/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sounds great. I can sure go for a Burrito Bowl right now. With a side of guacamole & chips.

Other restaurants use prepackaged guac, but not Chipotle. There are no shortcuts to good taste! That's why McDonalds no longer runs the place, contrary to popular belief.

Has anyone tried the new Vegan Sofritas?

When is this?

>>4884190
I don't get why this is even a point. Their food is the same as it always was, McDs or no.

>>4884201
The viral marketer will answer soon enough, so I'm not gonna bother to look it up.

I always wonder if these threads are done by a team of unpaid, bored and most likely stoned pre-grad interns or if this is all some sort of tongue-in-cheek joke.

or, op could just be letting people know of a special offer that also benifits a charity.

oh well. I go start another "dinner /ck/?" thread instead.

>>4884217
faggot confirmed.

>>4884209
Viral marketer confirmed.

fuck this argument already
complaining about viral used to be a ban. No one gives a shit.

>>4884218
Be more subtle in the future and you won't get called for it.

>>4884205

The phrase "Come into a Chipotle" seems a little too corporate to be a joke.

>boorito

how creative

>>4884293
Agreed.

Assuming I had heard of this and there wasn't any thread? Post the image either by itself or simply "So, there's this."

>>4884293
it sounds 100% corporate, thats the joke

to think that someone from the chipotle marketing division would come here in an serious or official capacity is so absurd that most people see it as a joke

>>4884548
There are companies that their only job is to, by contract, viral market on the web for their clients.

not that bad of a bargain really

>>4884548

>Have you heard how wonderful chipotle is? Whether you are having a barbacoa burrito or a chicken bowl with gucamole you're in for a real satisfying treat because all Chipotle's food is locally farm raised 100% organic non toxic. What a deal of a meal!

Now pay me my one million dollars

I am so excited for this. If any of you actually worked you'd understand how convenient Chipotle is during a lunch hour.

>>4884185
those are horrible costumes

>>4884548
I dunno, I think the Haribo thread OP (http://boards.4chan.org/ck/res/4886119)) is more the type of thing people do when they're making a joke, i.e. with the (c) and (tm) stuff.

But then again this Chipotle OP didn't capitalize Halloween which points back to it being a joke.

*shrug* oh well doesn't matter :)

>>4884204
>>4884205
>>4884217
>>4884293
>>4884506
>>4884566

>all this butthurt over "viral" marketing
>not excited over getting chipottle for more than 50% off menu price

you all sound like a real fun group of people to hang out with. Pic very related.

>>4886579
hahahaah love that pic, saved.

EAT
BUY
CONSUME
DIE

EAT
BUY
CONSUME
DIE

>>4886592
needs more fedora.

I might just go there on Halloween
though the nearest one is about 30 minutes away.

>tfw no chipotles in new orleans
I just came from a town that had 4 within a 10 mile radius of my house
New Orleans has to be the worst place I've lived
which isn't saying much because I've lived in 2 places

>>4886600
>#super_rekt

Take your fedora back to whatever entertainment-based board it came from.

>>4886640
>New Orleans is bad because no Chipotle

Get a load of this guy.

When you're driving home from eating a delicious Boorito made with new vegan pinto beans or heart-healthy Sofritas, make sure to drop by Walmart to load up on premium choice Walmart steaks. Juicy, fresh, and all for under ten dollars, you'll easily be able to feed a family with this!

I'm going to be a panda!

I'm excited! I can have my Boorito while celebrating Huluween!

enjoy your GMO's

>>4886640
Yeah, disregard the hundreds of world class restaurants in the area. THERE IS NO CHIPOTLE!

4pm to close? Damn, I got excited thinking I could get a cheap lunch. I'll be wearing a costume to work.

I tried the sofritas today and they were bad. I love tofu but it was ground to a pulp. You misled me, /ck/

sage and report all marketing threads

>>4888569
How is this a marketing thread? Do you idiots still think that Chipotle cares about whether or not channers patronize their establishment? If anything they'd want your greasy unwashed mop to stay at home lest it scares off their real customers. Don't worry, you can spend that change you scrape up from your mother's couch to buy more ramen because Chipotle doesn't want you.

>>4884196

Yes, they taste fine, actually spicier than the meats, but the texture sucks.

I don't know about you guys but I'm pretty stoked about saving money just because I put on a costume. I'm going to celebrate Huluween with my boyfriend while we enjoy our booritos.

>mfw I looked up mission style burritos on Wikipedia and am currently looking up recipes to make the components myself

>>4891948
>not posting the link

>>4890102
It's like soy chorizo, which is neither good nor bad.

>>4891948
It will in no way compare to the deliciousness of Chipotle.

>>4893236
shill pls go

>>4893189
Sofritas is god. Don't badmath my sofritas.

>>4893317
And by math I mean mouth. And by mouth I mean what I love to shove sofritas into.

>>4893265
autism pls get job

While we are here, anyone tried one of those mock-chipotle recipes for barbacoa? Know one that keeps in line with the flavor profile? I can make delicious tender shredded spiced beef, pork, chicken as desired but dialing in to the proper line is more miss than hit.

>>4893446
>anyone tried one of those mock-chipotle recipes for barbacoa

Many have tried, none have succeeded.

>>4886801
Freebirds doesn't have barbacoa. Nothing to see here.

DAT BOORITO BOWL!

>>4894438
That looks amazing, but the cheese needs to be melted.

Astroturfers fuck off.

>>4895104

>being this delusional

Poor thing.

Thank you based chipotle advertisers

>Never been to a Chipotle
>Friend takes me last week

Holy shit, everything in the world was right for, like, 15 minutes while I ate.

>never been to a Chipotle
>finally went to one to see what I was missing
>shitty, ovepriced food
>burrito is 90% rice
>never again

It's worth the extra $5 to preserve my dignity and not go out to a restaurant wearing a costume. For fuck's sake

>>4886640
A Chipotle just opened up in Metairie. It's not crowded anymore, even on a Friday night. All the bumpkins down here got excited about it and then moved on because their palates aren't refined enough.

And to the people saying that New Orleans is a "food city" or what the fuck ever, you've probably never lived here and if you did you're the type of person who makes this city unbearable.

Why is it called the Boorito if I can't get a discounted Burito?

>>4895499
get one without rice

>>4895519
don't be that guy man, its fun

>>4895519
You're on 4chan. You lost all claim to personal dignity the moment you hit submit on your first post.

>>4895499
"No rice"

>>4895525
OP fucked up, theres supposed to be a comma between burrito and bowl.

Did Chipotle start refrigerating their salsas more strongly? I order extra corn and it comes ice cold.

>>4895623
Oh fuck I was really concerned for a minute.

>$3
>$2 last year
>free year before that

fucking jews

>>4886579
I say this either a troll or a viral marketer.

Probably some bored stoned kid in his mid twenties, kind of just sleeping through life, not really giving shit a second thought, it's all kind of just routine now. Smoke some, drink some, have a goal and keep going. It's what life is all about, right? Whatever, he doesn't care enough to figure out what things are all about, just kind of wants to get through it all alive. He's apathetic about most girls, but knows if he doesn't get up off his ass he'll die alone. But, he doesn't really fear death, he does not know death, not well, at least. Sure, possibly a relative or friend is gone, but doesn't realize HIS death, he's oblivious of his own Sword of Damocles that's been there since birth. He'll feel it creeping, and go out scared, horrified. It feels like a forgotten date, but closer and closer it creeps in in the form of some sinkhole in the living room, eventually ruling his mind as the only thought, he never finds acceptance of this final obstacle, he didn't know what to expect, but he cling on to the cliff. Until the day where his grip begins to shuffle free, the dirt cannot hold his weight, he turns to look into the abyss below, swallowing light like a black hole, he falls, flailing, crying, and scared. Going out the way he came in. A testament of how little he's changed from baby to "adult". The unprepared man. The lazy man.

But that's just my opinion.

>>4895843
How bored were you when you decided to post your autobiography?

>>4895850
just really stoned

>>4896737
Typical stoner, you need to make sure everyone knows you smoke pot. Hopefully you'll grow out of it.

>>4896905
oh lord...

You're posting on 4chan, buddy. Get off your high horse.

>>4896905

>ask why he posted such a long post
>get answer
>act like an aspie

4chan in 3 posts.

>>4896917
Don't worry, we're all proud of you. You socialize enough to score the most boring drug available. Make sure you include this exchange in your next stoner thread on /b/.

#420blazeit

>>4896938

>being this mad for literally no reason
>being elitist about drugs
>implying any drug is "hard" to score
>babby's first shitpost hashtag

*tips fedora*

>>4896938
Now you're just trolling. Badly, at that.

>>4896943
>>4896959
>being such a burnout that you can't imagine criticism as anything other than anger or "trolling"

Perhaps I gave you too much credit thinking you left your basement long enough to engage in critical exchanges. Think of me when you sign up for your "hardship exemption," friend. And take a break, you've been on 4chan for hours now.

I want it in my mouth immediately.

>>4886579
>caring about my health makes me edgy
>>4886600
This picture is even more stupid. How obsessed with "hipsters", or whatever the hell it's trying to demonize, are you? It, along with your antiquated ideologies, belong in /pol/ or whichever virginitea party you prefer.

>>4897166
So brave.

Let's get this thread back on topic. Doesn't it look amazing?

>actually sliding pieces of dead mammals past your throat
>2013

Fucking gross

>>4897513

In addition to that:

>being a literal walking tomb for other mammals

Disgusting

>>4897513
>>4897519
>not loving based barbacoa

You disgust me.

>>4897729

>not ordering soft tacos so you can get 3 different meats

>>4897729
What's barbacoa anyway? I went to a chipotle for the first time the other day and I saw that, but I didn't want to order it because I had no idea what it was.

>>4898144
What's google anyway?

>>4898158
I googled it there, actually - I learned it was a hispanic barbecue style or some shit. That said, I wanted to know how it tastes by actual people. Google can't really help with that.

>>4898160
You must experience it. It's like carnitas but with chuck roast and spices.

>>4898321
I came. I literally just came.

>>4898321

Oh God, protect your holes, people.

>>4898321
That does look mighty fine. Alright, next time I'll go I'll definitely try it.

>>4898321

It's meat from a cow's face or goat. Including tongue. Tastes great though!

>>4898774

You're thinking of lengua tacos, I wish Chipotle served beef tongue.

>>4899014
>>4898774
>beef tongue is SO AUTHENTIC zomg I am SUCH an expert on your culture now

white people crack me up

>>4899019
Fucking Mexicans, where did they say they are experts on your culture? They just said they like tongue tacos.

>>4899033

The Mexicans are just trying to be relevant, let them have this one. But seriously, I do like me some Mexican food and they're great landscapers.

>>4899047
It sucks i used to get al pastor pork and fish tacos from this one place but the 2nd time I went there to buy dinner they were making fun of me to my face in Spanish, which i know, so I decided not to go back.

I don't get people who get irked that people enjoy their food, nobody wants to integrate themselves to your culture or claims to be an expert. They just want to eat.

>>4899067

They were probably assuming you would reply with a witty riposte spoken in the correct cholo cadence and authentic mexican slang, but your spaghetti went flying, the silence was deafening, and they felt real bad afterwards.

Mexicans don't know what your brony shirt and fedora imply, so they had no way of knowing the level of social retardation they were dealing with.

I remember going to Chipotle on Halloween in middle school with just aluminum foil on and getting a free burrito(no strings), I went to multiple Chipotles and got multiple free burritos with friends, it was so awesome.

Guess they had a lot of product they had to get rid of then, and not so much, anymore.

>>4899019
>white people crack me up

I no rite. Creating everything around you and owning the world is hilarious.

>>4899078
I'm an 18 year old skinny white girl who dresses like the average person, I don't know where the assumptions come from. Talking shit about customers to their face for no reason other than buying food, and them understanding it too is pretty shit behavior.

>>4899106
I heard Mexicans in America wipe their ass with paper and throw it on the streets or in their garbage cans because back in Mexico it's what the working class does.

>>4899110
>im a gurl please don't hit on me you silly boys ^_^

>>4899155
>underage b&
come back in 6 years when you meet the age requirement, boy

>>4890095
Yeah fake customers stay out!

It doesn't matter whether it's a viral marketer doing it or someone doing it as a joke, It's having the same effect on the userbase. you're all discussing and thinking about the product. There's no such thing as bad exposure.

>>4899113
I can confirm this. I work at a Sherwin Williams and have had to empty at least three stinky trash cans over the past year.

"It what we do in Meheeco."

Well you aren't in Mexico. We have plumbing here. What is wrong with you?

"Si."

>>4899155
How's HRT going for you... Whatever you are?

>>4899218
Is that why packaged ramen is so cheap? Because it's advertised on 4chan hundreds of times a day?

>>4899224
At least they're not shitting in the streets like the Chinese, Google "Chinese open-crotch pants." It's disgusting.

I don't understand why Chipotle is so popular. My coworker was going crazy over it, so I bought a chicken burrito with her...It tastes like something I could make myself for much cheaper and easier. At least shitty ass places taste like something I'd never be able to recreate.

>>4899524

Because it's totally practical to drive home and make a burrito on your lunch break, and burritos taste amazing when microwaved.

>>4899529
But they do taste good microwaved. The burrito gets warm and soft while the cheese is melted.

>>4899544
>Has never had a job

Can I just interrupt you guys and say that I think "boorito" is adorable? Makes me think of a little kid trying to come up with a bad knock knock joke.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Boo!

Boo who?

Don't cry, I got you a BOO-rito!

Aww, little Timmy. How adorable, how about I take you to Chipotle?

>>4899547
I'm not sure what that has to do with enjoying a warmed up burrito.

>>4899014
>>4899019

Wut. I am Mexican and from where I'm from barbacoa is only made from tongue and face. All the local places offer it the same too, in the US by the way.

I know other places will differ and I'm sure Chipotle does it differently. I haven't tried their barbacoa offering. Everybody tells me it's good, but I haven't bothered to try it.

>>4899103
>Going to Chipotle in middle school

Underage b&.

>none of the burrito bowls in this thread are covered with jalapeno Tabasco

Stay pleb, /ck/.

>>4899854

Did they leave any for anyone else? That's more than half the bottle right there.

>>4899556
>he likes soggy tortillas with lukewarm fillings

That's just gross, bro.

>>4900153
That's why there's 20 bottles out on the counter

ITT guerilla marketing and people who are proving their worth to large corporations.

>>4900521
>LOOK AT ME I KNOW HOW TO COOK I'M SO ELITE

>>4900521
Here's a burrito bowl to soothe that butthurt.

>>4901685
And here's a based barbacoa burrito.

>>4899492
What the fuck does that even have to do with anything I said?

>>4901826
Nissin and Maruchan ramen is posted here literally every day (multiple times), do you think they can keep it so cheap because such large quantities are sold to the 4chan masses? Why don't you express your asspain in those threads?

reminder that chipotle is a bunch of cheap niggers who used to give away entire free burritos for halloween

run that up the chain at the marketing department for me, OP

So when is OP going to get permabanned for this spam? Everyone on this board is getting sick of this shit.

>>4901879
>mommy, they're employed and liking something I don't like, ban them!

It's like you're really 8 years old.

Why the fuck do people get burrito bowls? Is there something I'm missing about them? Last time I went into Chipotle almost everyone was eating a burrito bowl. Do you get more in them or something?

>>4902018
People like to think they get more food when they order a burrito bowl, and many of them are on a low carb diet. Some people order a burrito bowl and a tortilla on the side and wrap it themselves.

>>4902018

It's people on the "carb free" fad diet. They're avoiding the tortilla.

>>4902028
>>4902031
The no carb thing is fair enough, I suppose, despite the fact I assumed that diet had more or less died.

Does it cost extra to get tortillas on the side of your bowl?

>>4902043
Everything but extra meat and guacamole is free. You can get extra rice, beans, fajita veggies, salsa, etc. for free.

>>4902060
Whoa. Wait. Really? What the fuck? I was totally unaware of this. I love cheese and when I say "A lotta cheese, please" they hardly ever oblige.

>>4902063
I can confirm. I eat there a couple times a week because it's close to my office and I've seen people seriously take advantage of this.

>>4902028

Sometimes I'll take a fork and eat just the filling for a little while if I feel like my burrito is over-stuffed.

>>4902097
Man, that sounds swell, but I feel like such a dick ordering that.

Chipotle pizza burrito.

>>4884185

Cheap hot lay, on hollow win?

>>4902836
Inside the Chipotle pizza burrito. Doesn't it look delectable?!

>>4902923
I'd eat that if I could fit it into my mouth.

>>4884185
chipotle employee here
just wanted to let you faggots know that I never wash my hands after I use the bathroom, and the first thing I do before each shift is take a fat shit
good day

>>4903361
>implying you've ever left your basement long enough to apply for a job

>>4897166
>>caring about my health makes me edgy

Caring about other people's health makes you edgy. It's none of your damn business.

>>4903957
Are you fat? I hate fat people.

>>4904336
2nd'd

>>4904357
Holy shit, my sides are astronauts. Thanks for that.

>>4904594

Observing obese people in the wild is always entertaining.

I remember when it used to be free burritos. I WAS THERE MAN
We went around to all the Chipotles in the area and spent the next week eating our free burritos

>>4903957
>Caring about other people's health makes you edgy
>Caring and wishing the best for others' health is edgy

Wrong.

>>4904924
News flash: the ramen you ate for dinner for the third day in a row is terrible for your health.

>>4904755
Nature is amazing.

>>4904757
It's like thousands of people did this and Chipotle realized they made a horrible mistake or something.

>>4897269
>corn
Um... no.

>>4906024
Babby doesn't like corn? Is it icky?

>>4904757
You probably steal Tabasco every time you go there too.

>>4906435
Who wouldn't

mfw I live in one of the biggest cities in canada and yet we don't have a chipotle

I doubt chipotle actually virals on /ck/

I mean while this board isn't slow, it's slow by 4chan standards. Would make way more sense to viral on a board like /v/... but at the same time I know it happens like that pink himalayan salt dude from how long ago? I mean though... I guess it is pretty cheap to hire people to do this shit. OP, if you are a "viraler"/marketer, I feel bad for you.

>>4906435

Shit, I sure do. Those bottles of chipotle tabasco sauce costs like 4 bucks at my supermarket.

>>4906657
No they do. All those threads about the sofrito or whatever it was were created my viral marketers. It was mostly kept alive from the vegan faggots that browse /ck/

>>4906666
Because a company that doesn't even have commercials advertising to a bunch of greasy neckbeards who can't afford to frequent their establishments in the first place is a sound business model. I think I'm beginning to understand why none of you can so much as score a McJob.

>>4907006

Hey, you asshole. I'll have you know I gathered enough change to buy a boorito this year. Back off.

Chipotle? No thanks, I live in northern california

>>4907709
>I live as close to Mexico as a farmer in Kansas. Listen as I pretend to have some great knowledge of burritos, a peasant food.

>>4907723
But they have mexican peasants living illegally in california, they'll be a majority in ten years

>>4907723
Anywhere in California is going to have better mexican food than Chipotle. As a matter of fact, anywhere in California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, or Louisiana is going to have better mexican food (i.e. burritos) than Chipotle. That place is bland sucksville.

>>4907741
Yes, everyone knows cheap taquerias spring for those top quality meats and produce. /s

Why not just go to Walmart and buy the cheapest ingredients possible yourselves?

i so love living near mexico far far away from white people influence in a world were chili sauce is 80-100% pure chili because you know. if you dont like chili dont get it instead of bitching about it until their is no more chili in the chili you order. also we eat beans even if you have all the tacos in the land

>>4908515
lol the cheapest beans at walmart are old and still more expensive then the fresher dried beans from this years crop sold at local stores in my neighborhood

>>4908522
*white people chili is 2% chili compared to not white people chili which is well over 50% chili

>>4908522
>>4908532
>>4908538

Can't even be bothered to type a proper sentence. Delicious pesticides. Everyone knows Mexicans don't cut corners whenever possible.

Delicious Chipotle crispy tacos.

>>4908890
i would eat that even if it did lack vitamin packed chili

>>4908556
hard to believe crop destroying insects do not really thrive in a desert

>>4908890
>ordering crispy tacos anywhere

You disgust me.

That's enough viral marketing, seriously. We don't need 25% of the board to be ads.

Sage and report, always.

>>4908556
Same posting style as always viral marketer. Chipotle is shit.

I live in El Paso, best Mexican food in the USA is everywhere.

>>4901921

they want you banned because you're breaking the rules, not just because you're posting pig-disgusting "food", you insufferable faggot.

hey, do i just have to come in dressed up, or dressed up as a burrito? i remember a couple years ago if you got a free one for dresssing up as a burrito

>>4907741
real norcal has some horrible burritos. like sacramento and anywhere north of that.
i think its cuase they have tacoshops instead, food taste like fucking tacobell, hotsuace instead of salsa, ground beef instead of steak, etc

How thorough does your costume need to be to take advantage of this? Like, can I wear a costume hat on top of my street clothes, or does it have to be legit?

Please respond, viral marketers.

>>4909873
You need to dress like Ronald McDonald. Glad I could help.

>>4909803
You're really not making a good case for yourself. You sound like an angry tween.

>>4909574

Are you seriously gloating that you practically live in Mexico? I guess when life is as bleak as yours you can appreciate things others would try their best to distance themselves from.

This is a food porn tier boorito bowl right here.

Just got mine, really good! But I love chipotle anyway

Didn't even get charged for double meat. Best day ever.

>>4911141
>>4911164
>>4911277

>>4911294
>autism

mine didn't know what the hell i was talking about
told them to fuck off then, went to taco bell.

She's so happy with her burrito!

>>4907741
>better Mexican food than chipotle
>Chipotle is from Denver
>Denver is a sanctuary city

Can't hear you over the blastin' tunes and lowriders going up and down Colfax

>>4906651
Downtown Toronto has 2 within a km of each other. and one way our in West Ontario. As for my East of the GTA self, I'm surrounded by Mucho Burrito instead.

>>4911673
>She's so happy with her burrito!
Goddamn, even mothers holding newborns or winners holding their lotto checks don't look that happy!

>>4911727
Can you blame her? That's a thick Chipotle burrito. I want to watch her try to fit it into her mouth.