/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just give her the meat injection and tell her she's not vegan anymore.

>vegan
>food

vegans shit twice as much as normal people and fart on average 4x more
they are also more prone to mental illness

>>4631365
How do people like you make it through life? Seriously, your cancerous ilk is an intellectual cancer in the entire world. Just end yourself you complete, dense autist. How is a diet indicative of being "prone" to mental illness. Holy shit. What a godamn retarded mongoloid.

bumping for advie

vegans tough with the lack of dairy, hopefully your grocery store has some vegan baked goods. Then you've got fruits and vegetables, grains, legumes. There's soy milk and almond milk, and vegetable oil is still useable. So still got fries, and onion rings, fried pickles. Roasted vegetables:potatoes, carrots, broccoli, onions, tomatos. Speaking of tomatoes you got salsa and chips.

>>4631385
herpady derpady dooo!!!!

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22676203

>>4631541

Fucking told.

>>4631541
I'm sorry, I see you are right and I wish to apologize for my earlier comment about your intelligence. It was wrong of me and I see that now. I sincerely hope that you accept my apology and know that I have learned from this experience.

I have these moments where I lash out at other people for the slightest of things. Usually strangers, but sometimes I do it to those I love. It has caused complications in various relationships in my life. I'm getting help. My therapist believes it stems from the time my uncle took me on a fishing trip for a weekend. Just me and him. I cried a lot and have never really come to full terms with what happened.

Again I am so sorry for what I said and I see that you were and fact right and are not an intellectual cancer.

>>4631357
Bro, trust me on this, fuck her and leave her. Unless you're willing to completely give yourself to her vegan lifestyle you won't have a relationship with her.

Make some seasoned fries and vegetable skewers

>>4631562
We're not going to be living together or anything, I just want to be able to cook her something every once in a while. No way would I get serious with someone with such an unreasonable diet.

>>4631567
>this meal is gonna get me laid

Alright then. No need to obfuscate it with bullshit.

>>4631570
>obfuscate

Thank you for restoring my faith in human vocabulary. You used an uncommon word correctly. I actually get made fun of at work for this.

>>4631567
Okay, but you better expect to not be in a relationship with her at all. The way these girls seem to work is they shower you with "it's not offensive to me, my diet just works for me" and then whenever you talk about your diet or eat in front of them they just look at you like you're literally shit.

>>4631559
What the Hell...

>>4631559
did someone just apologize on the internet...

>>4631582
>>4631690
>being this gullible and naive
Please think before you embarrass yourselves like this.

>>4631357
>tldr; how 2 vegan cooking
How to Google.

But seriously dude, never thought of stir-fried veg with rice? Pasta with a tomato sauce? Both regular everyday food, both acceptable dishes for a vegan.

>>4631989
Here's a basic stir-fry to get you started:
onion
ginger, finely chopped
garlic, finely chopped or crushed
broccoli or celery
carrot
Chinese leaf or wilted cabbage
light soy sauce
toasted sesame oil
five-spice powder if you can get it, white pepper, fennel seed and cinnamon if you can't
a little sugar
maybe a pinch of salt

The rice should be cooking while you prep your veg, there's plenty of time even with white rice (more time if you use brown).

Chop the veg into pieces approximately the same size, but the carrot can be sliced more thinly if you like. If you want to give it a head start microwave it for a short time just before use.

If you don't have a wok and a good gas burner, you want to pre-heat a good heavy pan until it's very hot (so not a Teflon-coated pan). Whatever ring or burner you're cooking on should be at its highest setting throughout the cooking. Pour in 2 tbsp of a cooking oil with a high smoke point to the wok/pan. Peanut oil is traditional, but hard to get and expensive. Rapeseed oil works well, so does sunflower oil. Don't use olive oil.

When the oil just starts to smoke (should be nearly immediately if the pan is hot enough) put the onion, garlic and carrots in and stir like crazy. After maybe 30 seconds add all of the rest of the veg and the garlic. Continue stirring — remember, this is a stir-fry, the food shouldn't sit still in the pan.

After maybe 1-2 minutes of cooking add a pinch of five-spice (or a mix of the spices listed) and the sugar, stir for a few seconds just to mix well then add a couple of dashes of soy and stir some more. You can take the pan off the heat now. Taste a bit of the veg, a bit bland sprinkle on a pinch of salt. Now add the toasted sesame oil to taste, if you're not used to the flavour add just a dash, two at the most. If you like it a lot like many Chinese cooks do you can add quite a bit, maybe as much as a teaspoon.

Portion the rice onto two warm plates, veg on top, enjoy.

http://www.christinacooks.com/

You're welcome.

What? Last restaurant where I worked, every single muslim was a vegetarian.

>>4631541
#rekt

>>4631989
>pasta without eggs
absolutely disgusting

HER HEAD IS SO RECTANGULAR

what is half-black?

>>4632815
That's what a lack of proper nutrition will do to you.