/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4787069
>mountain dew
>smirnoff ice
>two bottles of ranch
>milky ways in the fridge for some fucking reason
>bead inthe fridge for some fuking reason
0/10 fridge 7/10 troll thread.

>>4787083
you forgot
>cut up tomato in fridge
>something floating in the sweet tea
>three different egg cartons
>cantaloupe precariously stuffed in the back
>container full of fast food sauce

>>4787089
Now that I look gain I'm also seeing snickers in there too.

>>4787083
>>4787089

Wholly fuck. These two posts were made before I had the chance to type out the exact same thing.

I still didn't find the bead, or see a problem with the cantaloupe.

The eggs could have an explanation, too.

But seriously OP, 2/10.

>are there 3 more mountain dew bottles, in addition to the already opened one, at random places at the back of the fridge?

>>4787104

>forgot to add the shitty yellow mustard

>>4787106
since we're on a roll let's also not forget
>shitty kraft singles
>cans behind the cut tomato

Why are retards typing what they see? Is this entertainment?

>>4787111
Jerking off on /ck/?

>>4787104
Sorry, "bead" was a typo for "bread". I was typing one handed.

>>4787111

Oh. I thought those were shitty bagels. I often throw bagels/bread in the fridge (usually the freezer if I'm just going to toast it later) if it's getting close to flavo... um, mold-town.

>>4787110
>Why are retards typing what they see? Is this entertainment?

Welcome to /ck/, aka the best board.

>>4787113
Shitty fridges and fast food are my fetishes.

>>4787113

You guys aren't all jerking off too?

>>4787129
Sauce on OP's fridge? My ex-gf had a fridge just like it.

Sauce? I have a friend who has a fridge JUST like the one in OP's pic.

I never do this, but does anyone have sauce on OP's pic?

SAUCE PLZ

>>4787167
Nothing came up on google, so I think it may actually be OP's fridge.

Why do you have unopened canned produce in your fridge? O_O

>>4787188
Shit you're right. Every time I look back at this picture there's another thing wrong with it I hadn't noticed before.

>>4787192
Yeah, same here. Another thing I noticed is the top shelf is bending because all the heaviest things on the top are right in the middle of the shelf instead of on the sides.

Is that a banana in the iced tea?

ITT

people who don't have their fridge like OP so it therefore must be wrong.

This fridge wreaks of college

>>4787199
I thought this too, wat

also
>orange juice with bananas

Eww you have kraft singles???processed silicone cheese?

>>4787224
OP pls.

Carrots, broccoli, cottage cheese, wine, roma tomatoes, milk, sesame seed buns, pasta sauce, leftover cantaloupe, deli ham, provolone, whole wheat bread, left over pasta (with chicken for meat sauce)

>>4787167

>Sauce
>on OP's fridge

More like IN it.

>>4787221

Even in the freezer, you should really keep your frozen poultry to one side, and your stop & shop frozen fruit to the other side.

>this triggers my not-funny bone

>>4787271

It's no fun when you list off the shit.

Seriously though, did you just move in, or learn how to cook from /fit/?

You have literally nothing in your fridge.

you're such a poofter!
milk, oj, 2 bottles of same type soda.
3 packs of eggs. shit dressings, shit chocolates... you're a fat girl, or live with
her. and no one cooks in the house.

>>4787271
>1% milk
why not just dilute old cum bottles with water?

>>4787104

>The eggs could have an explanation, too.

how does 'having lots of eggs' need an explanation?

>>4787314

I was quoting someone else, and their point was that it is kind of strange to have 42 eggs from 3 different brands at one time. Like, someone actually bought two dozen-cartons of eggs at different times, and then (or previously) bought a dozen and a half.

All I was saying was that I could imaging an explanation, but you have to admit it is pretty fucking strange.

My current fridge is too shameful to share, but this is one of my favorite pictures from a few months ago.

This is what was left that was still edible after I cleaned out my fridge at the beginning of summer.

Are mini fridges allowed?

>>4787323

most likely a shared house

>>4787324

WE USE THE SAME GARLIC PRODUCT. CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS NOW?

>>4787337
I will be your friend, but that is actually re-used. My dad bought garlic ages ago, but now when it gets low we just dice a couple of cloves of garlic and put some more olive oil in the jar.

Like, why waste a pre-labeled jar?

>>4787347

holy shit. Not the anon you're talking to but I never thought of doing that. Is that what is originally in the jar, just garlic and olive oil? (extra virgin?)

>>4787361
According to the jar what I have was originally garlic, water, and phosphoric acid, but yeah, that is a pretty common way to preserve garlic.

your garlic is growing mold and bacteria, you stupid arse!

>>4787271
JARRED SAUCE?!?

JARRRRRREEEDD SAAAAAUUUCCCEE???

ZERO TEN FAIL FAIL FAIL

Here is mine

>>4787500

dat fish sauce

>>4787069

Why do you need so many eggs?

>>4787324
Why is your fridge so dirty?

CAST IRON IN THE FRIDGE???

>>4787529
Why do you have so much frozen food?

>>4787538
You should see my freezer. 800L of frozen goodness. Right now it's got half a cow and a pig in it. It's 60 years old and placed in the basement by crane during building.

>when you see it

>>4787582
you talking about that jar of piss behind the grenade?

>>4787582
You live in Florida. I'M DOXING YOU STETSON BRO.

>>4787582

>this fag buys brand name sugar drinks and pizza instead of organically growing all the ingredients to make it himself

>>4787582

>beer
>premade tortillas
>grenade in the fridge (why?)
>delivered pizza (that shit takes like 15 minutes to make on your own if you already made the dough)
>flavored rum
>rum in the goddamn fridge

>>4787586
That magnet is from 3 years ago.

Alumni here, I just keep it for dat nostalgia.

>>4787582
hmm looks pretty decen- wait a minute...
>catsup in the fridge

>>4787582
the only thing that looks good is the grenade

>>4787589
>delivered pizza
From a little mom and pa place down the street.
>grenade in the fridge (why?)
To protect the pizza, obviously.

>>4787584
You hatin' on my homemade mango/habanero sauce?

>>4787582
>two gallons of milk
>both are opened

WHY

>>4787582

>this is why we can't have nice things

r8, h8, masturb8

>>4787611

The shit in aluminum foil is pizza crust and chicken. I have no saran wrap.

>>4787610
>skim for protein shakes, whole for cooking

Do you even milk?

>>4787611

Did you expect someone to compliment you on your shitty coffee maker? Take a picture of your fridge next time.

Seriously, almost everyone in this thread has absolutely nothing (but shit) in their fridge.

You're a stupid bitch because you drink Smirnoff. Get outta my face

>>4787611
I r8 8/8 m8 no h8 looks gr8 can we d8?

>>4787304
First month in new apartment. I'm a cheap graduate student.

>>4787500
> soy sauce
> fish sauce
> hot pepper paste
watcha makin anon

>>4787627

I paid a whopping $20 for that coffee maker, you better respect that shit.

>>4787638

Wud be gr8, but I ai8 no slut m8. You must w8 after a dinner d8.

I get payed in a couple days. Got some shopping to do.
>sugar in the fridge
I know. I've got these fucking weevil things that get into everything

>>4787713
i think you have the same fridge as me

posting mine soon

>>4787713

>google search comes up with nothing

I still can't believe this isn't a joke fridge. Why the fuck do you have an almost empty glass of kool-aid that has more in it than the pitcher? And who on earth convinced you that storing sugar in the fridge could ever, in any possible situation, be anything close to a reasonable option?

There isn't much more to say about this one, because YOU ONLY HAVE FOUR OTHER ITEMS IN YOUR ENTIRE FRIDGE.

>i don't always use caps, but when I do you can be assured that jimmies have been rustled

>>4787602
Naw it's a blue spoon. The lest tasty of Grenades...

>>4787713
pretty sure this is same fridge

i am ready, hit me with everything you got

>>4787765

Europeans and Asians have very small fridge compared to an American student in the US