/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Mmmmm, this makes me hungry

>>4723117

http://www.yummly.com/recipe/Carrot_pineapple-Salad-My-Recipes?columns=4&position=1%2F26
this stuff, holy shit
could've sworn I've seen another one of these recipes call for mayo

>>4723117
Food gore, you say?

Food gore... quite literally.

>>4723596
the fuck am I lookin at?

>>4723626
I've seen worse.

Some guy actually posted a rushed recipe on /ck/ of a cake for his sister's birthday. He fucking used tartar sauce instead of cream of tartar.

>>4723611
That's cake. The ribs are made of white chocolate, and the organs are just cake with fondant and painted like that.

>>4723611
a cake with a stupid fondant decoration
don't you know that novelty cakes are all the rage now

>>4723649
Oh yeah I remember that. He didn't have baking soda, right?

Any pre 2000 British cookbook will give you great material for this thread. 1970s British cooking is like ultragore though. You've been warned.

>>4723761
I think so. But goddamn, tartar sauce? That stuff usually has chunks of pickles in it.

>>4723814
Wat

>>4723117

Did you even ever have an aspic? They're not so bad.

Here's a Coquille Saint-Jacques, however.

>>4723594
>>4723117

Samefag is jelly.

>>4723937
are you implying a coquille saint jaques is bad in any form? God, the jelly hate maymay is already stupid but that takes the cake.

>>4723535
where can i find food like this

>>4723948

How about jewel-box SPAM?

>>4723958
>food therapy
my sides

Fish balls are disgusting.

>>4723953
montenegro

>>4723138
lold

>>4723594
Srsly wtf is this i can't figure it out.

>>4724278
looks like chopped banana with dulce de leche

>>4724400
this

>>4724400
oh shit oh shit oh shit

balutnigger here
>ice cream on a fucking hamburger bun

>>4724367
can you read?

>>4724387

it's kike feed

keeps em racis

>>4724400
I don't get it.

Please explain.

>>4724498
the ketchup looks like BLOOD

>>4723594
Chum salmon jaw.
Herring is their preferred food in the ocean so I'm guessing that they caught a salmon in with their herring and it just made it all the way through the process.

>>4724460
I cant be the only one that thinks this has potential.
Amerifat here.

Do you want me to dump my folder?

>>4724753
Step down, son.

>>4724759
I would probably eat that.

>>4724761
You disgust me.

>>4724763
Well I made >>4724753 so I'm not surprised.

>>4724767
No uncooked pizza looks good. No idea what the green paste is, but otherwise it looks acceptable. The idea of food gore is horrific combinations or horribly poor ingredients.

>>4723598
Haggis is delicious you cunt.

>>4724772
It's fishy tomato sauce, spaghetti wrapped in a lasagna pocket,marshmallows, cheeto dust, and frosted flakes soaked in blue water.

>>4723598
I'd eat the shit out of that if I could get it here in burgerland

>>4724778
Oh. You should have specified. I assumed it was mozzarella, tomato, onion, peppers and cheddar.
I guess you can stay

>>4724782
Some of my model PAINT isn't that white, what the hell is in there?

>>4725546
Mashed potatoes.

And titanium oxide.

>>4724915

"German sausage. Everything else is cheese."

I don't get it.

I'll dump until I feel like stopping

>>4725564

>>4725560
basically means everything else is crap, just NONOFFENSIVE

>>4724772
Dude. That pic. When I was growing up, my mom always made pear halves with a dab of Hellmann's mayo in the center, topped with shredded sharp cheddar cheese. IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS. I SHIT YOU NOT. Would eat anytime.

Snake wine

>>4725631
How the hell did they fit the snake through the neck of the bottle?

>>4723600
No...
NO...
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>4725662
the hood contracts

>>4725631
That is good, but strong-ass shit. Do not be scared children.

>>4724749

>>4723600

>>4723584
NO
>>4723600
NOOOOOO

>>4725631
not sure if want

>>4724460

tangina mo pre sarap kaya nyan

>>4724551
>Chum salmon jaw
Thankyou! That was driving me nuts

>>4724470
>thatisnotherringareyoudumb

>>4725977
those sick fucks.
canadians who put ketchup on kraft dinner will be first against the wall when the revolution comes

>>4725566

What are you supposed to put in the middle?

>>4726011
Looks like shredded cabbage. So.. coleslaw?
Sauerkraut would be delicious in there.

>>4726017

Yeah that's on the top, but does it go all the way down? Is the sausage cylinder hollow?

>>4725977
that actually looks pretty good in an artistic sense. As a food item? No.

>>4724734
They sell ice cream between sliced bread where I'm from for only a dollar, and they're fucking delicious. I don't see why it won't work with hamburger buns.

>>4725560
>I don't get it.
"Cheese" in that context means "Nonsense".
It's a German thing. That pic is not real either, it's from a political satire magazine. But some people here actually drink the water from canned sausage, sometimes mixed with booze.

>>4726052
Vegemite is fucking delicious. Not even Australian.

>>4726658
Based you

>>4725562
Is the joke that the Miracle Whip looks like cum?

what is miracle whip?

>>4726771
shitty imitation mayonnaise

>>4725566

fuck, sorry I got distracted by various people and couldn't post more.

Continuing now.

>>4726900

>>4726901

>>4726903

>>4726904

>>4726907

>>4726910

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>>4726915

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>>4726925

It's beautiful.

>>4726928

>>4726927

This picture posted now is my personal favorite.

>>4724278
Yeah, if you use shitty crab sauce. Fish balls in dill sauce with rice is best pleb food.

>>4726930

>>4726935

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>>4726942

I forgot how disgusting some of these truly are.

>>4726944

Can someone tell me what the fuck was with the obsession of putting all your food into gelatin back in the day? It's like every magazine had a contest to see who could fit the most disgusting thing into a jello mold.

>>4726945

>>4726946

Part marketing, part housewives having time to actually do that shit.

>>4726946
I refuse to believe anybody actually did this and just keep telling myself it was all a poorly conceived marketing campaign.

>>4726949

Ok, here's my last one, love to know a website that has more if anyone finds out.

>>4726953

I-it looks like c-cream cheese full of brussel sprouts...

>>4726955

If I'm not mistaken, it's also in the gelatin and on top of white sandwich bread.

>>4726949
>7-up gives your gravy an unusual flavor
Unusual? Well I'm sold!

Does anyone even use aspic anymore?

>>4725560
german humor.

>>4725564
Someone show /fit/

I remember my grandmother making a ton of things in jello molds and gelatin. I always found it utterly disgusting

>>4726564
> sausage water stronk!

>>4725998
>>4726045

I do this on occasion with sharper mac and cheese. Kraft is a bit too sweet for it.

The acidity of the tomato mixes well with the cheese as well as noodle.

Sometimes I go a bit ghetto and cut up some hotdogs and put them in there, as well.

I'm American.

>>4726924
That one actually looks good

Personal favorite.

You forgot the best one.

>>4726925
>buy our shit-tier, low quality meats that would usually go to Animal Feed!

someoneatethis.tumblr.com

>>4725546
I had a good laugh from this. Thank you anon.

>>4727183
>killme.jpg

>>4726904
>food in cans are so nutritious and convenient

i can't

>>4726952
my mother still makes gelatin dishes for big family get togethers
granted, they're almost always fruit but my great g-maw would put shredded carrots into orange jell-o
I think it was still a relatively new idea (and maybe the average American's answer to French pate and tartares?)

>>4725771
WE WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN

>>4727183
I want to try it out of sheer curiosity
is that weird

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>Reality

>>4727270
>>4727230
A well made gelatin desert or Aspic can actually be very good, the trick is you have to not use Jello brand and not have a beginner chef making it

>>4727206
while most looks horrific, some of it look like bland, average food, and small part is he clearly being "ough, I don't know what it is, icky" or "I don't like this, yuck"

>>4726949
I fail to see the problem with this one. Basting ham with sweet pop is actually a very good way of offsetting the usually salty nature of country style hams.

>>4726928
Jesus FUCKING Christ that's horrible.

>>4726903
>condensed celery soup

White people, pls.

>>4727101
Oh lawsy

I don't even want to have a tongue anymore.

>>4724734
we're on our way

Everyone in this thread is a faggot, this whole thread is just about making fun of the past. As if you are all so superior to people in the 50s 60s and 70s, you are not. In 50 years people on cooking forums or whatever the fuck will exist then will make fun of your food fads too. These were just peope doing the best with what they had and trying to make something that appealed to them. Sorry you can't understand that tastes change

Avocaodos?
Fucking yuck, yogurt, fucking yuck, sushi 2/10 would not eat what sort of pleb eats that shit, meat, not thanks

Quit thinking you are so superiour because you are not and stop bumping this shitty assed privileged thread

>>4727625
Baby boomer pls go.

>>4727625
Baby boomer pls go.

>>4727625
>and stop bumping this shitty assed privileged thread

I hope you're ready for all the bumps this thread will get when everyone comes in to laugh at how mad you are.

>>4726946

It was popular because it allowed people to stretch ingredients. Like, using half a can of tuna to make 4-6 servings of tuna salad. It's basically soup in solid form, so if you're poor you can use a lot less vegetable or meat or fruit or whatever and still have it seem like you have a full meal. Even though it's kind of gross.

>>4727625
Yogurt and avocados have been staples for centuries, if not millennium. If you want to talk about current trends go with bacon (the current version of jello molds), red velvet breading on fried foods, and foams.

>>4727692
>trends
>bacon

Oh god what the f...

>read last few comments

Oh. Time to hide another thread.

>>4725562
>meatloaf recipe
>calls for mayo instead of eggs as a binder
>"gore"

The only food gore in that picture is the horrible goddamn plate and crinkle-cut beets.

>>4727697
Bacon itself is fine, but when you've got people making bacon vodka, bacon shakes, chocolate covered bacon, bacon loaf, and generally sticking bacon in any dish they can without regards to whether or not fits, it's excessive.

>>4724400
nigga don't you dare mess with my 3 am after-working-3-night-shifts-plus-a-consecutive-day-shift breakfast

>>4727720
I think the final straw for me in the bacon retardation was the bar that basically passes around satellite-dish-sized platters of bacon as "bar food" rather than pretzels or peanuts.

>>4727742
Is all that they serve bacon or is it just one item on the menu?

>>4727761
It's all they served, if I recall the show correctly. They didn't have a menu. Just rather than dishes of pretzels or peanuts at the bar, they had big goddamn bacon troughs.

>>4727799
Wiping off all that grease must be a bitch and a half.

>>4727101

Clearly a dick.

>>4725631
Eh, I'd drink it.

>>4726901

>>4726901
esguage and

ITT: jesus christ aspic is terrifying.

>>4727301
NSFW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo

>>4729067
It can actually be done in an appealing manner...these however are all horrible.

>>4725693

I feel like if I had any open wounds in my mouth while drinking it, I'd die

>>4725693
I somehow have the feeling i would end up getting really drunk then trying to dissect the snake

>>4723649
>>4723761

>>4727183
Mr. Aspic has eyes and a long bendy nose.

>>4725631
i really want to try this but i'm not sure i could

>>4727692
>>don't forget the gay bacon strips

>>4725566
>OPs_wedding_cake.jpg

>>4729107

>>4725693
Omega-tier waste alcohol and dead animals. Good joke.

>>4724915
This is actually from the "Titanic" magazine. They make fun of germans for a living. Well and other things. This one says "found the leak" :D

>>4724778
Wait a sec...
/mlp/ right?

>>4723535
What on EARTH?

>people who only eat pizza and burgers act grossed out by food made with vegetables

all the fucking time.

>>4725977
Fuck you man

Home-made mac and cheese with some ketchup is Great Old One tier delicious

Dunno about Kraft though

>>4729073
>that CONSTANT hot'n'heavy breathing
>that greasy sweat coating on his brow
>that unintelligible speech

ITT:

Fanny Craddock's crimes against food.

>>4723953
China

>>4727363
ye, I do mine with dr. pepper

>>4727291

>>4727664
Tumblr baby boomer pls go.

>>4728823

Clearly a candle

>>4723117
At first glance, I thought the highlights were safety pins embedded inside of a stretched tomato skin. The reality wasn't much less terrifying.

>>4729181
The snake venom is what tempers the alcohol though.

>>4726945

I want to make that, bread it, then fry it.

>>4726935
Meh, the 7UP jello could be good.

The SALAD DRESSING? Not so much.

>>4724749
this is actually not terrible

>>4724759
Wtf is this some crazy cheese dip?

>>4723535
What the FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOOOOOOU?! No matter how much I see it, it gets me every fucking time. BAN HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM