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First thing I do the night before is make sure I have something to drink in the morning.

>>5059689
I think you are trolling this is not an alcoholic board if you need some advice check out /adv/ I have nothing good to say to you personally as my father was(is) an alcoholic. It's very depressing shit.

>inb4 bawwwwwwwwwwww thread

>>5059697
Alcoholism is only fun when you're the drunk alcoholic!

Seriously though, I love me some drink.

>>5059689
What do you usually drink to get drunk?

>>5059697
My only troll is raw truth and honesty. It sometimes rustles peoples Hanes, so be it. I'm not seeking advice, I'm content and somewhat successful as an alcohol lifestyle. I'm not proud, but I do not shame.

I'm sorry about your dad. Best of luck to both of you.

>>5059716
>I'm not proud, but I do not shame.
lol okay

>>5059715
Mostly this. I love beer and really into trying different brews, but an alcohol has to alcohol. I drink beer only for the taste. I drink Crow for the feels of drunken content.

>>5059689

I drink almost every night, but I sure as hell don't start in the mornings. Rarely even in the afternoons. Last night I had a bottle of wine and a couple beers. Like OP I woke up refreshed to a day off.

But I'm going to do some shopping, cooking, dicking around on the internet and get a workout in before I crack a fresh bottle tonight.

If you're going to be an alcoholic at least try to remain a functional one. Otherwise you're going to have a problem.

got pretty toasted yesterday, no hangover today just having a nice bottle of water and some leftover pizza atm.

I've drank every day for the last 8 days for no damn reason, it just takes my mind off of my shitty job, its the slow season and ill still be there 6 days and 65 hours this week =/

oh well, im quitting in 2 weeks so its not so bad, maybe ill give my liver a break then

>>5059716
i understand you op.

sometimes i drink too before noon but only when i have absolutly nothing to do all day.

But dont make a habit out of it.

I've been drinking more and more since I broke up with my gf about six months ago and she moved out.

Living alone with my dog, I've found solace in drinking, cooking, and playing vidya.

Lately however, my intake has been increasing steadily. What used to be a twelve pack every couple of days has turned into 750ml's of liquor. I've been through about 3 handles of liquor in about a month in addition to going out and "socializing" (read: excuse to drink in public) regularly.

The worst part of the whole situation is that my drinking comes not from an "addiction" (I know everyone says that), I feel no need to keep doing it. It comes from a place of boredom and general unhappiness that has been my life recently. The whole world has kind of taken on a gray filter and it feels as if every day I'm walking in a fog.

I know the drinking only makes the depression worse and may even be a primary cause of it. I doesn't help that I've put on weight and I am now unhappy about the way I look and self-conscious about how people see me everyday. Sometimes I'll even turn down invitations because I'm concerned people will see how much I have changed, and not for the better.

My best friend is getting married in a couple months. I want to be clear-headed for his big day. I want to look and feel better not just for myself but for others I care about.

I'm putting down the bottle until I find myself in a better place. I even found myself in the ER recently because of injuries I sustained while drunk. Drinking can be fun but for me it's slowly becoming deadly.

It's time for a change.

>2014
>getting sober

thinking of drinking more for anxiety
better than a benzo addiction (though xanax is fucking amazing)

>>5059771
Being an alcoholic is a ll about habits.

>>5059689
>>5059726

I actually drink a lot.

There are some periods of my life when I smoked pot every day for a month or so, and then dropped it. There are some periods of my life when I would drink, one night, and then not drink for week or more, usually a lot more.

I started drinking solid two years ago. I moved into a new place, and the fridge had a space for pop cans. I don't drink pop, but back then Progun posted all the time with cans of bud. So I filled the empty space with those.

Then I started going out to clubs, and I'd have a few drinks here and there, on top of at my place.

Then I lost my job and I got back to prostitution, and I started hanging out in various clubs.

Then my mother sent me a message on Facebook, and I was drunk every day.

Then I realized my boyfriend felt that I cheated on him. And I was drunk every day.

Now I'm just drunk all the time out of habit.

When I'm sober, I start doing shit, but I am just bleeding all over everything. I can't do shit anymore because I want to have a baby with that (potentially) bastard who visibly forsaken me.

I cannot believe I'd soared to such heights to be forsaken once more.

>>5059777
it's called depression, you're self-medicating (not very effectively) with alcohol
go see a doctor, you'll get nicer, safer drugs to get you over this period of nasty

>>5059788

If he doesn't come back, I have to kill myself. If I don't kill myself, you have to kill me.

Promise me /ck/ that you'll kill me.

>>5059689

Alcohol suits me really well, though, unlike other drugs. I can drink a 12-pack between 10 and 3, sometimes more, and I'm just happy as a clam.

I stumble, sometimes, but for some reason that's really weird, I can run, I can walk fast, I can skateboard and I can dance, but I can't walk a normal pace, or I stumble, but I stumble anyway. I don't think it's actually a thing, it makes it worst. People, in general, are too slow for me.

>>5059689
Not today. I usually have a beer in the morning though. Shit's delicious.
I did drink about half a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed last night though.
I was bored.

>>5059798

My only problem with alcohol is how it suppresses my control over hunger.

I eat too much, and I am getting fat. It's also neurotoxic. I can definitely feel the brain damage.

But hey, slow-motion suicide.

>>5059824

Right now my normal state is "drunk", though.

It also takes A LOT of Vitamin C to metabolize alcohol. It's really a thing to watch out for if you drink.

It takes A LOT of Vitamin C to metabolize. Like, don't spare the citrus.

Drank the last 3 nights. Not feeling the snowboarding this am

tallgrass brewery oatmeal cream stout. soooooo tasty. 9:39 AM.

>>5059792
>>5059792
> safer drugs
> prozac, valium, clonazepam
Pick one. Pot is probably way better than that shit.

>>5059831
It's the opposite for me, I tend to eat a lot less while I'm drinking.

>>5059868
pot is also less effective than any of that shit
LSD would be far better, but I don't think OP has access to a good pilot

>>5059872

I have a notoriously voracious appetite, sometimes I order three entrées just for myself at the restaurant, and I can shell $20.00 on Value Menu items at McDonalds, but when I'm drunk, I just dgaf that I'm getting fat. I get out of the club, or I'm at home, I have nothing to do, no one to see, and I just eat, even though I've already eaten.

I eat too much when I'm drunk.

I just hope that guy shows back-up so I don't end-up a 300 lb useless whale.

>>5059868
anti-depressants are safe
benzos are definitely not safer than alcohol
pot shouldn't be used for depression

I used to drink a lot to feel better and/or to forget. Now that I realize I do stupid shit while drinking, I started taking just one beer when I go out or at home. And it works.

I'm a starting to drink now. Time for the Breaking Bad marathon. Had to get rid of all this excess vacation days or I lose em come new years. Stupid America. Can't a man work until he wants to stop?!?

Seagrams 7 today. Just like yesterday, just like everyday.

>>5059689
Read this and then tell me if you want to keep drinking: pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/10report/chap02e.pdf

>>5059931
>pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/10report/chap02e.pdf

tl;dr

>>5059931
Looks wordy, no thanks.

>>5059931
>>5059935

The report, in itself, is inconclusive, but when I'm drunk or after drinking, I just don't feel like solving 3-board-wide mathematical expressions, I get sloppy at daily tasks, it's not a good thing.

I highly advise against it. I know it might seem like Aunt Elga is just keeping the good stuff to herself right now, but Aunt Elga really thinks life is bullshit right now, and she's taking her 162 points of I.Q. with her, and everyone below it with her right now.

>>5059957
life's no bullshit bro
hang in there
there was already a suicidal threat earlier, dont need moar

>>5059957
The fuck are going on about?

>>5059957
>sceak?
>obviously sceak
>sad posts, duh

>>5059967
Nah, he should defunqtely kill himself

>>5059971
Go fuck yourself.

>>5059967

The conclusion I draw from my observations and experiences differs.

What's the story here?
Is sceak a suicidal whore?
That sounds familiar.

>>5059974
Suicide is the only way out.

>>5059995

Sceak might be a prostitute, but Sceak had to feed herself. Sceak doesn't have a "mom" or a "dad" to call for money, and Sceak doesn't put-up with anyone's bullshit for party favors.

Sceak stands-up for herself.

Sceak has no friends, no family, no one's phone number in her cell phone, and Sceak is on the same level as some people who have thousands of friends and family, and she could even be better off, but she chooses not to.

Sceak is the shit.

>>5060004

Sceak was never a prostitute to buy drugs or to go clubbing. Sceak was a prostitute to eat.

>>5060010
>Nothing wrong with prostitution.

>>5060010
Why have you not shot your brains out yet? If you're American, you can easily get a gun. If not, you can always hang yourself.

>>5060024
Maybe because you're just a fucking troll who have no life.

>>5060026
You sound anally devastated. Was there someone in your life who was weak enough to off themselves? Was it a family member? Do you know that they are damned to burn in hell for all eternity?

Having a cold one right now.

>>5060049
If you killed yourself, the cold would end.

>>5060033
I don't even know what this argument is about, but I glanced at your post as I was scrolling.

Thanks for my weekly reminder that there are truly heartless religious nutcases who abuse anonymity. It makes me feel so much better about myself.

>>5059792
>anti depression drugs
>safer

http://www.ssristories.com/

>>5060060
Without my fervent belief in god I would have killed myself long ago. There is nothing to live for beside avoiding the fires of hell.

>>5059697
Do you have any idea what board you're on? We constantly have alcohol threads and alcoholic/drunken stories threads.

>>5059876
you already are

>>5059793
I promise

op here. I just woke up an hour ago and drank the rest of my shit. I guess I'll have to go to the store in a little while for more, theres no way I'm falling asleep sober tonight.

I've been drunk for four years now. I don't even mind anymore, it feels normal. Nobody knows how much I drink, not even the closest people in my life.

All I ever wanted was a wife and a kid or two.

>>5060762
Well, you're just making sure you never will get that. Are you sure you didn't actually always want an excuse to give up?

Well, I shouldn't scrutinize. Weak people like you are the reason why people like me get to have children with women I barely know and will never marry or support.

>>5059788
Marry me.

>>5060768
I've never given up faggot. Four year degree, around 100k annual income, homeowner, and recently /fit/ and good looking again.

I'm just a bored, lonely sad alcoholic sack.

>>5059788
You should stop being shit. Nobody cares. Nobody's gonna care either as long as you keep being unworthy of caring of.

You know, like you are.

>>5060781
>/fit/
>lonely
>all I ever wanted was blablabla

Hahaha, good news! You don't really want a family, because you are actually gay! And even still nobody wants you, because you're a filthy stinking surrender monkey.

>>5060052
Edgy suicide shill detected.

>tfw rotate liquor stores so they don't know how much I really drink
>tfw can't remember where I bought my last 1.75 of rot gut bourbon from because drunk.

goddammit. FUCK. Looks like I have some driving to do. Can't even find the receipt.

>>5059868
This, all day every day, this. I used to be on wellbutrin, but it leveled me out. Then, my level line slowly lowered until I was depressed as shit. Nowadays, I smoke pot, and if I'm depressed, it is enough to make me feel great and not fall into a severe depression, something I haven't done in years, probably since I started smoking. The only downside is if you're a heavy smoker and you stop for a couple days, day two not smoking has a severe drop in serotonin so you can be a bit crabby, but rarely do I feel depressed on day two and by day three you're normal again.

4 days a week it's one bottle of wine with dinner. The other 3 days it's 2+ bottles of wine starting at lunch. Feels ok.

>Go out drinking for the first time in weeks
>End up losing 6 hours, wake up in a random guys bathtub with my left thigh shaved
>Blackout again, wake up on his couch wearing nothing but my jacket and both of my legs stuffed into one leg off my pants
>Look down and notice my shirt and underpants are neatly folded next to me
>Got dressed and got the hell out of there

I honestly don't know what happened that night, but I'm never drinking again

>>5060791

>tfw rotate liquor stores so they don't know how much I really drink

I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this

>>5061000
I do this as well, but to be honest it's pointless because they already know what I am. It's just a routine.

>>5061000
Fuck......I'm glad I'm not the only one. Actually makes me feel a little better

>>5060791
>>5061000
>mfw I rotated 7 stores because I was buying a liter of vodka and every day

>>5061000
I do, just because I'm out in different areas when I work. Otherwise I just go to my normal place for 4 30 packs of beer and some liquor every two weeks or so.

>>5060882
pot makes me depressed, paranoid, and anxious. I can only smoke at concerts where the music takes my focus off all bad feels. I can't even smoke before movies because I read too much into things and start picking up on "subliminal messages" which are probably actually nonexistent.

Pot makes me hyper-aware of things to the point of it being uncomfortable. Booze dulls the pain and anxiety that goes with a rapidly thinking and uncomfortable mind.

>>5060065
these are bs

>>5061029
Amen.

Used to smoke bud all day every day, but now I can't even take one nugget fall unless I'm alone or there is a major distraction (like a concert).

>>5061029

same here brother. used to be a huge pothead, smoked bud all day erryday but now that im older it just gives me bad feels and like u said, i start reading too much into things and picking up on these things that are nonexistant.

ehh im probably better off without it, pot really kills your motivation to do....ANYTHING but smoke more pot...and eat...and sleep...

>>5060643

Thanks.

I am waiting for 8:00 AM so I can buy more booze. I woke-up a bit more than two hours ago and I've already had a bit less than a 6-pack.

>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

If lifestyles around food like faggy veganism are accepted, alcoholism should be too. Fuck you mods, why don't you start doing your job and banning "Food from X" threads?

>>5062084

It says warned you fucking spastic.

>>5059777
>tfw you are me in half a year
>mfw I should stop drinking every day
>mfw I have no face

>>5059793
You know I'll do it NOC :^]

SWEET BERRY WINE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeyqS9BDPds#t=37

Working graveyard shifts.

Drink cause I am bored as hell. Nobody is doing anything when I am off, they are working.

Oh well, back to the bottle for me.

>User was warned for this post

This thread has been up for a full day, why are mods just now warning

>>5062190
>4chan
>mods

I've noticed, at least according to the stated rules, the moderation situation appears to have gotten markedly worse on some boards since moot posted that he revamped the system used by janitors and mods.

Maybe they all focus on certain "problem boards" now looking for CP and shit I don't know.
But nowadays the report button for rule violation appears to do nothing when I use it on /sci/.

>>5059788
>Then I realized my boyfriend felt that I cheated on him.
>my boyfriend felt that I cheated on him.
>felt that I cheated on him.

You did cheat on him you cunt

>Then I lost my job and I got back to prostitution

>>5061000
guilty of this too. Because I like to spread my wealth among several stores ;) ;)

>>5061019

A litre isn't that bad, I can do half in 5 hours easily and not be that drunk

>>5062228

So I did, and I'm willing to bite the dirt for it.

It was never my intent to cheat on him. I had sex for money, not because I wanted to. I gave these people love, because I need to.

My boyfriend wasn't there. He wasn't even there to pick-up the phone when I needed him.

One of his stupid loser roommates answered the text.

They will die. I will kill them myself if I have to, because even if I end-up in jail, it's nothing compared.

I will not let this go.

>>5062290

You can use you emotional language to try and manipulate me into feeling empathy again all you want, but you still cheated on him and no one gives a shit why it doesn't change anything
And it still isn't your boyfriends obligation to always be there, we both know he was there but you're not his responsibility, in fact you're trying to justify cheating because he didn't rise to your expectations to rescue from yourself so you used his roommates behavior as justification and have decided it doesn't matter if it was your boyfriend or not anymore

>Implying we don't all want to kill ourselves
>Implying most of this thread isn't a 420 blaze it drunk
>Implying most of this thread even has a significant other to lean on

You have nothing to hold onto let alone let go of

>>5059777
When you can stop, you don't want to. When you want to stop, you can't.

I drank out of boredom and to help me get through feels too. I also have a history of drug addiction though so in my case I eventually did get attached to the booze and it got ugly. Put it down now bro. I've been off the wagon for almost 8 months now and lost all the weight that I gained and I'm generally doing better. I still get the lonely feels though.

You can do it.

>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

THANK YOU BASED MODS FOR DESTROYING THIS SHIT THREAD FILLED WITH MORONS

>>5061547
>>5061471
Oh shit, I just recently stopped being a big pothead, burning like £20 a day, and I seriously hope that doesn't happen to me (provided I don't just cave in before then).

How long did it take for it to turn on you?

>>5059788
more like turned slutty slut slut and stopped caring about job because. hey slutty slut. wanna have some fun? i dont see your boyfriend around. he obviously dont care about you

>>5062306
>BANNED
>WARNED

Lrn2rd asshole

>>5062316

Not him but I swear it said banned on the front page

I have no friends, so whenever i have downtime i'm either smoking weed or drinking.

>>>/soc/

>>5062320
That's because you're a moron.

>>5062337

>Implying you're not gay

>ask dad how much a bottle of whisky is
>he drinks as much as I do
>NO ANON YOU AREN'T BUYING ANY HARD LIQUOR

I'm 21 years old and he still treats me like I'm 12 year old.

>>5062346

Whats to stop you buying your own ?

He's probably just trying to protect you from his familys alcoholism

>>5062348

I was going to buy it for myself. I just didn't think he'd react that way when all I did was ask a question.

>>5062353

Does your dads side have a history of alcoholism or something ?

If you only drink light stuff like Beer you can't really become a real alcoholic

Are you me? same exact story. I woke up at 3 this morning hungover. slept it off woke up at 6. now I'm just here.

I'm not sure if I'm an alcoholic or not. I don't drink on a day when I'm hungover or it's a worknight. However I do drink whiskey as soon as I get the chance. Usually alone. The thought of being drunk with other people is good but I just don't go out to bars to do it, far too expensive. Whiskey I do drink isn't cheapo shit though. Just not a fucking clue what my relationship with it is. I can go for weeks without wanting to drink, but if I can, by myself, I will. Not enough to get absolutely fucked, but maybe 0.5cl.

>>5062361
err... 0.5l

>>5062358
people tell me im an alcoholic for drinking so much beer. you should see the amount of bottles and cans that add up by the end of the week. However i never get drunk just love the taste with food and small buzz so i justify it that way.

>>5059689
>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

lol wat?

>>5062301

He know and feels it was his obligation, and it was.

I take responsibility for my boyfriend. It IS my OBLIGATION to always be there for him. I am HIS BOYFRIEND.

Or girlfriend, or whatever the fuck you want to call it.

I didn't wait for him, and he wasn't there for me. I'm mad at myself because of what I did. He's mad at himself because he wasn't there. I am sad he wasn't there for me. He's sad I did what I did.

OK? NOW WILL YOU PLEASE FUCK OFF BEFORE I RIP YOUR THROAT?

>>5062390
I'm assuming it looks like a blog post and is there for a shit post.

>>5062434
*tips fedora*
*whirls cape*

>>5062434
*grabs throat*
back off, OK?!?!?!???!?!!!?!???!??!??!???!?!!!!!?!?!

>>5062441

*salutes with cane*

>>5062441
>>5062445
I like the cane variation. How about a twirl of my cape?

I have a love/hate realtionship with alcohol. I don't need to drink it, but I start, I simply have no control and cannot stop.

>>5062434
>He know and feels it was his obligation, and it was.

That is not how healthy relationships work, your are a wreck and I feel awfully sorry for your BF, I take it he forgave you for being a cheating whore? He should not have

>Being there for someone means always being there for them and allowing them to be dependant on you

No

Are you a trap? Because you're crazy like you're on hormones

>>5062449
So do I.
/autist/ away!

>>5062461
It's Sceak.

>>5062466

That mother fucker

That'll teach me for not browsing /ck/ regularly

>>5062466
>Sceak
>Disputes
>Homosexuality
From wiki.
You are a trap. Show us your tits love. Come on now, do it for the lads. You'll quickly find another guy to be a cockwhore over.

I almost feel like telling you guys to stop looking for your qt3.14gf.

Look.

If I post here asking how to cook an egg, my thread will head directly to Page 10 and fall into cybernetic oblivion.

If I post anywhere on 4chan asking for anything, I will get 0 help, because I am me.

NOW SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

>>5062469

>Implying we consider you qt trap gf material

Show us your tits slut

>>5062469
>qt3.14gf
Fuck that, traps is where it's at. Show us your tits love. For the lads. You know you should. Who else you gonna garner attention whorepoints for now that your local attention whore buyer had topped himself?

>>5062482

Around the survivor a perimeter create.

>>5062492
Come on ladd/lass, you know you cannot breed like t'other survvors. Shows us dem puppies so we can judge you on your bodily worth on /ck/ of all places. If not, stop coming here and start judging your self as a person and not by some dead cocksucking arsewipe.
Seriously, the dead are dead, enjoy your life, enjoy any attention you get. We're here for 100 years, which is piss all and you know that. The meaning of life? Fucking enjoy it whilst it fucking lasts.

>>5062505
>wanting to see Sceak's melting pepperoni nipples

>>5062492
Oh, and your m8, saw homosexuality, in his own words:
'I realize today that the scandal surrounding my changes likely concerned the perception that I saw homosexuality as a "disease".'

>>5062492
Also lad, he saw homosexuality akin to being a disease.
So show us them puppies to show us that you are better than that mouthbreather.

>>5062505
>>5062517
>>5062525

Technically it is. I understand that socially people don't consider it as such, but from a scientific standpoint, it is.

I wrote in my Wikipedia profile that it was derived from my medical studies.

If you, yourself, are homosexual and don't see it as someone having a third arm, I pity you.

But I understand that people don't like it to be called that way, because they associate "disease" with "illness" or "you should see a doctor".

There are just some things, though, like AIDS, that you don't really want to go against, because you just think it should be.

AIDS is extremely elegant. More elegant than someone with a top hat, a cape and cane. It's actually very sexy.

AIDS is just a very sexy virus...

All tastes are in nature.

Still ... around the survivor a perimeter create.

>>5062543
>My wikipedia profile
So you are Sceak? Not NOC? Who is it, exactly, who has committed self centered genocide?

>>5062543

So, you're a cheating ho and a nutcase. Neat.

>>5062548

To quote the Wikipedia page belonging to the user Sceak: :I realize today that the scandal surrounding my changes likely concerned the perception that I saw homosexuality as a "disease", and it occurred to me recently that I used a vocabulary derived from my studies in physiology. I imagine people prefer the term "diversity", rather than "anomaly".

I think most scientists agree, however, that there is nothing more interesting than an anomaly, and a lot of physicians vie for diseases."

>>5062554
You used the word "I". You are Sceak. And the fact that you enlarged 'his' quote to suggest that 'his' beliefs were more enlightened suggest that you are defending the 'thing that committed suicide on you'.
If it did commit then why do you defend it's actions so, after arguing against them so furiously?

>>5062551

Look. I already expressed my position on the topic.

Many times. For the past six months, at least.

You can look through, like, five Facebook profiles, at least a thousand love letters, and I don't know how many 4chan posts, to know it.

I had a boyfriend. I called my boyfriend. He wasn't there to answer. Someone else did. I did something I thought my boyfriend thought was OK.

It wasn't him. He didn't think it was OK.

I get confused, and sometimes I can't make decisions for myself. I am like that, always have been. I rely on my boyfriend to make the decisions I can't make.

It's fine like that. My brain doesn't work like his brain. I need his brain to function.

Even if I could, I would not copy his brain into mine, because I like him. I enjoy being with him.

I like that I can rely on his brain. He is my boyfriend. That's what a boyfriend is, someone you can rely on.

Now stop the guilt trip or I'll let you all starve.

Picture is my winner.

I want him, and I need him. I can't do anything in life anymore without him. All my dreams, all my projects, all my ideas...all of it can go to the trash without him.

He is my boyfriend, he feels bad he wasn't there. I expect you to respect his feelings and his judgment, and accept that he feels bad about it.

You don't have to accept the relationship we have as a model one, but I do expect you to respect that that guy is my boyfriend.

That guy is the guy Sceak chooses. You don't have to like him, you don't have to love him, you don't even have to talk to him if you see him at a convention. He's just the guy I call my boyfriend. Please see him as "Sceak's boyfriend."

Please.

>>5062574

I need the sky robots to help me think.

>>5062574
You are dead. Please, remain dead.
If you ain't dead then you are either a trap or a girl, thus drawing attention to yourself through all this bullshit. If so, show us your tits to allow us to continue with normal conversation

>>5062581

I said around the survivor a perimeter create.

>>5062602
and the lord has choseth you, and thus the lord said 'remove your clothes and showeth your body to all man' for he had gathered that 'man shall not be saved with clothes, but with nudity he shall be free'
Anon: 4:77 ranunum

>>5062615

I can't explain it.

A thousand poets cold write for a million years that they could not express the tenth of what I feel for him.

Why are we talking about homosexuality all of a sudden?

>>5062615

Can you see how his eyes look sad, even in the pic with Domo?

He doesn't look like that with me. I saw a lot of pictures of him, but he's never happy.

With me he's happy.

>>5062650
cold write? Show us your tits love. Women can't spell.

>>5062655
We ain't, we're talking about traps. Fucking traps ain't gay.

>>5062656
The fuck I care about his eyes. Just show us what will garner you the most attention and let this be over.

>>5062656

I make him happy.

He loves me.

We're in love.

I hope he lets me post a picture of him and I together sometime.

Look at him. Isn't he the most beautiful creature to ever grace 4chan?

>>5062656

>he
pretty sure that's a tampon wearing oversized glasses

what the fuck is going on in this thread

Garden-variety faggot here.
Please do not lump psychos like this in with us.
Realize they are psychos first and queer as happenstance.

Also this is my first post on /ck/.
Is this sort of thing commonplace?

>>5062669
Hopefully not. I've been trying to bait this faggot for a while. Please note that I believe that non-attention whoring homo's are faggots.

>>5062665
I'm trying to get some trap to show her tits.

>>5062662
SHOW US YOUR FUCKING BAPS YOU INSANE PYSCHO BITCH OR FUCKING TOP YOURSELF WITH YOUR FUCKING BELOVED YOU ATTENTION WHORING SHITSTAIN OF HUMANITY"

>>5062673
err... only non attention whore*

>>5062679
>>5062673
>Shit shit I think I might be out of sucking cokc here.
errr... Only gay attention whores are faggots.
n-no homo.

>>5062673

NEVAR!

>>5062656
That motherfucker looks disTINCTly off.
Like, he come into a bus and sit next to me, I move.
He doesn't have sad eyes, he has crazy eyes.
That is the look of an evil thing.

>>5062687
I PRESENTED YOU WITH A FALSE FUCKING FALSE DICHOTOMY, CHOOSE TO DO ONE OR THE OTHER.

Jesus christ getting trap tits usually ain't this hard.

>>5062689

That's my boyfriend, and you will show him respect.

>>5062697

I don't have any, but I could use the counterweight. My fate is in my boyfriend's hands.

...

>>5059689
eww faggots

>>5062701
Fuck this shit, I'm going to the pub. I can probably pull a REAL girl by the time 00:00 rolls about than settling for some trap tits. Sour grapes an all but traps are hard to find outside of Craigslist and prostitution agencies.

>>5062673
>>5062679
>>5062683
Do not worry, I understand that you understand.

That being said, there is a disturbing lack of chest in this thread for one containing pictutes of traps.
Or does /ck/ just not roll as hard as the other boards.

>>5062698
Or you'll do what, get mad at me on the internet?
Truly I quake in my boots.
Or perhaps you will cry more.
I am a fag, trap tears are delicious to me.
It's like making a girl cry, but then you can fuck them too.

>>5059689

Fuck you I cannot delete this post.

>>5062703
>calling people faggots
>while being a flaming mega faggot

>>5062710
I quaked your moms butt last night.

>>5062574

So wait Sceak is a gayfag?

>>5062744
The evidence is there for him to at least be biscum.

>>5062710
>It's like making a girl cry, but then you can fuck them too.
>Laeffy images

Quality post
I would buy you a beer and endure andawkward grope

>>5062758
> awkward groping
Bitch please.
There is a heaven for penises and I can take you there.

>that feel when drinking alone on new years
>that feel when no friends or girlfriend

>>5062786
> go to bar
> make friends
If you're gonna drink at least drink for a reason.

>>5062798

I'll be playing video games in a minute after I eat dinner.

Is that enough of a reason?

>>5062798
I would love to watch an awkward, asocial loner going to a bar alone in an attempt to meet people.

>>5062819

I think it's best if I don't step into social environments. I mean seriously, would you want to see someone as socially crippled as I am at a bar or a club?

>>5062765

>Bitch please.
>There is a heaven for penises and I can take you there.

I don't even know what that means and it's not the first time I've heard that

>>5062823
Socializing isn't binary. It can be learned and strengthened via exposure and practice.

It's sad when people just give up and end up miserable and alone their whole life. If you are under 25 you still may have a chance.

>>5062819
i do it all the time. i used to not really have any problems but since I've lost all this weight apparently I'm good looking because qt's started approaching me lately and i just turn the bar into a big spaghetti warehouse.

>>5062834
Good for you (not being a dick either).

>>5062819

>being a normalfag
>2014

>>5062841
4chan is very mainstream.

>>5062836
i'm getting better. i actually managed to have an hour long conversation with an easy 8/10 and a little while with her 5/10 friend friday night. there was lots of spaghetti but it didn't go so bad. the friend said the 8/10 liked me and gave me her number

>>5062847
>4chan is very mainstream.

>He's completely right

>>5062847

I want facebook and reddit to leave.

>>5062855
I was at a party full of hipsters 2 years ago and I heard 3-4 different groups of hipsters talking about 4chan and, "/b/ being the armpit of the internet".

4chan isn't a secret or comprised entirely of neckbeards and social retards.

>>5062888
I want tumblr to leave more than either of those.

>>5062888
They arrived eons ago, and besides, before FB/reddit, 4chan users probably went on to use those services later anyhow.
Blame oldfags?

>>5062888
Time to migrate to the superior text-only boards, clearly!

So does anyone know where I can get a good quality flask?

>>5062898

Um, yes, 4chan whether to like it or not is superior to all 3 of those sites. Have you ever been to facebook? That place is cancer.

>>5062855
It is but at least the lesser known boards aren't filled with cancer due to Facebook/rerdit user mostly going to /b/ and /v/

Wow, mods are faggots. Also, warned? wtf I've never seen that before. Come to think of it I haven't seen many bans either lately it seems they just delete everything instead of leaving examples for the rest of us.

>>5062855
Feels bad man. I never thought I would say it, but I miss all the EFG and cp and battletoads.

>>5062902
*tips fedora*

>>5062936
Are you just being a memespouting faggot or are you being serious? Tell me why?

>>5059788

I hate to break it to you, Sceak, but wherever your boyfriend puts it, you will never get pregnant.

>>5062948
I am being serious.

Because the faggots who carry whiskey (why is it always fucking whiskey with these people?) in flasks are in the same category of nostalgic faggotry as the fedora crowd

>>5062927
I've had like three or four warnings over the last 6 weeks or so, and have absolutely no idea why. I rarely post anything at all, and the "You have been warned omg" page invariably just says "Please don't post spam" or something equally useless with no link to the post in question. I got one once after having not even posted anything for several days.

>>5062964
Have you never been to any sort of concert? The last time I went to one, I had a flask, my wife had a flask, and there were at least four other people near us also drinking from flasks.

>>5061000

I... I go to the same store, 2-3 times a week, and only buy the cheapest handle of vodka, and the occasional pack or two of smokes.

It's just around the corner - a block away - and I only walk over there when I'm already drunk, so I honestly don't give a fuck.

>just don't ask me about the times when I'm so lazy that I need to finish half a box of wine to to get the courage up to walk over there (and then i need to buy a new box of shitty wine for my roommate)

>>5062967
>Drinking alcohol at a concert and not any one of the plethora of wonderful drugs that will enhance rather than dull the experience
get with the times grandpa

>>5062215

I've only gotten this far in this thread, and don't really understand why it got a public warning.

If OP just posted a picture of what he was drinking, and asked us to judge him, this would just be another, average, /ck/ thread.

Do we have a janitor now? Food pics from Japan guy hit the bump limit just a few days ago.

>>5062665
>what the fuck is going on in this thread

>>5062669
>Is this sort of thing commonplace?

This is an average drunk Sceak thread.

He gets banned once or twice a week, and if /ck/ had a janitor they would have realized it was Sceak from the beginning and done more than give him a public warning (which is honestly surprising in itself).

The sad thing is that Sceak is the best trip fag /ck/ has at this point. Once upon a time he used to occasionally post about food...

>>5062830

>if you are under 25 you still may have a chance
>tfw you are older than moot