/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Izzat some smoerrebroed? Hello Danmark.

My country doesn't have a single national dish but a kajillion regional ones, so I can't play your game other than to guess the pics.

>>4763988
if these are haggis you are a scotsman,
if these are rubbers filled with shit you are from appleland.

>>4763916

> cucumber instead of tomato on æggesalat
> fish fillet with mayo instead of remoulade
> tomato instead of lemon slice on æggemad

Seriost. Wtf OP ?

ib4/fattyamericandeepfriedabomination

>>4763925
Italy?

Pretty much

>>4764086
Canadia?

>>4764086
>tfw ontariofags try to push tim hortons garbage as national drink/food/whatever

>>4764036
Problem with the U.S. is that there is no real national dish. I suppose you could make a case for hot dogs and apple pie, but that's only because of European immigrants adapting sausages and...well, apple pie isn't uncommon anywhere there are apples.

You might try to say something indigenous, maybe corn on the cob? Roast turkey? But that simply fails to take in the account of the size of the country and the vast differences in regional cuisine - thanks, once again, to immigrants.

I suppose the only thing to do is to fall back on McDonald's and ignore some of the best characteristics of the country for corporate homogeneity.

>>4764098
Fine, this better?

>>4764101

For America you have to go to a state by state basis. Comparing America to a smaller area doesnt work

>>4764089
Yesh.

>>4764101
I'd say chicken stew/chicken and dumplings/chicken pot pie.
Every part of the country has a variation of it, be it the milk-based one in the upper south, the tomato based one in Louisiana, the pot pie of the northeast, the broth-based one of Pennsylvania and the overly vegetal Cali-style one. It's something I think most Americans have grown up with in some form or other.

>>4764086
Actually these could be malasadas, if so, I'm guessing Portugal.

>>4764128
Awesome! I guessed that because every Italian I've seen here always lists five variations of whatever dish they're talking about because every region does it differently.

>>4764137
Spain.

>>4764110
what is this and why isn't it in my mouth/pants

>>4764144
Yep

>>4764156
I love Spanish food. I got to try some paella when I was visiting Madrid and it blew me away.

>>4764155
Butter Tart

Good luck

I doubt anyone will get it by just guessing.

>>4764160
Awesome, I am from Madrid. Can I ask how was your trip? And to make it more /ck/ related, did you get to try any more traditional Spanish dishes?

>>4764181
The trip was a lot of fun, I had a great time with my family. It was a while ago so I don't remember everything I ate, but I was definitely hooked on jamon serrano and we also shared a roasted piglet which was delicious.

>>4764177
Polish

>>4764157

Peru?

It isn't Greece, but good guess

>>4764259

now that's a real american's food

>>4764254
cyprus

>>4764261

not really, mexicans brought it to america

Does the US even have one? Maybe some Native American shit

>>4764313
>implying Mexicans aren't Americans

Do you even geography?

>>4764313
>implying Mexico isn't part of North AMERICA

>>4764328
>>4764329
Hola, compadres

>>4764328
>>4764329
The USA is commonly called America in day to day speak.
>mfw everyone acknowledges what part of the continent really matters
Also the origins of chilli are in texas not old Mexico.

>>4764091
ate there yesterday
i love how you can get more than you're recommended daily calories in one meal

>>4764500
*your

>>4764500
You can do that anywhere if you order enough, shitforbrains.

>>4764424
pejd spat

>>4764546
England

>>4764424
Međimurska gibanica, Croatia.
duode icretail

Finland here. Funny enough, we have national dresses, national flowers, national songs, national sports, national fish, national animals, national trees, national dogs, national games, and god knows what else. But we haven't a national food.

I vote rye bread though. It's the first thing you miss when you go abroad for a longer time. A propensity towards rye bread probably lives in your genes, considering how it has allowed the people to survive to these days through endless winters.

>>4764546
Quebec, Canada ?

>>4764507

>>4764592
What about that disgusting looking pudding or some dessert that looks like pudding? I forgot what it's called but I remember someone telling me about it.

>>4764656
You mean mämmi?

>>4764622
UK

>>4764668
Yeah.

>>4764680
My all-time favourite dish, how could I get it wrong? Man, I need to visit the UK.

>>4764656
Mämmi is specifically reserved for celebrating easter. I find it strangely appropriate. "Jesus got nailed hard for our sins. Eat shit and know his pain."

It isn't actually as hideous as it is made to sound. It has a strong, sour, musty, malty flavour, which makes people with sensitive palates feel overpowered and, with the appearance, disgusted.

>>4764666
Yes.

>>4764762
Well, it still is a national dish then, isn't it?

>>4764254
Bulgaria.

>>4764177
Cuba.

>>4763916

sup

>>4764823
1950.

>>4764832
Oz.

>>4764829
That is not a country

>>4764827
hungary?

>>4764836
Ok, then 1950s USA.

>>4764841

>>4764827
Deutschland.

>>4764842
Nope, actually the polar opposite

>>4764259
Texas!

God tier

>>4764846
Israel?

>>4764823
russian or ukrainian

>>4764853
If this was a triangle of opposites, you just hit the other point

>>4764860
Russia

>>4764851
Looks awesome! What is it?

>>4764823
Russian

>>4764851
Portugal?

>>4764845

>>4764827
Austria?

>>4764867
Correct
>>4764865
It's called Carne de Porco à Alentejana. If you go to portugal, get dat shit. SO, so good.

>>4764871

yes

>>4764592

we got some pretty gud rye bread too, you would have no problems here

Yum.

>>4764880
i like my bread i like my men
white and with sausage inside of them adding a pickle if i feel kinky
can never go wrong with a threesome you know

This should be easy.

Let's see if you guys can get it.

>>4764976
Hue?

>>4764980
nope

>>4764876

netherlands?

>>4763916
all of this is America

deal w/it peasants

One of them

>>4764976
Ecuador?

>>4765007

I figured central america, ecuador doesn't have cheese like that I thought.

>>4764879
Thanks. I'm going to check it out.

>>4765007
Again no.

>>4764976
That looks a bit like plantain - Africa somewhere? Maybe Nigeria

>>4765024
The other guys were at least in the right hemisphere. You're waaay off.

>>4765008
It's just that when I was on a vegetarian farm in Ecuador we ate a lot of fried bananas and rice.

>>4765026
>>4764976

Ok then, Jamaica?

>>4765040
Nope.

>>4764976
colombia

now get out

>>4765073
Close but no cigar.

>>4764976
Obviously El Salvador.

>>4765087
It's like you guys are picking every country but the right one!

>>4765079

Panama or venezuela?

>>4765090
It's pabellón criollo from Venezuela.

>>4765089
C-c-c-c-cuba

>>4765096
see
>>4765095

>>4765099
>20:52
>20:52
Gee thanks.

>>4765096
>implying cubans have actual internet access except yoani sanchez

Some of this stuff looks sexy as FUCK
May ask you /ck/ guys what age did you become interested in the science of food?

>>4765109

I'am a /sp/artan actually, I just come here to look at the pretty pictures, I only have rudimentary cooking skills, but I try to go to good restaurants that have food from other cultures to expand my horizon.

I'am the Austrian that postet Schnitzel bzw. if you only ever had pork,chicken or turkey schnitzel I feel bad for all of ya.

You need to try the original recipe, Veal-Schnitzel, it truly is GOAT.

>>4764086
Looks like a box of Timbits.

lets see if anyone gets this

>>4765159
Ukraine

>>4765143
You and I both, I lurk to the point where my stomach wants to eat itself

>>4765166
winner winner chicken dinner

>>4764967

Norway?

>>4764485

United states citizens were originally called Columbians, even if Columbus was a dick.

easymode
(read: best goddamn food in the entire history of mankind)

>>4765002
hungary

>>4765343
Huehuehue...

Fuckin' Brazilians...

I need to stop going on /ck/ before bed.
Makes my mouth watery and craving for meat

>>4765439
I'm so making that shit in the near future.

>>4765421

We are everywhere

>>4764793
Yes and no. It fits the category, that includes half a gorillion different other dishes as well. As it is, there is no agreed-upon, officially nominated one as in other categories of national symbols.

>>4764823
It's salat olivier and it's russian and it's delicious. original (fancy) version was made by the palace chef for the romanovs but a sous chef stole the recipe and made money on it.

>>4765357
Lebanese? Middle Eastern, definitely. Za'atar is crazy delicious

>>4764137
I looked at this and just had to take a deep breath to calm down and remind myself that I'm not in that picture.

It's literally impossible to have a more traditional Sunday dinner in my region of the country.

>>4766686
And a different view of the same to make it easier for you guys, with a bit more veggies and a lot more of cute waitress.

>>4765159

n-norway. i ate something like that there.

>>4764966

looks like leberkassemmel

>>4765159
isn't just fatback/salo? everyone in central and eastern europe eats that, although in anecdote it's a very stereotypically Ukrainian thing

>>4766704
it's just a sausage

>>4763916
er det smorebrod jeg skuer ???

Denmark ?

>>4763994
>implying a scotsman could tell the difference

>>4763988
since Scotland isn't a relay a country i don't see how this is a national dish.

>>4764485
i love how you clearly have no idea what area "old Mexico" covered.

>>4764485
>Also the origins of chilli are in texas not old Mexico.
But Texas was in "old Mexico".

>>4766691
turkey ?

wouldn't american food be BBQ?

>>4765386
Lángos
ukraine
oh god i love it

Shouldn't be too difficult

>>4766734
....french?
that's french on the writing there, right?

>>4766734

Definitely France

>>4766733
Lángos is Hungarian.

>>4766734
Netherlands.

>>4766741
Left side is in Douche IE the nation is Belgium, likely: not France.

>>4766748
>>4766743
>>4766741
>>4766734
It's clearly fucking Belgium.

>mayonaisse on fries
>french text
>dutch text
>Jupiler (most popular beer in Belgium)

It's not rocket geography.

>>4766762
mayo on fries is actually pretty good and not only dutch people eat it like that

>>4766769
Which is why it isn't sufficient proof on its own. Just combined with the rest.

Nevertheless mayo on fries is disgusting.

>>4766691
greece

>>4766762
>It's clearly fucking Belgium.

But that's what I said earlier. France.

>>4765439
Fårikååål

>>4766781
I can't fucking wait for fårikål season to begin.

>>4766781
>>4766785
do your vowels have hoops on top so you can hang them to dry?

Not really a dish, but definitely an all time national favorite!

>>4764110
Fuck off English Canada, you don't have a national dish. You have nothing.

This should be easy.

>>4766789
>Irn-Bru
>Battered pizza
fuck's sake scotland, pull it together

My country doesn't really have a national dish and all our traditional foods are incredibly boring.
In fact nearly everything we eat is inspired by colonies and other European countries.
Plenty of variety but no identity.

>>4766809
Britain.

>>4766792
Is that surströmming..?

>>4766815
No, but it is herring though

>>476876 Is it the same thing?

>>4766813
Nah they have fried fish on a grease-stained newspaper.
I was talking about the Netherlands.
The suggestion by >>4766792 is pretty iconic though so I guess I'll pick that.

>>4766808
The Deep Fried Mars Bar is a traditional staple of Scottish cuisine.

>>4766831
Woops I meant >>4764876

>>4766834
>>4766808
Have some deep-fried haggis. It is physically impossible to cook a more Scottish dish. Something to do with quantum.

>>4766841
That picture makes it look like that maggot infested cheese they have in Italy.

>>4766852

Looks more like one of the hatched eggs from Alien to me.

>>4766834
A tradition dating back to the fourteenth century in fact.
I remember an episode of Time Team in which they unearthed four hundred year old fried mars bar in a clay pot that was buried under a monastery along with a deep fried Snickers.
It's wonderful that you keep these traditions alive.

>>4766852
>>4766857
You can be certain a Scotsman deep-fried both of these things at some point, somewhere.

>>4766852
I really want to try that cheese. I hear its really good.

>>4766857
>>4766860
Deep fried face huggers have been banned by new EU health regulations but they used to be a staple food in the Northern tip of Scotland. They are plentyful there because of the methane and hydrogen sulfide based athmosphere.

>>4766875
No one treats those regulations seriously here.

They can take our lives, but they will never take our deep-fried baby xenomorphs.

>>4766686
Germany.

>>4766858

Probably a coprolite.

Easy mistake to make. They look identical.

>>4766928
Nope, but close.

>>4766939
>coprolite

There's nothing lite about the shit we eat.

>>4766775
Iceland

>>4764976

Cuba?

>>4765416
Vietnam?

>>4767164
Venezuela, it's Pabellon Criollo

>>4764976

Brazil?

>>4766804
pls give recipe

>>4764424
Over-Mura Moving Cake

>>4763916
> actually good bread
> schnitzel
> shit that belongs on a plate is put on bread instead
> a place in your heart for mayonaise

this pic yells GERMANY

>>4766775
Morocco

noone else can appreciate that taste

>>4766710
ukrainian here.
We really do love that shit

My favorite dish, at the very least

>>4767271
that is one colorful meal

>>4767285

Teagirl, is that you? Be careful not to choke on those.

>>4767271

Russian?

>>4767192
>>4767192
>>4767192
plz. or name of dish?

>>4767321
>>4766804
Are you really so incompetent that you can't do a reverse image search? I found the answer in two seconds, so you should be able to figure this out. I'm not going to spoonfeed you any more than that.

>>4767271
I don't know about the taste but it certainly looks tasty.

Polish Borscht right?
I was planning to make some Polish pickle soup but this seems nice too.

>>4767331
how do i do that?

>>4767334
Look in settings you fucking retard.

>>4767203


vitnam!

>>4767334
Okay someone is probably going to scold me for making this so easy but here goes.

Scroll to the top of this page and in the top right you will find a link called settings.
Click it.
In the window that pops up look under Images and put a check mark next to Image Search.
Click save.
Now you will see a little "G" icon next to every posted image.
Click that and you will do an automatic Google reverse image search.

>>4767331
Thanks bro. Learned a new thing

>>4767333
thats Okroshka in Kvas. Okroshka is a type of salad and its often made into a cold soup with kefir or kvas. All Slavs dig it

>>4767352
No problem.

>>4764254
egypt?

>>4767353
Thanks.
I looked it up and I think it's something I would enjoy.
I even know an eastern European import grocery near me so I can probably get my hands on authentic Kvass.

>>4767383
just be careful not every kvas is suited for okroshka you will be facing trial and error.

>>4767392
I'll try to make a tasty base soup without the Kvass first and I'll add some to a "research batch" to see how it it works out.
I'm going into unknown territory here but that's what makes it fun.

>>4767392
I've tried Kvass once and it was pretty interesting. Be up for trying more, but I have no idea which brands. I'll ask the Russian grandma at the import grocery, but I'd be interested in your opinion.

Since we're all adults here and realize the USA is about the same as Europe in landmass and sovereign states in the USA are comparable to nations in Europe, guess which state I'm from

Other people from the USA are welcome to do the same.

>>4767457
WA bro?

>>4767462
Yeah, I love wild salmon.

The salmon in the pic isn't cooked right though, couldn't find one that really looked like the kind we have here.

>>4763916

>>4763916
Danmark
>>4763988
Scotland
>>4764086
Portugal?
>>4764091
?
>>4764137
Greece?
>>4764157
From South America?
>>4764177
Maybe Makedonia?
>>4764254
Crotaia?
>>4764259
Hungary?
>>4764424
England?
>>4764546
From South America somewhere?
>>4764622
Pakistan?
>>4764823
Baltic?
>>4764827
Holland(because of the flowers)?
>>4764832
your national dish is a cupcake? Switzerland maybe?
>>4764851
Morocco?
>>4764876
Wailes?
>>4764898
Italy?
>>4764967
Faroe Islands?
>>4764976
Cuba?

>>4767478
man you're terrible

>>4767338

which settings? I went to internet options but i just see home page and some other stuff that isn't about pictures

>>4767451
well to be honest in my home country Ukraine we treat class like self made liquor or Borsh. Every family has its own recipe and the culture is about tasting each others creation and sharing tipps to make better liquor, borsh, kvas.

People rarely buy Kvas from the grocery store because they are more similiar to soda. You see, real kvas is actually more of a slightly sweet beer. Its brewed with special yeast and has added taste from dark bread for the main part.
The grocery store kvas however is usually done with some bread-like cheap aroma and the taste is covered by sugar.

I guess what Im trying to say is when you try to find a good Kvas, think of it more as a beer than a soda drink to find good taste, and that there is no ultimate kvas but the variety is the actual hook.

put a little wooooop!

and there you go

>>4767382

ding ding ding

>>4763916
>open sandwich
Denmark
>Mayonaise on fishfilet
>Cucumber on æggesaladt
You're a disgrace

>>4763916
I don't know, guys. Looks like scrapple on the bottom to me....Pennsylvania?

>>4767603
It's not scrapple, it's bread.

USA, but guess my state. Pretty easy.

>>4767623
Poland

that feel when I live in the Midwestern US and my state food is McDonalds and trailer trash spaghetti

>>4767623
NY

>>4766789

>fried pizza

I no longer feel bad about being american

even our state fairs wouldn't stock a travesty like this

>>4767285

>seoulfood.org in the corner

>>4767457

Given this same logic, guess my state

>>4764976
If It's coconut sauce then my guess would be Baracoa Cuba.
If not I would say definitely not cuba, they have never heard of something like sauce, only dry meat rice and moros y cristianos.

>>4765103
Implying ther aren't Cubans outside of cuba..

>>4767804
fried cheese curds from wisconsin?

>>4764846

Actually, it does look a hell of alot like ham salad, with ham where the taters would be. My dad said he used to eat the shit out of it in the 50s/60s.

>>4764844
Russia?

>>4764976

nigga that's obviously ropa vieja. Nicaragua.

>>4765152

La belle province.

>>4767731
It's called sketti 'n butter.

>>4767878
Fuck you Quebec.

>>4764110
mother fuckin butter tarts up in this bitch, nice...

Not a country so guess the "state".

>>4764844
Sup!

>>4767734
No

>>4767944

not to get too off topic, but he really had it coming.

>>4767952
Oh, most certainly he did.

>>4767952
>>4767954
I couldn't even watch 30 minutes of the Herzog documentary. That scene with him in the river slapping the bear on the nose.

>>4767623
Jersey!
Mah nigga
Pork roll egg & cheese on an everything bagel with salt pepper & ketchup is the breakfast of champion hangovers

>>4766686
>>4766688

Poland? Silesia?

>>4767944
So who is this guy and what did he do?

i'm sure it's obvious, but what state?

>>4768427
NC

>>4768435
of course

>>4763916

>>4768427

Hell yea NC bro.

Guess.

>>4768409
That's a bingo!

>>4768513
Mongolia?

Easiest in whole thread.

>>4768596
well fuck i forgot pic

>>4768596
Oh, I've got this one!

Liberia or D.R Congo

>>4768599
Taco Bell?

>>4767824
>implying butthurt Miami Cubans are actual Cubans

they should post a hamburger

>>4768599

JAMAICA

>>4764101
I nominate Barbecue. Not like "throw shit on the grill" but motherfucking smoke the everloving fuck out of some pork shoulder for a god damn century and slather it in good barbecue sauce. It's essentially our most complex dish and if I were to reccomend something that other people would have a difficult time imitating that would be it.

>>4765416
Indonesia

>>4768711
american exceptionalism at its worst here

>>4768727
winrar

>>4768729
Other countries smoke things, no shit, but american bbq has a very unique flavor and there are so many variations of it that are distributed by state. It has it's own culture in our country, I really can't think of any other quintessential american food that has as many different interpretations.

>>4768754
>american bbq has a very unique flavor
Smoke and HFCS?

>>4768757
>this is what somebody actually thinks
top lel

>>4768784
>what is a troll post

>>4768587
No man. That's the best barbeque you'll ever eat and from the american continent.

Different anon, and I have a pretty good idea what that dish is.
>>4767349
(annoyed) I added 4chanx to chromium and now i don't get those damned reverse google links for pics. Only good thing of 4chanx is the archive.

>>4767915
arrancini

>>4767930
dublin coddle.

>>4768854
Br? Br?

gibe mi bbq pls

This should be pretty easy. Guess the state.

>>4764592
mämmi. Lying sack of crap.

guess it

>>4769337

a plate of vomit could only come from a desolate eastern european country. estonia?

>>4769363
france

>>4769363

>rice
>port-a-potty slop with civet beans

I'm guessing you live in a country where people hate food

>>4769369
nop

>>4764136
in the back of the picture you wan see Wendys wallpaper.

There are a few Wendys/Tim Hortons owned rest stops along freeways in Canada...

>>4769368

Nope, American state

>>4769363
Iran
>dat parsley
>dat saffron rice

Im surprised people have trouble with this one...

>>4769363
>dat shaker full of sumach in the background

>>4769390
i meant people have trouble with this one

>>4769387
yeah! dat saffron basmati

>>4769393
india or pakistan?

>>4769390
vietnam?