/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>op's face when first time not eating fast food

fixed for you

>>4480557
lol this

quinoa is delicious
red quinoa for a cold or hot salad
i've had it in a tabouleh & it rocked
golden quinoa by itself, toasted 1st & it brings out a sweet almost honey flavor to it

>>4480546
>dating a hipster

Disgusting

>>4480578
What is it like to live in a flyover state in the year 1998?

>>4480557
>op doesn't eat quinoa
>he must only eat fast food

lel

>>4480546
2013 is the international year of quinoa.
>http://www.fao.org/quinoa-2013/en/

Tasty. I just fucking hate how it is spelled.
keen-wah. Fuckers.

>>4480568
>using ampersands incorrectly
>>/facebook/

>>4480600
>being this much of a faggot
>>/tumblr/

>>4480597
>caring
>4chan

>>4480583
I live in a major city on the coast you self-important hipster twat.

Go back to appropriating everything you soulless shit.

>>4480578

I have bad news for you: sushi, cupcakes, food trucks. They're all coming to your meth town. Get ready.

>>4480609
Shouldn't you be drinking pbr on the sidewalk somewhere, white boy?

>>4480613

I'm not white, and they stopped drinking PBR ironically here during the Bush Administration.

>>4480614
>paying attention to hipsters and what they do
You're just as bad as them.

>>4480603

>making me regret leaving /an/
>/ck

>>4480620

The modern hipster started here, so perhaps it is your city that "pays attention" while mine just sets the trends.

wow, Quinoa brings out the worst in people.
I still like it better than Couscous

also
>tfw someone only makes Quinoa or Couscous and calls it a full meal

>>4480622
/an/ is doing well recently, actually. Just hide the pitbull threads and it's relatively nice.

>>4480603
how does one drink ironically?

>>4480623
>having loyalty to any one city
Enjoy being a provincial loser (most likely with only American citizenship as well)

>>4480624
>comparing couscous to some shit hipster food

>>4480640
>provincial

Nice one coming from the guy who was just complaining about all these hipsters enjoying the new quinoa.

How's that green card application coming along?

>>4480645
>buttmad American hipster trash

>>4480623

you best be from pdx son.

>>4480645
I swear nicki minaj is not human. Her face is just too fucking weird.

She must be some kind of ape/reptile hybrid.

>OP"S FACE WHEN THIS THREAD!!!

NO GNARLY FILLERS IN THIS DISCO!!!!!

>>4480711

this is what happens when you take something that is so ugly as to be barely considered human and apply enough makeup and hair chemicals to kill an elephant, then run the result through the photoshop "attractify" filter.

>>4480716
I"LL SAY BRUTHA!!!! SHE"S GOT AN EXTRA LAYER OF SKIN THAT MAKES EVEN COLONEL SANDERS JEALOUS!!! I"M TALKIN" DOWNTOWN!!! RIGHT HERE ON GUY"S BIG TRIPLE D!!!!!!!!

>>4480642
>>4480642

I was just about done when I saw this cute little tidbit of douchebaggery.
Hipster.
What an inappropriate word. Fedora, flannel, thick black glasses? Radiohead?No. Cous-cous.
When did semolina dripped with water become a hipster thing?
Shits been around since we starting milling wheat, boy. You're not allowed to categorize a thousand year old food as anything but old,strange,weird,plain or tasty.

>>4480578
>>4480607
>>4480607
>>4480620
>>4480623
>>4480642
>>4480651
>>4480645
>>4480758
"Hipster" is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else's authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself. It serves no conversational function and imparts absolutely no information whatsoever, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker. Meanwhile, a market-myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive 20-somethings who wear certain clothes , listen to certain music, and act a certain way. You can't define what "that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle" actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That's because you don't use the term, "hipster" to describe an actual group of people, but only to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that may annoy you. The twist (or irony as you may like to call it), of course, is that if it weren't you your own insecurities, nothing that a so called "hipster" could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - "Do I wear what I wear because I want to? DO I listen to my music because I truly like it? I'm certainly not like one of those filthy hipsters!!!" - so you project those feelings in manners like shown above, your anger causes you to make charts like such. Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is applied to an other, to separate the authentic us from the inauthentic, "ironic" them.

>>4480758
I think you misunderstood what I wrote in the post. I called QUINOA hipster shit. Maybe Foucault has made your brain useless for comprehending basic sentences, but try to put in some effort, boy.

>>4480584
aww, you seem upset.

>>4480763
Hipster faggot detected.

Aww, op is a little faggot.
Did she spoon feed you?
Tabouleh is delicious.

>>4480806

lol/10

>>4480806
/b/ faggot detected

>>4480763
>Hipster copy-pasta defence post
Hipster detected