/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>4381173
used to be Gumby's Stoner Pie
Pizza Sauce, Mozzarella, Mozzarella Stix, Pepperoni, French Fries, Bacon, And Extra Cheese and an amazing side of this sauce I have no idea what it is/was
They took this item off the menu when they put a new restaurant on the USF campus but then brought it back due to popular demand
Now I live in VA again so, philly cheesesteak from a pizza place I used to work at

>>4381179
>favourite FOOD to eat high

go fuck yourself with a cactus

>>4381186
my gumbys recently introduced this and ive yet to try it. looks delicious though.


as for me, i have a bad habit of consuming an entire container of hummus and a bag of pita chips whenever im high. shit's so good, but not filling enough.

>>4381235
LOL 420 blaze it every day PEACE AND LOVE.

You are a waste.

>>4381250
that's fine. i'll continue to discuss food while you continue to shitpost.

>>4381179
quit being a lonely neckbeard...or a woman with no friends.

I like to eat tex mex type foods...so creamy/crunchy/delicious...it pleases all the sense while high

tfw every post made by a stoner is a shitpost by default

>>4381256
>tex mex type foods

fuckin agreed. whenever someone posts a picture of carne asada fries here, i wish i lived in CA so i could get some.

and on that note, mexican food is great too. i especially love carnitas. and that cheese that i can never remember the name of... white and crumbles almost like feta, but tastes completely different.

Anything big and unhealthy really.

>>4381261
tfw all the shitposting in this thread has been

>gtfo potheads

and all the other posts have been about food.

>>4381173
you can actually get a pizza with chips on where i live, they call it a london pizza.

Cold cereal. Satisfying crunch and the milk cures cottonmouth. Only problem is that once I start, I eat the whole box.

>>4381261
>still using the word stoner
Everyone smokes every now and then, unless of course you aren't a college student or dont have any friends...or live in a really lame rural area.

Actually, you probably dont have friends, and are too stupid for college...so..
I am sorry

>>4381276
that's unfair and perpetuates the goddamn stereotype you're trying to fucking shun right now.

some people cant smoke for a number of reasons such as health problems or drug testing (job or probation).

being an asshole is exactly what these people want, and you're giving it to them.

thank you, dumbass.

>>4381276
Enjoy being a pretentious student that prides himself on having virtues only he and people too blazed to think straight thinks he has.

>>4381276
I just quit smoking so I wouldn't be associated with you on any level.

>>4381173
hamburger helper made with velveeta cheese

Weed. The only excuse for eating at Taco Bell.

>>4381262
cotija my good man

>>4381300
i've regrettably done this a number of times. it's surprisingly easy to eat way too much of that stuff.

>>4381304
that's it! thanks for that. i can find it in the store, but never can remember what it's called for whatever reason. same goes for a lot of ingredients in ethnic cuisine

>>4381304
>>4381262
>and that cheese that i can never remember the name of... white and crumbles almost like feta, but tastes completely different.
queso fresco

faeces

>>4381267
>chips

>>4381332
Then why is it that the anti cannabis people on 4chan are far more vocal and annoying than those who smoke?
I just want to get high and discuss food, it doesn't matter to me if you smoke or not

>>4381338
420 BLAZE IT FGT

no but seriously, nothing in this topic even hinted at the shit the shitposters like to complain about, yet here they are.

>>4381336
shit that could be it as well. i know for a fact i've had both, but i'm not sure which one is which.

>>4381343
>shit that could be it as well. i know for a fact i've had both, but i'm not sure which one is which.
from your description earlier, sounds like queso fresco to me
>>4381338
i posted that, i smoke pot. it's whats commonly referred to as a "joke"

Things would go better if you simply didn't respond to shit posters.

I tend to overeat when high. Especially when it's things like tacos and kraft macaroni. Sometimes cooking goes horribly wrong because of the reduced thinking capacity. Ex:
>make pizza rolls
>am hungry hours later
>why i just ate pizza rolls
>oh wait
>pizza rolls are still in the oven
>they are now black

done that a few times now, so always remember to use a timer when cooking high

peanut butter and honey sandwich on warm toasted brown bread
gelato or sorbet
homemade fish tacos
grilled cheese sandwich with dijon mustard
bowl of diced cucumber and tomato with salt

>>4381363
I always drink when smoking so it's a fucking mystery why my house hasn't burnt to the ground yet.

>make hash-brownies
>baked as fuck (no pun intended)
>suddenly: HUNGER
>Praise The Lord: there is cake in my oven
>eat 3/4 slices
>pass out

and it was the best cake humanity has ever had

>>4381411
straight edge gamer just looks like no fun allowed to me.

>>4381363
fuck i used to do this all the time when id try to time shit myself. now i set the timer because the loud beep is foolproof.

>>4381416

>>4381432
fail troll fails hard

thievery IS okay in moderation, how many times have you stolen candy/mint from restaurants? sugar sticks from coffeeshops?

Genocide: how many times have you wished you just could killl all the moths and mosquitos? moderation is the key

>>4381451
you cant commit genocide in moderation you retard

>>4381451
>>4381454
>feeding a blatant no-effort troll

You guys are retarded.

>>4381454

The Turks just killed of few of the Armenians...

Is this wrong? Is anything wrong? Is everything wrong?

Forget it...I am going to get drunk on cheap sherry and try and not think about ethics.

>>4381454
Milošević tried, but did not succeed, sadly.

Melted butter pecan ice cream and movie popcorn. Usually I'll eat it in a bowl all mixed up with a spoon but there's some days when I'll cram a bit of popcorn in my mouth, then let the melted ice cream drip slowly into my mouth from the carton.

>>4381454
>committing genocide against smallpox is wrong!
fuck you, i hope you get polio, oh wait you can't, because genocide

I used to make homemade crunchwraps when I got baked. It was pretty good times. Unfortunately my job drug tests quite often, so no more for me. I can't wait to save up enough to get out of this hellhole.

>>4381482
>thinking weed is the same as meth and heroin
idiot
>thinking moral decadence is bad
there would be a lot better food in the world if moral decadence was allowed

why do you hate good food and happiness?

>>4381489

I just want to point something out. Not every stoner is a stupid deadbeat. I work damn hard at my job and was awarded employee of the quarter and my boyfriend makes a high 5 figure salary thanks to his job. We're both very successful people and we smoke weed. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it in moderation and being mindful of when and where to smoke. This isn't the 70's anymore, we're not all worthless hippies.

Anyway, we have a pizzaz and we tend to make a lot of convenience foods on it when smoking. Anything from mozzarella sticks to egg rolls and even potato skins. I was really doubtful of the little machine when we got it, but I will now never make a pizza in the oven again. Only on my pizzaz.

>>4381489
>being a lazy hippy bum
>2013

>>4381498
> This isn't the 70's anymore, we're not all worthless hippies.

they weren't all worthless hippies back then either.

and posts like that are a waste of time. the trolls will ignore them or use logical fallacies to try getting a rise out of someone, and all of this information is obvious to everyone else.

Just stopping in to let you know that I smoke weed. I probably wouldn't smoke weed unless people knew about it. Be back in a bit, I need to make another stoner general thread on /b/.

>all the retarded stoners actually getting butthurt over blatant trolling

Dumbasses.

>>4381498
Post those juicy tits, whore

>smoking weed
>sit at home and watch a movie with your stoner friends

>drinking alcohol
>going out, get to know new people and have a good time

It's really no surprise that weed is popular here, being a bum is popular subject matter on many of the boards. It's fitting, really.

inb4 the stoner success stories posted by burnouts who haven't bathed in a week.

>>4381539
>implying that isn't a guy

>>4381498
Not every stoner is a deadbeat, no. But those comics are funny (my personal favourite is >>4381432) and some of the reactions in this thread to it even funnier.

Will have to look into this pizzaz thing, my student hall only has a microwave and I'd love to be able to cook a cheap pizza every now and then.

Jesus Christ this thread

>>4381562
You're on a fucking cooking board. Literally every chef or cook I know smokes pot.

>>4381498

>Not every stoner is a stupid deadbeat

That's a catch 22, for if you weren't a stupid deadbeat you wouldn't smoke weed

Tons of people in italy eat pizza with french fries. They call it the americano.

>trolling stoners on 4chan isn't normal
>but on marijuana it is

Doener kebab or spinach pizza with some extra chicken nuggets & bacon topping plus either Red Bull Cola or Berliner Kindl for drinks

>>4381624
>red bull

fuckin this. i need caffeine when i smoke pot.

>>4381600
but... isnt that a british thing?

>>4381650
there's no Red Bull in Red Bull Cola tho, I drink that stuff for taste

and for caffeine intake there's much better stuff, pic related

>>4381597
That's not what a Catch 22 is, dumbass.

>>4381173
the italians put french fries on pizza, and since they invented pizza they get to decide what is and is not a pizza.

>>4381588
The pizzazz is fantastic. I use it to cook fish filets, totinos microwave pizzas, mozarella sticks, burgers, reheat delivery pizza, pizza rolls, tater tots, freedom fries, chicken tenders, hot pockets, cheesebread, bagel bites, just about anything that can be cooked in an oven and fits on the rotating disc can be cooked on it.

I love it.

Hawaiin pizza is the bomb yo

carne asada fries.

>>4381686

>>4381256

> only neckbeards and lonely women have self restraint

u wot

>>4381686
My nigga.

>>4381173
>Not my fave but...
The first time I got hardcore munchies I only had Velveta, and an onion in my fridge. So I put some of the cheese on the onion, and bit into it like an apple.

i dont like people who say cannabis instead of some kind of slang.

they sound really pretentious

Faeces

>>4381173
of course i love INTENSE FLAVOR junkfood when i smoke, but i really enjoy smoking and then cooking a normal dinner. the act of tending to multiple things in the kitchen at a nice pace and with care is just very relaxing to me. almost better than eating the results.

Cod or trout with salt/pepper/oregano panfried in butter. Then I make a sauce with those delicious little tiny tomatoes and squish em and spoon them over the fish on couscous. Best high meal I've ever made

>>4381882
agreed. i even like washing dishes when im high, it's therapeutic. and it keeps my kitchen clean.

>>4381768
we've all been there anon. sometimes you just gotta munch.

>>4381899
yesssss getting all the hand-wash-only pans/utensils taken care of<3

>>4381899
>>4381902
I only wash the dishes when high, so my room mates don't mind if I smoke.

Favourite food high has to be bolognese, spaghetti and garlic bread.

everything

>>4381273
yes yes yes yes yes

I like to mix several kinds of cereals and proceed to eat 10 bowls of random combinations

>>4381235
its really good, def. ask for the dipping sauce for it. I miss living in Florida. we dont have Gumby's in VA

Just stopping in to remind you that I smoke weed, it's very, very important to me that you know.