/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hamburger and soda

the white russian. Every fucker I've ever seen order one has been doing it "ironically", and has made some fucking big lebowski joke about the fucking rug or something.

Pizza and Beer

>What is the most hipster food in existence?
Avocados
>What is the most hipster drink in existence?
Mocha frappuchino

Alinea

>>4602930
>mocha frappacino

Agreed!

>>4602930
avocados I'll give you but mocha frabbuchino specifically is for suburban girls just say starbucks for hipstars

>>4602928
I'm so sorry for you.

>>4602928
Yeah that shit's pretty annoying. White Russians are good though, but I find them way too heavy for when I really want to drink.
Plus just make that shit a Mudslide; tastes like a milkshake anways might as well go all the way and have fun.

>What is the most hipster food in existence?
Sushi
>What is the most hipster drink in existence?
Mojitos

>>4602945
these are rich artist hipsters

right now its avocados or Sriracha sauce

>>4602915

Tapas. Any. Especially fucking "cornflake crusted fried chicken"

Fernet branca

sriracha sauce
corn nuggers
chimichurri
arugula/goat cheese combos

All mainstays at the local hipster restaurant here.
And it's the best fucking joint in town.

>>4602965
no this is rich bro food

the drink is probably either something from starbucks or some really bad tasting homemade shit that's trending

>What is the most hipster food in existence?
>What is the most hipster drink in existence?
you've never heard of them

>>4603044
beat me to it

This thread just shows how meaningless your term 'hipster' is. Essentially people have responded with whatever the latest resturaunt trends are, as though whatever is trending must also be 'hipster'.

I am going to say...
Gourmet sandwiches and PBR

>>4603070
you are v. right and I'm glad you brought up trends because I'd like to talk about how trendy radishes are right now

>>4603070
Or even the burgers and soda post. If you like, say, mostly mathcore, shoegaze, and trip-hop, but blast Katy Perry in the car, you'll be accused of doing it ironically.

Fancy gourmet hamburgers, pic related is a burger restaurant, the hipster hive in my town.

As for drinks, probably chai tea.

Growing up in a Mexican household I never thought of avocados as a hipster food.

>>4602915
Gourmet grilled cheese out of a food truck.

>>4603070
Do you not understand the term hipster?

>>4603191
omg lol enlighten us

Pho & IPA's

>>4603167
That just looks like a goodwill store with a kitchenette in it. I do not like it sir.

ethiopian food should be the next big hipster thing b/c it is so delicious

This hipster nonsense is so stale, are the majority of you people from the 3rd world? Anybody got any fresh polack jokes? In soviet russia, hipster probably never heard of it...haha!

entree: organic home grown sprouts seasoned with himalayan pink salt and rose petal vinegar
main course: organic tofu salad with extra mild sriracha
drink: fair trade soy latte
dessert: organic avocado macarons

>>4603203
You don't like it. Therefore hipsters automatically like it because it's different.

>>4603196
>omg lol

Ugh I fucking hate neo /ck/

>>4603247
>neo /ck/
Please stay in /v/.

>>4603253
Why dont u make u me stupid fucking faggot face lelmaster

>>4603191

These days it refers to literally any person you don't like.

I would say if we're talking about the indie/hipster girls who like free range organic pescatarian burt's bees modcloth stuff then the answer is

>hummus and pomegranate juice

but I mean, people really use hipster to mean just about anything. And to say a hipster likes something doesn't mean regular people don't. You might say "coffee" or "tofu" but plenty of people eat/drink that and it's not 'hipster food.' Pink salt is pretentious yuppie shit, not hipster. Hipsters are more likely to dumpster dive or grow their own vegetables depending on urban or rural. The whole point is to be poor, cultured, and environmentally conscious with a vintage style.


Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some non-israeli hummus to eat. I'm all our of surimi so I can't have a salad. Thankfully I've got some greek yogurt too.

>>4602930
>>4602935

Avocados are far too mainstream for hipsters. You've probably never heard of the food they like, it's real indy.

>>4603207

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food?

>Neither have they

>>4603271
>grow their own vegetables

>growing your own food is hipster now

Kill me

>>4603274
Ha, thats funny because hipsters are obscure and stuff :-]

>>4602951
>>4602970
>>4603235
>>4602956

why does /ck/ hate sriracha all a sudden? on reddit they still like it and theres posts all the time on it.

>>4603290


Did you even read what I said? "Just because hipsters do something doesn't mean everyone who does it is a hipster." (paraphrasing)

Hipsters like doing things that seem environmentally friendly, they like being different, they like fresh/local/organic stuff, and they tend towards vegetarian/vegan diets. Growing their own vegetables fits pretty well. And as I said, it does not mean everyone who does that is a hipster.

Or even that being a hipster is a bad thing.

>>4603302
I like sriracha mayo.

>>4603302

/ck/ lives under a rock and things whatever is 'suddenly' popular is hipster.

>>4603302
Maybe you haven't been paying attention. /ck/ has despised sriracha for a long, long time. It's the ultimate condiment for tasteless food.

>>4603303

> they like being different,

This. Hipsters are the people who will do anything, no matter how pointless, inane, retarded, or annoying, in order to seem different from us plebeians. They think "different" is inherently good, because they're retarded. As a result, they're almost exclusively Obama voters.

Or they would be, but voting is too mainstream. You've probably never heard of the political activities they like to engage in. They're kind of obscure, like votecoretrash.

>>4603311

>mfw about to go to pho
>haven't been in a long time
>only time I ever use sriracha
>just a drop in the soup
>been doing this for 15 years

oh no i better get back to tumblr or ..whatever.. I'm a.. hipsteeeer

>plastic rim glasses
>most of my clothes are heather grey or taupe
yea dawg..

>>4603314

As mean and stereotypical as this is, it's actually the most accurate description in the thread.

And it kind of describes most of /ck/, if not 4chan as a whole. "fucking plebs" etc. >liking the dark knight ugh

The key is not to let it get you down. Embrace it. Because really, who the hell cares.

>>4603329
no no it wasn't the most accurate description in this thread

Anyone remember these? Glad the stupid fad is done with. Shit was terrible here in /ck/

>>4603344

is that sriracha-infused salt?

>>4603344
PINK HIMALAYAN ROCK SALT.
PLEASE NO BRING IT BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

>>4603253
I've never even been to /v/ you neo piece of shit.

>>4603307
>sriracha mayo

MAH NIGGA

>>4603314
It's the same with you idiots. You think just because people love ketchup that you can't even put it on fucking hot dogs for fucks sake.

>>4603326
Shut up you asian loving little shit

>>4603380

I do dabble in the weaboo. But mostly I just love the food.

Like I said, though, I haven't been to pho in a really long time. I only go once a year or so, because my fiancé doesn't care for it and we moved away from the 'good one.' Goin' tonight tho with mi madre and my cousin.

Gonna be good.

>not liking sriracha anymore because it's "too mainstream"
Whose the hipster now?

>>4603422

A lot of /ck/, basically.

waitwait you like CHIPOTLE? ugh etc

poutine
chai latte

>>4603397
I bet you can't even pronounce pho without having to look it up.

>>4603475

:\ what..

are you acting like pho is some rare patrician thing now too?

My laosian friend taught me to say it when I was 12, when I first heard of it, so, yea I can say it. Or at least, I say it the way we always have. Like, "Fah" sort of. But a lot of people say it like Foe. I don't really care if people say things wrong.

Why are you being mean? You're mad because you think I say pho wrong, when you don't even know? I don't understand what's happening.

>>4602930
Latinos about disagree with you on the avocados thing, but mocha frappuchinos make sense.

>>4603044

>>4603482
You only eat it because you're obsessed with asian anything. Hence you are a terrible little shit.

this thread is embarrassing.

if u dont like the same food everyone else likes u r a hipster xD

Kombuchan or however you fucking spell it
that shitty tea made from fermented mushrooms & way too much ginger

>>4603529

..what?

I'm eating it tonight because my mom and cousin are meeting me at work to go to dinner and I don't want outback and my mom doesn't like kebabs, and the really good pho place is just around the corner and I haven't been in a while.


why are you bein so mean

pho's not even that weird.. they have it everywhere and everyone eats it, it's like saying I only eat hummus cuz I like middle eastern anything. I like it cuz my grandma used to have it out for snacks and I liked it

stahp being mean

>>4603529
>>>/b/

Since when were avocados hipster? They're common as fuck.

>>4603561

people don't know what hipster means, don't worry about it.

>>4603561
obviously, people on here dont get out much, or live in a really lame area (the southern US states, pretty much ALMOST every state between California and New York) so they have no idea what they are talking about besides the internet

Quinoa and beer. Every hipster I know brags about eating quinoa, and beer is probably hit with "it's popular so it sucks" harder than any other drink.

ramps

kombucha

>>4603577
Fuck you, the South kicks major ass. The only part of this country that truly sucks is the midwest.

putting ice in soda
wearing jeans
the new sugar free chewing gum
long hippie hair
chop suey and other yellow man foods
macaroni and other wop foods
cabbage
hoppin john
anything brought by pale face
putting capsicum on the flesh of turkey
abalone that has been pounded to make it tender
honey
fruit that requires climbing to pick
ugh
ugga mug wup
screeech!

>>4603591
we in the midwest have Tallgrass, barbecue, and good meth. try again.

>>4603596
(barbecue applying primarily to Missouri, specifically the KC area)

>>4603591

Get fucked cottonpicker. The west coast is the region that truly a shit.

captcha: taxida Pawnshops

That's a pretty good explanation captcha.

>>4603598
West coast has enough coolness to overcome its preponderance of shit heads.
>>4603597
>>4603596
Spoken like someone who has never had good bbq. Y'all can grow shit, I'll give you that, but you can't cook worth a damn and have no idea what herbs, spices, and the like are.

>>4603598
haha both the midwest and theo south are equally shit. The south is very simple (almost stupid) which is nice and Chicago is great but the west coast is the best. Beautiful weather 80% of any given time, I can go to the mountain, the dessert, the beach and the city all in the same day, wide variety of foods, great marijuana etc. what does the south have crawfish an gators with shitty humid weather? gross. The midwest with the extreme westher and windy, shit food...just pizza? please kiddo

>>4603632
it appears that your education needs work

>>4603634
Great observation, better insult. It really hurt me considering I put out these comments ready for critical response, you must be a clever person and not at all an idiot!

>>4603379

I am not one of these idiots. I'm a halfway well adjusted, omnivorous athlete that doesn't consider something to be a hotdog if it doesn't have ketchup on it.

>>4603482
try not to worry about the trolls
if someone dislikes people who enjoy asian cuisine, you don't really need to try to argue with that kind of mental illness

>>4603632
>I can go to the mountain, the dessert, the beach and the city all in the same day

If you live in a specific spot of land that is convenient for all of that in one day, you're the only person on earth who does. Because it's not, anywhere. And who the fuck would want to... wtf.

>>4603475
>>4603482
>>4604129

>>4604133
Whoa, dude. Did you just go out of your way to mspaint a picture about how mad you are?

>>4604135

Anything you can get at trader joes.

>Expensive cupcakes

>>4603302
>on reddit they still like it and theres posts all the time on it.
>on reddit they still like it
>on reddit
There's you're problem. We're not fucking Reddit. Now please return there.

>>4603302
I find srirancha to be too overpowering a flavor. I use it to save a botched dinner but that's about it.

I'm Vietnamese and I teach all my white friends to say foe for pho, and they believe me. I also say it as foe when we eat out and i like to talk to the waitress in vietnamese while we order to play along with me. Also all the pho you get from around the area is pretty shitty with the stock being too oily or flavorless or gingery so I basically make the best pho around so they believe me even more that I know what I'm talking about. I always smile to myself whenever I hear them correct others its foe. huehuehue

And about the hipster food topic, cupcakes has to be it. They're not even that good or better than regular cakes, use way too much frosting that isn't even distributed like a cake, and yet people have been opening these bullshit shops all over that sell only cupcakes and in 2010 I remember it was particularly bad with the cupcake cookbooks, cupcake shows, cupcake food trucks, etc.

>quinoa
>kale
>designer cupcakes

I rage on the inside when one of my hipster friends tries to introduce others to quinoa or kale. Even if someone has had it before, these hipsters always try to make you feel like you've been duped with an imitation, and they are the ones with the real thing.

>>4604232
Judging by your post, I'm not sure if you or the hipsters wold blow a gasket when I reveal that I grow quinoa and kale at home.

I don't like cupcakes though, icing sucks.

>>4604244

yea my hipster friends would literally s your d if you gave them some of that homegrown.

to think of it, I would should grow some of my own one of these days. Just to get some hipster love.

>>4603632
>implying you can't do all of that, but without the desert because fuck deserts in the South.

Also, the South is very simple? Shit, it's honestly probably one of the most complex regions of the US outside of NYC--and even then it does have an edge on NYC in that the South is actually where the US is a melting pot. In New York and most every other major city, the ethnic groups don't tend to blend together. There's no real influence in Little Italy from China Town. The South on the other hand? Every culture that's had a stake there is represented almost everywhere: Natives, Africans, French, Spanish, English, Scottish, Irish, German, and not to mention the intermediary, intermingled cultures of Mexican, Cuban, Puerto Rican, and Caribbean. The only real exception to this is the Vietnamese and Koreans whose influence is relatively young and tied mainly to the northern Gulf Coast (fishing, yo). No where else in this country do these cultures actually intertwine to the extent that they do in the South. Yes, in other areas they live side-by-side, but they don't intermingle.

And as for variety of foods, when I still lived in central Alabama I was within an hours drive of going to a place that served a legit example of most any culture you care to name's cuisine.

You fuckers need to learn about the South. It ain't the place you keep hearing about. The people ain't the people you think they are.

To be clear, I'm not saying it's perfect and without problems, I'm not a rose-tinted glasses fool, but it is infinitely better than the rest of the country or even world realizes.

>>4604261

SOME parts are better.

Except Florida.

Well, parts of Florida.

Specifically the part I was forced to grow up in.

Fucking Pensacola.

>>4604267
That's a military town so it's officially a blight on the landscape and does not count for or against the region it is in.

Hell, the base there is basically referred to as "penis", so yeah.

>For those who don't know, Pensacola used to be the home of the Blue Angels and is the location of Pensacola Naval Air Station, or P-NAS for short.

>>4603482
LETS DO THIS

I was the first white server this local pho place hired, the owners are cantonese, raised buddhist,
My uncle used to get on my shit about how to pronounce "pho" (it's funny how pretentious single man past his prime and hipster have so much overlap)
Anyway, fact of the matter is no one cares, but here anyway:
"Fah" is how you'll be corrected to say it by anyone who is pretentious enough to care... though I've never really liked this spelling just because the "ah" is so short, I'd spell it more like "Fă"
"Foe" is fucking fine, stfu
"Poe" is how filipinos say it, and they also tip horribly.

I don't think hipsters will necessarily correct you unless they're feeling ornery. I usually got annoying suburban white families who would make a big deal over how the fuck to pronounce it.