/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4973547
>that fucking pic

Jesus Christ dude. I haven't done this in a very long time.......but thread fucking hidden.

Fuck fruit. Bananas give you tarantulas, grapes give you black widows, and wild raspberries are basically spider eggs already.

Fuck fruit, man.

appetite ruining? just fucking wash them off.

In some countries, they eat spiders. This is like extra food for free

>>4973571

I hope someone finds one in their homebrew wine

>>4973566
If it happens to crawl into your house and bites you well.

Your fucked. Since its not indigenous most small hospitals wont have the anti venom. Black Widow bites can kill in 2-3hrs so Good Luck God Bless

>>4973547

Such is life. It ends, and it doesn't leave you enough money in this post-war, overpopulated economy after it's gone.

The kids...the kids. Don't even tell me about the kids...

funny how these neurotic americans will eat genetically mutated food swimming in carcenogenic additives and hormones banned in most of the world.
But a spider crawls across their grapes and they flip the fuck out.

>>4973613
Not indigenous? I thought they were pretty common all across the US. On the west coast they're everywhere. With as much people travel every hospital should carry at least one bottle of every anti venom. That goes for snakes too.

I'm always finding them in the empty unused rooms and closets of my house and I know for a fact the water heater closet's full of them. I've been bitten before, on the calf; it hurt like a bitch for a week because the venom causes the muscles to tense so hard it feels like they might snap but I got some opiates out of it.


>Your fucked. Since its not indigenous most small hospitals wont have the anti venom.

>>4973613
i know you're trying to be funny but of the 4 members of the genus Latrodectus commonly called "black widows" 3 of them are native to North America and their venom is all similar enough for one antivenin to work. The reason it's not usually stocked in hospitals, even larger ones, is because of a domestic production shortage, it's expensive as fuck, highly perishable, and most bites aren't life-threatening enough to require it.

>>4973547
I found one in my work glove one time. The skin on my hands was soft due to being in watery conditions that day and it actually crawled across the back of my hand. I did nothing to disturb it and just watched it until it finally reached my clothing where I could get it off. Had I done anything, while it was on my skin, it would have been easily able to pierce my skin.

There's lots of black widow spiders around here. Finding them in my grapes would be a bonus though, because I normally keep them as pets.

>>4973603
That is an amazing idea. I've never seen a black widow in alcohol before. That'll be for my next batch of wine I bottle.

I couldn't get killed by spidergrapes fast enough if I lived in a boring place like the midwest.

>>4974186
Go to hell, man. Shit's happening as fuck around here.

>>4974198

Planes fly over your house often, I assume?

>>4974198
Oh? Did you get a new Tractor Supply in town?

>>4974198
Guessing the number of jellybeans in a jar and watching Dancing With the Has-Beens is not "happening," Flyoverite.

>>4973663
>tfw stuck in a bag of Mexican lettuce

free pet

>>4974221
>>4974205
>my favorite game is the knock-out game and I play it everyday in Diversityfonia and Jew York

>>4974221
>what is chicago
>what is milwaukee
>what is STL

>>4973558
Put the fruit in the fridge, ultra faggot.

The Midwest's alright. Or I suppose not if your idea of a nice place is one culturally enriched by a fuckton of "youths".

BTW Florida here. Things were better back when you actually saw white people here and there.

>>4974236
>hating Europeans
We like you better when you isolate yourself in the middle of nowhere

>>4974238
>what is chicago
an oasis of civilisation in the nascar desert
>what is milwaukee
a shithole no one cares about that doesn't even have 2mil in its metro area.
>what is STL
an acronym

>>4973663
>tfw no frog salad

>>4973632
we only freak out if we can see something
we are very simple people

>>4974325
>a shithole no one cares about that doesn't even have 2mil in its metro area.
Just curious, what do you do in the city that you live in every week? When was the last time you went to a museum, concert, play, etc.?

>>4974325
im from milwaukee. can confirm it is indeed a shithole literally no one cares about

there is a murmur of culture here, but definitely not 'happening as fuck'

>not checking your grapes for spiders
>not checking all your food for spiders

How is this really that shocking? You'll find insects in produce all over the world.

oh wait I forgot
>herrrr meh gerd da USER..........

>>4973663
That's shopped...Those bags are filled with nitrogen when they are packed...A frog wouldn't be able to live very long

>huffpo

How fucking retarded are you?

>>4974614
It was a test. The bags were filled with oxygen and they were using frogs before going ahead and using bags of salad to smuggle Mexican babies.

>>4974585
STREWTH COB BLOODY SPIDERS IN ME TEABAGS DON"T YA KNOW?

>>4973547
Wow.
Found one in our grapes a few months ago (restaurant). Thought it was an isolated incident. Didn't report it.