/ck/ - Food & Cooking

mayonnaise salads
spam
lots of things piled together on a plate and all covered with the same gravy

they don't really know how to food very well.
I had pork cooked in what I was told was a hawaiian style, it was pulled right off the pig. meat was sickeningly sweet, this was almost 20 years ago and it still haunts my dreams

>>4647511

high fat content

Because "native" hawaiians are large ass pacific islanders who like to put mayo in everything, even rice.

because the Plate Lunch was born of a picnic-cuisine mentality, and Macaroni Salad is a popular picnic staple as it can be made in large quantities ahead of time and transported in your standard picnic cooler.

Because WWII/military bases and 50s culture, meaning shelf stable dogfood.

Since Hawaii is an island cut off from long food commerce, this factor is important.

>>4647511

'cause I need muh ono kine starch brah

>>4647511


starch

fat

mmm....

>>4647559

The idea of titty-fucking him is giving me the weirdest boner

>>4647572

I know it's hard to resist him (sexually), but don't talk about Iz that way.

You know I actually like spam

>>4647581

You do know - you're picturing your dick shooting onto those big meaty tits, and as you pull away with a rope of semen still between you he just whispers 'maholo'

>>4647583
Same here. Love them with eggs or on some white rice.

>>4647588

We all have those thoughts; we don't all vocalize them.

>>4647583
It's good every once in a while, but if I had it more than once every two or three months I would get very sick of it.

>>4647601

>>4647609

>implying YOU have a topless iz folder

>>4647617

I do, but it's a little . . . .sticky

>>4647511
I'm not from Hawaii but damn this is a favorite/mostly present in Filipino parties too. I've been avoiding them since I was a kid, but damn do I want some right now.

Used to be - and still is - that Hawaiians depended a lot on importing food from the mainland, especially during wartime when population was swelling. Thing is, in years of less sophisticated preservation and refridgeration, the repertoire was pretty limited, so mayo-laden macaroni salad popped up in several places at the same time as eggs, oil and dry mac were well-keeping materials. Heck, if we go further into odd food trends borne out of American food aid, even Germans gobble up mayo-laden potato and pasta salads, and curry-powder laden ketchup with sausages due to post-war food aid, some Italians say pasta carbonara was born out of servicemen's excess eggs and bacon, Koreans hoard spam like it was made of gold, and the Japanese have funny numbers like their local "spaghetti Napolitana" which is actually spag, ketchup and hot dog all originating from either food aid or then the need to invent something the American servicemen will eat without bitching.

>>4647511
I think they really like mayo and fatty spreads.

>>4647663
Is traditional Hawaiian food...healthier? What does it consist of other than rice and pork.

>>4647519
This shit

The Polynesian islands are full of fat fucks

And America owns a whole group of them

Double whammy

>>4648086
Archaic food tends not to be health food. Back before there was such a thing as an overabundance of cheap, fairly high-quality food, overeating wasn't considered to be a frequent occurrence. As such, archaic food includes a lot of high-calorie recipes that we would typically avoid today. Add also that they didn't have cars--etc.

>>4650437
>Add also that they didn't have cars--etc.
>one object, etc

you people are literally as bad as literally hitler

It's like other cultures go out of their way to choose the most disgusting foods to borrow from the USA.

>>4647606
this

>>4650444
>someone didn't give three strong examples
>criticize them and only compare them to one example