/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>scarred for life from some maggots

Look at this pussy. Look at him and laugh.

>>4756432

You've eaten maggots, OP. Everyone has at some point. There were once pieces of maggots in your mouth, down your throat and in your stomach. And there will be again.

>mixing myself a drink
>pour some tequila in a glass, grab a mini-bottle of pepsi I had been drinking earlier off my desk as a mixer
>open it up, dump the remainder of the pepsi in my drink
>drink most of the drink
>look into my cup
>What's that?
>grab mysterious substance out of my cup
>Is that... Is that mold?
>oh god
>I made a mistake
>oh god
The bottle I had been drinking was actually on top of the dresser, the one I grabbed was one that was partially hidden by my monitor. Don't know how long it was hiding there...

>>4756446
>pouring myself water
>drinking with eyes closed
>open them from tingling spidy sense
>ants swimming in the water and crawling all over the fucking cup

>be visiting Japan
>go to a steakhouse to try this famous kobe beef
>god it smells so damn good
>waiter brings my plate
>mouth watering like a river
>no Quinky sauce

I threw the steak back into the waiters face and stormed out. Now I can't get within 5 meters of a steak.

>>4756453
Iktf bro

>>4756453
So, this is the /ck/ thing for now or what?

>>4756520
Get use to it nigger.

>>4756432
>I almost threw thinking about the utensils. Threw it in the trash bin. I'm now scarred for life.
Squeamish little bitch.

>>4756520
A few people are trying to force it. It'll be over in a couple weeks when they get bored and realize no one is going to reciprocate it.

Maggots are good protein, most cultures have some insects in their cuisine.

>>4756588
>most cultures have some insects in their cuisine.


Yeah, BACTERIA CULTURES.
>but seriously I have nothing against eating insects

>>4756448

Oh god that happened to me once. Fuck.

>make fresh ice water
>do some work for a few minutes
>take the straw in my hand to place in my mouth
>look at straw
>giant earwig nestled inside the straw

I freaked out and dumped the water and tossed the straw.

>morning
>grab donut out of box
>take a bite
>look into box for some reason
>suddenly ants fucking everywhere
>ants on the donut
>probably in my mouth

I hate living in college apartments.

>>4756432

Seriously, if you anything else than 3M Scotch Brite scrubbing pads with sponges for anything else than scrubbing you're a complete pleb and should be wiped off the surface of the Earth.

You wash dishes with a cloth. A dish cloth.

That's just absolutely revolting.

>>4757804
calm down

>>4756453
I still don't get how this whole thing started.

>>4757804
dude... you DRY dishes with a dish cloth.

Are you a complete moron?

>>4757863

Fuck you.

>>4757895
>Social
Come on, go take a walk and calm the fuck down

>>4757872
How did so many people miss quinky sauce? It was like three days ago it seems like.

>>4756448
>>4756446

Stop being such slobs jesus

>>4757898

Gonna go get smokes a bit later, probably-maybe.

>>4756435
That's nothing, one time I stood on a slug barefoot.
Just this morning I stood on a small piece of dismembered mouse that my cat brought in...