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if you have no meat at all, whatever you make will probably be pretty unfulfilling. but what your pic actually inspired me about would be a tasty ass baked mac and cheese with a crushed cheezit topping.

Also spices

Fridge side door

Fridge

Fridge

fridge inside

>>4275326
http://www.supercook.com/

Freezer side

>>4275326
I may be able to help. What is the can on the far right?

Easy mode? A instant noodle for the each of ya.

Simple and ideal mode?
'Use the canned tomatoes as a sauce, cook it a bit in a sauce pan. Use another sauce pan to boil your pasta in some salted water.

Open your tinned beans (1 can or 2, up to you), drain it and add it to your tomato sauce.

Throw in some spices, salt and pepper being the basic, then maybe choose one or two more. Debate what spices to use with your friends, don't go overboard and use all of them, it'll just taste like shit. Cook it for a bit more so the spices flavor are even.

Drain your pasta once you're done, place on a bowl or a plate, spoon your beans and tomato sauce on top when ready to serve. Might also go well on top of crackers.

Freezer

>>4275351
Closer of cans

>>4275351
Cranberry sauce. X3

>>4275361
Why do you have so much cranberry sauce?

>>4275334
Here's the meat we have

Meat is expensive :(

Because of reasons

>>4275370

Summer sausage slices with kraft singles on crackers. Embrace the inner white trash, anon. Embrace it.

Our booze

Pls help /ck/

Pls respond T_T

>>4275354
I say do this, but add some fried summer sausage. Or if you want even easier, mac n cheese with fried summer sausage.

Ck plz...

>>4275406

the mac and cheese looks like the "add butter and milk kind" which they dont

>>4275395
get really drunk and eat chunks of sausage with cheese slices

>>4275412
Oh wow you're right. I just assumed they had butter and milk, because who doesn't have butter and milk?

>>4275410
This is what I would end up doing. Regardless of what is in the fridge and/or pantry

>>4275412
Yeah no milk, it was 2 months old and gross

Here's what we do have tho, cheese work in place of milk right?

>>4275421


well guys. id just make hobo stew. maybe some people here have seen my thread from months ago. you takle what you have and throw it together to make a meal for 2 days.

Dice your sausage, cook it. boil 2 things of mac, throw in 2 cans of tomatoes maybe 3. all the beans, drained. and then you got hobostew, pic related, my hobo stew

I can't see the cans well enough to figure out what they are. Cannellini and black beans, diced tomatoes? Chicken stock? Wtf is in the box with the teal top?

Is this guy progun reincarnate?

We put in the 3 n boxes Mac

>>4275432

also, throw in what ever veggies you have. you do need better pics, im sure you're using a iphone or ipod to take em. all mine was a pack of 10 sausages, 1 half box of mac and beans and can of mixed veggies. fuckin good

>>4275435
Here cans again

forgot pic

>>4275438
>>4275441


alright, after thats cooked, drain it, throw in the black beans after you drain them. throw in the 2 cans of tomatos. dice the sausage, cook it. throw it in. and bam. hobostew. throw in what ever seasonings you like. dont forget veggies, cant tell what you have in the freezer, looks like veggies tho

>>4275456

lol sorry drunk, dont forget to heat it all up for a while before eating ha

We classy now

Crescent roll with cheeze and meet

>>4275456
Here freezer closer

>>4275456
More freezer closer

No veggies

>>4275460

ha, looks good. you should make some of those with that chicken and broc and cheese on the inside of the rolls, then true classy gentlemen, you will be

Well, I'd just go with some of the rotini
cube up some of the sausage, pan fry
add in a small amount of diced tomato and butter, dried onion, salt and pepper, garlic powder or garlic salt (instead of salt) if you have it, oregano or basil if you have it
toss the cooked pasta in with the sausage and tomatoes for a minute or two before serving

could get weird and try crumbling up some cheez-its for a casserole crust (tiny bit of crumbled cheese on top of that), with the clamchowder as a binder for the pasta instead but bleagh

Sorry, was chopping and cooking while he took pics

Adding cheeze to make up for lack of melk

More meat

Mix dat all up

Apetizers

>>4275490
gettin all fancy wit dem whores dovers der

They ready

Dig in

That shit looks dreadful. Why would you complain about meat being expensive when you have liquor and san pellegrino?

>>4275508
I sense massive jelly

Also the bottles were all stolen from parties

>>4275508
Nom nom nom

>>4275523
We out of jelly.

You seem like a total piece of shit. That food looks horrible, and stealing people's liquor is a dick move, even if they're jerks. And what's with not having any vegetables in your house at all? What the fuck man?

Cool your tits bro

>>4275554

I want to steal u and put u in my pocket cuz u funny

>>4275554
If that is an adult I need to know who that is.
Exactly my type

>>4275623
http://www.pinkfineart.com/amour-angels/nelli-in-charmante/25149/

>>4275623
>If she's 18 I'll continue fapping
>If she's 17 you are a fucking disgusting pedo freak who needs to rot in jail and get raped by fat niggers until you die from AIDS.

>>4275547
>You seem like a total piece of shit. That food looks horrible, and stealing people's liquor is a dick move, even if they're jerks. And what's with not having any vegetables in your house at all? What the fuck man?

man people sure get butthurt on /ck/ these days huh?

we'll be back next week to make more food with what we have left, so we'll take ideas for that too

I love all of you.

Why do you have only trash food?

>>4276041

The important thing is not what someone has but what they can do with what little they have

/ck/ needs to remember its true roots as the board of autistic shutins and poorfags sharing their cooking with small skill sets and few techniques and ingredients

We shall continue to share what true cooking is without concern for standards or values that normalfags would seek to put upon fellow channers and anons

urk say make cans on wood frame and use cheezits for fuel, connect macoroni for pedals. drive makeshift car to store, buy real food.

>>4275326
make a chili and use cheez itz for you crackers!

>>4275326
Also put tuna in your macaroni, it's pretty good.

>>4276048
>what they can do with what they have
I agree with this completely
>small skill sets and few techniques
completely disagree. don't need anything other than the internet and the desire to cook to get plenty of both

everybody seems to buy this mac&cheese instant fuck. why? you only need noodles an chese + some spices. cream ore some milk... cant understand that

>>4275326

have a to the death knife fight over the nong shim ramen bowl

>>4276111
>why do people buy x? you can just make it yourself with some y and a bit of z
-the beginning of every troll fest on /ck/ ever

>>4276123
it ist not some damn lobster americaine, just mac'n cheese. just maximal 3 ingredients. if u buy this as an instand pack ists very expensive

>>4275432
>>4275441
I put stock in it then flavour it with spices. Delicious. Why does it have to be called hobo stew?

>>4276123
uh but it is that simple i bet this board is full of americants

i shall bring one fresh food item next week. what should it be?

>>4275326
Fuck Hi-Chew
Marry Cheez-It
Kill Ramen

>>4276128
Mac n cheese is like 80 cents a pack, and good for two p big meals

>>4275547

This is the best post I've seen in a while.

>>4279098
and no real cheese in there, glutamate and a bunch of other shit

>>4279091
LOL

>>4279455
But if it tasted like cheeze isnt that good enough?

Meat flavored and substitutes are ok for other meals and preparations, so why not cheeze substitutes?

>>4279525
for me not. but its yout body... its healthier to use real cheese and other ingredients. that maybe a reason why there are so many fat fucks

sry for my bad english, damn gerfag here

>>4279565
define healthier...

what was delete? did they ever decide what to do next time?