/ck/ - Food & Cooking

telll them you're gonna have your kfc and they can go to hell

get your kfc or die with honor

>>5013959
Yesssss yesssss

Commit seppuku at the dinner table to really show your dad you are serious!

>>5013955
>He is a control freak who thinks that he can tell me what major to pursue and how to live my life just because he pays for my education. He is that kind of father.


You trolling us son? Of course he can tell you what to do: you're not man enough to tell him otherwise.

>>5013966
>seppuku

Nice try you weeb. You commit sudoku, not whatever stupid thing you just said.

>>>/jp/

>>5013976
I hate it when number combinations kill me. :(soi

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>>5014013
saved

>>5014013

lol

Does anyone have recipes???

>>5014283
the 11 herbs and spices are a mysterrryy no one could ever even come close to a recipe thats unfahtomable as the secret of the colonel who knows it could be salt or it could not! mysteryyyy

>>5013955
I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

>>5014283
msg , salt , flour ,black pepper.

They haven`t used the colonels recipe in years

>>5014318
ohhhhhhhhhh man it has been YEARS since I've seen that copypasta.
pinku bento. good show.

>>5014318

serious blast from the past here

Have you ever been in love, OP?

I haven't. Not with another human being at least. After dedicating my mind and spirit to Aikido I haven't found much room for anything else.

Sure I've been on dates before with beautiful women, but whenever they find out that I am a student of the world's strongest martial art, the dinner always ends there. They sometimes even offer to pay, in fear of their lives.

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>5013955
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>>5014318
>newfags will never guess where this pasta is from

>>5014549
LOL being this much of a fucking loser
Wow, take your shit to /a/ or wheever people do this shit.

27? wow man, fucking pathetic

>>5014612
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>5014614
LMAO Holy shit you actually took the time out to type all of this? Wow you people are fucking losers

>>5014612
How do you like /ck/ new user of the 4chins?

Best thread on /ck/ today.`

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>>5014617
>samefagging too hard

>>5014617
Howdy /ck/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

That feel when Japanese/British Dual nationality.

Don't even speak the language and not even a weeaboo. Live in Japan every 6 months. Still managed to learn the history though, and the people living on my street think i'm an alright guy, even though i we only communicate in broken japanese/english

This probably makes me the worst Japanese citizen in the world.

Even still, I fucking hate you weeaboo shits.

Food there is pretty good though.

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>>5014629
Actually no, those were actual responses to the copy pastas I posted.

Also
>not knowing how to check for samefag

Look it up faggot

>>5014634
This is fucking pathetic, Im 75% sure this isnt real, but why type all of that right now? why?

>>5014653
Stop playing dumb, no one is falling for it. D for effort though

>>5014637
>thinking that proves anything

>>5014668
Do the samefag check then.

>>5014668
>durr i know computah
You are surely the newest. I bet you think racism is bad too.

>>5014676
Racism is bad you fucking nerd pasty white biy

>>5013955
I'm 99.9% sure this is fake, though toward what end I really can't say. But in the interest of content, here's the KFC dingus we've been reposting since the reign of king arthur

>>5014678
>le master ruseman

>>5014678
Indeed my fine merchant friend.

>>5014691
All those sterotypes are false exept basketball you dumb fucking white mayonaisee chugging barefoot in mud, wet dog smelling, cheese pizza eating nerd

>>5014696
Petey Green would disagree my fine tumblr friend.

>>5014696
You're pathetic.

>>5014702
One example, my boyfriend is black and Im 100% norwegian. He never eats watermelon and if we eat fried chicken, we do it together. Please stop being racist guys.

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>>5014715
Oh, a coal burner.

>>5014715
This is day one trolling.

Checklist:
>Minority opinion
>girl
>mentions bf
>racemixer
>retarded

>>5014719
wtf is a coal burner?
>>5014721
Welcome to real life, not stop being racist please

>>5014728
You can go back to reddit, I'm sure they have a cooking board where you can talk about social justice and how hard it is finding a job with your minority women's studies degree.

>>5014715
I'm black and I do all those things. Your anecdotal evidence is dumb. The fact is the majority of blacks are like that. Stop with the white guilt. It's patronizing.

>>5014719
>>5014691
>>5014702
Go back to /b/

>>5014728
>wtf is a coal burner?
You

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>>5014318
I'm a newfag to /ck/...I am in awe of this

Please tell me OP is joking.

>>5014549
I came in this thread to search for this exact post.

Thanks ck.

>>5014598
Craigslist I'm assuming?

>>5014691
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>>5014760
>Not seeing the obvious b8

Oh and racism isn't a good thing either, get used to it.

>>5015236
No doubt friend.

>>5015122
Oh god that is funny.

>>5014696
Fuck you I smell dry dogs too.

>>5014435
It always makes me smirk that it complains about pink, implying it's a male asking, and yet wants something cute, which is not something a guy usually says unless it's referring to a woman.

Wow, this thread is full of assholes. All this poor guy wanted was a recipe for friend chicken so he could have a nice Christmas dinner with his family. What the fuck is wrong with you people...

>>5016135
Thank you.

>>5014636
>Falling for old ass copypastas
You're as dumb as you sound, stay mad faggot

>>5014549
Post the pasta of his death.

>>5017057
He didnt even say anything angry.

>>5017717
The wind blows. It is 7 in the morning, Ken-sama woke up to the cold morning. He got up, and went to the bathroom to wash his face. Ken-sama live in a traditional Japanese house, he only rent a room though. The old couple is nice enough to let him stay in their house.

Ken-sama grepped his kimono and wear it like a proper nihonjin, he walk to a window and smell the fresh nihonjin morning. "Ah, konbanwa anatas. What beautiful morning desu." Ken-sama zoned out looking at the beach from his room. Ken-sama went downstairs to greet the old couple. "Ah, ohayou ojisan and obasan". The old couple replied him with a warm smile and proceed with their breakfast while inviting Ken-sama.

Although Ken-sama can not understand them, he easily could read what the old couple is trying to say, he is born with this talent. "Arigato." Ken-sama said, he then went upstairs to take a few things. He took a bokken and a katana, the katana is hidden in his kimono and the bokken is on his obi, this is to avoid being arrested by authorities as he was warned last time. Ken-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. "Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan", they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.

Ken-sama reached the park near the beach, he like to watch kids playing as it is a something that can warm his pure heart. Suddenly, a sudden tremor. No, it's more terrifying than that, it's an earthquake, a huge one. The ground was shaking and beginning to crack, Ken-sama look at the children, they were running away terrified, "minna san! do not run around! Stay in place!"

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>>5017753
The kids couldn't understand what he was saying, he gestured what he was trying to say, he ordered the kids to stay in the middle of the park as it is too dangerous. But that was Ken-sama's mistake, he look at the beach from afar. It was huge, a tsunami is coming. Ken-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew "Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!"
The children ran away, the wave is coming, it was at least 100ft tall. Ken-sama was ashamed with himself, he should have anticipated this, if he did the children would be far away by now. "sumimasen mina-san, it was my mistake", he took his hidden katana and dual wield with the bokken and katana. As he ran towards the tsunami trying to stop it, he uttered his last words. "Arigatou obasan, ojisan. For taking care of me" The wave rise even higher. A shout is heard; "Nippon banzai!".

>>5014634
>not the cattle branding one
gay

>>5017756
Post it then faggot

>>5014435
Thank god, I hadn't been to /ck/ for years and decided to drop by but then seeing all the pasta in this thread it was like nothing had changed at all.

>>5017760
I only save /pol/ pasta

>>5017782
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ousaiByU1ko

>>5017782
Consider removing yourself. Your ilk are a burden upon all boards. You've already taken /a/ with your faggotry, please, give sane people a safe haven from your bullshit

>>5017804
>flatearthers shitting up threads
back to reddit with you

>>5017804
Way to derail the thread, moron.

>>5017812
I'm not the guy you're responding to but it's funny to hear that claim given that /sci/ is one of the only boards that's been effective at running out the /pol/esmokers (because, amongst /sci/lons, /pol/ is seen as a source of pseudoscience as much as /x/ is).

>>5017821
Every single person that makes use of their brain that browses 4chan tells the /pol/ schizos to get the fuck out. It's just a self moderation tool. And it always feels nice to treat retards, like well, retards.

>>5017812
I'm not familiar with your /pol/ terms.

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>>5017841
don't be mad when you refuse to judge a man based on the color of his skin and he robs you

>>5014745
Try harder Stormkiddie. You're not fooling anyone.

>>5017853
I'm mad that some shitter is leaving his containment board

>>5017853
Logical fallacy.

>>5017858
>stormfag false flag

>>5017863
Now, if you could only abandon the board.

>>5017756
>>5017760
Here you are.

Was it good for you too, /ck/?

Merry Clistmas, OP-san!

>>5014549
>wearing a kimono without a nagajuban
white people

>>5018327
lol every time

merchants getting BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ITT