/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Because Italian food has come to imply vaguely more sophisticated sit-down meals and it usually requires utensils unlike virtually every other type of popular drive-thru

Why isn't there any drive-thru chinese food?

>>4914572

fuckin love fazoli's man, only place to get drive thru pizza while drunk late at night

Pasta like that in your image disgusts me

Yeah technically you can put pasta in a casserole, you can make a casserole out of anything, but it's fucking disgusting and it's going to kill you.

Simmer some garlic in olive oil, toss with spaghetti, garnish with fresh torn basil leaves. That's how to eat pasta.

>>4914580
killed anyone yet you fat fuck?

There's a reason hamburgers are the quintessential fast food.

>>4914572

The thought of sitting behind the wheel with a plate of penne and garlic bread resting on waxed paper bags in the center armrest cupholders.

>>4914587
No Fazoli's in the slammer, only getting slammed in the fazoli.

>>4914585
If it was disgusting it wouldn't be so popular, you brainless oaf.

>>4914587
I've hit a few kids on one halloween years ago but I don't really give a rat's ass. I didn't get caught.

>>4914580
I mean ever single word of this.

If I ever meet you I will fucking kill you. Do you understand that. Driving drunk is not an okay thing to do. Don't you fucking do it anymore.

>>4914601
More than half the time, I'm intoxicated while operating my big ass truck. Don't like it? Too bad.

>>4914575
Sophisicated? What's that Italian dish consisting of baked pasta, tomato and cheese?

Perhaps we can meet up. Where are you located my good chum.

>>4914604
Post your name, address and phone number. I'll take a ride through your neighborhood.

>>4914601

I'm going to drink half of a fifth of jack and drive around with your reply printed in my pocket.

>>4914607
I didn't think you would post your location.
>pussy

>>4914609
I don't see your address, white knight.

The next time I drink and drive (which will be in about 4 hours) I'm going to ignore stop signs and drive at an accelerated rate just for you.

>>4914587
>killed anyone yet you fat fuck?

maybe I had a designated driver so my drunk ass could still get fazoli's EVER THINK OF THAT NUMBFUCK

>>4914572

I for one would love drive-thru pizza. Not italian, just pizza. Fazoli's and this local joint called Italian Gardens To Go seem to be the only places that do it (KC)

>>4914607
>half of a fifth
So a tenth then

I can make pasta casserole myself with almost no effort and I can get good pizza delivered to my house.
There's not really any reason for that kind of shit, is there?

>>4914726
I drank 1/4 of half a fifth yesterday, I'm not going to do fucking algibra to figure that shit out egghead lol

>>4914731
Quality post. Lol'd heartily

>>4914731
what is 4 times 2 times 5
shit man, we're getting into some deep egghead calcalas shit here

>>4914598
Those kids better not have been white because killing white kids is wrong.

>>4914731
That's basically taking a whiff of the fumes.

>>4914748
But hitting black kids will get the whole neighborhood assuming it was a hate crime.

>>4914585
There's a million fucking ways to eat pasta you fuckin' dope

Oven baked pasta is usually pretty bad, though, this is true

>>4914585
>pretends to be a pasta connoisseur
>spaghetti with olive oil,garlic, and basil is his idea of great pasta

Spaghetti? Really? You probably have never even made your own pasta.

>>4914597
It isnt popular anyplace with a significant italian population, you uncultured swine.

>>4914781
Do you really think Italians didn't bake pasta traditionally?

Also, Italian American population density does not imply culture or authenticity. Please try playing Cultured Big Boy again.

>Italian cooking
>Take anything
>ADD MORE CHEESE

>>4914579
There are a few anon.

>>4914572
Fazoli's are horrible.

>>4914765
>makes own pasta
>expert in Italian cuisine

Go die in a fire, you fucking foodie.

>>4914814

What's wrong with that?

>>4914616

> NUMBFUCK

numbfuck...

heh.

>>4914756

protip: >it was