/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>poorfags have to eat what I toss to my dogs.
I bet you think Milkbones are haute cusine.

>>4276694
0/10

>>4276689

If someone tried to serve me an all bone marrow based meal I would clearly be able to tell that they were either...

a. trying way too hard

b. a hipster doush

>>4276718
Why would that even remotely be try-hard? It's not as if bone marrow is some hard to acquire food product, nor does it take special equipment to cook. It's just a food, like anything else. No different than people who make menus around other ingredients.
You sound like a jelly meta-hipster yourself. Also, learn to spell douche correctly.

>>4276718
My initial reaction would be that they were stark raving mad.

>>4276729

I think what anon means is that it's become increasingly trendy in the last few years and now people consider it "fancy" cuisine when it's really just delicious peasant poor people food.

The few people I know who claim to like it but didn't even first try it until the past couple years or so are pretty damn hipsterish.

>>4276729

Dear Doush,

It is considered trying too hard, not due to the preparation and/or skill level but due to the use of stereotypically "new age hipster" ingredient usage to a level that is beyond Guy Fieri, now go tell people how you were into it before it was douchy.

>>4276750

not that guy, but not everyone who likes it is a douche (also, please learn to spell douche). I like bone marrow because when I was little my family was poor as fuck and it basically cost nothing so we'd have bone marrow soup a lot

>OP asks for bone marrow recipes
>instant shitstorm about hipsters and poor people
Some of us would just like to learn more about how to prepare some delicious bone marrow.

I like how /ck/ took care of OP. I am so tired of wannabe trendy hipster faggots.

>>4276744
I don't consider it "fancy" food. It's delicious, and I've been eating it for years. My parents used to make roasted bone marrow all the time while I was growing up, because they raised cattle and butchered a steer once a year. However, since I have so much of it right now, as I said, I've decided to have a glorious bone marrow feast. I certainly don't think that makes me a hipster. Next you'll call me a hipster for having a bunch of homemade deer sausage drying in my kitchen too. Jesus, you people.
BTW, I'm still hoping for some suggestions as to the marrow sauce. I know there's other chefs/experienced cooks on here.

You should like totally serve it with a beet foam topped with a poached quail egg and a nice side of pork belly.

>>4276694
>>4276718
>>4276734
>>4276750
>>4276768
What the hell's going on? Are we being raided or something?

>>4276734
I bet you also think boneless skinless chicken breasts are the height of sophistication.

OP, making it the theme of an entire evening is beyond bonkers
I suggest you reconsider.
Also, any sauce you want to pair with it needs to be fat-free, because marrow is already fat to the point of being disgusting, itself. Maybe, MAYBE i'd consider a spicy chutney

>>4276777
No, there's just one incredibly analanguished guy who thinks that anything outside his comfort zone is "hipster."

inb4 nobody comes to OP's shitty ass dinner.

>>4276781
Yeah, when was marrow hipster?

It's very odd. I guess instead of saying "ewww I don't want it" they say "I don't want it because it is hipster".

How odd.

>>4276769

That is exactly what I would expect the excuse for doing *name anything* always is....mah family, mah childhood, mah years of doing "x".

I had to take that shit off my menu, because it was attracting dirty hipsters into my establishment, with their iphone, tweeting pic's and yepling about how it was a great place for their hipster brethren.

>>4276781
And WHY is it "bonkers"?
I really find this hilarious considering this is the same board that glorified the chicken pot pie sandwich, the sogwich, and consistently talks about the various combinations of the "McGangBang".
And, as to the sauce, the marrow would be the fat in the sauce, so there's no need to go off on that point. Not to mention, how is bone marrow fat anymore disgusting than butter, oil, or bacon fat? And spicy chutney? Really? REALLY?

>>4276793
newsflash: I'm not the fag who called you a hipster

ITT: hipsters try to deny their hipsterness by getting mad

>>4276791
You want some toast with that jelly?

>>4276769

You can fuck right off, faggot. I didn't call you shit yet you're replying to me as if I did.

I don't think you're a hipster, but I'm pretty sure you're an asshole.

Make the fucking bone marrow stew I mentioned in
>>4276759

there's a million variants Google a recipe. It's pretty much all delicious. Good day, sir.

>>4276794
I'd dine in your establishment any day, good man.

>>4276794
Sure, because you never make dishes that your family made, right? I'm sure you have ZERO food traditions in your family. Oh look at you, you special snowflake!! Out there, all independent and shit, not doing anything anyone else is doing!!! What a unique individual!

>>4276796
> I really find this hilarious considering
o, y 'avin a giggle then m8?
> this is the same board that HUUUUURRRRR
this is me, one faggot, telling you that your idea is bonkers, bollocks, that you're taking the piss
> And spicy chutney? Really? REALLY?
yea, wot? spicy chutney on fried marrow dumplings. You can fuck right off if you don't need help, by the way.

>bone marrow desert
>not being a try hard idiot

>>4276796

It's batshit crazy because any normal person wouldn't design an entire menu around one fat; it would be like having a butter tasting menu. also, bone marrow really isn't as versatile as you might thing, there are still some strong flavors there and an odd texture, that appeals to hipster's.

>>4276812
Did you even read the OP?
The sauce in question is for a pasta dish with baby octopus, not marrow dumplings. Your suggestion is shit.

>>4276816
You are boring.

>>4276821
I am suggesting that OP dump his shit idea for my (somewhat less shitty) idea
that is all
also, I am starting to smell samefag in here
have fun with your barf train, OP

>>4276794
Taking a popular item off your menu because you don't like customers? Bro, do you even restaurant?

>>4276689

I can only assume that there are no young, fit attractive females attending your little swaray, because you wouldn't catch them shoveling gobs of fat in every dish down their gullets.

>>4276826

Yes, actually I do. The hipsters were disturbing and annoying my regular clients.

>>4276833
As someone who shares your views, I thank you.
People like you should be acknowledged and praised.

>>4276833
If you really do, then you won't for much longer. Good luck.

>>4276828
I have no need to impress young girls. Firstly, I'm no pedo, and secondly, everyone who's attending is married. Maturity is a good thing. What kind of people do you hang out with that "shovel gobs" of anything into their gaping maws? Good god, learn some table manners.

>>4276833
Your "restaurant" must be really awful.

(and by restaurant, I mean your mom's basement)

>>4276845
>>4276852
LOL I bet these two were feigning offense at being called hipsters a few moments ago.

>>4276845

>getting rid of customers who will only be coming there for the period of time that a food is trendy because they're annoying actual regular customers is bad business.

Have you ever actually businessed before? Your regular customers are your bread and butter.

>>4276841

thank you kind sir, you are a credit you our society.

>>4276845

Clearly you don't understand that repeat customers account for 70-80% of the total revenue of a restaurant (unless you're in some tourist spot, which I am not). They also, tip better and are nicer to my wait staff which makes going to work less stressful and a more positive environment, that has a direct correlation to a higher level of service. Also, when your core group of customers are happy they will freely and actively promote your establishment which leads to more repeat customers and the cycle continues...creating success.

>>4276864

/extra "you"

Fucking thank god for internet searches.
Nevermind, you fucking fags. I found my baby octopus with bone marrow sauce recipe. Jesus....
Now, continue your impotent raging if you wish.

>>4276874
No problem. Enjoy your fail meal

>>4276881
Sure thing! You enjoy your mediocrity!

>>4276864
Fair enough. Good web reviews bring in a lot of new business though, some of which may become regulars. When the fuck did beef marrow become trendy anyway? I always just though of it as a stock base.

>>4276874

In the future, could you please keep your hipster fantasies off of /ck/.

ok, thanks...bye.

>>4276890

not that guy, but it seemed to start becoming trendy about the same time anthony bourdain started talking about it.

The only place in my town that serves it is a douchey "jazz club restaurant" and they charge like $20 for a small chunk of bone with marrow in the middle and a couple slices of bread.

I travel a lot with work, and I'm used to finding it in dive restaurants where the poor and working class eat

>>4276892
You must be new here.

kefir, bone marrow, raw milk, and ghee are all hipster doush tier

so what if people have been consuming these items for several millennia??

>>4276694
I lol'd!

>>4276910
You really are the worst troll ever.

>>4276910
Kefir has been sold just like buttermilk here for centuries and I like it just as much.
Oh shit, fell into the hipster trap. Doesn't matter how long I've been doing it, I have to stop it now that it's in.

>>4276910
And if you eat kale, collards, or brussel sprouts, you're also a hipster.

>>4276928
kale
>very french
Brussel spruts
>baby cabbage
Collards
>Greens?

How do those things make you a hipster,

In anycase, I don't know what all you could make with bone marrow, but you have to at least be interested in figuring out what dishes you could make with it to cut down on waste,

Aside from stock I'd like to know what i could do with bones,

I mean do you use em as stock then cut em open and take out the marrow? and what do you do with the marrow, you could find something to use it for surely, you just have to think...

I like most of your posts because they were funny and honest, but you gotta admit, even if the food is hipster tier shit, the best you could do i show em how to do it right, and make something gourmet out of it.

>>4276928
Shit, look at these fucking hipsters.

I just hate it when hipsters gravitate toward certain foods because then the prices of those foods become artificially inflated.

Bone marrow is a perfect example. I see a lot of restaurants price it as if it were haute cuisine. That stuff is supposed to be poor people food.

>>4276940
poor people don't eat at restaurants

>>4276935
One of the easiest and tastiest ways to try bone marrow, IMO, is to make braised beef shanks. Because of the slow and low oven braising, the large pieces of bone marrow will stay intact and become a glorious flavored substance which you can spread on some good toasted bread and enjoy. I'd be happy to give you my recipe if you like, it's very easy. Beef shank is also very cheap, so if you want to try it, it doesn't require much investment.

I missed those days when I can get a bag of chicken wings for less than $1 / lb. Now it costs more than the rest of the bird.

>>4276943

my bad, should have said working class.

>>4276940
If it's happening because of hipsters, it's a trend that won't last indefinitely.

>>4276954
you're an accomplished troll, you know that?
10/10, would rage again

If I visited someone's dinner party and they tried serving something based on bone marrow, I think I'd stick to the salad for the night.

I'm not trying to aggravate the trolling going on in this thread, but are you sure that you're preparing for the right audience, OP?

I mean, if you're inviting a bunch of folks who have already eaten marrow or are willing to try it, have at it. I hope it works out - but unless you're sure, expect to get some funny looks.

I don't really understand all this name calling and whining about food in this thread.
Food is food. Sometimes the prices of certain items go for a premium, sometimes they're dirt cheap, it's supply and demand.
The point of cooking is to utilize what you have to the best of your ability. So OP has bone marrow, what's wrong with that?
Chicken wings? Expensive as fuck now, but I remember when they were the throw away part of the bird.
Liverwurst. Used to be dirt cheap, but now it's making a comeback too.
Kale. Once the bane of people's green existence, now we can't get enough of it.
All in all, it doesn't matter, there's plenty more food products to enjoy. One of my favorite cheap ass foods is creamed turnips. But I'd bet everyone here would turn up their noses at it and shit all over it, even though it's a heavenly tasting dish that costs mere pennies.
Use what you have, as best you can, use good technique, and you'll feast like a king. That's the best you can hope for.

>>4276973
Oh really?
And why do you believe that?
Tell me of your rage, butthurt anon.

>>4276974
No worries, they all know already. There's six people coming for dinner, 8 people including myself and wife. Everyone's good with it.

>>4276984
go suck on donkey dick
you samefag, you troll, you started a thread just to piss on the opinions of others while making elevated noises
I hope you get scrapies from all that marrow and shiver yourself to death you fucking asshole

>>4276988
>OP asks for recipes and/or help in a kind fashion
>shit trolling
>hipster branding
>butthurt abound
>GO SUCK A DONKEY DICK GODDAMNIT
/ck/, never change.

>>4276781
>OP, making it the theme of an entire evening is beyond bonkers
This.

Is this Iron Chef? No. Have a meal where the courses are different. Roast unused bones, freeze,, and have some delicious stock session later date, maybe some pho.

>Anglo's only eating chicken, pork and beef steak
Stay pleb

You serving appletinis with that marrow, bro?

>>4277092
>third worlders eating trash to survive
stay poor

>>4277097
Go back to McShitalds fatty. We'll enjoy our fine dining culture. But please leave /ck/, you have nothing to talk about here.

>>4277100
Getting mad won't earn you anymore money. Put that effort into a job.

>>4277102
Lel, I'm not the one Occupying Wall Street.

>>4277104
Hard to do when you likely live in a mud hut next to a volcano somewhere.

>>4276689

I just roast mine for 15 mins at 400F. Serve with a salad and use a spoon.

Tis delicious once a month.

>>4277106
90% of Americans dream of living where I live brah. Quit being pleb.

What the hell happened to this thread?

Why is there so much unnecessary vitriol over bone marrow? And all this shit about hipsters? All OP wanted was some ideas and some one decides that OP -must- be a hipster loser who shouldn't be allowed to eat "peasant" food.

Lobster was once a "peasant" food as well, considered cruel and unusual punishment to be forced to eat one. Look where we are now. Are we to reject the possibility of changes in the future or even in modern day representations of food? No one attempting to learn more deserves scorn.

>>4277054

No, please. I started being here to avoid all that crap. /ck/ go back to complaining about ketchup please.

>>4277112
Here comes mr. hipster helper to save the thread

>>4277117

The trolling in this thread is too good.

>>4277120
No. It's not.
Kindergarten trolling at best. Anyone can see that.

>>4276928

>Baked kale
>baked marrow

I have been eating this shit since I started paleo about 2 years ago, I hate it whne hipsters steal ym shit and make me look bad

>>4277129
>I got trolled but now I shall act like I didn't in order to fit in with the cool kids
I hear you loud and clear.

>>4277133
Plebians doing pleb things!
Oh plebians doing pleb things!
Don't like what people say, call them a hipster!
Don't want to look like a jumped up little shit pisser!
Pleeeeeeebians doing pleb things!
Oh Pleeeeeebians doing pleb things!
Keep being pleb keep being pleb keep being pleb keep being pleb keep being pleb keep being pleb
AWWWWWW YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>4277167
You are an angry little fella. I'd hate to see you when you ARE trolled.

>>4277172
If you think that's anger, you must be quite deluded.

Figured I'd bring this up here, since it's kinda related.

I had a chicken carcass, so I decided to make stock myself for the first time. Had a bitch of a time separating out the solids afterwards, but oh well. Anyway, my only possible problem is that I didn't have enough onion left and I was out of celery. Thought I had plenty of both beforehand, but oh well. So it was really just carrots, half an onion, garlic, and the usual herbs and spices.

Am I fucked? can I just bring the broth back to a boil and add the onions and celery (basically redoing the stock?) Or will letting it simmer like that all over again disrupt the broth in some way?

>>4276794
This thread's edgy levels are maximum.

>>4277210
>can I just bring the broth back to a boil and add the onions and celery
Yes.
Don't boil stock.

>>4277219
your answers conflict. but if you're calling me out for using the word boil, then I meant simmer.

You know, as much as I love bone marrow, I'd hardly try to make a full coursw meal using only marrow.

Just toss them in a stew and be done with it!

>>4277278
You're no fun.
Cooking should be enjoyable and/or exciting, in this day and age. Why be boring when you can experiment and try new things?

the best part in this thread are the people raging about some guy trying to keep shitty hipsters out of his resteraunt.

hipsters are dirty bums who dont tip, and annoy other customers who are happy to eat easier to prepare foods and pay just as much if not more than something a hipster will grow out of once more than 3 people eat it.

In the fish place I was working, one of the waitresses had a stalker from the bar she used to work at, and he'd sit at the bar and order nothing but beer and sit there creepily making it so that other people wouldn't desire to sit at the bar and order coffee or drinks themselves.

Unfortunately the types of customers you bring in, are just as important as the people you hire.

We were targetting the older people, who disliked the middle age perverts who came in all the time.

>>4277285
>the best part in this thread are the people raging about some guy trying to keep shitty hipsters out of his resteraunt.
Like I said, they were likely the ones who demanded to not be called hipsters, when if fact they are.

>>4277282
Well, I can't argue with that...

>>4277285
I'm not sure if you're describing hipsters, or the typical college frat boy who is being driven by the munchies and has money to blow on expensive shit.

Most hipsters I know don't really care about other people and tip as well as everyone else.

>>4277285

original restaurant guy here...

I just wanted to say that my normal crowd is business people during the day and couples at night (25-50ish). None of which, really want to sit next to a kid with pink hair, sunglasses and fury boots with their edgy post successful tones. After discussing the matter with my staff we agreed that it would be best if you actively discouraged them from dining here. Mainly by removing items they ordered from the menu but also seating them in the back, where we have the "fuck you" table (it wobbles, intentionally) and it's so dark, you can't see shit.

>>4277348
This is awesome and funny.

>>4277348
>pink hair, sunglasses and fury boots
That doesn't sound like a hipster.

>>4277348
What you desribe isn't hipster.

Hipsters are usually upper middle class young people. Any decent restaurant would love to have those.

>>4277390
What he describes is stuck-in-the-90's low life. Quite the opposite of hipster.

>>4277348
You're just as much of a piece of shit as the pizza restauranteur I knew who put visine on the pizzas of non-tippers.
Deceptive and antagonistic business practices are untolerable. You make the world a worse place. I hope your so-called restaurant goes under (which it will). Filthy scum.

>>4277348
it does my heart good to know theres decent business people out here in /ck/
opposed to all the fucks that make threads about macaroni and cheese and a 'fantastic resteraunt idea'

>>4277378
>>4277390
>>4277394

You can call it whatever you want their still hipsters to me.

>>4277402

I gave the same love and attention to their food as I would for anyone else, no one was harmed in this process. I don't give a shit what you say, I will continue to use the fuck you table where ever I see fit.

>>4277410
>>Give same love and attention..
>>Actively discourage from dining.

Pick one, you shit for brains elitist /CocK/. It's people like you that make customers think we're a bunch of useless hacks along with humanities majors and social workers.

No one gives a crap if you make great art if you treat your constituents like shit.

>>4277421

ok, then I pick
>Actively discourage from dining.

I might be able to look past walking into my establishment looking like a freak show; but if your going to sit there and take flash photos and have some *name any ring tone* go off every five minutes then pull out your 500 million candle power ipad to show all the other hipsters who just tweeted you back...you can GTFO.

>>4277421
>actively discouraging customers that bother valuable regular customers

Uh, yeah. that's basic business common sense. Probably shouldn't expect a humanities major to understand that though. You probably think its a social injustice akin to not letting black people eat there.

>person makes thread
>troll makes post
>person replies to troll while ignoring all the helpful posts
>other people reply to troll instead of posting helpful posts
>100 shitposts and 12 hidden shitimages

Why does this happen every single fucking time?

>>4277436
I don't know, /ck/ didn't used to be this shittily.

>>4277436

welcome to /ck/ where we make fun of everyone else's food while eating fast food and ramen.

>>4277453
It started when some idiots went around spamming every other board with 'ck is the greatest board on 4chan'. Now we're at this poitn, where half the threads on the first page are discussing which McDonalds has more fat.

It isn't that bad. At least some actual chefs are still around.

>>4277458

No, actually it started during the great puddi war on /b/; while running from the terrible atrocities of the conflict some bro's came here to seek sanctuary but were denied....never forget.

>>4277461

Maybe when the /ck/ challenge comes back we'll be better off.

>>4277421
you probably are one of these hipsters that ruins other peoples dining experiences.

I have confidence that if a customer acts decently while there, they wont sit at his fuckyou table next time.

Seriously though, do you even realize how easily someone can shit up another persons dinner? you probably enjoy crying babies on planes or some shit.

>>4277506
Honestly how did those so called hipsters ruin it?

>>4277506
How does a hipster "ruin other peoples dining experience"?

>>4277491

I heard they're going to have dildos this year

>>4277509
>>4277517
> but if your going to sit there and take flash photos and have some *name any ring tone* go off every five minutes then pull out your 500 million candle power ipad to show all the other hipsters who just tweeted you back...you can GTFO.

>>4277410
>>call it whatever you want I'm a deluded fuck thats holding onto my comforting delusions
suck a dick

>>4277620
you photograph your food, in restaurants, don't you?
with a flash-equipped phone.
admit it

all I'm gonna say-

Marrow is delicious.

>>4277642
They can't be hipster though because real hipster know not to take pictures of food or pretty much anything with flash. They'd also use their dslr. Because hipsters aren't white trash in fur boots who wear sunglasses in restaurants.

>>4277642
I think i've taken like 3-10 pictures with my phone in my life, only one of them was of food and it was at my home. here is that picture.
Now that you have about a nanometre of solid highly circumstantial and irrelevant evidence, please continue projecting.

>>4277666
> devil trips
> guro pic

>>4277675

Do you even know what a trip is?

I'll give you a hint: it's different than the post number.

>>4277678
> being this new

>>4277678
>trips
>triples
>3 of the same number within a post, consecutively

I think /ck/ is being raided

>>4277678
>you

>>4277675
if by guro you mean delicious. tactful are we? what happened to all that "ADMIT IT, YOURE A HIPSTER" moving the goal post so soon?

>>4276694
>my dogs
i bet you think the only way to reaffirm your masculinity is to be surrounded by blindly submissive animals.

>>4277712
I said you should admit to photographing your food

you obliged

what else is there to talk about?

>>4277760
still cant stop moving that goal post can you? you said in a restaurant. This was at home. and I obviously did not have flash on that phone.

>>4277782
YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO TAKE PICS AT HOME AND POST THEM ON /CK/ HIPSTER SCUM

Never had it, what's it like?

>>4278467
all i know is its a lot like fat, and as much as I love fat, its hard for me to eat straight fat.

>>4278467
It's basically meat butter. That's why it's used in other recipes, and is eaten roasted by itself in small portions with toast and parsley salad (traditionally). It's absolutely delicious and I can't believe this thread is still going. The amount of butthurt and trolling in this thread is amazing. You guys never disappoint.

You can probably easily use them for soups, stocks, sauces, spreads, and other things that require concentrated flavors, or you can roast them in the oven and then spread it on toast.