/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5076691
Eat them by the spoonful like me

>>5076699
I tried. That's moderately pleasant.

you can get high off them, pretty chill high too

>>5076703
Oh you're hard to please, then try these.

Make a salad dressing with it
Make lemon poppy cake with a lemon icing use the lemon zest and some lemon curd filling
Make some Fresh Fruit Parfait With Lemon-Poppy Seed Yogurt
That can get you started.

Eat them with your morning cereal, get nutrition for the whole day as for hours and hours after breakfast you'll still be picking them from between your teeth.

>>5076717
>lemon poppy cake
Sounds good. Shall try. Thnaks!

>>5076725
That should read “Thanks!”, but that sounds like snacks.

>>5076691
there are online guides on how to process opium, its pretty easy. well that's what I would do

>>5076824
lol
not every kind of poppy has a high enough value of opium to proces

Sprinkle them on some bread you're baking.

Fill pastry with it

Make cakes from it.

>>5076824
Just make poppy tea, if you have the right kind of poppies.

>>5076691
>not making makowiec
op confirmed for bydlo

Where do you even buy poppy pods or poppy seeds that contain opium?

>>5077030
Afganistan
>The US army did not get a nice piece of the opium trade

>>5076691
Make herion

>>5077220
from dried poppies?

>>5076875
what he said

>>5077030
I get mine from Ebay,It's not illegal unless you harvest the opium

OP already knows what to do with poppy pods from the picture he posted.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppy_tea

If you have pods, make tea (or eat them). Nod for a few hours.

The seeds kind of a bitter peanut butter taste. I guesd you could them in a smoothie. Maybe chocolate cake.

>>5076824
>>5076866

Not all poppy flowers are opium poppy flowers.

>>5077690

They're in supermarkets here.

I used to want to live alone, have my own little poppy field, make my heroin a few times a year...live a heroin-addicted hermit.

I'd still like that, but that was before I met that one guy. I don't think he'd let me grow opium poppies. I'd sure go for some heroin right now, though.

you could die. don't play around with those.

Austrian here, we've got plenty of poppy seed recipes.

Poppy seed cake:

Ingredients:

6 eggs
200 g granulated sugar
150 g ground poppy seeds
50 g breadcrumbs
some brown rum
chocolate frosting (chocolate + butter)

Mix egg yolks with sugar + rum
Beat egg whites into a snow
Mix poppy seeds and breadcrumbs
Carefully mix yolks, egg whites and breadcrumb/poppy seed mix
Fill into a cake dish and bake at 200C (It's done when a knife blade pierced into it stays dry)
Let it cool down and glace with chocolate frosting

Eat with whipped cream

You could also make Mohnnudeln, thick potato noodles with sugar, ground poppy seeds and butter.

>>5076691
Grind them up and boil in water for about 15 minutes. Drink and watch a movie or something.

>>5077835
Are you sure it was heroin and not just some awful, knock off vinegar morphine.

>>5077993

I'm fairly confident it was, I'm familiar with a lot of opiates. At some point I was assaulted and I was prescribed a plethora of them, not to mention all those I was administered while at the hospital. I know what morphine feels like, codeine, fentanyl, and other analogues.

I actually never thought I'd find something to top-off heroin, come to think of it. That guy is like... natural heroin.

He's my lifetime supply of heroin.

>Did you ever love someone so much, you'd lose an arm for?

>Pic of Sceak as a hardcore heroin addict.

>>5077835
all poppy flowers contain some opium

also the ones you get in the store actually grow good amounts of opium
the seeds are a bi product of the harvest
mc cromic are the best

you can also grow them just about anywhere

>>5078197
god damn thats some greasy hair

>>5078220

Actually then it's gel, I looked at the filename and I remembered. I had gel that had glitter in it.

I've been putting oil in my hair for a very long time, though, it's very fine.

>>5078272
that probably feels uncomfortable.

>>5077894
Don't grind or boil them. The opioids are only in the latex on the outside. Grinding and/or boiling them only helps to release the fatty acids inside the seed. Combine with the slowed peristolsis of opioids, a large dose will turn you into an angry fart machine.

Mix the seeds with room-temp water in a large bottle, add some lemon juice. Shake vigourously. Let sit for 1 hour. Strain and sweeten with honey.

>>5078197
>>Pic of Sceak as a hardcore shitfag ugly bitch that can go fuck himself
>

>>5078197
>greasy emo neanderthal
Fuck off.

>>5078370
I love you to death with that comment.

Make sure you don't have any upcoming drug tests. Eating poppy seeds can cause a false positive for opiates (though they do contain small amounts of opiates so not really false)

>poppy pods
Mail them too me. I would straight up pay you for that shit. If it weren't for the fact this site is undoubtedly under surveillance of some kind and we'd both end up in jail for a long time because I think it's obvious why i want them.

/ck/ sure loves opiates

>>5078333
>only in the latex on the outside

lol, no. The "latex" is the sap of the poppy. It's present int the whole thing, including the stem. It also doesn't appear over the pods naturally. When opium is harvested from a living poppy the farmers cut the bulb so that the sap oozes out (just like blood from a cut). They collect the sap and let the cut heal up, then repeat the process. They do that because they can keep getting more sap from a living plant since it just grows more. However, once you cut the stem the sap no longer gets replenished. All you've got is what is present in the plant as a whole...and the sap exists in the whole plant. "poppy straw" is another name for what OP has--the whole thing including the bulb and the stem. That is what is harvested for large-scale production of morphine, not just the sap from cut bulbs. The whole plant is useable. Of course there is a higher concentration of opioids in collected sap vs the whole plant, but the whole plant is in fact loaded with them.

Do those ham and swiss rolls people always bring to picnics and potlucks.

Basically just take a whole package of hawaiian rolls and slice them down the middle, get some butter and minced onions with mustard and poppy seeds in a pot, cook until onions are translucent, spread on all sides (in and out) of the bread, layer with deli ham and swiss cheese, wrap in foil, bake in the oven.

>>5078279

I don't really remember, but the glitter was too subtle.

>>5078434
OP was asking what to do with the seeds, I was only talking about the seeds. As far as the seeds are concerned, the latex is only on the outside. Pods without seeds don't have much fat content so grind and boil away.

Latex is not sap. Sap is transported by xylem and phloem. It doesn't coagulate. Latex is mainly a defense against herbivores.

>>5078521
So what's your last name, Patrick?

>>5077879
>>5077884
>>5078512
Thanks guys, you're doing it right.

>>5078414
Please see >>5078688

>>5078688
>>5077894

Really just grind and boil the seeds in a pot ?

That sounds so much easier than pods, how many grams of seeds do you need to use though, 100g, 500g ?
Should I use a shitty pot or will it clean fine?

>>5079688
Don't grind or boil seeds, see here.
>>5078333

Dose depends on your body weight. I weigh 100kg, my common dose is about 500g. A 14yo kid died from 1400g.

IMO kratom extract 10-20x is a better deal, easier to work with, better tasting, easier to take, and with less severe side effects than poppy based teas.

>>5079747

Do I just dump the seeds into a bottle or do I have to do anything to them first?
I'm also about 60kg, so 250g then ?

Otherwise strikes me as the same as making iced tea which is easy enough

What's Kratom extract, I've never heard of it

>>5079688

Opioids are in the pod. Grind but do not boil them, boil the water beforehand and let the matter simmer in hot water, just like you would make any other tea. It's not rocket science. Or you could collect the sap and shoot or smoke it up, opinions.

>>5079769

Seeds, not pods. If I could find pods I'd use them instead

>>5079767

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitragyna_speciosa

Imo tastes ten times worse that opium tea.

>>5079772

I hope you have fuckload of seeds then

>>5079776

Well the guy up a bit saids 500g is his common dose and he's twice my weight

And I can buy 500g of seeds for under $5 so yeah

>>5079773
straight leaf isn't great, but the 10-20x extracts taste almost exactly like green tea. I drink it unsweetened and enjoy it.

lemon

poppyseed

muffins

http://www.food.com/recipe/lemon-poppy-seed-muffins-100943

The breakfast of champions: codeine pills and beer.

Don't do this at home, this stuff is more hazardous than heroin.

>>5080724
>this stuff is more hazardous than heroin.

pharmacist here.... no its not.

get yourself some anti-constipation meds. Your insides are going to turn to clay

>>5080748

Think ginseng would help?

>>5080765
not massively

>>5080748

This is acetaminophen (500 mg), caffeine (15 mg), codeine (8 mg), with ethanol.

Guess how much acetaminophen I have to take to get any kind of noticeable effect from the codeine?

Guess how much ethanol I have to drink to even have the energy to write this?

Trust me, it's more hazardous. Not even a hazard, it's toxic. All of it, and the mix of it.

Do you have any idea what my liver looks like to Candlejack?

>>5080724

>My face when because of this post I figured out I can get Codeine in the UK OTC

Oh boy

>>5080807

I hope you've had your fun, because now that you're going to destroy your liver by taking paracetamol codeine recreationally, you're going to have to stop drinking forever.

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Why do you have about 100 furry porn pictures uploaded on facebook?

>>5080805
>actually think someone would care

we dont you fagget

>>5080818

I loled.

1. blend then fill blender with everclear until "covered" the plant bits float

2.let soak for bout 7 days strain

3. dose with eye dropper
???
WIN

>>5080813

>Implying I've even bought it yet

Actually Codeine Linctus doesn't have paracetamol, teenage robotrippers can figure this out it's really not hard to avoid

It's like you don't thoroughly research things you put into your body

>>5080818

I am too intelligent to be alive.

I uploaded my folder and deleted the strenuous content.

That picture was from when I wanted to have babies with my boyfriend and realized I couldn't make actual replicas of him.

It's like I'm a kid again, in the psychiatric ward. I am surrounded by retards and idiots.

>inb4 he train from child

I can't believe this shit is for real.

>>5080827

it's not like it's all that hard to get actual drugs, if I was still a youth fascinated by chemicals. enjoy your ASBO

>>5080842

we dont care about you stupid fagget, is that so hard to understand? LEAVE 4CHAN ALONE YOU MONGOLOID CUNT

>>5080844

>I will imply he is a chav child
>And that I am adult
>This means I am right by appealing to authority

No mate try again, I know /ck/ isn't exactly good at arguing but you'll have to try harder than that especially with your lack of knowledge

Nice superiority complex by the way, maybe you should look introspectively to see why that is

>>5080850

We?

Do YOU want ME to say "we"?

Do you?

>>5080865
>being this defensive

I can see OTC drug abuse is serious business to a chav child. somehow it didn't occur to me I could be talking to one.

>>5080850
Go to bed, britbong.

>>5080874

when would you say we, halfwit fag ? nobody stands with you

>>5080878

>Oh no I am losing the argument
>"Aren't you being defensive?"

Nice deflecting attention away from yourself but no matter how many times you try to imply I abuse OTC I don't.
If you'll scroll up you'll see I haven't bought anything, so what exactly are you basing your assumptions on other than your clearly superior sense of intuition ?

Also
>Chavs
>OTC

Really now? You're sounding increasingly naive

>>5080882

You know what's scarier than a skull?

When you go twice to the hospital in the same week because you hang around someone who has 0 friends on Facebook.

>>5080905

you're giving me nostalgia for starting arguments with adults on the internet in the mid 1990s. I was such a little twat.

>>5080909

well if that person hang arounds you i could understand idiot. i'd avoid you like the plague

>>5080909

Do you actually realize that you approve the fact that you make me almost die of your stupid shit? Happily i'm alive and well since you're out of my way.

>>5080918

You do realise you started the argument don't you ?

>But I'm a grown up

Okay so am I so what?

>>5080909

there's nothing scarier than your life thats for sure m8

>>5080941

I thought it was just light banter, until I inadvertently hit a nerve with the ASBO comment

you're not fooling anyone, and even if you could, why bother? here I am, nearly old enough to be your dad, posting on 4chan.org, and you don't see me being defensive about it.

>>5080962

I thought it was banter at first myself but you sound just like the militant straight edge types that lurk around, I may have overreacted if you are as old as you say you are, in which case it's more of a cultural thing to your generation

How old are you exactly pops?

>>5076691

Smash the shells, chuck the seeds and make tea.

>>5080978

37. it's just drugs, don't get yourself addicted, don't get arrested, and don't fuck up your body, and it's all good. I mostly just drink now.

>>5080994

You're not that old, my fathers nearly 60

I don't really have much of an addictive personality, I get bored of drinking if I do it for more than a couple days consecutively, half the fun is the novelty to these things

>>5080909
That is scary i got chills bro

>>5081017


lul

This is probably the worst thread this year.

I hope you people enjoy your horrible, horrible withdrawals from when you get addicted to poppy tea. That shit be worse than skag withdrawal

>>5081048

I recognize that guy

He's that guy from the documentary on ketamine who can't pee normally because of ketamine abuse

>>5081052
No he is not.

>>5081056

Then who is he ?

He has the exact gormless look

>>5081066
http://youtu.be/aIbpt1aDFqM?t=4m57s

>>5080776
>states "codeine pills"

Codeine phosphate isnt more hazardous thand diamorphine.

Also, bawww poor you

>>5081075

Oh, you're right it is a different guy his hair is way darker

My bad

>>5081093
What is this ketamine pissing thing? I want to see this now.

>>5081097

Ketamine fucks up your bladder, like catheter bad

I'm gonna take a shower now but I'll try to find it and post it later

>>5080909

i'd say your face and nipples are scarier

>>5082179

i'll be back when i'll stop laughing about this one bro. stop reading my mind!

>>5080909

I would say someone who have no friends, run after his "boyfriend" that is actually not anymore but it's the only thing he have left in life, who is always getting angry for nothing projection on people his own pain... That, for me, is a scary and sad thing.

>>5082259
*doing projection