/ck/ - Food & Cooking

That's not disgusting. go to any "fancy" restaurant still stuck in the 90's/early 00's and you'll get a Parmesan (or cheddar, or emmentaler, or gruyere, or whatever) tuile. Same shit.

Okay.
Sometimes in the middle of eatung a mouthful of food, I'll take out the partially chewed wad and drink something, split it in half, or dip it in ranch/hot sauce/ whatever, and then finish chewing and swallow it.

I like to eat whipped cream by itself. Like, I'll take the can and spray it into my mouth.

>>5076276

welp, i'm out.

I like to eat blueberry Eggo waffles straight out of the freezer.

So good on a hot day.

well it's not a habit but once i accidentally tasted my dad's cum. and sure as shit I have never told a single person about it

>>5076297

>>5076276
HO-LEE SHEE-IT. I thought I was the only one that did that.

Used to embarrass my girlfriends and parents doing it at restaurants when I was younger

I buy packets of plastic cheese- individually wrapped slices- use about 3 slices in a sandwich and just eat the rest to myself usually finish the pack in about 2 days
I try and throw away the packaging but it's usually all around

>>5076297
how

I once ate three chicken burgers from Arby's

I will eat corn by biting it, then spit it onto a bowl. I will do this until I have all the kernels in the bowl, and then I eat it.

My grandpa ate corn like this so I didnt realize how retarded it was to eat like this until college when my friends had awtf look on their faces

Still eat like that though

>>5076262
I used to do something similar, OP when I was a kid. I used to take a bowl, and fill it full of shredded mozzarella cheese and stick it in the microwave, and cook it on high until it was all melted and there was a ring of crispy browned cheese around the edges. Also, used to sneak into the kitchen as a kid and eat handfuls of salt, right out of the shaker.

>>5076345

>>5076262

This smells looks and tastes disgusting, offending everyone around you. Just get yourself some fucking halloumi cheese you filthy nigger.

>>5076322

I once ate four beef and cheddars

i'm pretty sure one of them came out of my mouth whole

>>5076370
Did it taste better coming out?

After watching Rick Steins India I tried eating curry with my fingers and breads.
Now I eat all the curries I make with no cutlery.
I feel like an animal but there's something to be said for the technique.

>>5076401
Tastes better somehow, right?

I've come up with some pretty nasty shit while I've been high that was amazing at the time but that I don't think I'd ever eat again -

A sandwich with very very very generous amounts of peanut butter and nutella, put in a sandwich toaster so it seals and the bread gets slightly caramalised, with a big dollop of ice cream on top.

Full English breakfast stirfry, fried sausages and bacon with fried noodles and fried egg on top. A tiny bit of soy sauce and broken eggs in the noodles, I'd probably eat this one again some day.

i like using condensed tomato soup in lieu of tomato sauce on pasta.

when I'm making pizza I eat the extra toppings with a spoon while I wait for it to bake. by the time my pizza is finished I'm usually only hungry enough to eat a single slice.

>>5076401
I hope you're not left handed.

>>5076432
Odd as it sounds, yeah.
>>5076451
I still wash my hands, I haven't lost all dignity.

>>5076315
well, let me greentext it for you
>was 12 or so
>come home from school
>turn on family computer
>make a cup-o-soup because hungry
>sit at computer
>notice I spilled some soup on the mousepad
>wipe it with my finger and lick it off
>hmm that's not chicken soup
>hey, it wasn't even the right colour
>remember that one time I checked the browsing history
>remember that my dad whacks off to internet porn
>check history
>recent sites viewed:
>bigtitmilfs.com, hornyhousewives.com, etc etc
>
>
> ;_;

>>5076458
>I still wash my hands, I haven't lost all dignity.
Pretty sure thats not what he meant. Eat with your right wipe with your left.

>>5076401
That is how curry is meant to be eaten.

>>5076487
I know what he meant.
That argument is irrelevant with personal hygiene, do you only cook with one hand?

>>5076487

I wipe with my right hand because it just feels awkward going at my anus with the left hand.

>>5076509
me too. i'm too uncoordinated, i'd probably end up touching my butthole and freaking out

>>5076465

>>5076262
browned cheese like that is fucking amazing and prob one of my favorite tastes ever.

>>5076439
We've all made disgraceful food choices while high, it's ok. One time I had a bowl of cereal (no milk) with some maple syrup on top. There's no way I'd eat that sober, my teeth would be in agony. A few times I just ate a spoonful of butter and sugar. Sometimes I just ate a whole box of pic related.

>>5076370
there's a reason they sell them four for four bucks

Arby's 'roast beef' is about as filling as white castle sliders

>>5076530
Fuck yeah Cunt'n'Cheese

>>5076530

Shit, i can eat plain saltine crackers for days while sober. Crackers are the shit, Yo.

>>5076294

I did that a few times. not bad

a1 sauce on steak

ketchup on sheppards pie

picking the cheese and pepperoni off pizza

bbq sauce on stir fry

eating sweets before dinner

getting a McDouble dressed as a big mac

ranch on pizza

corn tortiila/pizza crust dip in coca cola

I will almost chain drink sparkling water
I will literally take four cans of it out of the box at a time, and drink them all in a row. I can finish off a 12 pack in 2 days. I don't like any other apple to eat plain besides cooking apples.

I ask for extra napkins at fast food places so I can keep them next to my bed for when I need to scratch my butthole.

>>5076530
>>5076539
haha, i'll do that too. iv'e eaten an entire package (of a 4 package box of saltines) in one sitting

>>5076262
I eat my own cum.
No homo.

I get to monitor my diet somewhat and it's the quickest cleanup.

Anyone else?

Few years back I used to melt a butter in a bowl in a microwave and then mix it with sweet cocoa powder (the one for hot cocoa drinks - we have our own brands in my country, so not mentioning). Not lot of it, just a bit, too much would make anyone sick, but I was really hooked on it back then

>>5076579

>>5076579
Only when I'm horny and fantasizing about getting fucked.

>>5076579
>No homo
Keep telling yourself that

>>5077649
No homo?

Campbell's chicken noodle cold, straight out of the can.

Peanut butter and ham sandwiches.

Cooking chicken ramen down to a gooey pasta dish.

>>5077661
Of course it's homo.

>>5076569
Do you own a burger costume or do you rent? I've always wanted to do this, but a dedicated costume seemed extravagant for a once a month, if that, event.

I like my steak cooked medium rare

>>5077667

>>5076509
You've obviously never given yourself a stranger.

>>5076262
How is that disgusting? You cooked out a lot of the fat doing that, actually. That's the same as making parmesan crisps, which I do frequently to eat with dips, hummus, in sandwiches, etc.

No matter how much I eat in the daytime I still wake up in the dead of night with a voracious appetite. And I'm so half asleep to have enough will power to give a fuck and just go back to sleep. So I now starve myself on like 800 calories in the daytime so I don't put on weight from night eating.

>>5077811

Strangers don't even tickle me unless i pull some reverse-grip shit.

>>5076465
holy shit I hope this is true

entire party bags of nacho cheese/salsa doritos used to be a regular consumption
in public too
you think i give a fuck
no

>>5078245
i wish it weren't. but meh, i continued to drink my cup-o-soup and suppress the memory until "secret/shame" threads pop up on 4chan

>>5077661

It's not gay so long as you imagine yourself as a girl.

>>5076347
I used to drink straight soy sauce.

>>5076440
I did that before. Then I added some dried Italian herb mix, covered it in grated cheddar and whacked it in the oven for 20 minutes.

it was alright

Since I was little, when I'm alone and mashed potatoes are available...I will make a big bowl of them and pour spaghetti sauce (like half a jar) all over them and mix it into a kinda soup and then smother the whole thing with parmesan.

>>5076262
Every one in a while, after a few drinks, I'll go down to the gas station and eat an entire bag of bugles

Whole Foods sells Parm Crisps which are basically the same thing. No shame in is crispy cheese.

>>5076511

>Wiping
>Paper rips and fingers touch butthole

I'm glad I wasn't the only one freaked out about this.

captcha: poopesp subject

>>5076262

I do this all the time, but I'm doing keto so it's kind of normal

>>5079109
I just do that with regular potato chips. I almost never eat them sober, and I always impulse buy them at rip-off gas station prices. Demolish the whole bag and a tub of dip.

Uhh, other stuff.
I like eating plain french bread for a snack. I don't buy it very often, but when I do, it takes me two days at most to finish the loaf without even using it for sandwiches or eating it with a meal.

Love eating frozen cheap pepperoni. Manage not to gorge myself on this one, but I always keep a pack in the freezer and never actually use it on pizza.

I mix fruit punch energy drinks with OJ half-and-half. Tastes fucking delicious, but since I do this with a whole can, I'm basically having a full quart of sugar water.

I'm also addicted to cheese-filled breadsticks from the freezer section. It's not really a big deal by normal amerifat standards, but I feel bad, because it's basically the only reason I go down the frozen pizza isle.

Peanut butter and chocolate chip calzone

>>5077847

You might have a tape worm. Legit.


On topic:

I use to love eating popcorn but not swallowing it. Would just shove a shit ton of it into my mouth and continue to cycle it around and chew while adding more and more fresh popcorn until I absolutely could not fit any more THEN I would swallow it. I don't know why, but it taste so fucking good doing it like that. I think I got close to an entire bag one time, but I'll usually swallow some on accident and if that happens the rules are that you have to start over.

>>5079197

I fucking love mixing cranberry juice and orange juice. Really sweet OJ straight from the grove, and super tart cranberry juice. It is hard for me to drink OJ any other way now

>>5079270
I do that with cheerios

>>5077668
aaahahahaahahha

When I was 7 I made a bologna and coolwhip sandwich.

I regret it so hard. I don't know why I forced myself to finish it.

>>5076401
one hand is the eating hand the other is the clean non eating hand.

it is customary to have a bowl of water nearby to rinse said eating hand

>>5079607
What part of your brain thought that was a good idea.

>>5079611
7 year old me thought, Hey Miracle whip is white.
Cool whip is white. I like it's flavor, I LOVE BOLOGNA. Lets make a sandwich!

>>5079613
It just reminds me of how my little brother would eat bologna and ketchup sandwiches for nearly every meal for a while. It was so fucking gross. At least it's more excusable than cool whip though.

I once ate a bowl of grape nuts with whole milk and tabasco. I think I was 13 at the time.

offcuts of beef fat in a pan with salt and pepper

[spoiler]funnily enough i'm spooky skeleton mode

>>5076465

>>5076276
I do that as well! Like when I chew a piece of something but I didn't get enough sauce or something on it to my liking, so I take the chewed up piece and dip it again.

>>5079607
when my brother would be in an ambien induced sleep walking state he'd make the most fucked up sandwiches with coolwhip

>>5076569
>bbq sauce on stir fry
That's the only thing I ever put in my stir fry, and just rice in general

My mom makes jam and Cheez-Whiz sandwiches sometimes. It looks so disgustiiiing.

>>5076451
>>5076509
>>5076511
Poor uncoordinated right handed people.

>>5076511
>>5079155
>touching my butthole and freaking out
C'mon, let's face it: you enjoy that140 99965342

I don't like taste of raw meat, so I do my steaks well done

crunched-up raw block of instant ramen noodles covered with Frank's Red Hot.

I'll eat it while looking RIGHT at a bunch of fresh vegetables

>>5079270
I used to do that with tortilla chips.

>>5076579
i do this too
it's so disgusting in that moment that i have to get rid of it as fast as possible and it's just the quickest way
it tastes fucking awful and makes my throat all weird

I love everything saucy, literally, everything. If I order pasta or spaghetti bolognese at a restaurant I order it like this:
>"hello, I would love to have spaghetti bolognese in a rose sauce extra saucy with diced tomatoes added in"
It's fucking delicious. I don't care
Also I add extra condiments to a cheeseburger always.

Also, eating saltine crackers with butter and adding melted butter to popcorn.

What's funny is that I'm 5'9 140 pounds and my blood pressure is 100/50 - the doctor says I should add more sodium in my diet -

I just enjoy that textures of sauce

I dip loaves of Italian/French bread into hot chocolate. Bonus points if it's a buttered loaf. The taste of soggy bread soaked with coacoa is so good. The salty oiliness from the butter combined with it gives a wonderful contrast of flavors literally melting in your mouth.

You can also do this with slices of regular white bread, but you have to first fold it in half and mash it into a more solid form so it doesn't instantly break when it gets dipped in. Also absorbs flavor better.

>>5076579
My girlfriend in college had a fetish for seeing me do this.

>>5079798
thats just sick

I eat so much behind my boyfriend's back. He doesn't think I eat a lot nut every time I'm away I can't stop eating. I'd probably be obese if I wasn't with him most of the time.

>>5080014
>regular white bread

>>5080102
>He doesn't think I eat a lot nut
>nut

For my go to drunk food I will just pop open a can of refried beans and eat them with a spoon. Something makes me crave them ravenously when I've had a few.

Refried beans used to make me puke. Now I gottagotta have them every once in awhile.

>>5077847
What's your fiber intake, son?

Was camping and me and bud really hungry. Had refried beans, tuna and salsa. Mixed it in a pot, heated it up and put it in a tortilla. Great for that one meal, the smell was repugnant to everyone else there. Decided to save the rest in a car, came back a few hours later and when we opened the door a friend vomited. Threw it in the forest where it remained untouched by any animal. Called it tuna bean

>>5080121
>tuna bean

>>5076579

>No homo.

yeah I'm pretty sure even homos are disgusted with you

>>5076276
I do that if I come across a tough bit of meat. You know, when it's edible but fibrous. I'll use my teeth and finger to pull it apart.

Only really do it on my own or with close family, though. They understand.

>>5076276
that's like, next-level double dipping. it's also disgusting, but that was self-explanatory

>>5076569
>ranch on pizza

That is so normal. Everyone does that.

>>5080532
>absolutely disgusting.

>>5076465
well at least you made MY day anon
this is hilarious as shit

I eat watermelon in massive slices. One night I woke up hungry, went to the kitchen and cut out a third of a watermelon and just ate it in the dark hunched over the sink. My sister walked in on me and freaked the fuck out, it must have looked like a horror movie with juice dripping from my jaw and a half-awake expression.
I also used to put spaghetti sauce on my ramen noodles.

What the fuck is wrong with you people hahahhahahahahhahahaha

I think my worst might be eating spoonfuls of peanut butter out of the jar. It's not really shameful, but I also chew on ice constantly. It lowers my body temp so much that I have to drink hot tea or something.

>>5079275

Goddamn Saltines or Oyster Crackers from this fish market/restaurant I go to. I drown those things in the clam chowder they serve there.

I had so many odd combinations as a child. Most of them involved sugar because my babysitter was horrible and would give me waaaaay too much sugar. I really am surprised I didn't develop any problems into adulthood.

When I was eight or so I thought lightly warmed torillas with honey was amazing. I could also eat one of those huge jars of maraschino cherries and sometimes dip those cheap chocolate covered marshmallow/cracker cookies from 99 cents stores in the sugar water. fuck.

In college I used to make tuna fish pingles sandwiches. In fact I used pringles for a bread substitute for a while. Slim jim chunks and canned cheese were another great hit. I hated the food at the cafeteria so this was a reasonable option while getting stoned and watching DBZ. I lost all the weight through proper diet and exercise later...

Nah, it was a ton of ritalin and coke.

>>5079610
You eat withe good hand aka the right hand, the left is for cleaning your ass and things like that.

>>5081346
I never understood the convention of using your off hand to wipe your ass. I'm way more likely to get shit all over with my bad hand than my coordinated one.

I never buy Kraft macaroni and cheese, but my roommates have on occasion. If they're out of town and I'm out of groceries, I'll prep a whole box with the "I don't give a fuck" directions (whole milk and like half a stick of butter) in a big mixing bowl and eat the entire bowl in one sitting.

It always seems like such a great idea, but I immediately regret the decision every time.

>>5081361

I wipe my ass with my right hand fuck the social rules, but in India most people obey said rules all the time, so it´s rude to take food of the common dish with your left hand they would be horrified if you did that, well not that much because you are a foreigner, but still...

>>5081432
>>5081361
>>5079610
>>5076451
>>5079805
>>5076511

I just wash my hands after I shit.

i like to eat sauerkraut plain out of a coffee mug, and sometimes i put it on a vegan burger patty with mustard and no bread.

I can't think of any particularly disgusting food habits, but one thing I wouldn't admit doing is that I enjoy drinking whipping cream. No large amounts, just a spoonful now and then. I do the same with syrup.

I ate a chipotle burrito while taking a dump.

Mix a bottle of cream and crushed up Oreo in a blender to make a shake

Sliced bananas covered in honey

Fried chicken with spaghetti and meatballs

Quail eggs, Linguiça, smoked oyster, pickled beets, fried mushrooms, peas and carrots, and brown bread with butter for breakfast

Mushroom pasty with onion gravy and a whole roast chicken washed down with Grolsch

Raw onions to dip in BBQ sauce with a plate of olives, crackers, and cheese

Spoonfuls of peanut butter (usually Peter Pan) with shredded coconut and melted chocolate

Cream cheese blended with rum and sugar on top of almond cookies

I regularly eat nutella with a spoon.
I regret nothing.
Don't fucking look at me like that.

>>5081548
wow haha xd so randum

I used to eat mustard sandwiches. Like, mustards squirted between two pieces of bread. Shit was gross now that I think back on it.

Back when I was broke as fuck I would also just heat up some bread and dip it in hot sauce.

on personal pizzas, I eat them a certain way. I cut it so it's into four little slices right?
So I eat the first one so I have the crust left, and eat the crust like a bread stick.
Then I eat the second so I eat the crust first and just go around the whole thing like a mouse.
Back to finishing crust last.
Then the mouse thing on the first piece.

I don't know why. I always do this.

I microwave delissio pizzas and eat them in one sitting even if they're still cold

>>5081558
Ew, I stuck to mayonnaise sandwiches.

Any type of buttery/creamy crackers. Same thing with shit like cheese doodles or cheetos.

I just can't help it. Sometimes I'll just say fuck it and grab a bag from the market and sit down and eat the entire thing.

Normally I hate them, am actually pretty sickened by them, but there are just those times man..

When I was younger I used to microwave bread and dip it in worcester sauce.
My youngest brother used to eat mayonnaise like yogurt.

I don't wash any vegetables
I handle raw meat while generally not giving a shit
I use one spatula for everything and taste with it

I'm rather tame I guess

>>5081616
i can relate to the cream crackers haha

>>5081544
>Quail eggs, Linguiça, smoked oyster, pickled beets, fried mushrooms, peas and carrots, and brown bread with butter for breakfast

This is the only thing I found weird.

Mustard on corn. Preferably spicy brown and on the cob.

>>5081668
I don't eat it everyday, but once in a while, I enjoy a hearty breakfast and I just love those foods.

Because of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, as a child I decided to try putting ice cream (vanilla) on a slice of pizza. It was delicious.

I kept doing it every so often and I still do today sometimes.

>>5081704
RIP paul avery, i hope this didnt contribute to it

>>5079963
I'm the same way with sauce and condiments too! I always want extra sauce/condiments on everything I eat! I think it just adds a lot more to the meal.

Another weird thing I do is when it comes to food that is supposed to be warm, especially casseroles and stuff like that, I always like it to be extremely hot. Like, something can come right out of the oven and I will still microwave it for a minute. It doesn't burn my tongue or anything, for me, I just enjoy my food being extra hot.

>>5076345
Why wouldn't you just cut it off with a knife??

I used to eat rice with either those shitty slices of cheese melted on it or ketchup. Yeah by far one of the weirdest things.

>>5081811
You mean James Avery.

I'm pretty sure Paul Avery, the reporter who did stories on the zodiac killer, had little to no interest in TMNT.

I open cans of Spaghettios and eat it cold from the can sometimes. Not with a spoon, I just kind of drink it, like from a glass.

>>5082297
Done that before.

I have chips on their own very occasionally, but throw them into cold sandwiches at any chance.
Good crunchiness and flavor added.

>>5082342
That actually sounds delicious!

>>5082342
I do that, I also put fries on my burgers

When I eat fries and they're in one of those carton things I just kind of open my mouth and grab a bunch of them at once. Kind of like the fat guy from Megas XLR who eats the hotdogs. Not Coop, the other dude

>>5082411
I used to get McDonald's burgers or big macs without meat, and put fries on them.

>>5080102
this
but
>I eat a lot nut

>>5082411
This reminds me that burger king actually makes a burger with fries on it.

>>5076262
just ate an omlet with 5 eggs in it. i eat fried spam. i drink maybe 2 two liters of dr pepper a day. probably that. i eat fast. i can clear 2 double cheese burgers in like 1 minute. my dad gets mad at the last one

I will make ungodly sandwiches on fridge-cleaning day.

As a child, I dipped my hot french fries in my chocolate shake. The mixture of temperatures and flavors was amazing, but I don't eat fast food much since my metabolism slowed down.

I am capable of enjoying most food without irony. I am capable of understanding when food is plebeian or poorly prepared, but I can still find something good about it or power through it blandly in worst case scenarios. This has led to a lack of rage over things I should probably hate.

>>5082411
RIP Megas XLR, you were an amazing show.

I put sour cream in stir fry.

monitoring thread.

Guess I should contribute. Hm.
Man, living alone for two years has really fucked up my senses about what's okay to do. I offhandedly mentioned to an old friend that I'll just do a shot of dressing to help with the rare hangover and I wish I had a picture of his face right then.

I also sometimes eat ramen noodles on their own? But I picked that up from a kid I knew.

I mix leftover stew/soup with fresh stew/soup. Like if I'm really in the mood to make chili, but still have some leftovers in the freezer, I'll throw the old stuff into the simmer. My autism can't handle having an old batch of chili and a new batch of chili in the freezer at the same time.

I eat mac and cheese mixed with ketchup. Oh, and I also drink milk mixed with diet coke (never pepsi).

>>5082644
Who doesn't eat dry ramen? It's really good.

>>5082751
And everybody was saying I was weird eating dry ramen since my childhood.

You made my night.

>>5082750
>milk mixed with diet coke

wat

>>5082755
Tastes good okay?

>>5082377
Chips in sandwich is a secret level.

>>5082757

I believe you!

>>5076262

When I get stressed out before a test I eat an extra large double pepperoni, double bacon, double cheese and mushroom pizza from dominoes.

Then I puke it out

Then I get drunk and cry like a faggot

Flamin Hot Lays in a peanut butter sandwich.

It is fucking amazing...like eating delicious napalm.

>>5082797

Smooth or crunchy?

I will add cheese to almost anything
I can't eat just small portions
I FUCKING LOVE MCDONALDS
I eat cum on sandwiches

>>5082799
Most of the time smooth. Crunchy sometimes if I feel like having a crunchy pb sandwich.

>>5076269
We still do this actually! If you make the pieces roughly triangular, (and not burn them any browner than niggeriffic) then they make excellent garnishes to dishes.

>>5076539
Seconded.

I wish I could stop being a faggot and make my own crackers though.

It's not as simple as "flour, water, salt, bake" is it?

>be me
>crack open five or so eggs straight from fridge and dispose of the egg white
>collect the yolks into a cup
>add sugar and cinnamon. mix
>top it off with whipped cream

please don't judge me.

I always make myself a sandwhich which consists of one slice of peanutbutter toast, one slice of Bovri toast, and some Curry flavor Super Noodles in between with the sache of powdered curry sprinkled on and some Lea and Pertins.

>>5081593
oh man i tried that the other day when i didn't have anything in the cupboard and the shops were closed

i regret it

>>5083301
...northern england, right?

>>5081558

Used to make what I would call poverty cakes during my more broke ass days. I'd mix water, flour, and random spices from the cabinet together, turn them into patties, then cook them.

>>5083347
I don't know whether to laugh or cry

Apparently I'm absolutely disgusting for putting shipped cream on bread, putting pineapple chunks on it and eating it.

Can't really think of shameful things.

>>5076579

No lie, I do this every single time.

>>5083613
>>5076579
Dear god guys. I got snowballed once but jesus christ man.

>>5081704
I did that on my birthday. I was at Costco getting a pizza and decided to get one of their frozen yogurts. Once I got home I accidentally bumped the yogurt and it got all over the pizza. Best mistake I ever made.

>>5083622
l-lewd

Fried noodles (in margerine or butter until crunchy) with fried eggs on top.
Pig disgusting. Its one of my comfort foods.

>>5079105
that sounds pretty good

I buy shitty frozen pizzas, add a layer of fries before heating and then adding either garlic sauce or bearnaise to that.

I'm Auschwitz mode.

Pizza sandwich or Pizza Croissant.

Basically stack slices or roll them and eat them. I can pack away more apparently this way.

i eat beananas which are wrapped in turkish flat bread

>>5083797
whole banana, not cut up or anything? Because it just sounds like a crepe.

I have some weird ones that I remember developing over the years...
>mashed potatoes with BBQ sauce
>Eggnog and 7Up
>Dark sodas with peanuts inside the glass
> eating just straight french bread like another poster here
>when I was young I used to eat saltines dipped in ranch dressing

Drinking a bottle of vinegar a week

Nutella/Dijon on crackers

>>5083810
>5083810
the bananas were peeled, before i eat them.

>>5083818
Are you trying to be a gymnast or something?

when eating pizza, I'll rip it in half and first eat from the crust side on the top half, and then eat the rest of the slice. sometimes i'll tear the crusts off of 3 or 4 slices and just eat the crust. I regret nothing.

>>5083816
>eating just straight french bread
t-that's an action that's shameful...?

I used to sometimes eat big bowls of frosting with stale bread.

Fucking hell!

>>5083259
Wait you don't cook them? Or mix? Or anything?

I like margarine. A lot. Especially Country Crock. I prefer it cold.
I'll spread literally a 1/8-1/4" layer of it on toast and bread.
I never buy the stuff as an adult because I know I can go through the smallest tub they have in a week without trying.

>>5083642
>tfw going to Costco on your birthday to get a pizza you can eat by yourself
>yay birthday
>
>
>i'm so alone
>please take this feel away
>;_;

>>5083897
I don't get these anons saying eating bread plain is weird? If it's fresh, bread has a good taste.

After it's been out a few days is when you need to smother it in butter and majo or whatever Americans smeart.

>>5083772
I do the same, but add ketchup.


I like chocolate and cheese together.

Mac 'n' cheese or cauliflower cheese with baked beans.

Raw mushrooms.

I used to mix butter, flour and milk into little dough balls and eat them raw.

I make what I call "energy balls" which are cheese, nuts (and/or peanut butter) and dates all squidged together into a ball.

Several times, I have eaten an entire family sized trifle or tiramisu.

Umm.. I sometimes pick at raw, frozen salmon or peas and I don't know why.

Chocolate and cheese together.

Cheese and fruit cake- and not little dainty slices of either.

I can consume 100s of grams of nuts and dried fruit in one day,

Most of my food habits are shameful. I don't like eating with other people because of my disgustingly large quantities either. I'm still somehow underweight.

>>5083862
Naw what would being a gymnast have anything to do with it?

I tried Nigella's Marmite pasta recipe and loved it

I dip steak, bread, and other things in melted butter.

I have eaten oxo cubes from time to time.

>>5076465

It's not so bad, that was used to make you in the first place.

>>5084036
Gymnasts have been known to consume vinegar to to help with their bones be more flexible. I'm not sure if it's true or not, but I do know people who drink acidic stuff for that purpose.

>>5084082
Everyone's just a drop of cum in an ocean of cum children.

>>5076465

>>5076277
I do that, too. They can't keep Cool Whip in a tub around me.

>>5076345
Lol'd, that's gross. Like you're eating it but changing your mind, then eating it anyway.

>>5076439
Potato chips and pickle slices trick you into fried pickle time.

>>5076511
Mighty lol.

>>5079270
I used to stuff the biggest handful of popcorn I could get into my mouth. Then, I'd take a sip of Coke or Sprite and let it all melt down into a sweet and salty goodness paste. Mmm.

>>5080698
I do this with watermelon, too. Just slit the whole thing and go at it with a butterknife.


For some stuff I've done:

>used to crave ground meat with no seasonings
>would cook up 1/2lb and eat it

>would cut up an onion, cook it until browned and awesome in butter
>eat whole thing as snack

>i can kill a whole bottle of "salad toppings" over a few days

>used to drink almost a gallon of milk a day

>6'3
>230lbs

>>5084082
heh i never thought of it like that. I was just eating a million of my potential siblings

I love to eat wheat toast with peanut butter and sliced green olives. Shit is so cash.

>>5076297
so you... accidentally your dad?

grilled cheese with kraft singles, mashed potatoes and scrambled eggs.

I have bulimia and I can't even begin to fathom how much money I've wasted on food over the 7 years I've struggled with it. I could have so much nicer things in my life, a better place to live, etc.

Now I'm on welfare and my health is in shambles.

>>5084786
>waaah! I can't stop CHOOSING to force myself to vomit after I eat! It's other people's fault, though! waaah!! why won't people feel sorry for me?!? :(

Grow the fuck up.

>>5084786
On the other hand you've got that beach bod that'll make all the girls jelly.

I would throw a slice of bologna on a paper towel, put in a couple spoon fulls of rice in the center.
Take a little soysauce and top off with some butter. Then microwave it for about 20-30 seconds
The bologna would raise up on the outside to make a ghetto bowl

>>5084795
Don't demean the person in recovery: addictive compulsions are real, if only a sign of other ills.

>>5084795

omg anon u r so cool u sure told that anon

I think the really depressing thing here is you trying to make yourself feel better by trying to demean someone with a problem. How about YOU grow the fuck up.

>>5077664
i do the ramen thing, it gets absolutely disgusting if it gets cold or i think about it for too long

>>5079155
>it slipped in
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V390AOVPtf4

I make milk stewed macaronis and put garlic salt on them, not a ton to make it taste like a shitload of garlic, just enough to give it a flavor boost and a bit of a punch, and I eat it just like that, nothing else.

Been doing ever since I was a kid and my grandmother made them for me, she also put some sugar in the stew, a neat little trick to boost the flavors, you can of course also add a tiny bit of nutmeg for even more flavor.

And about the garlic salt, when I was little I used to put garlic salt on everything as a substitute for regular salt. Because I fucking loved garlic, still do today, but I don't put it on everything, though my dad still does.

>>5084875
eh, I could see it working. Probably better with actual cheese in it, but I could see the appeal.

I ate heavily spiced crickets in stir fried rice for like 2 week once. Shit was good.

>>5084815
not that anon, but not necessarily, from what i've heard. some calories are apparently absorbed in the stomach

>>5076465

how sweet, he jerks off to women that resemble his wife

>>5076262
I do that and don't even hide it. I learned it from my father.

My father also regularly melts cheese onto ground beef as his staple food and can't even cook pasta.

Both of them, while certainly ... inelegant ... are pretty delicious.

>>5084988
Oh, then that fat obese cow better jam her digits down her gullet or she'll never be pretty.

Sometimes I just melt cheese and butter on top of a big pile of lunchmeat.

I'll eat strangely when i'm short on food or haven't been shopping in a while

I have cans of sardines, crackers and hotsauce for when i run out of food, tastes ok but even I get grossed out by the appearance sometimes. My family hates fish (the bastards) so they would hate that shit.

I'll eat lots of cream cheese out of the wrapper with just a butter knife

i've had plain bread and mustard before, when there is nothing in the fridge

spaghetti, tossed wtih garlic powder, parsley, onion powder, salt and butter

i've made uncle bens rice with yogurt, curry powder, ginger, red pepper and allspice

a swig of dill pickle brine is good stuff sometimes

none of these are really weird though

>>5084982

My sisters where even worse when they where younger, I'm swedish, and they wanted to eat their blood pudding stone cold, and have macaronis with gravy, I don't know if the later might be something not so whack in america, but in Sweden it certainly turns a few heads, I also think we make our gravy's different.

>>5085015
>spaghetti, tossed wtih garlic powder, parsley, onion powder, salt and butter

Thats grade A pasta right there. Nothing to be ashamed off. That fish stuff is gross tho

I used to exclusively dip my chicken nuggets in butter

When I was younger

I used to put sugar

on frosted flakes.

Yeah, I was a fat fuck when I was little, feels kind of disgusting now.

>>5085020
well, I'm a gook/american and blood pudding always creeped me out.

Macaroni with gravy I imagine would taste like a casserole. Basically I think all the "disgusting" food you guys eat can be made decent with cheese.

>>5085057
rejoice, fellow halffu. Halffu genetics are god tier.

i can't actually think of anything really, but something sort of weird that i do is when i make a pizza, i use salsa instead of tomatosauce and i dont even do it myself, just storebought salsa.

>>5083906

sounds like ghetto dunkaroos

>>5084991
Yeah, I liked that part.

I like to have a glass of ranch dressing instead of soda with my hamburgers

and before you ask, yes i am an American

>>5085561
Pleb. We elites (I AM THE 1%) bathe in buttermilk ranch seasoned with the tears of unemployed womyn's studies graduates.

>>5085612
Wait, women's studies is actually a degree?

like what the hell do you even learn?

>>5085619
how to clean ur bag after period or sandy bag rage

>>5085620
*vag *vag
fuck

>>5085624
well, it is a bag where babies and other mysterious objects can be put in.

>>5085629

Anon, i think we need to talk. Babies come out of the vagina they don't go in it.

>>5085785
Not if she wants to live through the night...

>>5076276
I used to do something similar to this as a kid but it'd be like a chicken and mayo sandwich but i'd chew it up, spit it out roll it into a ball and then microwave it for 30 seconds and then eat it.

i once considered going to an applebees

hardcore masochist, I know

>>5076315
I am in a similar boat, although not quite as sunk as yours.

>come home from school, 6th grade
>dad at work
>about to play monster rancher 2
>sister about to play the sims
>we call dad to let him know we're home
>he says to clean off computer desk
>we do, but then come across one of those little medicine cups
>you know the ones that come with dayquil and cough syrup
>apparently full of a loogie or some shit
>let dad know over the phone
>"oh yeah just through that away"
>try to pick it up
>that fucking terrible smell
>sister and i vomited up our sweet chili doritos while on the way to the bathroom to throw it away
>throw a towel on it to clean it all up

Yeah, I didn't really realize what that was until years later.

>>5081558
I live in Romania and everyone who's lived under late Communist regime keeps telling us how everyone had jobs, had a place to live in, had money, but FUCKALL to buy, so they would end up eating mustard on bread

Also long lines for stuff like bananas

>>5082411
>>5082452
that's just a kebab over here

I love making fried egg and cheese sandwiches. That's pretty normal, but sometimes I like to put too many eggs on so it turns into a big goopy mess that needs to be knife-and-forked. Not too shameful, I guess, but all the runny yoke and melted cheese makes it look revolting

My brother eats 3-5 frozen pizzas a week. Somehow he's skinnier than I am, and I'm not even fat. I secretly can't wait until he turns 35 and his metabolism slows down and he becomes a fucking lardass because he's never had to actually restrain himself before

I once deep fried a meat pie and put it between two deep fried butter chicken toppers (essentially butter chicken and rice inside a batter/crumb coating) and ate it all as a sandwich. I had to wash my clothes afterwards because it was so greasy.

>>5083340
You got it.

Microwaved pizza rolls dipped in KC masterpiece.

Cheap steak seasoning sprinkled on the sauce.

>>5076262
I do the same but microwave it so it is straight goo that i string away from the plate. N to top it off i put salt on it.

>>5076401
You should move to the third world you dog.

Ketchup packets and water from my neighbors hose.
Poorman's tomato soup.

Had no electricity or water.

>>5080058
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS STICKING OUT OF HIS ASS?

I like to order shit pizza, (Pizza Hut), pour generic hot sauce into a bowl and fucking dip that shit.

I make Kraft mac and cheese with smokies, then add it to Cheesy Hashbrown Hamburger Helper. Shit is a heart attack of delicious. But I am ashamed of this barbaric eating style.

Every few weeks I'll make chicken soup in a slow cooker, normal stuff, chicken breasts, tiny but of onion, peeled potatoes, baby carrots. I'll dash it with some garlic salt periodically. But when its done I mash it all up in a deep bowl, then dump a large container of sour cream onto it, then blanket it with salt, pepper, and enough garlic assault to kill any nearby vampires. And I'm talking about the large Breakstone tubs of sour cream, the entire thing, its so good I'm almost crying while thinking of this meal.

Whenever I open an avocado and its not that tasty, I'll pack canned tuna into the gap where the seed was.

Sometimes I take baby bella mushrooms, wrap them in raw bacon, insert a tooth pick, then bake them at 400 for about 15 minutes, broil for 2 or 3.

I used to go into the woods with my dad every year and pick morel mushrooms. We would wash them, cut them lengthwise, roll in corn meal or flour and pan fry, sacks full at a time. Best thing ever.

I also eat pepperoni straight out of whatever package its in, bowls full.

Somehow I'm 170 at 14% bf, 5'11

>>5081476
I love sauerkraut as well. I'll make ribs and kraut, eat all the sauer kraut over the course of 2 days and the have sauer kraut soaked rib sammiches.

I used to eat ketchup sandwiches.
like literally just white bread and ketchup.
maybe throw some chips on there for texture.

>>5080698
i do this with pineapple

fuck slicing it into cubes

>>5086565

What's the problem with that? I do that, too. I also do that with mustard or mayo.

>>5084148
surely flexible bones is not at all what a gymnast wants? and i highly doubt vinegar would have this effect anyway.

>>5081558
I do the same. I actually like it, you don't have to pay much, it never goes bad, I like spicy things

i sometimes eat cubes of butter like cheese

>>5086464
Vibrator, you can see the packaging on his desk.
By the looks of it, it's one that's shaped like anal beads so you can pop one at a time into your ass and stimulate yourself that way.
Though you can definitely tell by his face and the rain that he's feeling ashamed of himself for it.

>>5086569

I don't know, everyone always used to look at me like I was crazy.
only thing that got weirder reactions from people was when I was kid, I would eat jelly sandwiches because I'm allergic to peanuts. Kids and teachers thought it was weird.

maybe I just grew up around judgmental assholes?

>>5086608

>jelly sandwiches
>bad

Dude. The people around you are literally insane.

>>5086613

I can't stand plain jelly, it's gotta have some savory to rein in the overwhelming sweetness.

>>5087076

That's poppycocks.

>>5087091

You're right, it is. I eat raspberry preservatives by the spoonful. It's really just grape jelly i can't stand.

>>5086608
did you tell them you were allergic to peanuts?

I make recipes people from /ck/ tell me about

>>5087182
Also, back in elementary school i'd eat ketchup with the hardass rolls they'd give us, and some bitchass girl said "Eww, don't do that, that's disgusting" and proceeded to tell on me, for putting ketchup, on rolls, which is just bread, and I got in trouble for that.

I like to put almost everything on my Made To Order burgers from Sheetz.

>>5076465
fukkin capped dat shit

>>5076465
>>5087381
just as proof

>>5087387

The best part is that he would have never known for sure if he wasn't a nosy brat.

>>5076276
As a kid, if I was eating crackers, I would chew one cracker and take the wad of cracker out of my mouth. Then I would spread it onto another cracker and eat it like that. Weird as fuck.

>>5083259
it was a pretty common thing in poland when i was little. Egg yolks whipped with sugar. It's called 'kogel mogel', name's stupid even for polish.

>>5079860
>it tastes fucking awful and makes my throat all weird
you should change your diet

>>5085015
>I'll eat lots of cream cheese out of the wrapper with just a butter knife
we all have

>>5087420
Oh shit, the same thing exists in Finland, at least the Swedish speaking part of it. It's called hobbel bobbel but I don't think it's that common nowadays.

>>5087547
Man that's funny, wonder where that name came from originally. I guess it was a cheap snack for kids like 3 generations back when stores weren't stuffed with candy.

>>5087420
this actually sounds good.

>>5087593
Here's a fancy one with strawberries.

Sometimes I would make a really terrible sandwich
basically

>bread
>lots of ranch / thousand island
>shredded lettuce
>maybe a slice of tomato
>slice of american 'cheese'

>>5087688
so... a vegetarian sandwich?

>>5087695

>implying american 'cheese' is real cheese.

It's a vegan sandwich.

>>5087714
so a vegetarian sandwich?

>>5087593
>>5087420
>>5083259

Niggas not knowing sambayon.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zabaione

I eat bacon sandwiches on bagels with mayo.

>sandwich
>bread
>marshmallow spread
>cocoa puffs all over marshmallow spread
>bread

I don't eat disgusting things that I know of, but the quantity I eat is disgusting. I'm not overweight, but at any moment of any day I live with the knowledge that I could go for a gallon of ice cream in one sitting followed up by a few slices of pizza. I only allow myself to binge like that if my weight has gone low enough (19 bmi) and don't do it at all when I'm up (20 bmi). But yes, limiters off, I will buy a pint of frosting and eat it straight as an appetizer before some crazy volume of like, 8 baking potatoes and a toddler.

I have a sort of disgusting habit of eating really fast. I developed it when I was very young and didn't find much pleasure in food, I would just eat it as quick as possible and be done with it. Sometimes, when I space out while eating, I'll lapse into it, start 'chain-eating,' just taking bite after bite without stopping and barely chewing.

I'm not sure how disgusting this is, but I really like mayo on burgers. I discovered mayo pretty late, and now I use it in extreme excess wherever I use it at all, I'll just completely slather it all over a burger.

>>5079811
disgusting

>>5080532
>pleb status confirmed

>>5087743
You better watch your fucking mouth. That sounds incredible.

>>5076262
tried making this once
wasnt that bad

>>5088786
what

>>5088786
>wasnt that bad
I don't believe you.

>>5088786
tried being the important word.

not Made this Once
No, you tried.
This took effort

ugh....

>>5088852

>Not putting effort into everything you do.

Shit attitude/10. Would not copy.