/ck/ - Food & Cooking

a classless meal for a classless person.

>>4870542

What an intelligent and worthwhile post. Are you too poor not only monetarily, but spirtiuarlly that you cannot 1) afford a good meal, 2) accost another being?

Lol kill yourself. Our gene pool does not need one as faggotry as you.

>>4870542
Agreed. /ck/ has standards.
I would eat that as my last meal to make sure my body smells fucking terrible.

wtf dude, the recent "dinnerckyou" is still on the frontpage!

>>4870556

But mine is vastly superior.

Why are there rocks and a plain pita on your table?

>>4870554
>Agreed. /ck/ has standards.

Yeah, you and your quinky sauce. Sriracha every day, Ramen, threads.

At least this is OC.

>/ck/
>standards

The saddest shit I've seen in a long time/10

>>4870518
I love your threads and the ensuing buttmad that is going to go on the next couple days.

10/10 meal, deserves its own thread.

I had some yogurt, some goat cheese on rye Triscuits, and some grapes for dinner.

>>4870571

Thanks. It's funny how retarded most of /ck/ is, when they think I'm being serious (or not).

>/ck/'s face when

>>4870554
>I would eat that as my last meal to make sure my body

>eating shitty fast food as a last meal, and not to ensure great smelling farts to troll your co-workers and familiy and friends with

>as a last meal not actually ordering the most expensive and elaborate thing

It's like you enjoy being a retard.

itt: jealous angry neckbeards

didn't alternate sceak get banned?

>>4870741
>implying I'm alternate sceak and didn't choose this name to be purposefully ironic
>implying I was ever banned

I'm not that stupid camwhoring male prostitute, and I've never done anything worthy of being banned.

You seriously that upset over my choice of meals, bro?

I'm smoking the fucks I give in my mahogany pipe.

>>4870793
>I've never done anything worthy of being banned.
Highly debatable.

>>4870813

>>4870615

1/2

>>4870875

Shoot, I can't find the one of the queen sleeping at the olympics.

>>4870518
i would eat that and enjoy it. i am a fat stoner though.

Did you microwave the wings again, you gross fuck?

>>4870950
">Crisp from the microwave in two minutes!"

Are you mad again, you autismal fuck?

>>4870518
uh oh looks like mommy wasnt around to cook for you tonight

>>4871005
YES, because that's a lie and wings will always be inferior from the microwave. Shitbat.

>>4871005
>mfw OP's picture is the corner stone of an autist's diet

>>4871020
>mfw OP is an autist

>>4870542

>>4871014
>that's a lie and wings will always be inferior from the microwave

Completely subjective and depenedent upon personal preference and taste. Stay mad. "Shitbat"

>>4871020
>>4871029

Look at these upset people without an actual valid argument. It's like a microwave murdered your entire family.

Cool ad hominem.

>literally taking everything they see on the internet as true and serious
>unable to comprehend or either refuse to allow humor and antics

Who's autistic again?

>>4871045
>taste is subjective
How is grade 11 philosophy class going?

>>4871045
>tripfags gonna fag

>>4871054

How is choking down caviar, fish head, and piss soup going?

>>4871045
>bitching about a valid argument

>proceeds to complain about ad hominem
>suggests that what he's doing is for humor

>>4871045
why do you sound so scared?

>>4871058
>tripfag

Did, did you just come up with that all on your own?

HAHAHA

HOLY SHIT I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE

I'M LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING OFF MY ASS OF MY ASS

>>4871065
>bitching about a valid argument

Where was this, again?

>>4871064

>>4871061
Post a pic of your fat gut.

>>4871072
>look ma I'm a precious snowflake

>>4871096

I've already posted a pic of myself before, you stupid loser. I'm not sceak 2.0.

The filename was "holocaust survivor", and that's all you need to know.

I'm 6'1, 125 lbs.

>>4871101

You should rename that file to

"No Dad, no, Don't take away my N64! No NOT MY GAMEBOY COLOR!"

Since it's so relevant to you.

>>4871105
>I'm not sceak 2.0.
Could have fooled us.

You are a shitposting tripfag that eats like a kid who moved out of mommy's house for the first time or has a week alone while the parents are on vacation.

Sceak is much better than you. He at least had personality and was interesting enough to notice. You are an angry child.

>>4871105
You sound very healtrhu....

>>4871122
>implying I implied I was healthy

I was responding to the fat gut part.

>>4871121
>You are a shitposting tripfag that eats like a kid who moved out of mommy's house for the first time or has a week alone while the parents are on vacation.

>Sceak is much better than you. He at least had personality and was interesting enough to notice. You are an angry child.
>You are an angry child.

Someone's projecting.

>>4871105
I would gladly have Sceak back and you dead.

>>4871119
>I need to make sure everyone knows its me posting because of my quality content!

>>4871128
>Someone's projecting.
I think you mean, "I know you are but what am I".

>>4871134
>I would gladly have Sceak back and you dead.

How euphoric are you feeling right now?

>>4871137

>I need to respond endlessly while not grasping the content of the thread

>>4871152
>the content of the thread
An attention-craving idiot eating shitty food?

>>4871152
>rereads the OP

ah, I see you're a new york faggot. That explains a lot. How bout them Giants eh?

>>4870518
It's comulbus day today (what the hell?) so, naturally, everything's closed. Looks like it's oatmeal and vending machine food.

>>4871170
Where the fuck are you that "everything" closes on Columbus day? The only stuff closed here are schools, banks and government shit. Everything else is open, business as usual.

>>4871167
>An attention-craving idiot eating shitty food?

This is what you actually believe.

>>4871168

Not a fan of the Giants, breh.

>>4871105
>6'1, 125 lbs.

let me guess, you have one 1200 calorie meal a day and it usually consists of microwavable food, cheetos, and a diet pepsi?

>>4870518
>Bag of cheetos sitting on a plate as if being served.

>>4871217

there are others like me?

>>4871217

Is that somehow more or less valid that another form of eating?

I know people eat different things, for different meals. Some do the 6 small meals, some 3 meals with 3 snacks, what have you.

I literally make these topics JUST to incite the hilarious flames, yet people get so butthurt and are literally trying to insult me. Shit's hilarious.

>>4871240

Refined.

>>4871175
the suburbs of a dead city, on a private campus surrounded by highways. At midnight.

>>4871241

I'm here brother.

>>4871242
you sound desperately insecure and scared

Lol at you faggots claiming that this orgasmic assault on the tastebuds is a classless meal.

I've been eating the meal in the OP every day for three years since my weight trainer told me rigorous scientific studies show that this meal provides all four of the major vitamins and minerals (fearlessness, toughness, anger, and violence), and you know what? I went from being the kid getting raped in the boys locker room to being able to bench 650 with my testosterone induced cleft chin-- both hands tied behind my back.

Pic related. Watch and learn from the masters, you fucking orally disabled betas.

>>4871287

You sound like a beta piece of shit with no pallete. Nice job trying to project your own inept insecurities and self-hatred.

Feels good that I can incite such anger from you loser fucking beta orbiters who cream themselves over pics of food.

>inb4 you sound so insecure

DOHO I laughed. Wait, I didn't.

Shut your beta mouth, bitch.

>>4871299
>pallete

I spend an hour lifting weights with my glutes each day, which is following by an hour of punching babies in the face, and then a diet Pepsi spiked with ALD-50 and rubbing alcohol.

>>4871289
>>4871295
>>4871297

This guy knows where it's at. He's inspired me to prove to all you fat fucking losers who stave over your Mom's kitchen, sweating all over the "homemade chili" (i.e. Wolf Chili) and Spam Casserole you fat fucking betas try to eat and claim as a meal.

Bro, teach me your ways of lifting and extrememness. I'm currently in Aushwitchz mode, but am still able to eat whatever I like, which just further angers these bulbous gelationous Hutts that cannot move from their couches and can hardly reach from their bag of doritos to the Queso dip.

How do I get swole, bro?

>tfw we both proved all the haters wrong
>tfw they crawl back into their caves and eat Hot Pockets and Doritos, while taking pics of their Mom's homemade meals and claiming them as their own

ERRY FUCKKING MAD

>>4871300
>>pallete

Good come back. Nice semantics, bro. Considering that's all you have anyway.

>gadghow nervous

Replacing pallete with palate increases my post 10 fold. Wait, no it doens't.

Beta bilious bastard.

>>4871311
>comeback
I'm not even the fgt you were talking about, but the word is 'palate'

Use that if you don't want to look like a retard

damn, I coulda went with some mac and cheese. sounds good.

banquet ribs, minute rice, corn and white bread.

>>4871315
>but the word is 'palate'

Which I realize, hence:
>Replacing pallete with palate

My post changes little. Both you and that faggot are arguing semantics, and everyone is laughing at you because how wrong you are.

>>4871315

Sorry, I don't hunt and peck on my keyboard, bro. I'm not in first grade. If I type quickly and type a word incorrectly, I'm not gonna necessarily go back and correct it just for some 4faggot like you to nitpick, when the point still stands.

Speaks volumes if you're pointing out grammar and semantics, when you can't actually rebut the argument at hand.

>>4871289
>>4871295
>>4871297
that is good one

wow

such joke

>>4871299
who are these people you are accusing of being angry? you clearly are insecure since you seem to constantly have to bring up the fact that you feel good about inciting anger from your post.

>>4871305
jesus man you need to eat more

> diet coke

You know how I know that you're fat?

>>4870518
Meh. junk food, whatever. Give me a steak

>>4870518
>mfw people actually eat shit like this every day

>>4871377
>angry beta neck beards getting revenge on the people who used to stuff them in lockers over a keyboard

>>4870518
meh, change those with a glass of nice wine, steak with some potatoes and some nice veggies.
also a nice toast skagen as a starter.

>>4870551
>eating a bunch of processed cheap garbage
>calling someone else too poor to afford a good meal

topkek

>>4871168
Don't lump us together with that faggot.

gluttony

>>4871119
i just want to speak on behalf of the entire 4chans by saying that a tripcode user who makes The Good Posts will almost never get hate. just saying
>check your autism

>>4870518
How sucky are you thinking that living in NYC is glorious? That's lame faggot level. New York is nice, come on upstate and enjoy instead of being a NYC cockroach paying taxes to bloomberg and illegal
aliens.

Now sit down, democrat poodle!

>>4870518
fuck off stupid nigger

>>4875784
That is not NYC glory. That is supermarket shit. You've taken the bait.

I have that bowl OP