/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4520660
cracker barrel at normal times of the day

waffle house when its past 11pm

Cracker Barrel because is the lesser of three evils in my opinion.

Waffle House. At least they aren't trying to fool anyone about what they are.

Cracker Barrel. They have good biscuits and cornbread, and the breakfast foods are good. I like getting that shitty old fashion candy from the shop too. Second choice would be Waffle House, hashbrowns are good when drunk. Golden Corral shouldn't even be an option, fuck them.

None of those are within 100 miles of me, so I guess I starve.

Golden Cracker House

Cracker Barrel

>people still pay $10 to eat at Golden Corral

>>4520698
Finally an answer on my level
Good show anon

cracker barrel cause its fairly whole some, makes great food for when you are on the road compared to the alternative fast food shit, and compared to the alternative choices is easily the most respectable

enjoy your chocolate fountain breaded shrimp and massive murican fatties eatin the buffett at the golden corral and your meth headed felons and trash at the waffle house.

Cracker Barrel just has elderly, people traveling point A to B, republicans and branson, mo types usually.

Waffle House, of course

>>4520701
>moronatsu

I have been Informed that Golden Corral is "white trash"
Is this correct?

>>4520719
Oh, there's plenty of black trash there too.

>>4520719
No, at least half of the people eating there will be black. It's just "trash."

Waffle House, hands down. It's not even a choice. I gotta have those hash browns all the way.

And I MEAN all the way. I'm not one of those punks who doesn't know what that entails.

>>4520741
This looks like what comes out of my dog's ass after I feed him my leftovers from Panda Express.

>>4520751
>eating panda express
>talking shit about waffle house

please leave

>>4520760
Well we're on the subject of shit (Waffle House), so it only seemed appropriate to talk about it earnestly.

Oh my dear FUCK i love Cracker Barrel's biscuits. Rest of the food is "meh" to "okay", but the biscuits'll make your tongue slap your brains out

go to the GC

>how would you like your steak sir?
rare, please
>sorry but health code doesn't allow us to serve rare steak
fine medium rare
*stabs all the steaks with a large knife, exposing the center of each as the juices drain from everything on the grillI
>here you are sir


mfw..he hands me a well done charred, grisly 3oz portion cut from the center of two crusty outer steak cinders.

>>4520793
they have good chicken fried steak and really good home fried chicken

basically anything fried is good

Cracker Barrel

Three of my friends worked there.

i went to a golden corral for the first time last weekend

dear
god

what a hell hole
I think it might be tolerable if there weren't fucking children EVERYWHERE
throwing shit on the floor and disgusting shit everywhere
I guess their fried chicken is ok, but that might only be a consequence of people taking platefuls of the shit

I guess it was slightly entertaining seeing what types of fucked up shit people will eat
platefuls of fried shrimp, dipping god knows what into chocolate, literally pounds of fudge on a single plate

Golden Corral for gluttony, Cracker Barrel for sit down "cookin'," and Waffle House for trashy breakfast meals.

All of them serve their purpose, and considering I would eat at any three, it would depend on the moment in time. Right now, Golden Corral sounds good. I like their crappy soup, salad bar, and bread. Won't touch the chocolate dust catcher, and can pick out decent food that's available here and there (brussel sprouts).

Cracker Barrel and I get it to go. They have good food but fuck me I cannot stand being surround by crippled elderly christian people.

Cracker Barrel, I want biscuits and gravy or that apple dumpling.

Golden Corral, of course.

The pizza is GOOD. Fucking deal w/ it.

My family, because White Trash, goes to Golden Corral with Tupperware in mothers purse. Instant dinner for the next day

>>4520660
cracker barrel because macaroni and cheese is a vegetable

Cracker Barrel.

>mfw my dad has a two year affair with my mother's best friend, knocks her up, then takes us all to Golden Corral to as an apology.

Cracker Barrel. That hash brown casserole they sell is good shit.

Waffle house, endless trucker coffee.

>>4522742
Single or double-wide trailer?

>>4522754
Worse. Free military housing.

>>4520741
I've never had it all the way, I tend to go with smothered and capped.

I eat there probably once a month.

Any of them will do, honestly.

Cracker Barrel. The other two are fucking shitholes for disgusting hillbillies.

>>4520741
QUARTER CHEESE PLATE SCATTERED SMOTHERED COVERED DICED CAPPED CHUNKED TOPPED PEPPERED

cracker barrel,

cause,

I have to drive 2000 miles to the nearest one

golden corral is for old people.

waffle house is for niggers

waffle house no question

Waffle house, as has been mentioned before, is completely infested by entire tribes of obese niggers.

Golden Coral is food poisoning roulette.

Cracker Barrel is a true bastion of white obesity which uses southern culture as an excuse to serve 2kcal+ breakfasts.

I guess Cracker barrel? I guess Golden Corral would be safe if you only ate fried stuff...but cracker barrel does have a strong breakfast.

Golden Corral. The guy at the Golden Corral near my house knew how to cook a fucking steak. Surprised nobody has mentioned that. Guess they had shitty cooks. 10 dollars for nearly unlimited steak? What is to bitch about? The deserts are nice too.

>>4520701

>Go to golden corral
>Pay 10 dollars
>Eat ten plates of deliciously cooked steak
>1 dollar gets a plate of steak and other sides

>>4523126
This. My local FatassCorral actually does some real nice steak. The fact that they're soaked in MSG and seasoned with corn syrup solids and sugar helps too.

A challenger appears.

Dat meat loaf.

Guess posting the pic would help.

Cracker Barrel. At least they have decent biscuits. The other two are shit, notably Golden Corral.

>>4523553

Cracker Barrel meat loaf > Bob Evans meat loaf

>>4523558

Get on my fucking level

Why would anyone go to Cracker Barrel? If I wanted Cracker Barrel, I would just have my mom cook for me.

>>4523570
I agree with Perkins

>>4523570
Get on MY level.

>>4523127
>golden corral
>deliciously cooked steak

You must have very low standards when it comes to steak.

>>4523592

What are you going to do when your mom DIES?

>>4523689

probably go to cracker barrel....dick.

I've never even seen any of these places in Washington or Oregon

whats wrong with cracker barrel?

I love their breakfast foods. Especially when I go on road trips that country cooking hits the spot and it last be through out the rest of the day.

>>4522885
>>4522759
>>4520741
What the fuck does any of this mean?
I have never been to a waffle house. They all look so dirty from the outside just driving past them.

>>4523715
Prettya sure there's a Waffle House in southeast Portland. But why would you go ever eat there when there's so much better and equally priced food since it's Portland?

Olden Corral only serves breakfast on weekends, no?

"I’m gonna buy you a steak the size of a toilet seat!"

Waifu house. Best syrupy waifus in town.

>>4522759
>capped hashbrowns
mah nigga

This plus a couple cups of coffee water equals drunken shit-tier vegan food paradise. Was only better when you could smoke in them as well.

I would get drunk and then go to golden corral.

Isn't Cracker Barrel a decent restaurant?
Never been.

Waffle House is crao-tier you'd only visit while drunk, while Golden Corral is for when you want a side order of depression and disgust with your terrible food.

>>4523558
Bob Evans has a special place in my heart, even if it's not a great restaurant.
I still buy their sausage.
>>4523570
I have nothing against them. They're good for breakfast. There are none where I live now though.

>>4520815
As a CB employee, how did they not manage to kill themselves? I've been working for 7 years, and this is the worst job I have ever had.

Those are the three choices where we eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner at my unit along with this Chinese buffet place. Wafflehouse, Golden Corral, Chinese Buffet, and then Cracker... barrel in terms of both quality and service.

>>4526300

You couldn't find anything better in 7 years? Do you live where I live perhaps?

>>4526356
How bad could this Chinese buffet possibly be that Golden Corral is higher than it...

>>4526275
Cracker Barrel is Country food, but not yum yum give me seconds. Wafflehouse is the tasty restaurant despite it's ominous murder rapey feeling.

>>4526371
I remembered Waffle House as Denny's-tier stuff.

>>4526382
Never been to a Denny's and Ihop is definitely better than WH if you don't mind the price.

>>4520705
>Branson, Mo types

I have often complained about the customer base at Cracker Barrel, but could never put my finger on what was so loathsome about them. You nailed it.

>>4526368
Oh I got sick there and threw up after eating their shrimp, also cold left out noodles and fried sushi...

>>4520705
>mfw I went to the Cracker Barrel in Branson, MO on Sunday

>>4526399
> cold noodles
> fried sushi
Damn, all the Chinese buffet I've been to made it look so damned easy.

>>4520705
>Cracker Barrel just has elderly, people traveling point A to B, republicans and branson, mo types usually.

Whelp that strikes cracker barrel off the list. I would fear for my safety there.

the trick to golden corral is to not eat all day get drunk and then go there for dinner.

i thought cracker barrel was pretty lame

ordered an orange juice and they brink me out a glass and a fucking MINI CARTON OF OJ.
they can't even open it and pour it for you.

the menu options are also very limited

I think this place's food is fucking awesome, but my sister thinks it's for plebs. Who's right?

>>4526422
That's not classy, but ordering juice at a restaurant often isn't.

>>4526427
The food is actually good; good enough that you can't really diss it. The service is garbage though, and the main excuse to go there is that it's 24-hours and you want pancakes.

>>4526427
I feel like the only person on the planet that likes their lunch and dinner menu better than their breakfast menu.

Old people, Puerto Ricans, single mothers in pajamas, kids screaming at the top of their lungs.

The baked beans are decent.

>>4526520
I have fond memories of overeating at Old Country Buffet 15-20 years ago.

>>4526434

you are trust me

>>4523122
>Waffle house, as has been mentioned before, is completely infested by entire tribes of obese niggers.

The only time I ever see niggers in waffle house is when they are getting something to go. They never stay and they never come in groups. Then again, thats probably because the ones near me always seem to have a couple sheriff's there.

>>4526434
I think very few people have ever tried their lunch/dinner menu.

>>4526382
>waffle house
>not leagues better than Denny's

Denny's tastes like shit. Waffle House may look like shit, but at least its tasty shit.

I'd try all three because I am a Britfag with no access to any of them.

If somewhere has fried chicken, I will probably pick there if I can only pick one.

>>4526615
You can get fried chicken at Golden Corral, along with a huge variety of other things, since it's a buffet.
Probably Cracker Barrel has it, but I've never been.
Waffle House is a breakfast place, they don't have it.