, i always knew you were a shame on this site, but now it's definitive.

Holy shit man, some crazy bitch who's always there on Wednesdays drugged her grannie and brought her to the goth bar again on NYE. She'd brought her before on x-mas.

These people are completely insane. They prey on the weak, and they live in a world of enemies where they will stick with you if they hate you.

Complete madness. I will get that place shut down.

>>5085133

Old woman was grinning on the dancefloor all night staring at her.

Holy shit. I want nothing to do with you people.

You are really like insane terrorists preying on the innocent. I do not negotiate with terrorists.

>>5085116

Sorry.

>>5085133

>>5085056
Don't worry, he's been a freak like this for years talking about that stupid ****boyfriend***. He will not change, he's a psycho.

Oh god, this thread...

bob, what have you done.
The "skrillex cooking" part was fun though.

>>5085152
Not to mention that for years, here, he says everybody is his friend. He is shooting his insecurities on you darling.

>>5085087

I don't even want to think about you anymore, and the main reason why I'm after Kevin is because if at all possible, I'd like to stop worrying about him.

>>5085168
I was not even trying to be a friend in that thread, I said as a joke Passeport dancefloor needs you because you pretend to be wanted everywhere. Negativity out of my life FTW.

LEAVE PASSEPORT ALONE! :'(

And they put sauge everywhere so it doesn't smell shortening and cum.

Continue to post on your threads, I'll do what I usually do and we won't bother each other! Have a good life.

>>5085168
>>5085177

>>5085205

>>5085158
i approve

>>5085145
let people be your scumbag

>>5085133
guy definitly crazy

SCEAK YOU FAGGOT CAN YOU JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, I HAVE TO READ EVERYTHING YOU POST HERE AND THAT'S ENOUGH OF A TROUBLE SO TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS AND GFY

>>5085238

oh god i love this guy

>>5084704
David, here. So Mr. peeperoni tits. You think that I am left over from the 80's. Nice real nice you dumbass. Considering the fact that you like to bitch people like crazy for no reason whatsoever. But in actuallity, I don't give two rats asses about what you say. What you say about Marjolaine is really fucking stupid. There were too many times you approached the both of us and started to talk to us. There were plenty of times that you approached her and started a conversation with her. Seriously I don't think you have anything to complain about. Also, you should know that we are the only two that are willing to talk to you. If seriously don't want to talk to us you should not even be at Passeport.

>>5085238
This reminds me of Rage Guy in the pHs Guy threads :(

>>5085248
So do I ;)

>>5085417
>David, here. So Mr. peeperoni tits. You think that I am left over from the 80's. Nice real nice you dumbass.
Why did I lol so hard.

>>5085439
lol'd

But seriously Sceak, you should get tested for Marfan's.

I made Hungarian Beef Goulash for the first time tonight for dinner.

My mom randomly brought home a few steaks

i dont cook much but i lurk here a lot and watch some youtube channels like Foodwishes and Maangchi

I dont know how but i managed to fucking oversalt it, thats never happened before. I was so disappointed because i got the sear down really well. My brother pointed it out and he was right. I tossed most of it

>>5084427
wow, this board has a worse taste in music than /mu/

>>5085056
"her"
but sceak has a dick, hasn't he?

>>5085513

See >>5085062

>>5085517
better abandon the thread...
inb4 fartman, marjo, bob, BBQ king and NOC are all Sceak.

>>5085532
NOC is Sceak.

>>5085533
I know, still don't understand the samefagging charge, and I thought he got permabanned. All these tripfaggots are making me uncomfortable.
>5533
nice dubs, checked

>>5085177

Toying with people's emotions is another thing common with your kind.

>>5085417

I ran from you two the day I met you. I physically got up from the cinder block, and ran away, towards the east. Whenever you'd sit next to me I'd go sit farther prior to that.

It's obvious to the naked eye that you're both insane.

I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to talk to anyone but my boyfriend. How hard is that the fuck to understand? Quit trying to make a whore out of me you fucking fallen hellish creature trying to pull whatever lives in the same pit.

When I approach you it's a preemptive strike. I have no desire to have any kind of contact with you whatsoever, in writing or otherwise. Hell, if I could, I wouldn't even have you within my sight.

Holy fuck man, I can't believe my boyfriend would even be acquainted with losers like that. I think I know how he felt when I said I knew Daniel now.

>>5085439

I am so glad I inspire you.

>>5085440

I have, and I don't have Marfan's syndrome. Some witty physician decided to test me for that once when I went for antibiotic.

>>5085056

I am not harassing Kevin. He did not, once, request that I leave him alone. I will be more than happy to let you chew on his dead body if he ever does so. More than happy.

Trust me, my life was absolutely beautiful before I met him, it was perfect when I was with him, I could not even have dreamt of better. Then it was hell, and you are but a deeper circle of hell.

The worst part is that you enjoy that of you, it defines you, "I am something, I am special, people pay attention to me! Whoopty doo! I am a hellspawn!"

"Oh, look, this guy looks happy! I'll go ruin it for him, because his happiness reminds me of my own sadness! I'm a færy from Hell trying to wreck havoc in a beautiful, wonderful place."

>>5085916

You're not even Kevin's friend, Kevin just accepts to have hollow, valueless relationships and uses people because he's afraid to be alone and because he lives far from everything, and because he's bored, and useless.

>>5085417

I don't want anyone else but my boyfriend to talk to me! What is hard to understand about that?

If you have something to say to me, say it to him, and he'll say it to me if he decides to.

Holy fuck, man. Have some class.

>>5085919
obsessive-compulsive disorder

>>5085919
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING PRICK

Youre doing projection because he DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU you useless cunt

>>5085926
I agree 1000000000000000000 %

>>5085919
It makes me sad how you create your own reality which is not. You're a poor scumbag who cannot understand that Kevin is too intelligent to spend time with you stupid bitch. Now i'm leaving this board hoping you will not bother at Frigid's nights and you're banned to Passeport, finally. I dont want anything from you idiot. Go for therapy salami nipples. I'm off this thread.

So this is still a thing huh---

>>5086025
until we force any of the two parties to commit suicide, or a based mod finally bans squeaky we'll have to endure that one.

>>5086668
I just came here to talk about chipotle what is all this shit

i will study at home.
i will eat pasta with kale / celery pesto.

>>5086756
massive influx of tripfags and drama due to winter depression and general assfaggotry. chipotle & cooking is in for a rough time.

>>5086771
>/ck/ - Chipotle & Cooking
FUCK you.

>>5085916
>When I approach you it's a preemptive strike

confirmed delusions

i'm making some slow cooker chicken and dumplings. i might make some brownies. i will drink skim milk and water. maybe get a can of coke. hopefully the guy i'm seeing will come over. if not, i'll probably just get high, clean, and watch millionaire matchmaker because patti stanger doesn't look like such a sausage anymore.

>>5083898

Bob - Boston proper? What restaurant?

>>5085946

Is that why he arranges his Facebook and shit online just for me?

>>5086023

Kevin's intelligence is not in question. You are coercing him. You are terrorists holding my boyfriend hostage and interfering in our relationship.

I will not let my boyfriend become a loser like you. He is the most beautiful and wonderful person that has ever graced my life, and I will not let you destroy him.

My life for his.

>>5087138
This thread is so pathetic.

>>5087156
It really is. I'm kind of depressed that the /ck/ challenge is going to be turned into fucking clownshoes. I mean, hearts challenges had their issues, but they were legitimately interesting. This....is going to be a fucktard dance party.

>>5086023
>>5085919
>>5085916
who are you people and whate the h*ck si going on here?

>>5087138
He is not even your boyfriend, wake the fake up you pathetic idiot. He's moving out of Montreal too, deal with it. If I'm a loser you should check yourself in the mirror. You have nothing. Nothing.

>>5086842
Exactly

>>5087138

you sir, are a confirmed idiot. i would never ever even have to talk about someone like that, whoever it is. since you're on that board you just create drama and trouble. and we all know here that he is not your boyfriend anymore. it's been more than a year that we endure your faggotry.

>>5085916
confirmed persecute and mysogyn prick

>this fucking thread

>>5083898
Just ate some mid tier Korean food. Pork belly and brisket with a whole lot of sides.

Is Korean food an acquired taste or is it something you either like or don't?