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If you could describe the Xbox one and the ps4 as a different meal each, what would they be?

>> No.4564931

No.

>> No.4564933

Not a Pc
Not a Pc

>> No.4564939

Xbone: Filet mignon because it looks nice and plebeians want one, but in reality it's tasteless and any informed person knows it's the bottom of the totem pole

PS4: Butter poached lobster - overhyped, a little complicated, a favorite of elitist faggots but still really fucking delicious

>> No.4564943

>>4564933
This.

>> No.4564945

>>4564933
>>4564943
PC fags would be kraft macaroni because everyone wants one but no one really likes it

>> No.4564947

>>4564945
I think your just mad that my Pc is objectively better than any of the new consoles.

>> No.4564951

>>4564947
I think you're a fat lonely neckbeard who spends his disability checks on video games and doritos and is a massive disappointment to his family

>> No.4564950

The Xbone is a frozen pizza.
The PS4 is a delivery pizza.
PC would be a fully stocked pantry and fridge.

>> No.4564957

>>4564951
o snap.

to answer op's question
xbox one = shit sandwich
ps4 = steak dinner

>> No.4564958

>Xbox: Burger and Fries (the old standard)
>PS4: Chicken wrap (trendy competition)
>PC: Steak, but everyone yells at you for eating it/not eating it enough/ not cooking it properly

>> No.4564961

>>4564951
5'7 120 lbs is hardly fat, if anything I'm under weight.

And disability checks won't pay for a 2.5k PC. However the job I have does and will.

Also dorito's are fucking disgusting.

>> No.4564964

>>4564957

Xbox1 = Shit sandwich, has potentially some good, but its heavily outweighed by the bad.

PS4 = Hamburger, cheap, satisfying, not a bad choice

PC = Steak dinner, expensive, but a much for satsifying experience than a hamburger

WiiU = Sushi, doing its own little thing over than. Good, but not beef.

>> No.4564967

>>4564961
Oh so you're a manlet with an inferiority complex, no girlfriend and a small dick. That explains why you overcompensate with a 2,500 dollar PC, so the other guys will think you're a real man.

>> No.4564973

>>4564967
Not overcompensate. I have enough income to splurge on my interests.

Keep trying to insult me though, just shows that you have an inferiority complex when you have to constantly validate yourself by attempting to put your own shortcomings on to other people.

And how would you know the size of my penis? Are you spying on me? Must take a lonely man to spy on other people like that.

>> No.4564977

>>4564967
Also I make my money with this PC, It would be stupid to not invest into it.

>> No.4564979

>>4564973
The fact that you're responding the way you are proves I'm right. enjoy your life you sad sad little manlet.

>> No.4564981

>>4564979
>The fact that you're responding the way you are proves I'm right.

The fact that you're responding the way you are proves I'm right as well.

>> No.4564985

>>4564967
>2,500 dolla PC
Holy shit, what the fuck kind of PC are you trying to build?

>> No.4564988

>>4564985
Well 600$ on monitors, 100$ on keyboard, 50$ on a mouse. That shit adds up fast.

And again. I make my money from this PC, would be stupid to not invest in it.

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4564991

>>4564947
>>4564961
>>4564973
>>4564977
>>4564981

lol argue harder and maybe it'll make you right and possibly enlarge your penis

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>>4564988

>600 on monitors

>> No.4565002

>>4564991
What's up with everyone on this board projecting their shortcomings onto other people?

>> No.4565003

>>4564999
2 Nice IPS monitors because I need color accuracy.

Made all the money back that I spent on it in a week.

>> No.4565005

>>4565002
>shortcomings
>penis
>"short comings"
I'm stealing that one.

>> No.4565007

>>4565003
You're trying sooooo hard

>> No.4565011

Xbone: $400 worth of food for $500
PS4: $500 worth of food for $400

PC: you can spend as much as you want to get what you want

>> No.4565012

>>4564945

You are fucking literally retarded. Hop on the short bus and go get your NADS membership.

>> No.4565015

>>4564988
>And again. I make my money from this PC, would be stupid to not invest in it.
I hope you have a chair to match it, friend. A nice Herman Miller is a real treat for your ass, no joke.

>mfw Dell U2312HM come out with LED backlighting
muh U2311H CCFLs

>> No.4565018

>>4565015
I got a good deal on u2412's

I have a fairly nice chair I think. It's comfy and does what I need it to.

>> No.4565019

xbox one: gormet tv dinner
ps4: quality frozen pizza

>> No.4565020

-Xbox one is a meal at Amy's Bakery & Co, the pastry looks nice but if you move an inch out of the way you'll get hit in the face and ripped off your money.

-PS4 is a takeaway margherita pizza, not exactly special but good enough and does the job.

-PC is a raw cut of beef from the butcher, top notch, but it won't stop you from fucking it up

-Wii U is you trying to imitate your mother special recipe, can be awesome but you will forget something no matter what.

-3DS is a snack, often sugar coated but deep down you'll prefer to munch on a raw onion and/or anchovies, it's only sold there and your friends wouldn't understand how you can like it.

-PS Vita is this chawarma shack that has been closed due to the spoiled meat they served , still some people can be seen going there. And everyone wonder why.

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>>4564947
>mfw i own a pc that can play every game in existence on ultra on at least 2 monitors

>mfw he is right

seriously the community is tiny

>> No.4565112

>>4564961
>5'7
LOL

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>>4565020
>Implying the 3DS isn't the best handheld out there.

>> No.4565154

>>4564958
Playstation was a console before X-Box was.

>> No.4565232

Xbox One is McDonalds, PS4 is burger king. Same basic shit, just one is a little shittier